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group_abbrev=S.A.R.G.|  
group_abbrev=S.A.R.G.|  
group_membership=Over 9000 [http://profiles.urbandead.info/index.php?name=sargtroop* troops]|
group_membership=Over 9000 [http://profiles.urbandead.info/index.php?name=sargtroop* troops]|
group_leaders=MARSHMALLOWLOL|
group_leaders=Council-Elect|
group_goals=Domination|
group_goals=Domination|
group_recruit=Visit our Talk Page|
group_recruit=Visit our Talk Page|
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==News==
==News==
*As of 10/15/09 at 21:11, we have effectively cleared [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/St._Anastasius%27s_Church_%28Raines_Hills%29 Our Beloved Church] of the filth that once inhabited it. Special congratulations goes to Oiopoip! Thanks, bro.


*We have encroached upon our old territory. Welcome back to [[Raines Hills]] boys.
*We are back, baby. As of March 25th, 2018. Special thanks to Generals Deaths View and SOOP for keeping SARG in the fight from 2009-2013, and again this year. Let it be known that [[Raines Hills]] is now effectively a free-fire zone and any and all trespassers within our beloved Church or the neighboring squares will be shot and mutilated on sight. You have been warned.


*Unappeased with my new title, I have decided to replace our former misnomer 'Grandmaster' with a new one. 'Field Marshal.'
*As of 10/15/09 at 21:11, we have effectively cleared [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/St._Anastasius%27s_Church_%28Raines_Hills%29 Our Beloved Church] of the filth that once inhabited it. Special congratulations goes to Oiopoip! Thanks, bro.


*We are Changing Gears a little bit around here, and we are enamored to usher in the new age with our new leader, [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:MARSHMALLOWLOL MARSHMALLOWLOL]
*Welcome back to [[Raines Hills]] boys.


*For the rest of the old shit, like war stories or whatever, feel free to check out:
*For the rest of the old shit, like war stories or whatever, feel free to check out:
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::Our [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:St._Anastasius%27_Royal_Guard Archive]
::Our [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:St._Anastasius%27_Royal_Guard Archive]


==The Factual Backstory==
==The Backstory==
Juan Delomarchs arrived in Malton just months before the viral outbreak. The minister was on business in the city attempting to clean up a public relations nightmare that NecroTech had created in an earlier meeting (that to this day still hasn't been divulged). After the virus began to spread,Juan took aside four of his most loyal followers and started a violent militia group for his own needs. Soon after,
Juan Delomarchs arrived in Malton just months before the viral outbreak.The minister was on business in the city attempting to clean up a public relations nightmare that NecroTech had created in an earlier meeting (that to this day still hasn't been divulged). After the virus began to spread, Juan took aside four of his most loyal followers and started a violent militia group for his own needs.
the newly dubbed St. Anastasius' Royal Guard was green lit ,and sworn to protect the foreign minister. Seeking to keep his seat in the pulpit, he ordered the guard to actively recruit anyone religiously affiliated with the church in any way. The Guard's numbers swelled and within a week, a member of the church by the name of '''Texas''' had broken off from the chain of command and formed a new right wing subsidiary of the guard. Three days after this new units formation,war was unofficially declared on the surrounding areas. In the days that followed, many generators and radios were destroyed. The carnage that ensued was dubbed "The Raines Hills War" by locals. During all of this, Juan Delomarchs cowered in the church whilst his crazed soldiers caused mayhem and destruction. Juan was executed on May 23rd,2007 and now the Royal Guard is under RIA control. On May 25th,2007, the new "'''Grandmaster'''" Texas broadcasted the official Decrees of the S.A.R.G. These decrees were enforced by the '''Terror Unit''' soldiers which executed many civilians in the name of the law. On June 1st,2007, a few days after the Farbrother War,the Guard decided to move in a broader direction. This ideal led to the formation of the '''Malton Socialist Army'''.
 
The newly dubbed 'St. Anastasius' Royal Guard' was activated and sworn to protect their minister...their...God. Seeking to keep his seat in the pulpit, Juan ordered the guard to actively recruit members in any way necessary. The Guard's numbers swelled, and within a week, a member of the church by the name of '''Texas''' had broken off from the chain of command and formed a new right wing subsidiary of the guard.  
 
Three days after this new units formation ,war was unofficially declared on the surrounding areas. In the days that followed, many generators and radios were destroyed. The carnage that ensued was dubbed "The Raines Hills War" by locals. During all of this, Juan Delomarchs cowered in the church whilst his crazed soldiers caused mayhem and destruction.  
 
Now, in 2018, the survivors take back the streets.


==Notable Divisions==
==Notable Divisions==
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[[Image:Sarginfantry.jpg‎|thumb|Circa 2006.]]
[[Image:Sarginfantry.jpg‎|thumb|Circa 2006.]]


*The 20th Royal Infantry Division
*The 20th Royal Infantry Division - ACTIVE


This particular infantry division was involved in the first seige of Raines Hills, the Battle of [[Santlerville]], and the execution of over 200 innocent civilians during the '''Farbrother War'''. It's to be noted that the '''Terror Soldiers''' were a subsidiary of this unit.
This particular infantry division was involved in the first seige of Raines Hills, the Battle of [[Santlerville]], and the execution of over 200 innocent civilians during the '''Farbrother War'''. It's to be noted that the '''Terror Soldiers''' were a subsidiary of this unit.
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==Stats==
==Stats==


Generators Destroyed:58
Generators Destroyed:158


Barricades Knocked Down:18
Barricades Knocked Down:118


Radios Destroyed:25
Radios Destroyed:125


Morales crushed: Hundreds.
Morales crushed: Hundreds.
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'''2007 Fucked and Chucked.'''
'''2007-208 "Fucked and Chucked" enemies'''


Isabela Keys (October 15th)
Isabela Keys (October 15th)
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Solid Arm (October 13th)
Solid Arm (October 13th)


DJ Bubbles(May 25th)
DJ Bubbles (May 25th)


Big breasts(May 25th)
Big breasts (May 25th)


Barney Magrew(May 25th)
Barney Magrew (May 25th)


Mcreery(May 25th)
Mcreery (May 25th)


Eat my shizz(May 25th)
Eat my shizz (May 25th)


Heather Gratuitous(May 26th)(x2)
Heather Gratuitous (May 26th)(x2)


misterdoodbob[Channel 4 News Team](May 26th)
misterdoodbob [Channel 4 News Team] (May 26th)


ColorBlue[VGCSU](May 26th)
ColorBlue [VGCSU] (May 26th)


Tyoril(May 27th)
Tyoril (May 27th)


Skoorjbnhoj(May 27th)
Skoorjbnhoj (May 27th)


WINGROVE (May 27th)
WINGROVE (May 27th)
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M60fly (May 31fst)
M60fly (May 31fst)


Xolix(June 5th)
Xolix (June 5th)
 
freealan(June6th)


Dawns Engima(June 14th)
freealan (June6th)


Cambo81(June 15th)
Dawns Engima (June 14th)


Ghost Halo(Metal Fox)(June 15th)
Cambo81 (June 15th)


Stabbymcaxeforface(June 15th)
Ghost Halo [[Metal Fox]] (June 15th)


Hannibal Zane(MFD)(June 15th)
Stabbymcaxeforface (June 15th)


Kurt Wells(Pwnt)(June 15th)
Hannibal Zane [[MFD]] (June 15th)


Charley Cobbleton (Armastead Librarians)(June 15th)
Kurt Wells [[Pwnt]] (June 15th)


Hunor(June 15th)
Charley Cobbleton [[Armastead Librarians]] (June 15th)


Kiva Grady(June 15th)
Hunor (June 15th)


Liberal Pi(June 15th)
Kiva Grady (June 15th)


Hubdra(PDA)(June 15th)
Liberal Pi (June 15th)


Raynx(June 15th)
Hubdra (PDA) (June 15th)


MartyB(June 16th)
Raynx (June 15th)


JenJen(June 16th)
MartyB (June 16th)


Ryuodo(June 16th)
JenJen (June 16th)


Rhuster(June 16th)
Ryuodo (June 16th)


Chompnchew(June 16th)
Rhuster (June 16th)


Tampopo(June 16th)
Chompnchew (June 16th)


Chemille(June 16th)
Tampopo (June 16th)
Chemille (June 16th)


Mechacon4(June 16th)
Mechacon4 (June 16th)


CyberCrist(June 16th)
CyberCrist (June 16th)


Van Dangerous(June 16th)
Van Dangerous (June 16th)


daslwen(June 16th)
daslwen (June 16th)


Orzhov(June 16th)
Orzhov (June 16th)


Liandre(June 16th)
Liandre (June 16th)


Petemadera(June 16th)
Petemadera (June 16th)


ReillytCS(June 16th)
ReillytCS (June 16th)


Remora Nichiya(BAR)(June 16th)
Remora Nichiya [[BAR]] (June 16th)


Eric Brunnelman(Featherstone)(June 16th)
Eric Brunnelman (Featherstone) (June 16th)


JbIso(June 16th)
JbIso (June 16th)


ThEbLeAk14(June 16th)
ThEbLeAk14 (June 16th)


Charley Cobbleton(Again;BAR)(June 16th)
Charley Cobbleton (Again;BAR) (June 16th)


Madpilot(June 16th)(DEM NAZI)
Madpilot (June 16th) (DEM NAZI)


Kurt Wells(June 16th)(again)
Kurt Wells (June 16th) (again)


Trailblazer(June 16th)
Trailblazer (June 16th)


Deck Hastle(June 16th)
Deck Hastle (June 16th)


BadMonkeyJunkie(June 16th)
BadMonkeyJunkie (June 16th)


Phantom Dog(June 18th)
Phantom Dog (June 18th)


Damien Wells(June 18th)
Damien Wells (June 18th)


Henery Zhang(June 19th)(DEM)
Henery Zhang (June 19th) [[DEM]]


Melkathi(June 19th)(DEM)
Melkathi (June 19th) [[DEM]]


RedWolfFang(June 21st) (Metal Fox)
RedWolfFang (June 21st) [[Metal Fox]]


Bono Landy(June 24th)
Bono Landy (June 24th)


XabbysX(June 27th)
XabbysX (June 27th)


Officer Duncan(July 2nd)
Officer Duncan (July 2nd)


Intelguy[THEM](July 5th)
Intelguy [[THEM]] (July 5th)


XZero09[THEM](July 6th)
XZero09 [[THEM]] (July 6th)


T DOT[THEM](July 7th)
T DOT [[THEM]] (July 7th)


Peter Doe[THEM](July 7th)
Peter Doe [[THEM]] (July 7th)


Volker Krast(July 7th)
Volker Krast(July 7th)
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Natiliana (July 12th)
Natiliana (July 12th)


Watch and Ward (July 13th)
Watch and Ward (July 13th)


Sixth Maste (July 14th)
Sixth Maste (July 14th)
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==Enemies==
==Enemies==


idiots.
Most likely you.


==Policies We Support==
==Policies We Support==

Revision as of 17:24, 26 March 2018

S.A.R.G
Sarglogo.jpg

The new Socialist Army of Malton!

Abbreviation: S.A.R.G.
Group Numbers: Over 9000 troops
Leadership: Council-Elect
Goals: Domination
Recruitment Policy: Visit our Talk Page
Contact: Radio Broadcast Frequency (26.64 Mhz)


News

  • We are back, baby. As of March 25th, 2018. Special thanks to Generals Deaths View and SOOP for keeping SARG in the fight from 2009-2013, and again this year. Let it be known that Raines Hills is now effectively a free-fire zone and any and all trespassers within our beloved Church or the neighboring squares will be shot and mutilated on sight. You have been warned.
  • As of 10/15/09 at 21:11, we have effectively cleared Our Beloved Church of the filth that once inhabited it. Special congratulations goes to Oiopoip! Thanks, bro.
  • For the rest of the old shit, like war stories or whatever, feel free to check out:
Our Archive

The Backstory

Juan Delomarchs arrived in Malton just months before the viral outbreak.The minister was on business in the city attempting to clean up a public relations nightmare that NecroTech had created in an earlier meeting (that to this day still hasn't been divulged). After the virus began to spread, Juan took aside four of his most loyal followers and started a violent militia group for his own needs.

The newly dubbed 'St. Anastasius' Royal Guard' was activated and sworn to protect their minister...their...God. Seeking to keep his seat in the pulpit, Juan ordered the guard to actively recruit members in any way necessary. The Guard's numbers swelled, and within a week, a member of the church by the name of Texas had broken off from the chain of command and formed a new right wing subsidiary of the guard.

Three days after this new units formation ,war was unofficially declared on the surrounding areas. In the days that followed, many generators and radios were destroyed. The carnage that ensued was dubbed "The Raines Hills War" by locals. During all of this, Juan Delomarchs cowered in the church whilst his crazed soldiers caused mayhem and destruction.

Now, in 2018, the survivors take back the streets.

Notable Divisions

Circa 1861.
  • The St. Anastasius Royal Intelligence Agency

The Royal Intelligence Agency is a subsidiary of the Guard that deals strictly with counter-intelligence. Many of our agents are deep undercover and will stay that way for the remainder of their UrbanDead Careers. The R.I.A. currently numbers less than 20. They are currently commanded by General Deaths View.


Circa 2006.
  • The 20th Royal Infantry Division - ACTIVE

This particular infantry division was involved in the first seige of Raines Hills, the Battle of Santlerville, and the execution of over 200 innocent civilians during the Farbrother War. It's to be noted that the Terror Soldiers were a subsidiary of this unit.


Circa 2005.
  • The St. Anastasius 1st Royal Medical Batallion

The Medical Batallion is the base of our operations in enemy-held territory. They are the instrumentors of life and sometimes....unlife. The Medical Batallion is notable because they took part in the Battle for the Holt Building,inflicting the most casualties. In order to rank in this desirable unit, one must first graduate some of the Guard's toughest training.


A moron;One of the thousands that make up the majority of Malton.

Stats

Generators Destroyed:158

Barricades Knocked Down:118

Radios Destroyed:125

Morales crushed: Hundreds.


2007-208 "Fucked and Chucked" enemies

Isabela Keys (October 15th)

BainBrain (October 15th)

Solid Arm (October 13th)

DJ Bubbles (May 25th)

Big breasts (May 25th)

Barney Magrew (May 25th)

Mcreery (May 25th)

Eat my shizz (May 25th)

Heather Gratuitous (May 26th)(x2)

misterdoodbob [Channel 4 News Team] (May 26th)

ColorBlue [VGCSU] (May 26th)

Tyoril (May 27th)

Skoorjbnhoj (May 27th)

WINGROVE (May 27th)

M60fly (May 31fst)

Xolix (June 5th)

freealan (June6th)

Dawns Engima (June 14th)

Cambo81 (June 15th)

Ghost Halo Metal Fox (June 15th)

Stabbymcaxeforface (June 15th)

Hannibal Zane MFD (June 15th)

Kurt Wells Pwnt (June 15th)

Charley Cobbleton Armastead Librarians (June 15th)

Hunor (June 15th)

Kiva Grady (June 15th)

Liberal Pi (June 15th)

Hubdra (PDA) (June 15th)

Raynx (June 15th)

MartyB (June 16th)

JenJen (June 16th)

Ryuodo (June 16th)

Rhuster (June 16th)

Chompnchew (June 16th)

Tampopo (June 16th)

Chemille (June 16th)

Mechacon4 (June 16th)

CyberCrist (June 16th)

Van Dangerous (June 16th)

daslwen (June 16th)

Orzhov (June 16th)

Liandre (June 16th)

Petemadera (June 16th)

ReillytCS (June 16th)

Remora Nichiya BAR (June 16th)

Eric Brunnelman (Featherstone) (June 16th)

JbIso (June 16th)

ThEbLeAk14 (June 16th)

Charley Cobbleton (Again;BAR) (June 16th)

Madpilot (June 16th) (DEM NAZI)

Kurt Wells (June 16th) (again)

Trailblazer (June 16th)

Deck Hastle (June 16th)

BadMonkeyJunkie (June 16th)

Phantom Dog (June 18th)

Damien Wells (June 18th)

Henery Zhang (June 19th) DEM

Melkathi (June 19th) DEM

RedWolfFang (June 21st) Metal Fox

Bono Landy (June 24th)

XabbysX (June 27th)

Officer Duncan (July 2nd)

Intelguy THEM (July 5th)

XZero09 THEM (July 6th)

T DOT THEM (July 7th)

Peter Doe THEM (July 7th)

Volker Krast(July 7th)

whitdemon(July 7th)

Master Fire Chief(July 7th)

Mad Midnight Reviver(July 7th)

Leon Unoriginal (July 9th)

Pvt Hale (July 10th)

LikeDUH (July 11th)

Natiliana (July 12th)

Watch and Ward (July 13th)

Sixth Maste (July 14th)

Enemies

Most likely you.

Policies We Support

DeathValley.jpg Scorched Earth
This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed.