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*[[User:Haliman111|Haliman]] has taken Airheadoh up on his offer and has taken over the UBCS. This is not hostile, as Haliman had the consent of Airheadoh. - '''Sept. 27''' | *[[User:Haliman111|Haliman]] has taken Airheadoh up on his offer and has taken over the UBCS. This is not hostile, as Haliman had the consent of Airheadoh. - '''Sept. 27''' Truth: LOLOLOLOL! tinyurl.com/9aem8y | ||
*"Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service" briefly changes their name to "Fans of Final Fantasy and Dane Cook and need to have clothes specially made because my elastic pants no longer fit." '''Oct. 15''' | |||
*"Fans of Final Fantasy and Dane Cook and need to have clothes specially made because my elastic pants no longer fit." changes its name back because no member can relate to the new name but Haliman. '''Oct. 15''' | |||
*Haliman feels that he has to change something anyway so his self esteem doesn't dip so low that his mom puts him on 24 hour suicide watch again. So... - '''Oct. 15''' | |||
*"Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service" changes their name to "Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service." - '''Oct. 15''' | *"Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service" changes their name to "Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service." - '''Oct. 15''' | ||
*The UBCS has successfully completed Operation: | |||
*The UBCS has successfully completed Operation: reach-around in Ketchellbank. Staples held strong, thanks to the UBCS, and of course, The Zookeepers. Good job to everyone! Haliman spends "private time" with some of the Zookeepers' animals. They are currently still in therapy about it. '''Oct. 17''' | |||
*The UBCS moves to Santlerville. - '''Oct. 18''' | *The UBCS moves to Santlerville. - '''Oct. 18''' | ||
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*Enzyte Bob is elected as the Second - In - Command of the group. - '''Nov. 12''' | *Enzyte Bob is elected as the Second - In - Command of the group. - '''Nov. 12''' | ||
*Enzyte Bob's enormous member pokes out one of Halimans eyes. His hits his target on the second try; Halimans mouth. - '''Nov. 13''' | |||
*Lithedarkangel drives Haliman to the eyepatch store, when he is diagnosed with a gouged out eyeball - '''Nov. 14''' | |||
*Bravo Team's new CO, Dwight, assumed command today. - '''Nov. 22''' | *Bravo Team's new CO, Dwight, assumed command today. - '''Nov. 22''' | ||
*During Dwight's promotion party, Haliman bends down to pick up a donut(his 27th that night) and gets his other eye put out- this time by a pen which he had lost. It was lodged under one of his breasts. - '''Nov. 24''' | |||
*Team #3 was opened up today. Charlie Team is now opened for business and under Synses' command. - '''Nov. 24''' | *Team #3 was opened up today. Charlie Team is now opened for business and under Synses' command. - '''Nov. 24''' | ||
*The UBCS devised a plan to retake Oram PD. With the assistance of our allies, the Imperium, FOXHOUND, DITPS, and the UBCS retook Oram Walk PD. As of right now, The UBCS still has the strongest presence in the building. A side note, Alpha Team edged out Bravo for the first time by having more people attend the assault. - '''Nov. 25''' | *The UBCS devised a plan to retake Oram PD. With the assistance of our allies, the Imperium, FOXHOUND, DITPS, and the UBCS retook Oram Walk PD. As of right now, The UBCS still has the strongest presence in the building. A side note, Alpha Team edged out Bravo for the first time by having more people attend the assault. - '''Nov. 25''' | ||
*Oram Walk PD is renamed Oral way Generalissimo Haliman tribute royal palace of penis substitutes. Haliman celebrates by purchasing the biggest gun he can possibly find. - '''Nov. 26''' | |||
*Santa brings Haliman what he always wanted(and needed), a soul. Unfortunately, Santa sees Haliman before handing him si gift and decides that it would be more merciful to put him down. - '''Dec. 25''' | |||
*A Hippopotamus is found barely alive in the middle of the road with hoove marks and sled tracks all over it. It turns out to be Haliman, who unfortunately pulls through due to extensive cushioning of the blows due to layers of fat. - '''Dec. 26''' | |||
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Revision as of 14:12, 2 January 2009
- For other uses of Umbrella see Umbrella (diambiguation).
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