Talk:St. Anastasius' Royal Guard

• Run your mouth,and your post will be deleted.
• Diplomatic negotiations only.

The Subsequently Archived UrbanDead Shitstorms

• JULY

• The freedom fighters' membership is closing in on the double digits. Proceed with caution.
• Our spies are in place, good job men! Losses do not exceed 10 as of July, 17th.
• 20th Infantry Division has been ordered to destroy all DEM equipment, including Generators and Radios.
• Med Corp is currently stocking up on first-aids and necro syringes. Blitzkrieg, head to Sheehan Lane Police Department and stock up. (July 11th)
• We have began our attack on Raines Hills. All troops march to victory! (July 8th)
• We have control of St. Romuald's Church as of 9:02 P.M. Any civilians inside will be killed. (July 8th)
• We have recently stopped our invasion of THEM territory,all units stand down. (July 6-7th)
• Remember troops, we are Federal Ensigns Defeating Communists Ordeals in Malton.

Pegton Special Branch Speaking

Hello there St. Anastasius' Royal Guard. To my misfortune i woke up today in Pegton and meet a shotgun exploding in my face. I later found out it was one of you men going by the name of Deaths View. I understand why i was killed because you are a PK group although the reason the Terrorist gave was because i supported the New Socialist Army in Malton. This is what i dont understand as when i had a brief look at your group it said "NEW SOCIALIST ARMY OF MALTON" or something along the lines of such i dont want to get into detail. Why would i support this group when I did not hear of such group. I was beginnning to be a PK sympathiser altough this event has somewhat changed my mind. If i do not recieve an official Apology soon i will be forced to command my own group against you. Thank you for your time and think about what I have took the time to say. Goodbye! --Bono Landy 11:08, 25 June 2007 (BST)

We like challenges and to expect an apology? Hehe, that's cute dear. --SooP 04:21, 28 June 2007 (BST)

Cosplay

Dress me up as Han Solo and spank me princess Leia!

Lmao. Wtf.

Discussion

Why are you going after MV? --Spoook 05:31, 21 June 2007 (BST)

I can answer that. They use zergs. MV finds that as a dishonorable tactic. SARG doesn't like that MV doesn't like zergs. SO... they decided to attack MV. -- SgtBop 04:30, 22 June 2007 (BST)

Oh, and apparently I talk shit. --SgtBop 04:32, 22 June 2007 (BST)

That would be apparent, now would it not? --Lord Hyroniemius 05:25, 23 June 2007 (BST)

Random

Sgt.Bop likes to lie and deceive! --SooP 02:25, 24 June 2007 (BST)

I also liek mudkips! -- SgtBop 08:48, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Point taken. --SooP 06:37, 27 June 2007 (BST)

ITT: Idiots from SARG. --SylarSrden 23:03, 18 July 2008 (BST)

Raines Hills Most Wanted

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Xman!--The XMan 02:12, 18 July 2008 (BST)

We know. You run away so often,that we kind of forgot that you and your circle jerk pal SylarSrden even existed. hahah.

The only people I see running is the SARG cheats in Raines Hills. Actually, I haven't seen them lately either, oh wait, except for their bodies littering the streets (I'm still waiting for an answer to my question regarding your body count, have you counted the AT LEAST two times your so-called "general" has been slaughtered by freedom fighters?). Face it, you cheated and still can't win. Or catch someone on your target list for that matter. --The XMan 02:25, 20 July 2008 (BST)

And one more thing: Since when does undercover equal zerging? I see SARG fails at "martial law", cheating, hunting down their targets, and apparently the English language as well. Next time you try to whitewash your cheating, get a damn thesaurus, or better yet, consult thesaurus.com.--The XMan 02:48, 20 July 2008 (BST)

You dare declare martial law in this suburb and attempt to enforce it by cheating? We enjoy a good fight as much as anyone else, but not when basement trolls use scripts and zerg to pull it off. And while we consider it very considerate of you to fail so miserably at beating us even when cheating, we still don't approve. Since I haven't seen you in the area as of late I'm going to give you the benefit of doubt and assume that you have learned from your evil ways and have given up this nonsense. --Mari 04:29, 20 July 2008 (BST)

All of you, simply put, are idiots. The law is still in effect. We have been busy with other things (The Dark Knight, Jobs, Girlfriends) etc. Now you fine gentlemen wouldn't know much about that, so I'll move on. Second, we haven't ran anywhere. Every member of our group is in fact, located in Raines Hills as of this moment. As for you freedom fighters or whatever the Circle Jerk Club goes by these days, you fellas aren't even doing anything. Just give up. Our scripts can create upwards of 181 bots an hour. You kill 10 of them and you run your mouth? HA! You guys really are new to this game aren't you? You're nobodys and you cannot run from that fact as much as you run away from us. If you want a real fight, instead of slapping our wiki page around for a few minutes, let us know, and then you can come cry on our talk page. Cheers,

--Texasxdoom 19:30, 20 July 2008 (BST)

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that a law that isn't being enforced isn't much of a law. The Circle Jerk Freedom Fighters haven't been doing anything because there hasn't been anything to do. Out of all the groups I've ever been pitted against, both survivor and zombie, this one has to be the most dull. You go on and on and on about how awesome your scripts are and...do nothing. Your scripts aren't that impressive. At all. Your scripts are also a violation of the rules.

I find it ironic that you don't play by the rules, but the moment anyone does anything against you guys you have to run to the nearest moderator and beg them to make the big meany heads leave your Wiki alone. Even during the times when nothing that violates the Wiki policy is placed on your Wiki. --Mari 20:28, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Deleted.

Too much idiocy for one talk page.

That looks like running away for me. Put it back up and show the world just how immature you little babies are. If you can't take the heat then don't step into the fire my friend. You brought this upon yourself. Oh yes, I'm still waiting an explanation for this [1]. If that is your definition of martial law, then you need more than a thesaurus my cheating little friend.--The XMan 20:54, 21 July 2008 (BST)

I could easily say "I rest my case" but I just can't let an opportunity like this slip away. I literally laughed out loud when I read that. You are seriously the most pathetic idiot on this entire wiki. Please do yourself a favor, and stop signing your comments on this page, so at least people don't feel embarrassed for you. Really. Moving on, I would like to point out that you have not accomplished anything, if we cared about Raines Hills as of right now, don't you think we'd be stompin' around as zeds? Exactly. Second in point, we feel like you held no argument, and that you just enjoy shooting a load on your keyboard to the sound of your own typing, so I deleted your stupid posts. Wah wah wah. Why don't you and the Circle Jerk boys vandalize our wiki again? :] I don't know why we haven't thought of that yet, being as immature as we are. I would also like to point out the fact that why you may refer to me as your cheating little friend, I'm going to go ahead and say I, along with the rest of my buds here at SARG are physically bigger than any of the CJC, and being so immature, we'd also like to point out that we can curbstomp you in RL. Eat shit, Fags.

Cheers,

Texas and the motherfucking SARG.

XMan has definitely been told off. Pointing out your size, threatening real life physical harm, and calling him a fag totally makes you less immature than him. Way to go. Also, I don't know anyone in the CJ Freedom Fighters that has vandalized your precious Wiki. It's probably some other player full of righteous indignation for how you play.

How have we not accomplished anything? Raines Hills is perfectly safe from you. Survivors have been sleeping in your precious church, I've been wandering around doing heals and fixing barricades, and zombies are politely nibbling on us to keep us occupied. Otherwise Raines would be as drab as you guys apparently are.

PS: If you want we will make a Wiki page for you to vandalize. I don't want you to feel left out. --Mari 20:49, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Well that was a good show. I guess bolding the text didn't point out to you the point we were trying to get across, so we aren't going to explain it. Also, one of their own did vandalize our wiki. So that would make the final tally, Facts:2 You:0. Also,fuck off. --Texasxdoom 04:24, 23 July 2008 (BST)

I do not assume responsibility for the actions of others, nor should I. If you took care to notice, when Sylar vandalized your page, I admonished him for it on his talk page. As for the edits I made earlier on, its not vandalism when its fact... ;) And again with the profanity? For crying out loud, be original.--The XMan 00:30, 24 July 2008 (BST)

I won't take responsibility for the actions of others, either. What they do isn't my problem. Now I will randomly bold parts of my post so as to prove some unknown point and feel witty. Then I'll make a score card. CJ Freedom Fighters have been right about: SARG being ineffective at upholding martial law, failing at killing even a single Raines freedom fighter, being incapable of handling any facts posted on your Wiki about your cheating ways, expecting you to cry to moderators to fight for you, and expecting you to accomplish absolutely nothing - even while cheating (way to go). That puts us at a minimum of five. I don't know where you got your two points, but I'm generous enough to let you keep them. --Mari 05:16, 24 July 2008 (BST)

I'll take responsibility for my own actions. I wanted to introduce a little anarchy into your "well thought out" plans. At least as well thought out as such whorespawn as yourself can be. Not to mention, watching the world burn is fun. Look at all the pretty colors... =P --SylarSrden 06:55, 25 July 2008 (BST)

Wow, you even threw in The Dark Knight quotes and everything. Damn you're clever.--Texasxdoom 19:36, 26 July 2008 (BST)

I don't get to see it till Monday... Thanks for twisting the knife... TT_TT --SylarSrden 04:27, 27 July 2008 (BST)

Jesus Holy Fucking A Bitch Christ, you guys should have fucking been aborted with a lead pipe. --MARSHMALLOWLOL 16:12, 11 October 2009 (BST)

Hey,

I forgot, quit lurking our wiki like a 13 year old myspace user. Fucking d-bags.All three of you. --Texasxdoom 08:12, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Oh, did I strike a nerve there? Looks like somebody's trying to compensate for some shortcomings....... Oooh you can curbstomp me in RL, I'm so terrified. /sarc. And you say I'm the loser....--The XMan 17:23, 22 July 2008 (BST)

You are the loser. Really. Read it again.--Texasxdoom 18:28, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Why so serious? I think I've done my job and done it very well, considering how your little sorry group has been exposed for the cheating foul-mouthed LOSERS they are. --The XMan 18:42, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Hehehe, Raines is about to be covered in anti SARG paint. I'm almost at 50 cans and I'm pretty sure that should coat the neighborhood >:) -- Michael Hundt 3:33, 23 July 2008 (BST)

Look at Xman with the TDK quotes too. Jesus, you guys really are new.--Texasxdoom 19:37, 26 July 2008 (BST)

I'm glad you liked my usage of an now famous quote and managing to fit it into the situation at hand. The question still stands: Why so serious? Are you guys that frustrated that you can't do anything that you have to resort to profanity and threats of real world physical violence against those who don't stand for your childish antics? You can't even accept the truth on your wiki page. You truly are lame.--The XMan 02:18, 27 July 2008 (BST)

Another thing... You've not "recently fucked and chucked" anyone... Kinda fail.

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Raines Hills but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Adavastor 20:30, 30 July 2008 (BST)

Pshh

weve been active since before you even played.

Active like an obese paraplegic in a diabetic coma. --Mari 21:28, 6 August 2008 (BST)

nice.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 12:34, 7 August 2008 (BST)

The Great Radio Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Radio pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it's frequency will be removed from Radio pages in 14 days.

STAY OFF OF OUR FUCKING PAGE, YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

Linkthewindow  Talk  03:17, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been received as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups frequency has been removed from radio listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

-- Linkthewindow  Talk  09:56, 29 December 2008 (UTC)