Talk:Malton Uprising

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The Manifesto

Get an editor. I understand that you have a couple legitimate complaints about the DEM that I completely disagree with, but that's no excuse for that mangled piece of garbage you posted on both Brainstock and your own wiki page. Seriously, how can you describe yourself as the "silent majority" before stating that you have "no superiority in numbers" the very next sentence? Were you trying to make us laugh? If you want the DEM to take you seriously in any way, at least put forth some effort into your presentation. Let me guess, "We'll see how seriously you take us when we blah blah blah." I assure you, your little vendetta will not affect the DEM much at all, and you will be remembered for the abortion of the English language that you posted. Good day. --William Told 03:21, 1 September 2008 (BST)

I somewhat agree with this. Next time you guys want a Manifesto/Angry Letter/Whiny Rambling Lament just bring your grievances to me and I'll write it for you.--Janine 02:41, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Open Letter to all Editors

Keep right on editing this page.

You'll only make me laugh harder.--Labine50 ^{MEMS | MHG} 03:47, 1 September 2008 (BST)

lulz--William Told 04:22, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Sorry I can't do that and comply to your "ANNEDNUM".Also get your

spelling, comprehension and grammar right.--Forgotten86 ^MCDU:T 09:43, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Secruss, Alphy. Why did one of you post this on lobotomystock? Now you're only going to get the "we dun't du nutn" crowd.--Janine 02:52, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Dulston, Liberated?

The entire northeast quarter of Dulston is permanently ruined. Up to a third of the suburb's buildings are ruined at any given time. What (if anything) has the Malton Uprising actually done to make Dulston a better place? Turkmenbashi 14:10, 1 September 2008 (BST)

The corners of the map are always ruined. Miltown. New Arkham. All of the extinction zone. They don't get no flow of survivor traffic. You should know this. --Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||16:09, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Pfft. I'm in the NW corner right now, and there's plenty of traffic.--Helgi Hundingsbane 19:34, 1 September 2008 (BST)

I don't even think you play this game, Secruss. FYI, very commonly New Arkham is doing quite alright. Same goes for Miltown, in fact it's usually quite safe. And the only reason Daker is ruined most of the time (though some folk are up there right now changing that...) is because... well... we know why... As for Dulston, I'd say that a lot of it has been liberated from the clutches of a truly tyrannical, arrogant and power hungry organisation, GRAAAAAAGH!!! --WanYao 19:49, 1 September 2008 (BST)

New Arkham isn't full of zombies because nobody lives there for zombies to eat. New Arkham is like the Wyoming of Malton. Lowest population, lowest interest, piece of crap. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 19:52, 1 September 2008 (BST)

New Arkham rawks. You need to get away from the malls, Sonny... far, far away from them... they make you soft and weak... You've forgotten the meaning of BARHAH!... Even survivors can know Barhah, it's rare, but it happens. It's not too late, even for you, who once knew Barhah. And the best place to relearn these things is a suburb 1/2 a day from a mall, with no Police Departments. --WanYao 20:12, 1 September 2008 (BST)

I haven't felt Barhah since we overthrew Caiger Mall and occupied it as Barhah Mall. Since then Barhah slowly died in me. Now I feel the love of Pluto. And I am not a Mallrat. It's just that New Arkham has a population of 5. All of them are passing through. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 20:20, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Are any of you actually DOWN there in New Arkham right now? It's doing all right. My alt went down there to try to do some crazy-repair-revive stuff, and found it a mostly-repaired and decently populated place. --Jen 21:24, 1 September 2008 (BST)

No, Jen... Because PKers like Sonny and Secruss only hang around suburbs with malls and forts closeby... the flipside of the mallrat coin, you know... i.e., trenchcoaters. I'd LOVE to see them ply their "trade" in New Arkham... But it won't happen. EVAR. Because the closest these types come to being badass is by being full of poop... --WanYao 01:32, 2 September 2008 (BST)

I agree with Sonny, for once. The Wyoming part. --Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||00:44, 2 September 2008 (BST)

I'm not in Mall suburbs. Gibsonton don't have a Mall. And I'm not in New Arkham because nobody lives there. And you proved my point of the only people who do go there only pass through. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 01:34, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Like I said, you only hang out in suburbs with malls nearby... Gibsontown is smack in the middle of THREE of the most populous and safest malls in the game... Also, if you ever got over your fear of zombies and dependance on powered mall-level search rates long enough to visit New Arkham, you'd see how wrong you are about no one living there. But, it'll NEVAR happen. --WanYao 01:41, 2 September 2008 (BST)

There are two malls within easy traveling distance of New Arkham. There are few suburbs in Malton where a mall isn't nearby to gather supplies from, so your argument is 80% bull, Wan. While it's true that some people are mallrats and just spend all their time in the malls, it's damn near impossible to stay in a suburb that's not within 2 - 3 suburbs of at least one mall. I agree with Sonny and Secruss. New Arkham is just boring as shit. -Russell Oakley 08:13, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Always ruined? The fine upstanding folks of the Dulston Alliance might be a tad surprised to find out that you think their suburb is "always ruined". I mean hell, we're talking the suburb that's been nicknamed "Dullston" here. We're talking the first suburb that gets mentioned in any conversation about survivors sleeping ourdoors, and any conversation about survivor groups who can't organise their way out of a wet paper bag when there's a challenge because there's so rarely been a challenge. Meanwhile, you're calling Dulston "liberated" when a third of it is in ruins and there's not even a major horde there. Tell us again how the Malton Uprising is gonna make things better? Turkmenbashi 11:19, 2 September 2008 (BST)