User talk:Axe Hack/Sig

Read this first! These rules are effective immediately!!!

1. Post new advertisement requests underneath Place Requests Here, at the bottom. Advertisements must be under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===) and must be one (1) to three (3) words long.
2. Advertisements will run for a total of one (1) week.
3. Space is limited. I will only have, at any given time, five (5) advertisements in my sig. If you place a request when there is already 5 ads in my sig, you're ad will be added when the oldest ad expires.
4. Each user may not request more than 2 ads per week, with the week starting on Sunday.
5. Requests must have a proper signature and timestamp, or they will not be added.
6. Only ads for groups, information pages, and events (both in-game and wiki) will be processed. Advertisements for personal userpages or anything not relating to UD will not be processed.
7. If you would like to discuss an advertisement, please do so underneath Discussion, with the ad in question under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===).
8. There is a fee of one (1) Cookie for an advertisement request.
9. I reserve the right to terminate any advertisement in my signature before they expire. If you feel your ad was wrongfully terminated, please leave a message underneath Complaints Department under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===).
10. If you have any questions, please direct them to my Talk Page.
11. If you have any complaints, please leave them underneath Complaints Department under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===). Also, I hear Macy's has a very good compliants department. You may, if you wish, redirect your complaints there.

Place Requests Here

Bonghit420

User:Bonghit420. One cookie, one ad, no questions asked. Deal?

	A FREE COOKIE
	Oidar has given Axe a cookie for in order to bribe pay him.

Oidar 15:28, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Rule 6. Read it carefully. Only ads for groups, information pages, and events (both in-game and wiki) will be processed. Advertisements for personal userpages or anything not relating to UD will not be processed. Request not added/waitlisted. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 12:01, 27 July 2010 (BST)

Burnham Way

^{Vote Andy Burnham!}--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:51, 28 July 2010 (BST)

	A FREE COOKIE
	Yonnua Koponen has given Axe Hack a cookie for Supporting Andy.

--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:51, 28 July 2010 (BST)

I see that loophole you're trying to abuse...And I say no to politics. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:05, 29 July 2010 (BST)

Rage in a Cage

	A FREE COOKIE
	Poodle of Doom has given Axe Hack a cookie for for rule number 8.

-_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 14:12, 2 August 2010 (BST)

Too long. Not added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:39, 3 August 2010 (BST)

Could I get your to Add it as EVIL Manhunt|? -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 03:50, 3 August 2010 (BST)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 08:40, 3 August 2010 (BST)

The 'It's the internet, deal with it' movement.

¡ʞɔnɟ

	A FREE COOKIE
	Dawkins has given Axe Hack a cookie for his excellent services.

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:39, 3 August 2010 (BST)

The Irony Is apparent to me.

^{shhhhhhhhhhhh!}

	A FREE COOKIE
	Ross has given Axe Hack a cookie for his excellent pk'ing skills.

And write up a conclusion to the manhunt on the front page.

--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:15, 2 August 2010 (BST)

Added. And I'll write one up when I get back in the States. I should be back home by Monday. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:39, 3 August 2010 (BST)

Quiz

Or maybe even just do it yourself!

I provide no payment.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 22:41, 2 August 2010 (BST)

No payment, no ad. Also, this ad is too long. As per rule 1, ads must be one to three words long. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:39, 3 August 2010 (BST)

Still, my goal was achieved. I have another quiz as well now!--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 11:45, 3 August 2010 (BST)

For the poops

Combat 18

	A FREE COOKIE
	Misanthropy has given that Hack a cookie for shits and giggles.

22:32, 3 August 2010 (BST)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:04, 5 August 2010 (BST)

On a special notice, due to the amount of racism on this particular page, I'm cutting the ad time down by 4 days. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:20, 5 August 2010 (BST)

The point is to encourage more people to troll it. 02:24, 5 August 2010 (BST)

In that case, I'll leave it up. But I'm adding Fuck in front of it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:26, 5 August 2010 (BST)

Main Page

is Shit!. But I request that my ad is placed directly after Mis'.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 23:04, 3 August 2010 (BST)

	A FREE COOKIE
	Yonnua has given Axe Hack a cookie for ...

Different ad instead...

Discosaurs.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 19:48, 4 August 2010 (BST)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:04, 5 August 2010 (BST)

	A FREE COOKIE
	Yonnua has given Axe Hack a cookie for ...

Bumping my ad.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 23:04, 14 August 2010 (BST)

GBJK

♥ Spread The Love ♥ --Dawkins ^{[T][P!][W!][♞]} is currently: having his arm torn off by a zombie. 22:36, 5 August 2010 (BST)

You left no payment. However, since you have me linked in your signature, your ad earns you a free pass. Also, your ad also gets a permanent spot in my signature, where all my regular stuff is, away from all the other ads, as long as my userpage is continually linked in your signature. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:41, 6 August 2010 (BST)

Thank you. Your spot on my sig will expire in about seven hours, and is booked for another twenty-four hours a day after that. And you can always put in another request. --Dawkins ^{[T][P!][W!][♞]} is currently: having his arm torn off by a zombie. 12:35, 6 August 2010 (BST

Malties

MMX, or Malton Murder Awards MMX, whatever takes your fancy. No cookie, just civic duty. 00:45, 13 August 2010 (BST)

No payment, no add. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:06, 14 August 2010 (BST)

	A FREE COOKIE
	Mis has given that Hack a cookie for being an extortionate bastard

. 22:11, 14 August 2010 (BST)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:13, 14 August 2010 (BST)

Dead vs Blue

I gave you a cookie ages ago to bump my ad and you didn't. Consider that cookie payment for this ad.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 22:19, 27 August 2010 (BST)

I didn't notice it. Probably best if you gave each ads their own section, even if they're renewals. But I'll be nice. I'll add that ad along with this ad. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:41, 28 August 2010 (BST)

Yaaaaay!--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 11:19, 28 August 2010 (BST)

	A FREE COOKIE
	Yonnua has given Axe Hack a cookie for being generous

--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 11:33, 28 August 2010 (BST)

Ah, you didn't have to. The payment was on the house for this one. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 11:41, 28 August 2010 (BST)

Dezonus Industries: Malton Dispatch

	A FREE COOKIE
	Dezonus has given Axe Hack a cookie for for rule number 8.

Hey Axe Hack,

I'd really apreciate it if we could have an add space in your sig. we're a fairly new group, so the publicity would probably do wonders. If "Dezonus Industries: Malton Dispatch" is too long, you could allways shorten it to "DI:MD" -Dezonus- ^(talk) 03:52, 28 August 2010 (BST)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 11:26, 28 August 2010 (BST)

October_Bash

	A FREE COOKIE
	Vapor has given Axe Hack a cookie for Advertising

Could use a bit of advertising for October Bash. If it's too long, maybe OctoBash instead. Muchos Gracias. ~ 20:08, 2 September 2010 (BST)