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Malton College of Medicine Karaoke Bar
He was only a humble nudist with an unappealing profession and an ambiguous name, but asshole doctor had a dream. Wait, maybe scratch the 'humble' bit. But he did have a dream. As a member of the Quartly Study Group it was his duty to spend his days in silent scholarship. But he wanted to sing. He wanted to sing in every mall, every hospital, every factory, motel, park and fort in post-apocalyptic Malton. And he wanted everyone else to join him. He asked his fellow librarians if they were game; they looked over their glasses at him and said 'Shh!' So, knowing that the students and faculty of the Malton College of Medicine are a bunch of incorrigible show-offs, he brought the project to us. We put up a stage (OK, a chair) in the hospital reception, built a state of the art sound system (yes, yes, we used the hospital PA) and got the lighting just right (we do very creative things with flares). We also promised to record his performances, and those of anyone else inspired by his example. All we asked in return was that he stopped killing us with his alts. He ignored that bit, but the rest ... the rest is Fabulous.
Performances
asshole doctor
- Bob Marley's 'Jammin'
- The Beatles' 'Long and Winding Road'
- David Bowie's 'Fashion'
- Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels' 'Devil with the Blue Dress on'
- Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing'
- Edith Piaf's 'La Vie, L'Amour'
- The Time's 'Jungle Love'
- Turbonegro's 'All My Friends Are Dead'
- The Rolling Stones' 'I'm a King Bee Baby' (Scroll further down, and see Violet Begonia's performance of 'Rawhide'.)
- Simon and Garfunkel's '59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)' performed by asshole doctor's alt golam.
- Digital Underground's 'The Humpty Dance'
- Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now' We think. It's hard to tell when the performer is dead and z!ng!ng in Zamgrh. Also, check out Violet Begonia's manicure patter ...
- Doris Day, Frank Sinatra and others' 'Fly Me to the Moon'
- Billy Squiers' 'In the Dark'
- Khia's 'My Neck, My Back'
- Maria's 'I Feel Pretty' from West Side Story.
- Monty Python's 'I Like Chinese'
- The Church of England's 'All Things Bright and Beautiful' (w. Cecil Alexander, 1848)
- Monty Python's 'The Philosopher's Song'
- Monty Python's 'The Penis Song'
- Kyle's 'A Lonely Jew on Christmas' from South Park. Performed by golam, with a special Christmas message. for Pibbit at the end.
- The Ramones' 'Rock 'n' Roll High School'
- Iron Maiden's 'Run to the Hills'
- Tears for Fears' 'Killing with Kindness'
- John Denver's 'Leaving on a Jet Plane'
- Beastie Boys' 'Paul Revere' performed by 'golam
- Brian Hyland's 'Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini' performed by golam, who then kills the sound recordist, naturally.
- Elvis Presley's 'A Little Less Conversation' performed by golam
- Soundgarden's 'Black Hole Sun', performed by another of the good doctor's alts, Your Own Guilt. Eeep ...! (ed).
- Stevie Wonder's 'Happy Birthday', sung by golam on the occasion of the Dean's birthday.
- 'Luck Be a Lady' from Guys and Dolls.
- The Temptations' 'Papa Was a Rollin' Stone'
- Elton John's 'Tiny Dancer', in a scrumptious duet with Q Bee.
Austin Hunt
- City and Colour's 'The Girl'
Bedlam Betty
- Jolie Holland's 'Mad Tom of Bedlam'
Berkman Frick
- Radiohead's 'Karma Police'
cadwah1
- Cadwah 'Rickrolls' the horde!
Cheese Knight
- Frank Zappa's 'Zomby Woof'
Chilisbak
- Machinae Supremacy 'Edge and Pearl'
Corpsman Ku
- Lady Gaga's 'Just Dance
- Sister Rosetta Tharp's 'Strange Things Happening Every Day
- Blues Traveler's 'Just Wait'
- Modest Mouse's 'Float On'
Dante Bosch
- The Buzzcocks' 'Ever Fallen in Love (with Someone You Shouldn't've'. Entertaining the horde!
Diana Warren
- Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin'
- Iron Maiden's 'Wasted Years'
DJ Deadbeat
- Frank Zappa's 'Trouble Every Day', adapted to the ends of Barhah!
Doublepong
- Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up
- Andrew Gold's 'Spooky Scary Skeletons
emPathetic Bill
- In which Bill rattles 'La Bamba'
Faris Badwan
- Frankly, your guess is as good as mine ... Faris's Rattle
Flyboy Jimmy
- GLaDOS's 'Still Alive', theme song from the game Portal
FuzzyWuzzie
- The Blues Brothers' version of 'Everybody Needs Somebody to Love' performed with asshole doctor.
- The Blues Brothers' version of The Chips' 'Rubber Biscuit' And again!
- The St James Infirmary Blues'
- ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man'
- Delbert McClinton's 'Every Time I Roll the Dice'
- Warren Zevon's 'Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner'
GeneralGhost
- Vampire Weekend's 'Giving up the Gun'
- Evans Blue's 'Dear Lucid, Our Time Is Right Now'
GongLi
- Beck's 'Devils Haircut
- The Beatles's 'Lovely Rita
- David Bowie's 'Space Oddity
- Neil Young's 'Heart of Gold
- Cindy Lauper's 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun with Ophelia Pain and Squirrelmeyer
- Bee Gees's 'Stayin' Alive with stelar
- Billy Joel's 'Piano Man' with Jenoma, Corpsman Ku and Ophelia Pain
- Eddie Grant's 'Electric Avenue with stelar
- Jefferson Airplane's 'White Rabbit
Hannah Schneider
- The Youngbloods' 'Get Together', interrupted by a busty cheerleader, at the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out.
Harmin' Harman
- DMX's 'Stop Being Greedy'
HellFreeze
- Kingsbard's 'Cyril the Obstinate Sailor'
- Muse's 'Knights of Cydonia'
I blew up a possum
- Dean Martn's 'The Darktown Strutters' Ball'
Joshua Lilton
- A.C. Newman's 'Miracle Drug'
KeiraBambini
- Aqua's 'Back to the 80s'
Lt Uribe
- John Lee Hooker's 'Boom Boom'
- Billy Idol's 'Dancing With Myself'
- The Eagles's 'Hotel California'
Machewtron
- The Who's 'You Better You Bet'
MichaelJacksonsClone
- Erm, Judas's 'Heaven on Their Minds' from Jesus Christ Superstar.
Monsoon Moon
- Men Without Hat's 'Safety Dance'
Nathan Whitaker
- Iron Maiden's 'Flight of Icarus'
noushi
- Fela Kuti's 'Zombie'
Ophelia Pain
- The Go Team's 'Get It Together
- Cindy Lauper's 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun with Gong Li and Squirrelmeyer
- Jem's 'It's Amazing'
Pibbit
- Jane's Addiction's 'Jane Says'
- Marc Gunn's 'The Ballad of Jayne'
- Men at Work's 'Down Under'
- Rizzo's 'Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee' from Grease, with a natty little name-change in the lyric ...
- 'Pretty Irish Girls' from Darby O'Gill and the Little People
- Julie Brown's 'I'm a Blonde'
- Diana Ross and the Supremes' 'Reflections'
- 'Hair' from the musical Hair
- Ogden Edsl's 'Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun'
- Laverne and Shirley's theme song(!)
- Kristin Chenoweth's 'For Good'
- 'Do You Hear the People Sing?' from Les Miserables
- Pink Floyd's 'Mother', from The Wall
- Felicia Day's '(Do You Wanna Date My) Avatar?'
- Bryan White's 'Someone Else's Star'
- 'Boom Chicka Boom', a cheer at the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out, and later on, Katy Perry's 'Hot 'n' Cold'
- Brobdingnagian Bards' 'Do Virgins Taste Better?'
- Edgar Allan Poe's 'Annabel Lee'
- The Beatles' 'If I Fell'
- David Wilcox's 'Riverboat Fantasy'
- John Keats's 'To Autumn'
- Bette Midler's 'Otto Titsling' from Beaches.
- The theme song from 'Cheers (Where Everybody Knows Your Name)'
Q Bee
- Cole Porter's 'Let's Misbehave'
- Hoagy Carmichael's 'Stardust'
- Dropkick Murphys' 'Flannigan's Ball'
- Georgia Satellites' 'Keep Your Hands to Yourself'
- Thin Lizzy's 'The Boys Are Back in Town'
- Dropkick Murphys' 'The Gang's All Here'
- Neil Young's 'Harvest Moon'
Red Kami
- Puffy Ami Yumi's 'Friends For Ever'
Renegade Romero
- Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing' in Zamgrh!
- Brian Eno's 'Driving Me Backwards'
- Smokey Robinson and the Miracles' 'I Heard It through the Grapevine'
- Blur's 'Coffee and TV'
- The Beatles' 'I'm Only Sleeping'
- The Stooges' 'Raw Power'
- The Pixies' 'Cactus'
- Joy Division's 'Shadowplay'
- David Bowie's 'Suffragette City'
Robert N Neville
- Massive Attack's 'Karmacoma'
Sankhe
- Superpalindromicalistical!
- Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs' 'L'il Red Riding Hood' (!sdrawkcab)
Saralan
- Michael Jackson's 'Thriller': an interpretation in zhanzh ...
the scarlet fox (a.k.a. october knight)
- The Kingsmen's 'Louie Louie'
- Beyoncé's 'Put a Ring on It'
- Eurhythmics' 'Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This'
- Five for Fighting's '100 Years', somewhere in the chaos of the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out.
- Dropkick Murphys' 'Boys on the Docks'
Sherry Stringfield
- The Smiths' 'The Queen Is Dead'
- P.J. Harvey's 'Dress'
- John Keats's 'Ode on a Grecian Urn'
- Le Tigre's 'Deceptacon'
- LCD Soundsystem's 'Losing My Edge', adapted just a teeny bit, with apologies to James Murphy.
stelar
- Bee Gees's 'Stayin' Alive with Gong Li
- Eddie Grant's 'Electric Avenue with Gong Li
Tori G Morris
- Denali's 'French Mistake'
Totenmannskiste
In early 2010, the death cultist Totenmannskiste set MCM a challenge. He would play as a zombie and try to ruin St Simon's Hospital within two weeks - or was it a month? I forget ... - without recourse to metagame co-ordination, i.e. with the help only of other feral zombies. If he lost, he would have to play as a survivor and help MCM for a month. Oh, and he'd also have to take up a week's residency as our lounge singer. He lost ...
- The Dead Kennedys' 'Kill the Poor'
- 'Dead Man's Chest' from Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island
- 'The Swiss national anthem' (!)
- Bob Marley's 'Small Axe'
- Franz Beckenbauer's 'Gute Freunde' Painful. Genuinely.
- Michael Jackson's 'Smooth Criminal'
- 'Never Split the Party' Some sort of Dungeons and Dragons thing. I think ... (ed.)
- Edith Piaf's 'Je ne regrette rien'
- Siouxsie and the Banshees' 'You're Lost Little Girl', performed by Totenmannskiste alt Sally A Summers. Naughty girl.
Twotrees
- Roy Orbison's 'Pretty Woman'
- Johnny Cash's 'Ain't No Grave (Can Hold My Body Down)'
- The Yardbirds' 'For Your Love', though you'll have to scroll through a lot of typical MCM silliness in the build up.
- The Lovin' Spoonful's 'Summer in the City', right at the end of some long-assed 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out shenanigans.
- Joe Cocker's 'You Are So Beautiful'
Vilhelm123
- Ryan Taylor Bliss's 'Till Then'
- The Weepies' 'World Spins Madly'
- Tammany Hall NYC's 'Cindy'
- Rise Against's 'Swing Life Away'
- The Fray's 'You Found Me'
- Making April's 'These Are the Nights'
- Snow Patrol's 'Chasing Cars'
- Katy Perry's 'California Gurls', a dual homage to the Ladies of MCM with Austin Hunt, and the first song sung at the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out in Fishwick Park.
- The Weepies' 'Can't Go Back Now'
- Bruce Springsteen's 'Radio Nowhere'
- Train's 'Hey Soul Sister'
Yamino
- Michael Jackson's 'Heal the World'
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