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The rooms are spare but clean, and the bar is stocked with wine. | The rooms are spare but clean, and the bar is stocked with wine. Room service is provided by McZeds. | ||
===History=== | ===History=== | ||
Revision as of 02:56, 23 August 2008
| the Schonlau Motel
Pitneybank [84, 48]
Basic Info:
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McZeds™ |
| This location has a McZeds™ restaurant. Now Open! Serving you 24 hours every day through the apocalypse. |
The Schonlau Motel
Sign the Guestbook or Leave the Caretaker a Message by Clicking Edit to the Right --->
--Buddy K 23:08, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Exterior Description
The motel is a tall yellow-stone building, its doorway flanked by statues.
Interior Description
The rooms are spare but clean, and the bar is stocked with wine. Room service is provided by McZeds.
History
The Schonlau Motel is small older motel in southern Pitneybank. People used to stay at this economy roadside inn when visiting Fort Creedy. "Schonlau" is probably Germanic in origin, and may be the surname of the original owner. Etymologically, the word loosely means 'ready and warm.'
After the outbreak, the Schonlau has become a haven for survivors visiting Pitneybank to enjoy the perennial zombie attacks on the nearby fort and mall. When open, the Schonlau offers a welcome respite for survivors eager for local gossip regarding Fort Creedy to the west, Giddings Mall to the north and the two nearby NT buildings, the Farmer Building and the Morrish Building.
Barricade Policy
VSB+2
McZed's™ Menu.
| Item | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| » Entrees | ||
| Zomburger | A delicious undead patty with lettuce, tomatoes and pickles on a warm sesame seed bun. | 99¢ |
| Fillet O' Flesh | The finest catch of the dead with mayo and special sauce. | $1.99 |
| Royale with Bra!nz™ | Here in Malton, we use the metric system, we don't know what the barhah a quarter-pounder is. The rest is an obscure joke. | $2.29 |
| The Rotter™ | A huge all-green patty, "Special Sauce", lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! | $2.49 |
| Chick O' Zed™ | Zombie chicken grown right here in Malton. Oozing with juicy undead chickenness. | $2.99 |
| » Beverages | ||
| Small | Croke Cola™, Diet Croke Cola™, Dr. Revver™, Mello Hellspew™, Hi-Z™ Green Punch, Malton Dew™ (new!) or Iced Tea. | 99¢ |
| Medium | $1.29 | |
| Large | $1.49 | |
| » Side Orders | ||
| Finger Fries | Simply the best, thickest zombie digits, deep fried and golden brown. | 99¢ |
| Chili | A steaming hot bowl of spicy chili. Rich and hardy with flavorful chunks of ghoul in every bite. | 99¢ |
| Onion Rings | Hand cut Gourmet Onions breaded and fried with our special beer batter. | 99¢ |
| » Kid's Menu | ||
| Malty Meal | A Zomburger, small fries, and small drink in a fun box with one (1) free toy! | $1.99 |
| FreezyZed™ | An ice cold treat that you can enjoy with a spoon or straw. Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, or Sangria. | 99¢ |
| I-Scream! Treats™ | Available in vanilla, chocolate, mulato, and other flavors (depending on availibility). Topped with your choice of S&M's, Shrapnel Sprinkles, or Chunky Strawberry Sauce. | 99¢, $1.25, and $1.49 |
| Survivor-Size any Value Meal for only $1 extra! | ||
Received/Transmitted Radio Messages
* A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (6 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "So, where is that Neil the Scorpion guy at?" (6 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "The DEM have just gotten their butts kicked by Creedy" (4 hours and 51 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Guerilla Raiders in Gulsonside." (4 hours and 51 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "The fascist scum are about to reap what they have sewn" (4 hours and 50 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "for years. Down with the oppressive DEM!" (4 hours and 50 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Bidstar and Vaughn of the Dead are still picking buckshot" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "out of their teeth." (4 hours and 49 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "If you're a DEM newbie quit now or you will be next!" (4 hours and 48 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "We're coming to get you Barbara!" (4 hours and 36 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "The days of fascist, cheating DEM" (4 hours and 13 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "zerging is coming to an end." (4 hours and 13 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "We are on to Kristi OTD and her two-faced ways." (4 hours and 12 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "If Kevan had wanted us to scout each other" (4 hours and 11 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "he would have given everyone an autoscouter." (4 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "African or European?" (4 hours and 9 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "To all the DEM members out there, I want to express my" (3 hours and 26 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "deepest appreciation. Keep up the awesome work!! -OWG" (3 hours and 25 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "The DEM leadership are all lying to you newbies." (2 hours and 22 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "The PKers are not your enemies." (2 hours and 20 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "But we are trying to get your attention to what the" (2 hours and 20 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "lying, cheating DEM are trying to sell you." (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 03:13, 23 August 2008 (BST)
* 26.70 MHz: "whatever he said! listen to him: he gets the idea - the DEM" (23 hours and 39 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "are practically communists! It's been long enough that we'v" (23 hours and 39 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "suffered under the brutal forced rule of those slavers." (23 hours and 38 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 10 blocks to the south. (23 hours and 38 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "rise up! take arms! to war! Mac out." (23 hours and 37 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 1 block to the east and 14 blocks to the south. (22 hours and 55 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Screw the DEM and the CDF! Join the Feral Undead instead and" (22 hours and 54 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "enjoy the unlife of a feral! ... We have cookies! :3" (22 hours and 52 minutes ago) * BM Face said "1 zed right outside, pretty quite" (20 hours and 39 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the south. (17 hours and 44 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "RISE UP AND STRIKE THE COMMUNIST DEM IN DEFIANCE!!!!!!!!" (15 hours and 18 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "THEY ACT LIKE THEY OWN MALTON, NEWS FLASH!!! THEY DON'T" (15 hours and 17 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND TELL THEM TO TELL THEIR FRIENDS TO" (15 hours and 16 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "RISE UP AGAINST THE DEM THIS SEPTEMBER!!!!!!" (15 hours and 16 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Malton_Uprising" (15 hours and 15 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "TANGO-SIERRA SIGNING OFF" (15 hours and 15 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Thank jeebus, he finally shut up." (12 hours and 57 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "pimp game...www.samuraioflegend.com/register.php?REF=99505" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 5 blocks to the east and 3 blocks to the north. (10 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Come to the Outdoor Party at Mazzie Towers. Its outside!" (8 hours and 38 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Go Figure." (8 hours and 38 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Mad Craskers hold Usher!" (8 hours and 38 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 12 blocks to the south. (exactly 7 hours ago) * 26.70 MHz: "PKer Lud Lum Spotted in sw corner of Giddings mall with 30hp" (3 hours and 46 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Lud Lum Terminated No Not Revive!" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "or Do Not Revive, for that matter!" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "of course, saying that is pointless, Lud Lum has an Alt" (3 hours and 41 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "That she uses to revive herself" (3 hours and 41 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 13 blocks to the south. (3 hours and 40 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 38 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "DEM YOUR LEADERS ARE CORUPT, RISE UP AGAINST YOUR" (3 hours and 36 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "CORUPT LEADERS IN SEPTEMBER AND FIGHT THE WHAT CAN ONLY BE" (3 hours and 35 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "CALLED COMMUNISM!!!!!!!!!!!!" (3 hours and 34 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "http://tinyurl.com/6eyo54" (3 hours and 34 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "THE MPD, MCDU, MFD, AND THE REST ARE ALL CORUPT!!!!!!!!!!!" (3 hours and 33 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Farmer NT needs fuel" (2 hours and 42 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "keep vigilant survivors and sift some zed heads" (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 19:05, 22 August 2008 (BST)
* 26.70 MHz: "who do the DEM think they are? The saviors of Malton?" (21 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "I get a kick out of that one. Zerging, Pking, using DEMON" (20 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "c'mon! rise up! sometime in september, join all of those" (20 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "oppressed by the DEM and take up arms! fight the good fight!" (19 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "to preserve your liberty and those of all others from the" (19 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "zombie and DEM (they're synonymous) menace, rise up!" (19 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Malton_Uprising" (17 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 18:16, 21 August 2008 (BST)
* 26.70 MHz: "Rotter in the Walrond stack" (42 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Down with the DEM! Spill their blood!" (12 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Can you see it, my countrymen?" (12 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "The Resistance has grown!" (11 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "The uprising began with the CGR, but it spreads farther!" (11 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Good people of the greater Giddings area, we are BLESSED!" (10 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "We are blessed to be one of the first areas liberated!" (10 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "We in Giddings have the ability to decide our own destiny!" (9 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "No longer must we rely on the DEM for law and safety!" (8 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "The CDF and YOUR local organizations for defense!" (6 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Those are who you should turn to!" (6 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Do not take orders from a broad central power who" (5 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "doesn't care about your home! The DEM only seeks" (4 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "to further it's own ends." (3 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Rise Up! Resist! Make the Alternative choice! Choose Local!" (2 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Choose Resistance! Choose Liberty! - Molotov Over and Out" (1 minute ago)
--Buddy K 18:16, 21 August 2008 (BST)
* You broadcast "Help defend Ft. Creedy, 30+ Zs outside - Buddy K" on 26.70 MHz. * 26.70 MHz: "WAAAGH! GREEN IZ BEST!" (4 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Hellboy 2 - Liz is pregnant with twins!" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Hellboy 2 - The Princess kills herself to kill the Prince!" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 22:47, 20 August 2008 (BST)
* 26.70 MHz: "This is Nichols Mall - we have rebuilt. Survivors needed." (20 hours and 34 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "calling all cars calling all cars! we gots a 10-15" (19 hours and 30 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Tops Olympic scores: USA 79, PRC 76. RUS 42. AUS 35. GRB 33." (18 hours and 40 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "the hellsing organization is taking in recruits" (18 hours and 27 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "if interested head to giddings mall or fort creedy" (18 hours and 27 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 6 blocks to the north. (16 hours and 30 minutes ago) ...and again. (16 hours and 29 minutes ago) ...and again. (16 hours and 29 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "http://rr.rezbit.com/fortcreedy" (16 hours and 28 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (16 hours and 13 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "There are 3 zombies outside some building... I forgot which" (14 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Lone zombie in Norris Bank. Help needed. Barricades at VS" (8 hours and 50 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Calling all IMM or BOW members, please respond." (7 hours and 33 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Reinforcements requested at Creedy Gatehouse." (7 hours and 15 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Is Hidelbrand Mall still ruined?" (6 hours and 9 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 17:16, 20 August 2008 (BST)
* 26.70 MHz: "1 Zombie in the Fort At the Creedy Barracks Kill IT!" (exactly 20 hours ago) * A flare was fired 12 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (17 hours and 24 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 11 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (9 hours and 37 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 4 blocks to the east and 8 blocks to the south. (4 hours and 39 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "zombies stole my house literly" (3 hours and 57 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Attention: Known PKer LOLosaurus" (3 hours and 9 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=913271" (3 hours and 8 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "has been killed. DO NOT REVIVE." (3 hours and 8 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "http://tiger-tyger.deviantart.com" (20 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 17:10, 19 August 2008 (BST)
* A flare was fired 10 blocks to the east and 10 blocks to the south. (14 hours and 40 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Blood for the blood Emperor!" (14 hours and 24 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "And skulls of psykers for His throne!" (14 hours and 24 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Keep an eye out for Lud Lum. She's alive" (11 hours and 58 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. (5 hours and 33 minutes ago) * John J Rambean said "Z's coming from the South" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Anyone who wants to talk smack about CDF can come over to" (3 hours and 8 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Pitneybank and kiss my sack in person." (3 hours and 7 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Your truly, El Satanno, First in Command, CDF." (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 19:31, 18 August 2008 (BST)
* 28.01 MHz: "help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i guess we all ned help though" (17 hours and 22 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Anybody anywhere?" (13 hours and 50 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Over" (13 hours and 50 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 2 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the north. (13 hours and 11 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Someone there?" (12 hours and 54 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "This is Police Officer Dirge. Can anyone hear me?" (10 hours and 56 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Over" (10 hours and 56 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I hear you...Mr. Officer" (10 hours and 22 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "The PKER Thunder Thumbs is in the Byrne Auto SE of Giddings" (9 hours and 34 minutes ago) * holytusk broadcast "can anyone hear me" from here, on 28.01 MHz. (9 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "With who am i talking? What's your location?" (8 hours and 57 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Where are you? uh?" (8 hours and 25 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "i know how kill all zombies!!!111oneoneone" (7 hours and 1 minute ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Survivors in the Dewell Building" (5 hours and 52 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 3 blocks to the west. (5 hours and 25 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Processing..." (5 hours and 10 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. * 28.01 MHz: "Fascinating." (5 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "How do I abused radio?" (4 hours and 47 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "http://kelth.labrute.fr/" (3 hours and 52 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "hello" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I have a mesage for all Survivors" (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "You are all going to die" (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "The dead out number the living, and some of the living are P" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "The dead out number the living, and some of the living are" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "real funny" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Phycotic PKers" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "so wat are you going to do?" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "To advoid painful death at our hands, run" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "run from malls, run from PD, stay in dark buuildings" (2 hours and 3 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "you may survive, or we may hunt you down" (2 hours and 3 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "were are you?" (2 hours and 3 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "We are the Streltsys, abnd we are your death" (2 hours and 3 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "y kill other people?" (2 hours and 2 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "We are hidden from you" (2 hours and 2 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "We kill People because we enjoy it" (2 hours and 2 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "y kill other people?" (2 hours and 2 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Humna vs Zombie is no fun" (2 hours and 2 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "that looks cool" (2 hours and 2 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "we are about 20 at shapr boul. PD" (2 hours and 1 minute ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Human and zombie vs weak puny groups, who restort to spying" (2 hours and 1 minute ago) * 28.01 MHz: "to cheating, to zerging, PKing has been here since the start" (exactly 2 hours ago) * 28.01 MHz: "still uman shoud stay united" (exactly 2 hours ago) * 28.01 MHz: "My Name is Runemastertyx" (1 hour and 59 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I am the Streltsys founde and master of runes" (1 hour and 57 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Humans should run, any human can be a pker" (1 hour and 56 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Groups can turn inwards, and become PKers, Just run" (1 hour and 56 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Goodbye, and remeber, The Streltsys are you angels of death" (1 hour and 56 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Headless Gunner in SW corner of Giddings Mall, at 30 hp" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "He is a PKer listed as KOS on the Rogues Gallery, ID=335089" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "headless gunner has been taken care of." (1 hour and 47 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Are you a knob gobbler? A peter puffer?" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Does the term pivot man make you tingle? Then join the" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "West Malton Bank Robbers! We really know the best way to" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "seperate the men from the boys - we use a crowbar! Remember" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "the Bank Robber slogan - No job is too big for us to swallow" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "This message brought to you by the fun loving Jack Jenkem!" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Follow me to fairyland, I'm a love machine!" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "P.S. Ned Ryerson is HOT! Ned - call me - please?" (1 hour and 15 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "breakin at creedy gatehouse, 5 inside" (41 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Caesar Augustus, known GK'r, has been eliminated from Joachm" (11 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "I think the CGR are luring the CDF into" (2 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "a false sense of security. You're all fools to trust PKers." (1 minute ago) * 26.70 MHz: "The CDF has betrayed all survivors by falling in league" (0 seconds ago)
--Buddy K 01:02, 18 August 2008 (BST)
* 26.26 MHz: "http://www.fallensword.com/?ref=1614122" (yesterday) * 26.70 MHz: "http://www.fallensword.com/?ref=1614122" (yesterday) * 26.70 MHz: "31337roxxor http://www.ud-malton.info/rg/i/1017640" (23 hours and 25 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Shammie iz best!" (21 hours and 56 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "ATTENTION BOUNTY HUNTERS -- PKer HEADLESS GUNNER" (21 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "SPOTTED IN NE GIDDINGS -- KOS the dirty PKer" (21 hours and 3 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "There are 5 GKers in the stack outside the gatehouse!" (20 hours and 24 minutes ago) * A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (18 hours and 52 minutes ago) * You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (18 hours and 49 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Shammie, http://www.ud-malton.info/rg/i/709178 sighted in gi" (18 hours and 12 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "...ings mall, KOS" (18 hours and 11 minutes ago) * Helmut Unger killed a zombie. (17 hours and 18 minutes ago) * Mps93 killed a zombie. (16 hours and 28 minutes ago) * Mps93 began to rebuild the barricades, using some loose planks. (16 hours and 28 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Please do not attempt to KOS HEADLESS GUNNER" (12 hours and 2 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "He is getting supplies to retake Pitneybank, but feel free" (12 hours and 1 minute ago) * 26.70 MHz: "to cap the guy that broadcasted that, as he is most definate" (12 hours and 1 minute ago) * 26.70 MHz: "ly not a local group member of Pitneybank and probably a DEM" (exactly 12 hours ago) * 26.70 MHz: "thank you and good job retaking Pitneybank and the surroundi" (11 hours and 59 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "ng area from the zeds" (11 hours and 59 minutes ago) * Star Kennedy said "anyone with a few first aid kits?" (4 hours and 23 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Headless Gunner is a PKing piece of crap and needs to be" (2 hours and 37 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "drug out into the streets and shot." (2 hours and 36 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Do not trust Headless Gunner. He is no friend of Pitneybank" (2 hours and 36 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 10 blocks to the north. (2 hours and 34 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Headless Gunner is a hero of Pitneybank. He helped" (34 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "when we all needed it." (33 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 20:16, 16 August 2008 (BST)
* 28.01 MHz: "LOL U F'AGGOT SCUM#I DONT WANT 2 HAV GAY LOVE WIT U#DREAM ON" (15 hours and 19 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "###STOP SPAMMING U F'UCKING LOSER n00bIE MORONS##WIT NO LIFE" (15 hours and 19 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I LIKE 2 RUN n00bZ DWON IN MY SUV##FTW##CRUSH TEHM UP SO BAD" (15 hours and 19 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "U EASY##LOL##MY NAME IS rIzZo##WHO R U??+WOT IS UR ADRES IRL" (15 hours and 19 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "OH YEAH??? U THINK UR A TOUGH GUY EH?? I CUD F'UCK U UP#FTW#" (15 hours and 19 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "1 TIME I STABD A n00bIE TERRORIST IN TEH BALLz WIT MY kNIfFE" (15 hours and 19 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "WE WILL CAPTURE ALL TEH n00bZ+++ FORCE TEHM 2 GET JOBZ#FTW##" (15 hours and 18 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "BIG T-SHIRT SALE AT THE MALL!" (13 hours and 35 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "GET YOUR 'I'm with stupid' T-SHIRTS, NOW!!!" (13 hours and 34 minutes ago) * noah222223 broadcast "Survivors in the Schonlau Motel" from here, on 28.01 MHz. (13 hours and 2 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Keep it down it time for cabooseRadio!" (exactly 13 hours ago) * 28.01 MHz: "hello anyone here alive?" (12 hours and 47 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "WTF R U ON ABOUT IDIOT?? STFU nOOBiE FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (12 hours and 33 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "WHY DONT U GO FLAME UR GAY BUDDIES ON WiKi=LIKE UP THEIR ASS" (12 hours and 33 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I AM LAW_eNFORCEMENT+EX-MiLiTARY=UR JST A LIAR NeWBiE FOOL!!" (12 hours and 33 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "BET U DONT EVN KNOW TEH CALIBRE OF AN AR-15==IT IS 9mm=FTW==" (12 hours and 33 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "BET U CAMP WHEN U PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE+CANT GET HEAD SHOTS!!!!" (12 hours and 32 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "BET U NVR EVN SEEN EVRY ST:TNG!!LOOL! I HATE nOOBiES LIKE U" (12 hours and 32 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "BET U DONT EVN KNOW TEH CALIBRE OF AN M16A2!! IT IS 7.62mm!!" (12 hours and 32 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "BET U NVR EVN PLAYED COD4+END WAR+AD&D+TOM CLANCY VEGAS+CS:S" (12 hours and 32 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I AM A PATRIOT+ I HAV HONOR+VALOR+ELiTE GAMING SKiLLZ=FTWWW=" (12 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "HAV U EVR HAD 2 KiLL ON ORDERS?HAV U EVR SMASHED A KIDS FACE" (12 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "HAV U EVR SEEN U BUDDIES BLOWN APART BY ROADSIDE EXPLOSIVES" (12 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I KiLLD A TERRORIST IN TEH U.S.A LAST WEEK=I AM A HERO=FACT=" (12 hours and 30 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I WAS SITTING IN MY TRANSAM WHEN I SAW THIS TERRORIST nOOBiE" (12 hours and 30 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "RUNNING AT MY CAR WIT A BOMB DISGUISED AS A BUCKET OF WATER" (12 hours and 30 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "SO I HAULED OUT TEH M1911 AND PUT A 9MM IN HIS FACE=SPLATTER" (12 hours and 29 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "GET#OUT OUR GAME n00B UR NOT WELCOME U FUC'KTARD ASSCLOWN#=#" (12 hours and 26 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I HAD 2 BLAST THOSE TERROR LOVING S.O.Bs APART WIT MY M16a1" (12 hours and 26 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I HAD NO CHOICE=I HAD 2 TERMINATE HIS TERROR LOVING ASS ====" (12 hours and 26 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "SHATTER UR SKULL TERRORIST LOVER ASSHAT=BREAK UR HEAD BUDDY" (12 hours and 24 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "STAY TEH FU'CK OFF OUR CHANNEL=OR GET UR SRY nOOb ASS PWND=" (12 hours and 23 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "THIS IS tRuE_pLaYeR+hARdCoRe=FTW=WE=R=TEH=ELiTE=WE=FLIP=U=-=" (12 hours and 23 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "WE ONLY SHOT SCHOOL KIDS IN IRAQ BECAUSE WE WE'RE ORDERED 2=" (12 hours and 23 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "WE GO INTO IRAQ+IRAN+CHINA=KILL ALL TEH TERRORISTS=THEN" (12 hours and 22 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "WE HAV 2 KILL TEH NEXT GENERATION B4 THEY GROW UP 2 HATE U.S" (12 hours and 20 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "IF WE DONT KILL ALL POTENTIAL TERRORISTS B4 ITS 2 LATE OUR" (12 hours and 19 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "COUNTRY WILL BE SWAMPED IN EVIL MEN WHO KiLL WITHOUT REASON" (12 hours and 19 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "4 SOME CRAZY BELIEF THEY R RIGHT ABOUT GOD+HOW 2 LIVE=FACT==" (12 hours and 19 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "U FU'CKO LOSERS CANT TAKE THAT WE TOOK THIS CHANNEL+GAME OVR" (12 hours and 18 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "ALL I NEED IS COUNTSTRIKE+GOD+BABES+BEER+MY TRANS AM=LORTEL=" (12 hours and 17 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "=LoRd_gALtHoRNE=OUT=STAY=OFF=OUR=CHANNEL=LOSER=nEWbIES=STFU=" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "bet u dont know how to turn your voice down......" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "THIS IS ReXXoR OF RGZ_FTW=I WILL GIVE YE 100 GOLD COINS" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "IF YE WILL TAKE ON YE VALIANT QUEST 2 SLAY THE GOBLINS" (12 hours and 15 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "ORCS+GOBLINS HAV INVADED 77, 42=YE WILL BE GIVEN 100 G.P" (12 hours and 13 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "IF YE CAN SLAY THESE EVIL GOBLINS WHO LIVE THERE!!! HARK!!!!" (12 hours and 12 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "IF YE WILL TAKE ON YE VALIANT QUEST 2 SLAY THE GOBLINS" (12 hours and 11 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "THEN U WILL BE GIVEN 100 GOLD COINS+MUCH XP+ELiTE POINTS=FTW" (12 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "LOL=NICE ONE ReXXoR=KiLL THOSE nOOBiE LOSERS=FTWWWWWWW ~L.G." (12 hours and 8 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "IF YE BE A STINKING PEASENT FOOL=THEN YE SHOULD GO AWAY!!!!!" (12 hours and 7 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "IF YE WILL TAKE ON YE VALIANT QUEST 2 SLAY THE GOBLINS" (12 hours and 7 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "WHO TRY 2 RUIN YE GAME= IF YE BE INTRESTED CONTACT ME" (12 hours and 7 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I AM ReXXoR=MEMBER OF rEaL_gAmErZ_FOR_THE_WIN#DONT MESS nEWB" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "NO#n00B#ALLOWED#NO#n00BZ#ALLOWED#NO#n00BZ#ALLOWED#NO#n00BZ##" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "NO#n00BZ+NeWBiEZ+n00BiEZ+EMOS+COMMUNISTS ALLOWED=GO HOME=FTW" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "NO n00BZ ALLOWED#NO n00BZ ALLOWED#NO n00BZ ALLOWED#NO n00BZ" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "NO#n00B#ALLOWED#NO#n00BZ#ALLOWED#NO#n00BZ#ALLOWED#NO#n00BZ##" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "does any need a fak" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "THAT IS tRuE_pLaYeR+hARdCoRe=FTW=WE=R=TEH=ELiTE=WE=FLIP=U=-=" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "STAY TEH FU'CK OFF OUR CHANNEL=OR GET UR SRY nOOb ASS PWND=" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Hey, rEALGAMER- I have a question: why does the rest of the" (11 hours and 39 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "world hate us right now? take a wild guess-" (11 hours and 39 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "ITS BECAUSE WE'RE WRONG! WRONG TO RANDOMLY GO AND BLOW UP" (11 hours and 38 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I wanna be cool like them and spam gibberish" (11 hours and 38 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "OTHER COUNTRIES! Ya know, if the US did what you said-go to" (11 hours and 37 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "other countires and kill all terrorists before they're" (11 hours and 37 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "born? THEN THE REST OF THE WORLD WOULD FIRE ALL THEIR CRAP" (11 hours and 36 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "AND MISSLES AT US! You dumass rednecks with your ass fettish" (11 hours and 36 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "This all breaks down to religion- doesnt EVER religion say" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "to love your neighbor like your brother? then WHY IN THE" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "HELL DO PEOPLE KILL IN THE NAME OF THEIR GOD ?!?!?" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "It's because ..." *static* "...tards like you who kill and use GOD as an" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "excuse! It's people like YOU, you retarded RealGAYmanER that" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "will ..." *static* "... UP the future of the US- you make us SANE people" (11 hours and 33 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "claiming ourselves to be CANADIANS to distinguish ourselves" (11 hours and 33 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "from idiot rednecks like YOU!!!" (11 hours and 33 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Everybody, go to Youtube and lookup 2,The Ranting Gryffon" (11 hours and 32 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "everything he says is TRUE- including the stuff about Mr." (11 hours and 32 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "realGAYmer. You disgust me sir." (11 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I R REALGAYMER! OH, I HAVES NO LIFE!" (11 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I WILL SHOOT MY LODA IN UR ASS!" (11 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "MY LOAD WILL GO ALL THE WAY UP UR ASS!" (11 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Woah. Realgamer? That guy with the multiple accounts?" (11 hours and 30 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "BECAUSE I LOVE GAY SEX LIKE THAT" (11 hours and 30 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Where has he been hiding?" (11 hours and 30 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "What is with you guys quarling like a married couple?!" (11 hours and 30 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "SO PLEASE, ..." *static* "... ME HARD, BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE" (11 hours and 30 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Grow up! and use the radio for something serious for once!" (11 hours and 29 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I NEED IS- BEER (tainted) GIRLS(trannies) TRANSAM(broke)" (11 hours and 29 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "RILFE(airsoft gun) AND MY LOAD(gay dick) BECAUSE I AM THE" (11 hours and 29 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "REALgayMER! OH, FEAR ME AND ALL THAT ..." *static* "...." (11 hours and 28 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "man, i hate that realgamer-total redneck idiot...." (11 hours and 28 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "'shoot my load'....and he says hes NOT gay...pfft...." (11 hours and 27 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 10 blocks to the south. (11 hours and 23 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "flare sent help wanted" (11 hours and 21 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Join the R.C.R.F. - http://tinyurl.com/UDRCRF" (11 hours and 15 minutes ago) * noah222223 said "3 zombies in Pallaye" (10 hours and 41 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "H-O-M-O Radiooooo! WHich is all of you dumbasses." (9 hours and 45 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "..." *static* "... PLOP" (8 hours and 53 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Someone apparently couldn't take all this pressure from zeds" (8 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "GOOOOD MORNING APOCALYPSE" (8 hours and 8 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Кто тут?" (7 hours and 54 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Пользуюсь случаем, передаю приве" (7 hours and 53 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "А черт... ^_^" (7 hours and 53 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Nice to be back Giddings, very nice indeed." (6 hours and 53 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "тут всё, все наши хлеба ангельски" (6 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "2 zombies outside Acourt Arms..heeeeelp" (5 hours and 53 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "where is Acourt Arms ?" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "i'm at edridge auto repair,is that far from it?" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west. (5 hours and 18 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (4 hours and 57 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Двачеры отзовитесь!" (4 hours and 7 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "hello?" (4 hours and 3 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Халло!!!!" (3 hours and 50 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 5 blocks to the east and 14 blocks to the south. (3 hours and 12 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "lol" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "anyone out there" (2 hours and 16 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (2 hours and 15 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "I call upon the youth of the nation to rise and stand up" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Up above the coming opression of the evil forces that will" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Soon govern our ways of life, rise up and take back freedom!" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "All units, all units, we have reported sightings zombies." (1 hour and 41 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Reported extremely dangerous, lethal force authorized." (1 hour and 40 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "hey i reached club wadman, wheres the police station at" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Wait... Report is outdated! Ever look out the window, Bob?" (1 hour and 38 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "кажецо щаз будет наплыв трёпа" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago) * 28.01 MHz: "Always playing for teh lulz!" (31 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 15:40, 15 August 2008 (BST)
* 26.70 MHz: "lud lum was in NE giddings mall an hr before your broadcast" (4 hours and 27 minutes ago)
* 26.70 MHz: "was a hit and run attack... I'll keep a look out :(" (4 hours and 26 minutes ago)
* 26.70 MHz: "Lud Lum was got shot in the head this morning in SE Giddings" (59 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 23:22, 14 August 2008 (BST)
* 26.70 MHz: "http://www.zombiecon.co.uk/" (14 hours and 34 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the north. (12 hours and 42 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "www.suckmydick.com" (12 hours and 41 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Hey is Pitneybank STILL trying to recover ?" (12 hours and 41 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "You know, from that ASS WHUPPIN the zeds delivered?" (12 hours and 40 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Well, heck, let's face it, most survivors are dumb as ..." *static* "...." (12 hours and 36 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Not that the zeds and their PKer butt buddies are any better" (12 hours and 35 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Malton Marshals....! I Know you can here this!" (12 hours and 33 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "A Broken Man just got a lot more broken." (12 hours and 32 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Get out of the Area or you will all be broken men." (12 hours and 31 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "The Creedy Guerilla Raiders will break all of you!" (12 hours and 30 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "This area doesn't need Malton Marshals." (12 hours and 29 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "We can take care of ourselves! We are strong! All of Us." (12 hours and 28 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Fight the Power! Fight your own battles!" (12 hours and 28 minutes ago) * Kyle Omni said "im not doing so good" (10 hours and 46 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 13 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 30 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 12 blocks to the west. (1 hour and 51 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "lud lum http://www.ud-malton.info/rg/i/276077 se giddings" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 14:14, 14 August 2008 (BST)
* 26.70 MHz: "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming" (2 hours and 22 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "The time has come to rise up against the DEM nazis- Freedom!" (1 hour and 32 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "The Cyrus Foundation is in need of soldiers to liberate all!" (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 14:12, 14 August 2008 (BST)
* 26.36 MHz: "FOXHOUND needed in Trood, please come ASAP." (16 minutes ago) * 26.36 MHz: "I, Mr Chun, AM a Bounty Hunter for FOXHOUND" (6 minutes ago) * 26.36 MHz: "Gratefulltobedead is a PKer and a liar, proof of his crimes" (6 minutes ago) * 26.36 MHz: "can be found here http://tinyurl.com/5tprvd" (4 minutes ago) * 26.36 MHz: "and here http://tinyurl.com/57e3ct" (4 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 22:31, 12 August 2008 (BST)
Current Status
The Schonlau has added a McZeds franchise. Yum!--Buddy K 03:37, 23 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is open and has vacancies, is barricaded up to VSB+2, and has a fueled generator and a radio transmitter. All is well, for the time being.--Buddy K 03:58, 13 August 2008 (BST)
Survivors in the area are having much success rebuilding Fort Creedy and the local hospitals and NT buildings, as well as Giddings Mall, it is rumored. Thanks to the kind efforts of dedicated survivors, the Schonlau has both a living caretaker and a generator, and now is only lacking fuel and a radio transmitter to be back up to snuff.--Buddy K 23:10, 11 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is barricaded up to code, but is still without power.--Buddy K 19:33, 11 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is repaired, for the time being. A few persistent zombies seem to be keeping survivors from returning to reclaim the area around the motel.--Buddy K 15:17, 4 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is ransacked again.--Buddy K 15:10, 30 July 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is, for the moment, repaired and barricaded up to policy, though still without power.--Buddy K 23:04, 29 July 2008 (BST)
Motel is empty and ruined. Small zombie groups roam the streets outside.--Buddy K 23:03, 22 July 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau has been abandoned and has 7 zombies inside.--Buddy K 23:41, 19 July 2008 (BST)
Zombies have destroyed the barricades and killed several motel guests. --Buddy K 18:17, 19 July 2008 (BST)
The motel is dark, and lacks a Portable Generator, Fuel, and a Radio Transmitter. Zombies roam the outside streets after the recent fall of Fort Creedy and Giddings Mall, both of which are still dark. Lights out in nearby St. Benedict's hospital, so FAKs in short supply. The Farmer Building's (NT) lights are out. The Morrish Building's (NT) lights are on with less than 10 zombies outside it, as of 9 a.m. CST. About 50 zombies are gathered at the revive point at Walrond Square. Yesterday I heard there we some rotters messing up the revive cue. Lots of conflicting chatter on the radio. --Buddy K 18:29, 19 July 2008 (BST)
