User:Krazy Monkey

Main • Talk • Sandpit (Testage) • Suggestions • Sig • Archives • NavBar • Game Krazy Monkey Congratulations, You suck... UDWiki has voted. Krazy Monkey is the winner of The Best Drunken Sysoping Award and The "This Guy Again" Award. You Shall Not Pass That’s Right, You heard me. Fuck your Honda Civic This user has a Horse Outside. Spambit Hunter This user hunts spambits for fun and profit. Yay carrot =D I'm Cheese, I'm 24 and I'm doing a PhD in Molecular and Systems Biology at Uni in Scotland. I've been playing Urban Dead on and off for a number of yeasts. I founded the Randoms not long after I started and, against all odds, they still exist today. Only much bigger. And more awesome than ever. I was a sysop at some point. I've been kicking about for a while, feel free to ask me if you need a hand with stuff. I'm really nice and I like kittens and stuff. Drama Levels No drama around? Are we still in the Urban Dead Wiki ? There is little drama. Slow mondays ? Situation normal. There is some drama, but no one is going to die. Misconbitration! Drama all around the wiki! Drama levels not seen since Wikigate! update Iscariot-o-Meter No problems. Iscariot is AWOL. There's a couple of minor rants. Nothing wiki-breaking though. Few idle threats, bit of newbie bashing but no-one is going to die. Here comes the Misconduct cases!! ZOMGZ!! WALLS OF TEXT!! MY EYES!!! Nick me here Generaloberst Corn-o-Meter No problems. Herr General Corn is banned. Again. There's a couple of minor rants. Nothing wiki-breaking though. Few idle threats, bit of sysop bashing but no-one is going to die. Here come the self-reported VB cases!! ZOMGZ!! MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF EXCESSIVE RACIST WHINGING!! MY EYES!!! Nick me here Cheeseman Muncher: The Randoms A huge shotgun with the word "Humphrey" engraved on the barrel is strapped onto the back of a Brown Leather Jacket with several insignias sewn into the arm along with a Golden Badge held on by a weathered strap declaring him to be Field Marshal of the Randoms. Under this is a Buckley Mall Staff T-Shirt emblazoned with the words "The Randoms" in bright red print. Two pistols hang on a belt attached to a dark blue kilt, a third is in a holster on his left sock, just above a pair of Brown Leather Shoes. On the other leg, is a very sharp and pointy looking Sgian Dubh. Covering most of a mass of untidy brown hair is a barely visible blue bandanna overlaid with a brown fedora, a rather obvious pimp hat feather sewn onto it. A set of mirrored sunglasses cover his eyes, and a long white fake beard has began crudely attached to the lower part of his face with string. Around his neck, is a white tie with a small rank insignia stitched into it. Sitting on his shoulder is the first ever Angry Hamish doll. Cheeseman Muncher is the Founder and current Field Marshal of The Randoms. He founded the group on the 1st of April 2006 and despite two attempts to retire, he has stayed and led his men (and women) through many adventures. Not bad for a crazy Scotsman eh? File:I saved Christmas.jpg He saved christmas too Testy McTesterson: Brolly Containment Corporation Service On the evening of the 3rd of January 2009, Testy was one of 3 people who managed to escape the confines of the quarantine around the city. He had barely made it to the tree line just outside when he was spotted by one of the guard towers. He ran into the forest under heavy pursuit, and spent the next couple of days hiding, living off a few chocolate bars and bottles of water he'd managed to smuggle out with him and getting hopelessly lost. Unfortunately, they caught up to him on the third day and after striping him of his possessions (which included nothing more than a pocket knife, mobile phone and an old newspaper) dumped him back inside the city just by Bird Boulevard. Resigned to his fate, Testy will now do his best to make the most of a bad situation. His stuff is long gone, but maybe he can find some new things in the ruins of the city. Zhazmanz Manzhar: The Ridleybank Resistance Front's Department of Homeland Security Department of Homeland Security Zhazmanz Manzhar is a member of the Department of Homeland Security and part of the reason why Ridleybank is the safest place for zombies to raise their families (from the dead). Other Alts See here for my other alts. Templates and Stuff I'm Sportacus! This user claims to be Sportacus. Manbagz This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items. Visited Buckley Mall This user has visited Buckley Mall. Money Tree Money Really Does Grow On Trees! Scottish This user is Scottish. Sandpit Revolution This user is making a stand! Doris This is Doris. She's old. Lol Wut? Cheese rendered Tselita speechless!! ZOMGZ SRD!! This user is so paranoid of SRD returning to bombard us with more asshatness, they see him everywhere.