User talk:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins

Dr I Feelgood writes...

Dear Cutey Snugglekins,
this the Doctor and I am truly sorry for having graffitied on your page but you must understand that you left me no other option. You see, from the moment you so charmingly shanked me in the stomach and left me to die a grim agonising death- I could not stop thinking about your beautiful fluffy face. Never before have I been so smitten with another survivor, let alone one who had PKed me. Alas, for I am now merely a shadow of my former glory condemned to wander these streets as a mindless vagrant, endlessly searching for brains. This however is nothing compared to the pain of not seeing your face.
Adieu, listlessly from Doctor I 13:35, 2 August 2010

Captain Rhodes

Hey there, Cutey. Remember that creep in the dusty factory this week who offered you candy? We discovered he actually has none. So we lectured him on that and offered him a chance to meditate in a quiet outdoor square about it. P.S.: I hope you have no plans for collecting seasons or snakes in the near future... --Sally A Summers Ω 22:23, 25 August 2010 (BST)

Cutey has a friend. Hail Cobra! Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 08:19, 26 August 2010 (BST)

Wot no pink?

Hi, Cutey!
I saw you don't have pink in your collection yet! That seems like a glaring oversight and I would love to help you remedy this at next opportunity. Currently my home 'burb Yagoton is a terrible shade of red because of that silly BB3's aftermath, and that means I'm spending more time as a zombie than as a human, so I'm not as collectable as I'd like to be, but maybe once that's fixed you could come up to collect it. It's an electric pink (magenta/fuchsia) and not rose pink, though, so I don't know if that's a colour you're looking for. Let me know either way?
-pinkgothic

Gasp! I love pink! It's my favouritest colour of all! But Yagoton is sooooo far away from where I am right now. It'll take a few days and my poor lil footsies will be aching. Cutey ♥^♥

Aww. That's a shame. If you're ever in the area, though, feel free to pop right by!

-pinkgothic 22:25, 7 September 2010 (BST)

Okey-dokey! Meanwhile look out for my uncle Dr Parrott cos I hear he's in the area. Cutey ♥^♥

OOC re: Cutey

• Cutey Snugglekins said "Yay! I found you! Now I can complete my colour collection! Here we go-ooooo!!" (3 minutes ago)
• Cutey Snugglekins shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (3 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 minutes ago)
• Cutey Snugglekins shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (2 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago)
• Cutey Snugglekins said "Wow! Thanks for playing with me, it's been SO much fun! Hey, get revived soon, okay? Then maybe we can play again some time! Bye-bye!!!" (1 minute ago)
• Cutey Snugglekins shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 minute ago)
• You were killed by Cutey Snugglekins. (1 minute ago)

...I love you. *is laughing so hard* Yagoton still needs rebuilding, so it's not the best time, as already alluded to, but that still just made my day.

Damnit, I'm going to have to explain that one to The Abandoned somehow.

They already look at me odd when I mention I have PKer friends. This isn't going to help my case. *snorts*

Thanks for making Malton a funner place. :)

-pinkgothic 21:47, 23 September 2010 (BST)

Heh, we're all here for the LOLs. I'm glad you enjoyed it, and that I was able to complete the collection in such a fun way :) BTW, hope you don't mind me reformatting the text a bit, just to make it a bit clearer and stop it going off the edge of the page. Now then, I wonder what Cutey's next collection is going to be? **taps nose knowingly** ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 22:14, 23 September 2010 (BST)

Don't say "snakes!" or "seasons!" :O --Sally A Summersi Ω 22:38, 23 September 2010 (BST)

Whoops, sorry about the formatting. I have a very wide screen and it was fitting very comfortably into mine... I forget other people have, you know, normal resolutions. *sweatdrop*

FYI, I managed not to get lynched by The Abandoned! They were equally amused. So, you, good sir, win at least one internet. :D

-pinkgothic 16:59, 25 September 2010 (BST)

Heh, don't worry about it, I just like things to look "just so". Oh, and I've decided what Cutey's next collection will be - all I can say for now is that Sally's safe! Chief Seagull squawk 19:59, 25 September 2010 (BST)

I spy with my little eye...

...a radio that is set to 25.92. It's good to know you're cute and also have good taste. --~ 21:49, 29 September 2010 (BST)

That's frequency's awfully quiet today though... Chief Seagull squawk 11:14, 30 September 2010 (BST)

A lot of the people that actually broadcast are off on the Pub Crawl ATM. We'll return to our typical inane and inappropriate broadcasts shortly. --~ 15:52, 30 September 2010 (BST)

...

I'm still wondering when the UDWiki celebrity list is gonna start... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:17, 9 October 2010 (BST)

A helping hand

Dear Cutey,

Well after making you not so cute, by virtue of death. I figured that such a darling like you would love to have a KOS status. So I took the liberty of reporting your still valid kills from the last 14 days and posting them to the Rogues Gallery for you. See-->> [1].

No need to thank me, in fact I should really be the one thanking you for such an entertaining wiki page and all the wonderful reading (and information)you provided for me today.

After all(as you say)'we should all know a psycho when we see them'. Plus life should be much more interesting for you with a higher bounty, it peaks the interest of other BHers.

Lots of love and I hope to run into you again.................... real soon.

--Raven Corvus 20:03, 2 November 2010 (UTC)

P.S. Love the Hello Kitty guns... just hope I am never on the receiving end of them.

Well that was... erm... kind of you! Just one thing though - next you down a PKer, make sure you dump their body outside. When left to their own devices in an extremely heavily barricaded building, they tend to make a mess! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 09:09, 3 November 2010 (UTC)

*Sighs* Usually I do, but Cutey is such a small target and the bloody random number gods of Malton seemed to want to deny me the joy of collecting her bounty. 7 shots to inflict 4 points of damage in order to kill her (and 36 AP overall) was not in my plan. Well we know what they say about the best laid plans.........--Raven Corvus 13:26, 3 November 2010 (UTC)

Darn. If I had known that, I'd would've hidden in a cinema! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 14:23, 3 November 2010 (UTC)

LOL, not that hiding in a dark rabbit hole did me any good after I met up with Cutey [2] *grumble* Oh well sometimes you get the bear and sometimes the bear gets you... and this time the bear got his happy paws all over me. --Raven Corvus 14:59, 3 November 2010 (UTC)

Cobra Approves

Hi Cutey,

Looks like you are making some xtreme splash with your current list. Cobra approves of "collecting" men in uniform, by the way. We love to do that ourselves.

XΩXΩX,

--Sally A. Summers i Ω i 19:49, 20 November 2010 (UTC)

Oh noes! I'm SOOOOO scared! Looks like I might get to have some fun with my new friends, IF they can find me ;) Cutey ♥^♥

You should be XTREME enough to handle them, sweetheart. Especially as their uniform makes them easy to recognize. --Sally A. Summers i Ω i 19:04, 21 November 2010 (UTC)

Gasp! You can see that man's bottom! Mmmph... uh-oh, there goes my dinner! Cutey ♥^♥

Asian Cobra Approves

Hi there, You don't know me, but I know you... Sorta. I shall be watchingeth you. But i like your style. Cobra has been expecting you.... --Krazymouse 02:32, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Dulston Alliance Black List

Looks like you've gained more fans.

In other news, I'd like to see you getting on with your collecting pretty soon. We are about to kick off a new operation... Let's say that your current collection might need to be extended. By a very good margin. Template:SallySig 14:13, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

Sorry Sally, I've been trekking through a trenchie-free zone for the last couple of days, but I've found the perfect collectible so I can finish my collection real soon... I hope. Keep your fingers crossed for Cutey! Template:Cutey sig 19:08, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

Nonono, I mean that you should anticipate to collect a few more army titles than you had originally planned to do. Our new operation involves collecting them by the dozen. (More hints as soon as you have progressed a bit in your Cobra training.) Sally A. Summers i Ω i 19:39, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

They didn't tell you about your father. Chief Seagull was not your father. I AM YOUR FATHER

Daddy? You look so.... cute? LOL ☺☺☺ Template:Cutey sig 09:27, 10 March 2011 (UTC)

so i was going to vandalize you page

but i be too stupid to pull it off with style.--User:Sexualharrison18:38, 8 July 2011 (bst)

Awwww, sweet! I found a cute little zombie kitty cat in a junkyard the other day so I dressed him up. I don't think he was happy about it... Template:Cutey sig 15:13, 10 July 2011 (BST)

Ponies

I heard you like ponies, so here's some ponies to accompany you around Malton =) -- Stealth107, aka Captain Winters 23:56, 5 February 2012 (UTC)