Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service/Containin' Weekly

The Greater Good above all. Numbers We're on the stat page. The Commissar Roderik, Big Boss Snakeyes, UBCS Commander Posydon, Members of Command Lithedarkangel Megameh Ghost, Skouth, GOALS OUR greater good. Recruitment See recruitment Contact UBCS forum Subpages navigator Main :: Hall of Fame Diplomacy Winter Fox UBCS History UBCS Navbar Containin' Weekly Archive Archive 2 The Drifters Forums Chudleyton Darvall Heights Eastonwood West Becktown East Becktown Richmond Hills Molebank Lukinswood Havercroft Important Notice As this is the UBCS' paper, expect inside jokes. STOP THE PRESSES! Iron Hearts The entire forum grinds to a halt as many of the active members are actively engrossed in the “Iron Hearts” Roleplaying Game occurring in this time. 5 out of 10 people In the box say this is better then everything from “love and affection” to “Urban Dead” - the other five disagreed by beating up the editor. Hostage. Deathwire is holding the chatbox hostage! How he is holding, considering his lack of hands is unknown. Bash Brothers. Eoh and Skouth have fused to form one super unit! This has encouraged Li to increase his meth consumption. BREAKING NEWS! Megameh took over the lethargic Fox Company. Then shit got out of control. Company was almost renamed “Kamina Kompany” before being shut down with extreme prejudice. Haliman has been quoted as stating “FUUUUUU”. Awards Quote of the Week Haliman gets this award for quoting himself by saying “an old friend once said” and saying an old quote from one of his speeches. - Li called him on this. Fail of the Week (Epic fail of the week goes to Mega for still not realizing there is no "c" in my name...... -_-) - Roderik Member of the Week Member of the week goes to Roderick for putting the ick, back in “Ick, I just realized my every move is being controlled by Roderick.” You go, you Magnificent Bastard you! From the Resident Bishonen: Mega here. As part of my plan to actively control- I mean to help the UBCS, I have decided to take over the editing of this fine paper. Look foreword to random installments! Handsome Devil Megameh signing out.--Megameh 03:59, 1 December 2009 (UTC) This Articles' Editor(s) --LithedarkangelMeth!The Great Meth Man 03:58, 1 December 2009 (UTC) --Megameh 03:59, 1 December 2009 (UTC) Past Articles Pilot Article 2 Article 3 Article 4 Article 5 Article 6 Article 7 Article 8