User talk:Dragonshardz

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ARCHIVE FILLED WITH LOL ARCHIVE 2 FILLED WITH LOL Check out Archive 2 for the Marty Banks Love-In

WARNING

This page is full of trolls and woe. Comments may not be signed, people will be mocked, nothing will be taken seriously, and we all hate you. Quotes may not be who they say they are from. There is no reason to believe that any one in their right mind would post on here. Anything posted on this page should not be taken seriously. Cuz we're just goons and you all are pubbie morons. AM I RITE?

Remember kids - everything you post here is for THE ARCHIVES and should be insanely important and valid and possibly cure cancer.

• I'm tired of that fucking Italian Spiderman gif and the bucket shit too - do find new images.
• If you are a pubbie jackass please use the following menu:

1.) I'm posting to say you guys haven't broken the game.
2.) I'm posting to say that I am quitting because you are all:

    A. Trolls 
    B. Fags
    C. Too Awesome
    D. onto the fact that I am a furry pedophile dicksucking shit eater.
    E. Take Dump->on->chest

3.) I'm posting to try to start a flame war so that I can report you and get "street cred" from the other wiki fags.
4.) I'm posting to say I am a mod and hate your lack of respect for my author-i-tie but love the chubby I get from banning and warning you all. UNF! UNF !

• We will try to use this as a legit talk page instead of a troll haven. All new real messages should go in the next (Comments) section.
• We know you won't let us go legit so all trolling stupid fucks go at the bottom.

SIGNING THIS SHIT BECAUSE NOT TO IS A WIKI SIN. -More than likely DCC

OTHER SHIT BECAUSE WE LOVE DUMB PICTURES

Need To Save These

label your fucking axes!! No-genius 15:46, 23 May 2008 (BST)

Where the HELL did you find that? I know there is a page on urbandead.info but I can't find it! The man 12:29, 24 May 2008 (BST)

Why not create a The Dead subpage to stick them in? It might be a bit more permenant than putting them on a talkpage.--Seventythree^Talk 13:21, 24 May 2008 (BST)

They are safe here. They used to be on a stats page, but it was only updated during March and April and fell to the wayside. And I agree the axes need better labels! --– Nubis 07:46, 26 May 2008 (BST)

Request to join The Dead.

DENIED

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The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Occasionally, general checks are done of group activity. This may seem like a stupid question, but it's for all groups, regardless of size. --  RoosterDragon  15:02, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

We are active in Dunell Hills and always will be. Any other suburb we couldn't care less about. --– Nubis ^NWO 18:02, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Future requests can go here.--– Nubis ^NWO 18:06, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! --Pedentic 17:34, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

We made them make a stupid group

This is LOL The Pubbies and now it isn't an orphan. Stupid pubbies.--– Nubis ^NWO 02:53, 25 June 2009 (BST)

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The Dead/GID The Dead/March of the Dead

Original Goon group archived The_Dead_(First_Generation) right there, click it. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 06:08, 27 May 2018 (UTC)

WARNING: ANYTHING YOU SAY BELOW CAN AND WILL BE USED IN A COURT OF LOLS. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO A SWIFT DEATH, IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD A SWIFT DEATH, ONE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU... --【ⅎooɹd ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ sʇɐoƃ sʍoʅʚ ⅎǝᴉɹɔuoɯ uǝɹɐʞ】 ☉ ☉ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 10:11, 3 July 2018 (UTC)

In the spirit of good faith, you hereby can use this in your courts of lol - I vote quick death btw. -- 20:12, 11 September 2018 (UTC)

-- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 10:17, 13 December 2018 (UTC)

--You sure about that dear ?--

LOL indeed ! Oh right ;) --Murderess (talk) 19:09, 22 January 2019 (UTC)

Happy Belated Holidays from ENVY

At least posting HERE will stick ;) From all of ENVY --Murderess (talk) 19:24, 3 February 2019 (UTC)

We're having so much fun, its HOME now lol And very much more xmassy ! We can't help it, you guys are so fun ! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Murderess (talk • contribs) 20:48, 3 February 2019 (UTC).

lol, good luck. We were getting hangry. --【ⅎooɹd ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ sʇɐoƃ sʍoʅʚ ⅎǝᴉɹɔuoɯ uǝɹɐʞ】 ☉ ☉ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 00:47, 4 February 2019 (UTC)

ENVY: "Hurr durr our HQ now"

DEAD: "Uh, yeah, about that...GET. OUT."

https://i.imgur.com/uJvAtMD.png --【ⅎooɹd ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ sʇɐoƃ sʍoʅʚ ⅎǝᴉɹɔuoɯ uǝɹɐʞ】 ☉ ☉ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 06:33, 4 February 2019 (UTC)

Zerging

Why don't you stop zerging the town into oblivion, you cheaters? Catherine Cushing (talk) 02:37, 15 March 2020 (UTC)

sips tears -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 20:56, 16 March 2020 (UTC)

and admits zerging Catherine Cushing (talk) 22:26, 16 March 2020 (UTC)

What? Fucking lol. Please explain.-- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 04:48, 17 March 2020 (UTC)

Wait I remember you, you were the fuck head who got mad when I called him a fuck head. Fuck head? -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 06:50, 17 March 2020 (UTC)

I have no idea what you are on about. I am not rude to people, merely frank. (No one in UD has ever called me a name like that.) On the "Game Statistics" list, I see many groups with approximately 10 or 13 members. The second largest group has 58. Then, I see your group, which has quickly metastasized into 190 somethings. Script-running bot zergs, is what you guys are playing, I can tell from the way the place implodes and remains that way. You guys never wander off, because bots never get bored. What you're doing is spoiling the game for everyone who plays legitimately. Why don't you get your head straight and figure out who the f***head really is here. You are way outta line. Catherine Cushing (talk) 07:41, 17 March 2020 (UTC)

One Hundred Thousand Accounts. I remember when we had over 1,000 characters in The Dead during the Marches. Get fucked fuck head. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 21:37, 17 March 2020 (UTC)

Your defensive response confirms to me that you are a cheater who is motivated by a need to abuse people you don't even know. Think about it - you never deny my assertion (because you know you are indeed cheating everybody.) I feel you should be brave enough to take yourself to someone qualified and discover what motivates you to be so obnoxious. Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Catherine Cushing (talk) 22:10, 17 March 2020 (UTC)

I have never cheated. There now prove your blanket assertion or fuck off our talk page. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 03:16, 18 March 2020 (UTC)

"Hi the dead, can you guys (who come from a forum of 100,000 people) stop being in one group and instead be in different groups and maybe just focus on playing as living characters because then my zombie survival game will be more realistic" A translation of a fuck head's rambling. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 06:54, 17 March 2020 (UTC)

"Hi the dead, can you goons (who come from a forum that has no active links to this group or Urban Dead in general) stop being in the same 5 groups who totally don't share info and maybe idk keep them separate for once because y'all zerging really only affects yourselves. Higher hit rates on y'all wanna be goons makes it more realistic for me." Clayton Carmine (talk) 03:40, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

lmao. i'm posting on SA right now about how fucking mad you are. --【ⅎooɹd ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ sʇɐoƃ sʍoʅʚ ⅎǝᴉɹɔuoɯ uǝɹɐʞ】 ☉ ☉ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 21:39, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

That's rich man, you assume most things in life don't you. Like me being mad about The Dead's pity party Clayton Carmine (talk) 02:47, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

You're saying we're not real goons, you're buying into the narrative that we're zerging (because we can't possibly just be better organized than anyone else), and trying to convince us to make your gameplay easier. Seems mad to me. --【ⅎooɹd ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ sʇɐoƃ sʍoʅʚ ⅎǝᴉɹɔuoɯ uǝɹɐʞ】 ☉ ☉ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 16:10, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

This guy is definitely not mad --ShaqFu 🏀 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 🏀 14:50, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

The goon knower has logged on --ShaqFu 🏀 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 🏀 00:35, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Resulting from A/VB case

I've closed the case as not vandalism. I do however consider it important that there are no impediments to you being contactable. Please stop putting redirects onto your talk page, it If you continue to do so you may be submitted for vandalism again. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 04:39, 28 March 2021 (UTC)

Yassuh massa sysop. --【ⅎooɹd ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ sʇɐoƃ sʍoʅʚ ⅎǝᴉɹɔuoɯ uǝɹɐʞ】 ☉ ☉ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 04:41, 28 March 2021 (UTC)