Buttonville Unroyal Bastards

On a group page, you'll generally see a bit of writing that states how cool they are and that one day they will achieve their goal of ruling or being popular on Urban Dead.

Well, this one is different. Except, we will rule urban dead. (SRSLY)

Tell me: are you tired of being eaten? Then eat.

We do not care who we are percieved to be in terms of popularity, only that we live up to the standards of being able to have fun, and kick ass (or spank fanny! Ho ho!) when called for.

Our strongest motive of all is community. The dream we vision is a Buttonville that knows each other, and willing to lend a hand - eventually to the entirety of Malton. Baby steps forward, perhaps large steps backwards, regardless, we will strive to achieve this goal.

These were the wishes of our Warden, we will carry them on.

And to this day, the Wardens Fire Axe is still raised high.

•Home •Allies and Recruit Roster •History •Dead-Meat List (Known Suburb PKers) •The Bastards Section •The Bastards Mall Staff Short-wave Radio Info This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 28.84 MHz Transmitter coordinates: anywhere Buttonville Unroyal Bastards Living for Enlightenment June 1, 2010 Abbreviation: BUBs, Unroyals. Group Numbers: 6 Leadership: DrLulwut Goals: Enlightenment of ourselves. Drink fine wines and tea. Protecting Culture and Buttonville. Recruitment Policy: Open to anyone who wants to join Contact: dmsday@hotmail.com We may or may not be a group that takes things either to seriously or not that serious. Seriously. We are the reformed children of the former Malton Strike Corps. We are the lovers of fine wine, justice and enlightenment. We also do so love a fresh apple pie, so if you want to be our friend... bring Apple Pie. Live long, enjoy the fun. Die, and have even more. That is our duty! The Forum Use it well![1] Territories and Operation HQ We Operate the Garlick Square Fire Station entry point. We also hunt Rogue Survivors. We reside in Buttonville. We camp in the surrounding Skyscrapers and Junkyards as well. We also serve as the defense force of Buckley Mall. Note: If you have any questions or suggestions, feel free to leave your messages at the discussion section. Don't Ask your Questions or post News on this Page. Please Post your Requests and News at Discussion Page. Things we support. BUB Barricade Buttonville Agreement: The Malton Strike Corps made it official that they now follow a decree made by the prominent Survivor groups of the Buttonville Suburb, back when the Barricade Plan was put into place. We, their children, follow suit. This is explained below; 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 90 Runciman Towers Wheddon Auto Repair Howland Walk Aulsey Row Purt Walk the Barret Hotel Welsher Square the Fort Building Cabble Alley Railway Station wasteland 90 91 St. Soter's Hospital Bord Boulevard Tinney Bank Pothecary Row Club Bennett Chittenden Row the Curtice Arms Northup Avenue Railway Station the Brazey Building a factory 91 92 Fey Walk Wadman Place School Grove Avenue Beakes Drive St. Columbanus's Church Rosenhagen Plaza Tarring Place Ranson Boulevard Police Department Saffyn Place the Mechel Museum 92 93 Darvall Lane wasteland a junkyard Marshfield Road a cemetery RP a carpark Bell Lane a warehouse a factory the Bainton Hotel 93 94 Milard Lane a factory Brinson Square a carpark Bonning Cinema Don Avenue Griffiths Park Houlden Avenue Stayne Row a junkyard 94 95 Beable Drive Halliley Cinema a warehouse Wybrants Plaza a warehouse MPM Hallifax Auto Repair Hallson Alley wasteland RP Hutchin Bank Wadley Bank 95 96 the Bound Building the Dury Building Pound Street wasteland a junkyard Fildes Walk Club Hunt Patridge Grove the Tebbett Building Gyllet Street 96 97 St. Aidan's Church Whittem Place Fire Station Pargitten Alley School Snow Library Milligan Street Club Dell Perriott Grove Lyne Cinema Rhymes Crescent the Knapton Building 97 98 a cemetery RP the Pryor Building the Mallery Building Pidgeon Avenue the Shickell Arms a junkyard Rouse Road Hanney Auto Repair Garlick Square Fire Station Buckley Mall 98 99 Headland Street a warehouse Frost Square Bowle Row Jenkins Lane Railway Station Alner Place School the Lethebe Building a factory a warehouse Buckley Mall 99 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 LEGEND Extremely Heavily Barricaded Very Strongly Barricaded No Barricades Auto Repair Shops Hospitals Other (non-TRP) Factories and Power Stations NecroTech Buildings Unbarricadable Forts and Malls Police Departments MPM: Mobile Phone Masts RP: Revive Points We Support the following. Sacred Ground Policy Supporter This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. ZKing The members of this Group are ZKers. Boo-Hoo! Women with Heavy Weapons This Group Supports women with Guns. Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard. Record of known conflicts •Second MOB Bash When the MOB first rolled into town, we all faltered and our group splintered in less-than-glorious defense. This time we are surviving it out. This will be updated. --DrLulwut 17:45, 7 October 2010 (BST) Teh Recruitment Section! Wear Teh Badge! Join the Forum. Click the Arrow: [2] This is teh badge. Copy & paste: {{B.U.B: THE UNROYALS}} B.U.B: THE UNROYALS This User mocks useless, arrogant, irrational convention, and therefore is a Member of BUB. The Forum is up, recruitment is required there. News & Updates We are ALIVE! Oh the fresh air! How it aids the brain in the manufacture of LULZ! Keep recruiting. Forum will be up soon. --DrLulwut 17:57, 7 October 2010 (BST) Recruitment has been slow. Forum up and running. --DrLulwut 19:44, 10 November 2010 (UTC) We live. Got our first damn recruit in over two months. --DrLulwut 22:42, 2 December 2010 (UTC) Coraline's Scouting brought us some info on the Northeast. Turns out Mead is up there, and an employee at the Burchell Arms Regulars, which opens some diplomatic relations. From what I understand the Traveling Drunk Tank (a team within the BAR) might visit. --DrLulwut 18:26, 14 January 2011 (UTC) Pace has been picked up. PKer List has been created and is under construction. See Dead-Meat List on Navigation. --DrLulwut 19:44, 26 January 2011 (UTC) Two new guys, and we are officially one of the two only active groups in Buttonville. Recruiting season is here! --DrLulwut 15:07, 14 March 2011 (UTC) On the march, we recognize Tad Holgun as himself. Give him pie. --DrLulwut 03:57, 9 April 2011 (BST) Get on the Forum and read up on the new Survivor Regulation. All members are mandated under the circumstances to follow this regulation.--DrLulwut 17:47, 13 May 2011 (BST) So you want to be a Unroyal Bastard, huh? Well, a Bastards life for me! How, you may ask, "how can I join your magnificient legion of dastardly dashing members?" And the answer is, all you have to do is sign up on the forum! (Imagine that) "What can I expect from becoming a totally badass bastard?" You may ask? You can expect to be swarmed with fans, waving their bottles of awesomesauce around, cheering, naked, hailed as a hero! Among the rest of us you will be subject to rigorous hard labor, for even the newb has to start somewhere. Our newbs: Straight up G's (pun intended) Haha almost-just-sorta-kinda kidding. Of course, all ranks amongst the BUBs aren't a trip to mamby pamby land - you will have to work for it. The BUBs are a community that embraces power through unity. Being a part of that community is to hopefully benefit something much larger than your own fame or ours, (imagine that) rather; benefiting Buttonville, and Malton, as a whole. For what truly lays low amongst us all is the agreement to benefit society as a community of neighbors. When responsibility comes into the picture, that doesn't mean the game will turn into SRS BIZNISS. In fact, with everyone partying all the time, nobody really gets pissed off at anyone for screwing around, so long as its harmless. Having fun is an important part of our lifestyle. When combat comes into the picture, we expect you to contribute your ideas and go full force on making the suburb unsuitable for Zombies, laid out in Fist Tactics. Structure Ranks: Given that we were birthed by a Fire Warden, we are HQed in a Fire Station, and traditionally firefighters, it comes as no surprise that our structure is based off of that department. The following ranks are as show: List of standardized equipment: Fire Axe Radio Crowbar FAK Flak Jacket Toolbox List of standardized skills: First Aid Construction Free Running Hand-to-hand combat • Axe profiecency Body Building Headshot