User talk:Leroy Jankens

Quick tip, kid

Don't go onto other groups pages and start talking shit about them. It's not big or clever. -- Cheese 19:49, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

LEEEERRRRROOOY JEEEENKINS!

So you say that the MCM is a neutral ground? Says who? The MCM? So who the fuck elected them god of Malton? Guess what, TZH declares that St George's hospital is a warzone, just like everywhere else. We also declare that the Spartans are scum sucking bottom feeding fuckfaces who can get bent. And if the MCM can declare one fucking hospital a neutral zone, then we can declare anything and everything we want. You think there is any law in this game? You're an idiot. Besides, Violet Begonia, fucking leader of the MCM has shot people in that very hospital, we have the screenshots to prove it. Not that we need them, because we don't give a shit what anyone thinks about us, the MCM, or themselves. Fuck Violent Begonia, that bitch doesn't know shit about squat.

And no, we're not bounty hunters. A bounty hunter is someone who hunts down someone who has never done anything to them, someone they heard on some shitty forum that might have killed someone who they do not know... for the sake of BOUNTIES. Hence the fucking term: BOUNTY HUNTER. What we do, is waste the motherfuckers who cross our teammates. If someone has never killed or attacked a TZH member, what do we give a shit what they did in the past, or to other people? We don't care about bounties. People who care about bounties are giant flapping vaginas. If someone kills us once, we aren't going to kill them once back. Thats bullshit. If someone attacks TZH, congrats, they got themselves a war, and we are going to kill that person forever, as many times as we want, or until they apologize for killing a TZH member. THATS our policy. And if you think your policy is any better than ours, you're nothing but a huge ass hypocrite who needs, and will soon recieve a boot enema.

Is our way better than anyone elses? Who fucking cares? Its our way, and thats all that matters to us. You can be dickheads if you want, but we have better things to do. TZH and our allies are the only people in this fucking game who give a shit about freedom, individuality, and standing up for against tyranny. All the rest of you DEM/Brainstock bandwaggoners can fuck off.

And we will always stand up for that. Long after you, and the rest of the shitty spartans have forgotten about this game. Long after the many groups that will come after you... who misunderstand, who bandwaggon, and who throw themselves against the wall that is the Balls to the Whalls philosophy... long after all of this TZH will stand. In short: BALLS TO THE FUCKING WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 20:32, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Not affiliated with either of you in anyway, but I have one question. You guys "give a shit about freedom, individuality, and standing up for against tyranny", yet you're infringing on the freedoms of all the people who engage in this supposed "neutral ground" policy? Doesn't quite match up mate.

But so we're clear, I don't really care. Kill, eat 'em, chat with 'em all the same to me.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:36, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

That is clearly a valid point, Mr. Stupid Name. In fact when the MCM first entered the scene, we gave out our support to them trying to create a safe zone. While we didn't consider it to actually be legit, we had no reason to mess with it. We actually made an attempt to cooperate, considering they weren't doing anything malevolent to us. Gotta kill zombies too, bitches. But of course, we were being killed by d-bags in there anyway and the MCM clearly had no muscle to do anything about it. So that was that, end of story. Don't care. Don't care. --Duke cage 02:42, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Danke Schoen, monsieur craggy cage for explaining the situation, while also being mean and making fun of my name. :'(...:). Well, whatevs. Have fun killing each other I suppose.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:51, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

lol "standing up for against tyranny"? Only thing you stand up for is to go spit out Whalberg's cum. Get back on your knees dhavid drohl, enjoy the oncoming retirement party. Feel free to bring up the fact the Whalberg killed me, that's fine. Sad that's the only competent member in the whole group. --PFC 07:23, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Lol, you suck at griefing and so does your DORIS *cough*"sig". --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 18:48, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Why the cough? Too much Whalberg piss? W/e. My group doesn't allow me to grief, but that didn't stop me from getting everyone else riled up to do it. Once again, enjoy your retirement party. WHALLS GOT NO BALLS LULZ!!1!!!--PFC 22:27, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Why the suck there PFC? Can't get it up without sucking a fat one on the urbandead wiki for a bit? Gotta stroke your ego here before your boyfriend can stroke your clit-penis up for a few seconds. Probably. Tell you what there douche bag next time you need some of your wierd sexual thrills leave us out of it and stick to sheep molestation. Its easier on everyone, including you. Well maybe not the sheep, but if your sister is telling the truth the sheep probably won't even know you're there. And don't bother with an indignant reply, because we all know that shit is coming. Fuck, I can already smell it spewing from that pole orifice you call your mouth. I can't call it a mouth. Mouths have teeth, not black ass little stubs left over from years of whoring your body to meth dealers with a transvestite fetish for their "product". Listen up worm, you have no fucking idea who you are dealing with. You have no idea who we are. We are not stupid, and we are not small. We will not be cowed, and most of all we are not impressed. By you, or Leroy Jankity Jank here. So get bent. And when your pair of stones eventually drop get back to us. Learn how to insult someone while you're at it you tool.--Dhavid Grohl 02:04, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Your group doesn't 'allow' you to to grief? Oh what juevos you have! Well apparently they allow you to be a shitbag. This is precisely why we find your kind to be a joke. We don't follow your rules, and we don't have any of our own. AND we don't expect you to follow our standards either... but that also includes that you shouldn't expect us to follow your craptacular procedures either [RG, Bounties, Turd Swallowing, etc]. And if you are trying to pull the ol' Whalberg sucks card out, then bravo. You don't even understand yourself. You don't spit out Whalberg juice, it decapitates you. Thank you for reminding us how much we rock and how sweet it is to know that the biggest douches on UD hate us (as they rightfully should). Balls To The Whalls! and holler to He Who Colonizes Acid Moons --Duke cage 02:39, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

...damn Dhavid Droll double fail. Nice try on both accounts, but nein, not good enuff.

As for duke cage and all of the TZH tough guys, internet shit talking is cute, not threatening. Trenchcoatting more than badass but I laffed so good one.

What the fuck is wrong with meth you garbage? I know you faggots have killed more than a few brain cells on something, how it got so bad as to be considered a fucking lobotomy is beyond me though. Juevos? too macho, mamacita, too macho.

I didn't pull out the whalberg blows card, i actually said he was the only good player in the whole fucking group. I just said you guys suck his dick, which has yet to be denied so I'll go on letting everyone know that you guys are hypocrite homophobes. That means you fail again. Man, I get the feeling this whole group is just...meh. Leroy didn't really need any help, i just felt like making you look dumb and fucking repetitive once again. Have a good day now.--PFC 07:15, 1 January 2009 (UTC)