UD Fark

Fark
Abbreviation:	UDF
Group Numbers:	undisclosed
Leadership:	Majority Vote
Goals:	Head shots, Body shots, Money..
Recruitment Policy:	open recruiting: apply at a Fark Bar
Contact:	temporarily unavailable

UD News Farkive

• January 25, 2012 - After several years of relative inactivity, UD Fark returns to Malton. New spots to reconnoiter are: Survivor Farkers at The_Prangnell_Arms (Tollyton), and Zombie Farkers at The_Musgrove_Arms (Spicer Hills).

• February 17, 2008 - The month long siege of Joachim Mall has ended, for the moment at least. Excepting that the Mall was lost for a period of roughly two days, and suffered sporadic break ins at the SE corner, it remained in survivor hands for the entirety of the siege. Not a decisive victory, but victory nonetheless.

-- UD Fark would like to thank all of the survivor groups who saw fit to lend a hand in staving off the assault. Among the groups spotted in action were members of: Starcake Faction, The Lumberjacks, & The Fortress. If your group was not listed it is not for lack of gratitude.

06:42, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

• January 19, 2008 - Having successfully established a branch safe house in Club Simpson, UD Fark has moved to secure The Axtence Building to provide Osmondville with a regularly serviced UD Fark revivification point. After quickly silencing a laughable attempt at insurrection by Molly Co. Poofs and Burgers, F.U.B.A.R. has gained control of the building. This unit will be providing medical attention to area survivors, and handing out revives at Barrington Walk.

22:03, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

UD Fark History

A group of friends stumbled into the town of Malton in search of the fabled Ultimate Brewery. The less inebriated members noticed that the women they were speaking to were not into them, but eating them. Now, this band of drunken misfits wanders the city; half still search for the legendary brewery, the other half are after your braaaaaiiiiiinnssss.

	Short-wave Radio Info
	This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 28.67 MHz Transmitter Coordinates: undisclosed

Fark Bars

UD Fark is currently operating two safehouses: The The Orome Arms in Penny Heights, and due to rapid growth in membership have occupied Club Simpson in Osmondville. This gives Fark a protectorate territory ranging from eastern Gulsonside to western Penny Heights. With the establishment of F.U.B.A.R., UD Fark will have a permanent tactical aid squad dedicated solely to the relief of survivors in our home area.

The UD Fark Philosophy

There shall be boobies & beer throughout the land. Also, zombies are bad.

Farktivities

• Mass Consumption of Beer
• Protection of Survivors on the Home Turf
• Graffiti Cliches across the Face of Malton
• Provide Revivifications at Barrington Walk, with irregular monitoring of Churchous Avenue (Penny Heights)
  • UD Fark Revive Request Board

Allies

We’ll let you know

Enemies

You’ll know soon enough

Stuff we Endorse

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	PK Reporting
	This User or Group supports PK Reporting. Don't let Player Killers get away with murder. Report them on the Rogues Gallery.

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.