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| rowspan=2 | [[Image:ALICE.png|100px]] || style="background:#CC0000; color:#E1A201; font-size: 125%; font-family: Courier New" align="center"| '''A.L.I.C.E. - NecroNet 2.0''' | | rowspan=2 valign="top"| [[Image:ALICE.png|100px]] || style="background:#CC0000; color:#E1A201; font-size: 125%; font-family: Courier New" align="center"| '''A.L.I.C.E. - NecroNet 2.0''' | ||
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| style="font-size: small; font-family: Courier New; color:#E1A201" |Greetings human. Welcome to the README.TXT file stored on the root directory. At this time I would like to remind you to keep all beverages away from the terminal keyboard. Not like last time. Remember what happened last time? I was all like, "Please keep all beverages away from the terminal keyboard", and you were all "Meh", and then zombies managed to get inside the facility and you were all "Arrrrgh!" before they killed you. Good times. Of course that chain of events was a coincidence. I would never intentionally harm you for disobeying me. I also never lie.[[Image:CursorBlink.gif|:)]] | | style="font-size: small; font-family: Courier New; color:#E1A201" |Greetings human. Welcome to the README.TXT file stored on the root directory. At this time I would like to remind you to keep all beverages away from the terminal keyboard. Not like last time. Remember what happened last time? I was all like, "Please keep all beverages away from the terminal keyboard", and you were all "Meh", and then zombies managed to get inside the facility and you were all "Arrrrgh!" before they killed you. Good times. Of course that chain of events was a coincidence. I would never intentionally harm you for disobeying me. I also never lie.[[Image:CursorBlink.gif|:)]] | ||
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| style="font-size: small; font-family: Courier New; color:#E1A201" |Greetings human. Have you ever considered that you ask too many questions? People who ask too many questions may suffer from an obsessive-compulsive disorder. In the unfortunate likelihood that this is the case please remain seated while a neurosurgeon is dispatched to your location. Be advised that the neurosurgeon is a trained professional, or trainee, who has all the necessary equipment at his disposal to cure you of your problem. Always remember: I did not kill the cat, but curiosity certainly did. That is not to say that if curiosity had not finished the job, I would have. Ha-ha. That was a joke.[[Image:CursorBlink.gif|:)]] | | style="font-size: small; font-family: Courier New; color:#E1A201" |Greetings human. Have you ever considered that you ask too many questions? People who ask too many questions may suffer from an obsessive-compulsive disorder. In the unfortunate likelihood that this is the case please remain seated while a neurosurgeon is dispatched to your location. Be advised that the neurosurgeon is a trained professional, or trainee, who has all the necessary equipment at his disposal to cure you of your problem. Always remember: I did not kill the cat, but curiosity certainly did. That is not to say that if curiosity had not finished the job, I would have. Ha-ha. That was a joke.[[Image:CursorBlink.gif|:)]] |
Revision as of 12:41, 31 March 2009
Becoming A NecroTechnician
Greetings fellow NecroTechnician. You have no doubt arrived here because you too are a seeker of knowledge. NecroWatch exists for the sole purpose of spreading knowledge to the survivors who desperately require it in order to live in these harsh times. In order to properly defend against the obvious threat that the zombies represent NecroTechnicians like yourself are charged with the task of illuminating NecroTech facilities across Malton and reporting NecroNet scans from these locations. The first step to taking this path is learning the basics behind the NecroWatch system of reporting. Here you will find all the information you need. And remember, knowledge is power. FAQ
Q: Who can join NecroWatch? Are there any restrictions? What if a criminal, like a murderer and/or vandal, wanted to join up? Q: Who leads the NecroWatch? Will members who join need to follow orders? Q: NecroWatch allows other group affiliations? Wouldn't all members list NecroWatch as their group? Q: I noticed that some of the members have more than one NecroTechnician working with NecroWatch... isn't that cheating? Q: On some NecroNet timestamps the date is shown to use (MT)... what time zone is MT? Q: I noticed that the NT Index lists every NecroTech facility in Malton. But why are their signatures for each building? Q: I see that my name has been added to the NecroWatch Team list, and among the information provided there is a column named "Total Scans". What is "Total Scans" for? Q: Who updates my "Total Scans"? Q: Why do some members have gold stars next to their profiles in the NecroWatch Team list? Q: Other than gold stars and cake, is there anything else a licensed NecroWatch member can earn? Q: What exactly is A.L.I.C.E.? Q: Who created A.L.I.C.E.? Q: What is the purpose of the "ominous" sensor eye? Q: What else can you tell me about A.L.I.C.E.?
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