User talk:Suicidalangel/Assylum
EDITING RULES: There are none. Go crazy kids!
Thats right, once we have rules, they'll go here we will never have rules that go here!
Ownership/editing/stuffs
- Hehehe! SA makes it all shiney! Who is in charge of the page, or shall we just have a "edit away guys" policy, with a democratic approach.--Seventythree 18:17, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Alright, how about this.
- Anyone can edit the main page, as long as they aren't vandalizing, which would be blanking or removing content from the page, other than playful removals like me undoing all of T.Z.'s recent edits. Posting utter shit is also vandalism. Use your own values in what you believe needs to be removed.
- If you post on the main page, you must don a template showing which side you're on, and add yourself to the list of people that have taken place in the discussion.
- The talk can also be edited by anyone, but they must follow the rules here. Keep the silly-ness in the appropriate section. Which is in the main page, if you don't know.
- Personal feeling go in the right section, only ASS supporters can vote on logos and group policies (coming soon), and discussions involving the group only involve us.
- Also, because we're eventually going to get in trouble for this, I volunteer to "claim ownership and take all responsibility for our actions". Which just means that I take the blame and organize stuff on the talk page. You guys can still do whatever it is we already do, but without fear. I am in no way dictating this thing, just trying to protect everyone else from evil and make us look good. Sound okay?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:57, 15 September 2007 (BST)
*Note* Once we've decided on all this stuff, I'll remove the discussions to an archive for anti-clutter purposes. Okay?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:57, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Page discussion
Page Design and Layout
It makes my eyes burn. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 00:56, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
- ...Woah. When did this happen? I hate it. Nali? 73? What the fuck is wrong with you guys? This color scheme sucks!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:03, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
- Steal some stuff from my archives maybe? It's all just sitting there and rotting. And what's this about people being banned and taking 'it' too far? Did someone finally push Vista over the edge? PS - reply on my talk page thanks, I hardly look at this page. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 12:42, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
Should we make the main page all fancy, like The Wiki Code Stealers, or the sig race (found in my sig)?
- And is the page format good? Or should I change it?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:57, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Yes, but just the talk page maybe. The main "article" will just break everything.-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:00, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- I feel kind of bad about what we (inadvertantly) did to Vista, and yeah, even Hagnat. (he may have screwed up, but he's getting a lot of bad press for a basic mistake). In future maybe we should consult one another before any more "protests". Doubling Vista's workload wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I set out.--Seventythree 03:16, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Like I said, I don't think any of us knew how far this would have gone. I figured you would have gotten a warning, and told to stop. Not a ban. But yeah, a general consensus would be nice, unless it's something that won't cause much trouble, like me bandaling me and T.Z....-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:20, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Maybe I should make a sorry we shat all over the wiki 'gain! template.......--Seventythree 03:21, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Like I said, I don't think any of us knew how far this would have gone. I figured you would have gotten a warning, and told to stop. Not a ban. But yeah, a general consensus would be nice, unless it's something that won't cause much trouble, like me bandaling me and T.Z....-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:20, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I feel kind of bad about what we (inadvertantly) did to Vista, and yeah, even Hagnat. (he may have screwed up, but he's getting a lot of bad press for a basic mistake). In future maybe we should consult one another before any more "protests". Doubling Vista's workload wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I set out.--Seventythree 03:16, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Yes, but just the talk page maybe. The main "article" will just break everything.-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:00, 15 September 2007 (BST)
How about this?
| File:Cat-eat-cookie.jpg | Sorry |
| Sorry we shat all over the wiki 'gain. |
--Seventythree 03:47, 16 September 2007 (BST)
A bit bigger.-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:48, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Good.-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:49, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Needs a border to seperate it from the rest of the page...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:51, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- How do you do that?
- By signing your posts. Ba da pish!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:57, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Sorry!--Seventythree 03:58, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- No problem. But the problem with the template is in the code. See what I did in the differences button.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:00, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Gotcha. Wana give it to Vista as a peace offering?--Seventythree 04:02, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- No problem. But the problem with the template is in the code. See what I did in the differences button.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:00, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Sorry!--Seventythree 03:58, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- By signing your posts. Ba da pish!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:57, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- How do you do that?
- Needs a border to seperate it from the rest of the page...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:51, 16 September 2007 (BST)
Hey, look. I made a navigation bar.... feel free to mess around with all of the colors, I just adapted mine to fit the assylum... will make a header next. Template:Assylum/Nav Nalikill TALK E! W! M! USAI 04:48, 29 September 2007 (BST)
Woohoo, I made a header. Again, adjust colors as you will. I even have a space for us to have our own image... if anyone wants to do one/find one-I am not good at drawing. Nalikill TALK E! W! M! USAI 04:57, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- Assylum/Sandbox to see how the header looks now. Edit Template:Assylum/Header to change the sandbox's header, and we'll see what works. Nalikill TALK E! W! M! USAI 04:59, 29 September 2007 (BST)
Hmm, I dono about the main page. It looks really messed up. Also since nobody seems to be taking any initiative on the templates perhaps I will. Or maybe Suicidalpoopo could and it'd look normal. *Hint hint*-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:18, 8 October 2007 (BST)
- I told y'all, feel free to mess around with the navigation bar and header. And I can't do nearly as much as she can with templates, but I can give it a whirl if she doesn't take it up sometime soon. Nalikill TALK E! W! M! USAI 11:51, 8 October 2007 (BST)
Template/Logo Democracy
SA has very kindly offered to (eventually) create some snazzy Assylum templates. Below are my ideas for images. Does anyone else have any ideas? If so, feel free to add them. - Pavluk A! 18:29, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Alright, first we decide on the images we want to use for each template.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:32, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Assylum Logo
- So is this the final draft for this image?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:53, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Lest we forget the cause for which we fight. - Pavluk A!
I likes the kitty!-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:24, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Could ya do something with this?--Seventythree 18:34, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- I reckon that'd be the perfect image for a "this conversation has been moved to the Assylum" template. It'd be put wherever the Assylum contents gets moved from. - Pavluk A! 18:36, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Anti Assylum
File:Riot.jpg This user thinks that assylum members should be removed from civilised society--Seventythree 18:43, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Pro Assylum
How about this? Template could read something like: this user/group supports Assylum. Not that they'd say it out loud, the Evil Sysops are always listening - Pavluk A! 18:38, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- I prefer kitten huffing to crack. See my page for my kitten huffing template-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:40, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Assylum Templates
They're all going to have their own pages when we decide on which ones we want.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:57, 15 September 2007 (BST)
They're out to get us...
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Sanity supporter |
| He is conspiring against us. |
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Some evil OS |
| So is Vista. |
I like it....--Seventythree 18:48, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Martyrs
We should have a template to honour those of us who fall victim to the Man -- Pavluk A! 22:27, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- I'll add that to my already massive to do list...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:30, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Sorry about that. If I have a spare minute this evening, I'll teach myself how to make templates. That way, I can knock up a few drafts. - Pavluk A! 22:34, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- It's alright, I've gotten more work than I thought I would done today. Even with messing around here. :)-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:35, 15 September 2007 (BST)
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The casualties are still rising... |
| At 20:49 of September 15th, Both 73 and Nalikill were banned for 24 hrs. This user recognizes that hagnat shouldn't have jumped the gun, that the bans were unfair, and that 73 and Nalikill are to be martyred for their willingness to fight for truth, justice, and well, stuff! Oh, and they tried to make people realize the misuse of the admin pages, but no one cares about that. |
- Hows this for basics? This one will be special for 73 and Nali, but there will be a generalized one too.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:39, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Not sure about the colors though...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:39, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Oh, I just love it! How do you use it though?--Seventythree 02:41, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Either make it its own template page, or copy the template as is. Nalikill 02:42, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I haven't made the page yet. I was seeing if you like it first.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:43, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I'ts brilliant! I think we should have a (massively) scaled down version of Nalikill's spamgun 'o death. Some lil thing we can add to someone's talkpage saying are'nt you a silly one? If you keep up with this drama and nastieness the Assylum's gonna get you!--Seventythree 02:47, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I haven't made the page yet. I was seeing if you like it first.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:43, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Either make it its own template page, or copy the template as is. Nalikill 02:42, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Oh, I just love it! How do you use it though?--Seventythree 02:41, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Not sure about the colors though...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:39, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Alright, to use the template, put {{Martyrs}}-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:10, 16 September 2007 (BST)
I'm gonna go for a sysop promotion now. What do you rate my chances?--Seventythree 03:20, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I think you'll get shot at. Alot.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:22, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Ya think? Why? I reckon Hagnat will stick up for me. He's got a lot of respect for me, ya know.--Seventythree 03:23, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Your all idiots. I obviously have the best chance.-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:27, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- BEST IDEA: LET'S ALL RUN SIMULTANEOUSLY!Nalikill 03:28, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Whoah! Stop, stop! This is pure gold!--Seventythree 03:28, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Think any of us will make it?-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:30, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- By random chance, one of us HAS to. Nalikill 03:31, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Not now. To be honest I think we should all cut down a bit on our editing of "serious" pages. Vista was pretty pissed off at us, and he's a pretty chilled out bloke.--Seventythree 03:32, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Pouts* But this time, it ain't against ANY rules... and we could be the inmates running the assylum. :) But I understand if you stand firm on this. Nalikill 03:35, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I think that someone might, hell, I know it was a long time ago, but they just might use the last few ours to bring a VB case againgst us for being bloody stupid :-). Nah, I'm gonna have to stand firm on this.--Seventythree 03:37, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Okay. How long can we not run for, and what is next on the agenda for the Assylum? Nalikill 03:40, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Woah, what do you mean "I'm gonna stand firm"? I'm clearly teh uber-l337 leader guy! :P. But yeah, give it at least three days before you guys do this, I'm gonna hold off for a while. I just lost both of my warnings in 30 minutes...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:42, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I think we made our point...... --Seventythree 03:50, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- You do realise that you need 3 vouch votes as the main part of being made a sysop. Now, that measn that with 4 of us we could garuntee 3 votes for each of us as candidates.....--Seventythree 00:14, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Then if you're okaying it....I wanna do it! Nalikill TALK E! W! M! USAI 00:19, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- I realy want to....... But at some point in the future I would quite like to run for sysop seriously... I think doing it as a bit of a laugth might jepordies my chances. Plus, we would get into trouble. I think that Vista decided that we where just being a bit silly last time we did something daft. This time I doubt he's gonna be as relaxed about it. But I do kinda want to....--Seventythree 00:21, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Then if you're okaying it....I wanna do it! Nalikill TALK E! W! M! USAI 00:19, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- You do realise that you need 3 vouch votes as the main part of being made a sysop. Now, that measn that with 4 of us we could garuntee 3 votes for each of us as candidates.....--Seventythree 00:14, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- I think we made our point...... --Seventythree 03:50, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Woah, what do you mean "I'm gonna stand firm"? I'm clearly teh uber-l337 leader guy! :P. But yeah, give it at least three days before you guys do this, I'm gonna hold off for a while. I just lost both of my warnings in 30 minutes...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:42, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Okay. How long can we not run for, and what is next on the agenda for the Assylum? Nalikill 03:40, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I think that someone might, hell, I know it was a long time ago, but they just might use the last few ours to bring a VB case againgst us for being bloody stupid :-). Nah, I'm gonna have to stand firm on this.--Seventythree 03:37, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Think any of us will make it?-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:30, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Whoah! Stop, stop! This is pure gold!--Seventythree 03:28, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- BEST IDEA: LET'S ALL RUN SIMULTANEOUSLY!Nalikill 03:28, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Your all idiots. I obviously have the best chance.-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:27, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Ya think? Why? I reckon Hagnat will stick up for me. He's got a lot of respect for me, ya know.--Seventythree 03:23, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- So it's everyone but me an 73 thats going to do it. Obviously me an 73 have goals in the future, so were sitting this one out. That doesn't mean we can't help out and vouch, right? Still though, give it some time before you start doing it, people are still heated over that misconduct case.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:46, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Heated is a little bit restrained. Try par-boiled. Anyone would think I was a third-world dictator going againgst human rights. The amount of absolute spam and drama is impressive. I'm a bit pissed off with it, to be frank. No-ones getting out of it looking good. --Seventythree 00:49, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Well, at least you know it isn't entirely your fault. If Vista would have just dropped it, instead of proving what is true, things would have been fine.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:53, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- It is my fault though. If I hadn't tried to make a point about all the drama flying around then none of this drama would have happened. Ironic, huh?--Seventythree 00:56, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- It's called partial sarcasm. :P.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:58, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Yup. I know that Vista was right, but I just don't get it. Sometimes I think that quite a few people on here actualy realy enjoy creating drama just so they can get angry and slag each other off.--Seventythree 01:00, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- And you're just now learning that? *wink, wink, nudge, nudge, whisper, whisper* Akule for starters...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:03, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Yeah, what Is Akule's deal anyway? He seems to join a discussion just as it's cooling down, and try and get everyone rowing again! (oh, and my last comment? also partly sarcastic!)--Seventythree 01:05, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- And you're just now learning that? *wink, wink, nudge, nudge, whisper, whisper* Akule for starters...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:03, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Yup. I know that Vista was right, but I just don't get it. Sometimes I think that quite a few people on here actualy realy enjoy creating drama just so they can get angry and slag each other off.--Seventythree 01:00, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- It's called partial sarcasm. :P.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:58, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- It is my fault though. If I hadn't tried to make a point about all the drama flying around then none of this drama would have happened. Ironic, huh?--Seventythree 00:56, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Well, at least you know it isn't entirely your fault. If Vista would have just dropped it, instead of proving what is true, things would have been fine.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:53, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Heated is a little bit restrained. Try par-boiled. Anyone would think I was a third-world dictator going againgst human rights. The amount of absolute spam and drama is impressive. I'm a bit pissed off with it, to be frank. No-ones getting out of it looking good. --Seventythree 00:49, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- I know, I just like to point out the obvious. :D. By the way, that last comment would probably strike you as biased in the arby's case, should you get picked by some odd chance. :P.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:07, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Well It would be biased if it wasn't true. --Seventythree 01:09, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- True or not, you aren't supposed to have impartial thoughts like that when dealing with an arby's case. I wonder if Akule would accept me? Hmmmmm.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:14, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Why not, you take everything so seriously? Anyway. Akule likes drama is merely a statement of fact. Completely impartial and true.--Seventythree 01:15, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Because I don't think Akule would trust me to remain impartial, even though I agree with him on the copyrights thing. And that is a statement of opinion, he is only trying to improve the wiki, although in a way perceived by most as "annoying" (let the records know that is not my opinion, merely what others opinions seem to be).-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:18, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Well, anyway, moving swiftly on, would you vote for any of us lot to become Sysops? I aint gonna go for it for a while, if ever, but I think Nalikill was pretty keen.--Seventythree 01:20, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Because I don't think Akule would trust me to remain impartial, even though I agree with him on the copyrights thing. And that is a statement of opinion, he is only trying to improve the wiki, although in a way perceived by most as "annoying" (let the records know that is not my opinion, merely what others opinions seem to be).-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:18, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Why not, you take everything so seriously? Anyway. Akule likes drama is merely a statement of fact. Completely impartial and true.--Seventythree 01:15, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- True or not, you aren't supposed to have impartial thoughts like that when dealing with an arby's case. I wonder if Akule would accept me? Hmmmmm.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:14, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- If only to get them the three vouches they need, as they will be hard pressed to get them on their own (no offense guys). I plan on running someday, because I don't do much as it is, but I can carry out admin tasks pretty easily. If I had access to the logs on a few other wikis, I could show that I make a good janitor. :). If you ever run, and you still show good qualities, I'd vouch for ya.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:24, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- I think one of us should run at some point. You'd get my vote. The wiki needs people who are a bit laid back.--Seventythree 01:27, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Aye, that is does. And I'm greatful that at the moment you'd vouch if I ran. I think people confuse silliness and the inability to do work a little bit around here. :).-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:31, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Just as they mistake being a good sysop with coming down realy hard on everyone. That's why I like Vista, at least he can take a joke, and use his judgement.--Seventythree 01:33, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Aye, that is does. And I'm greatful that at the moment you'd vouch if I ran. I think people confuse silliness and the inability to do work a little bit around here. :).-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:31, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- I think one of us should run at some point. You'd get my vote. The wiki needs people who are a bit laid back.--Seventythree 01:27, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Well It would be biased if it wasn't true. --Seventythree 01:09, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- And your talk page is evidence that Vista can take a joke. :).-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:38, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Well, he had just spent bloody ages sorting everything out! Anyway, I must go now, I've got a fair bit to do to-morrow. Starting with, you know, actualy waking up in the morning. Always a challenge.--Seventythree 01:40, 18 September 2007 (BST)
- Good morrow kind sir. By the way, you suck. I haven't slept in two days. Grrrrr.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:58, 19 September 2007 (BST)
- Sounds like Insomnia. That's a bitch man, I had a bit of that a year or two ago. THe worst part is when it feels like the back of your face has been coated in dried coffee granules and ciggarette ash.--Seventythree 00:55, 19 September 2007 (BST)
- I think the worst part is where I can barely type and do basic math. Good night. I'm taking a few of these neat litle sleeping pills. I'll sleep even if it kills me! :D.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:58, 19 September 2007 (BST)
- My mentour/lecturer at the time reccomended a couple of joints.... Odd guy. Not quite sure how he got in a position of responsibility realy.--Seventythree 00:59, 19 September 2007 (BST)
- I think the worst part is where I can barely type and do basic math. Good night. I'm taking a few of these neat litle sleeping pills. I'll sleep even if it kills me! :D.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:58, 19 September 2007 (BST)
- Sounds like Insomnia. That's a bitch man, I had a bit of that a year or two ago. THe worst part is when it feels like the back of your face has been coated in dried coffee granules and ciggarette ash.--Seventythree 00:55, 19 September 2007 (BST)
- Good morrow kind sir. By the way, you suck. I haven't slept in two days. Grrrrr.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:58, 19 September 2007 (BST)
- Well, he had just spent bloody ages sorting everything out! Anyway, I must go now, I've got a fair bit to do to-morrow. Starting with, you know, actualy waking up in the morning. Always a challenge.--Seventythree 01:40, 18 September 2007 (BST)
Template Voting
Under Construction...Need morepixplz
Our name
What should we call oursleves? How about ASSholes? Eh? We need a short hand thing to label ourselves....-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:57, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Hmmm...I'd say ASShats, which'd tie in with the ol' tinfoil headgear. - Pavluk A! 20:18, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- How about we don't give ourselves a name. Seems a little too sane to have a name.--Seventythree 20:19, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Not really a name, more like a title! Like "you've been hit by the ASShats, now clam the fuck down" or something. We don't have to have one, but it might be easier to tell our victims who we are.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:24, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Maybe a template with a straitjacket saying If you don't calm down, we've got a place for you in the assylum--Seventythree 20:31, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Not really a name, more like a title! Like "you've been hit by the ASShats, now clam the fuck down" or something. We don't have to have one, but it might be easier to tell our victims who we are.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:24, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- How about we don't give ourselves a name. Seems a little too sane to have a name.--Seventythree 20:19, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Praise, personnal feelings
Anything you want to say about us, just put into the right section.
Wow...
I feel fucking honored to be included in this list of greatness.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:52, 15 September 2007 (BST)
My sentiments exactly. I have a request, though? A logo for the noble Assylum, please! Also, a few related templates/flagboxes would be nice. An "Assylum Supporter" one, an "Assylum Opposer" one, and an "Assylum Award" for contributing to this fine work. How about a tinfoil hat as the image for the last one? -- Pavluk A! 10:01, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Shore ting homie, it'll take me a few days to do anything though, I'm quite busy. Now...what images do we want?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 15:20, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Sniff.... This is a great day for us all. I truly feel that we have accomplished something here. --Seventythree 15:39, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Indeed. How about putting the start of the Assylum on Current Events? :-)
On the subject of images, there's a good picture of a tinfoil hat on wikipedia. - Pavluk A! 15:49, 15 September 2007 (BST)- Yes!-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 17:35, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- I say we use the assylum as a force for good. We should make it our duty to conduct random acts of bizzarity on the talkpages of people who take themselves too seriously, create all that damn drama on arbitration pages and generaly need to chill out a bit. Good plan?--Seventythree 18:54, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Kind of what I already do. But yes, ASS to the rescue with comedic relief!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:57, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Can you imagine someone like Akule logging on his page to find 20 lines of us lot saying something bloody bizzare like WHERE ARE THE SNOWDENS OF YESTERYEAR! for no reason!--Seventythree 18:59, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Kind of what I already do. But yes, ASS to the rescue with comedic relief!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:57, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- I say we use the assylum as a force for good. We should make it our duty to conduct random acts of bizzarity on the talkpages of people who take themselves too seriously, create all that damn drama on arbitration pages and generaly need to chill out a bit. Good plan?--Seventythree 18:54, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Yes!-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 17:35, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- Indeed. How about putting the start of the Assylum on Current Events? :-)
- Sniff.... This is a great day for us all. I truly feel that we have accomplished something here. --Seventythree 15:39, 15 September 2007 (BST)
/orgasm.-- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:45, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Freundliche Wörter von einem intelligenten Mann…
- I would reply... but I don't know where to begin. You've created a temple. And a priesthood, and a college of cardinals and a slew of bishops in this religion of insanity. You've ordained those that help you spread the word of pure randomness and stupidity with a cloak of their own mind-rot. This is a monument, a celebration of just the pure kind of insanity that a human being can create. This page singlehandedly disproves Darwinian evolution- no species would have survived under that system that could've spawned anyone who contributed to this page. I look at my monitor. The vertical columns of text, the insanely repeated templates, the vortex of stupid... it calls my gaze towards it and it repulses it. It is a living being, the abyss of all sanity, all knowledge, Cthulu, if you will, has been born in the form of a wiki page. One may gaze into its gaping maw, and even as it devours your soul, you marvel at the beauty, at the raw stupidity of it. The gleam off the rough edges of the insanity, the sandpaper feel of the stupidity, the putrid waft of the collective thought, the acrid feeling on your tongue of shame as you help fuel the fires, and hearing your own scream as you become the monster you sought to slay.
- Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
- Yea, even as the gates of hell said-
- Through me you pass into the city of woe:
- Through me you pass into eternal pain:
- Through me among the people lost for aye.
- Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
- To rear me was the task of power divine,
- Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
- Before me things were not, save things
- Eternal, and eternally I endure.
- I cannot fathom this, or you, or, even, myself for posting here.
- [/fakedrama,overhyped diction.]Nalikill 17:52, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Well, Nalikill, you know how the saying goes, sometimes the only sane option is insanity.--Seventythree 18:15, 15 September 2007 (BST)
- *Wipes away a tear* Beautiful. You should join us sometime, it's quite fun. I bet I make it to the vandal page before the rest of you. :).-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:16, 15 September 2007 (BST)
Disapproval
If you hate us and what we do, put it here.
Keep your assclownery to the Asylum in future The preceding signed comment was added by boxy (talk • contribs) at 07:05 16 September 2007 (BST)
Aren't an [insert our name thingy here]? Talk here
Unless it's praise, or other things related to praise. If thats the case, you went to far down, numbnuts.
This page is the cesspit of the Wiki. That is all. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:12, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Thank you. Nalikill 02:13, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- He hasn't been reading. This page is the assylum of the wiki. Silly man.--Seventythree 02:13, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- He probably should have put that in the disapproval section. It sounds like it to me. And 73, I'm picking out an image as we speak.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:20, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I wana picture of me standing triumphant againgst a red background, clutching a rifle and banner reading "not guiliy!'" That or a picture of a squid. Not too fussed.--Seventythree 02:21, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- He. Notice anything different about the Assylum? :) Template:Assylum Nalikill 02:22, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- What strangeness is this?--Seventythree 02:29, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Here, I'll show you: {{Subst:Asslyum}}. Instant 205 Kilobites of spam. Nalikill 02:33, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Well, that's just a little bit genius! Like a spamgun, or something....--Seventythree 02:35, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Jaysus man, are you crazy? A Weapon of that power is...just unfair! For everyone else at least! :D.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:37, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- We are the logical conclusion of the insanity of the wiki. Sometimes the only response to such insanity is insanity. We will respect Nalikill's weopon. Just try not to use it guys....--Seventythree 02:39, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Jaysus man, are you crazy? A Weapon of that power is...just unfair! For everyone else at least! :D.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:37, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Well, that's just a little bit genius! Like a spamgun, or something....--Seventythree 02:35, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Here, I'll show you: {{Subst:Asslyum}}. Instant 205 Kilobites of spam. Nalikill 02:33, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- What strangeness is this?--Seventythree 02:29, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- He probably should have put that in the disapproval section. It sounds like it to me. And 73, I'm picking out an image as we speak.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:20, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- He hasn't been reading. This page is the assylum of the wiki. Silly man.--Seventythree 02:13, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Couple of proposals:
1. Standard reply to dissaproval of our actions:
"Welcome to the cause, brother! Denial is the first step to realizing you're already in the assylum. Welcome to the fold!"
2. Civility policy:
Don't get angry at someone for insulting you. Twist their insult so it hurts them- Talk:Assylum/Templates/Martyr1 is a good example for this.
3. Promote the causes of Sanity by Insanity, and Chicken liberation. Nalikill 02:56, 16 September 2007 (BST)
IDEA! Create a page like "Assylum/Random Room", for the things too wild and crazy for us to even do in the Assylum- like wikipage breaking things. Nalikill 05:27, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- No, and I will not let that be done. Think of what would happen if we posted things like that, then a potential vandal comes around and sees all these neat wiki break techniques. We'd be held responsible. And I believe it's happened before, with Gold Blade if I'm not mistaken...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 16:17, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I say we use our powers for good, by ridiculing people who seek out drama on the wiki. I love Nalikills method of talking to arsy people, myself, I prefer to awnser drama making Q's with randon, nonsensical questions, like "Why is poland?" Or "Where Green?" Or "How is spoon?"--Seventythree 17:53, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Or with a picture of spiderman saying "how do I shot web?", or the classic mudkipz one.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:25, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- We should create a "drama Ward" for especialy enthusiastic drama. Copy said dumb drama into the ward then leave a message on the drama creators talkpages, explaining this.--Seventythree 19:41, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- Or with a picture of spiderman saying "how do I shot web?", or the classic mudkipz one.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:25, 16 September 2007 (BST)
- I say we use our powers for good, by ridiculing people who seek out drama on the wiki. I love Nalikills method of talking to arsy people, myself, I prefer to awnser drama making Q's with randon, nonsensical questions, like "Why is poland?" Or "Where Green?" Or "How is spoon?"--Seventythree 17:53, 16 September 2007 (BST)
Archiving
Yes, I think we need to archive a good chunk of the main page. Doing it will also get our sigs to work again too. Yay or Nay for archiving?
- Mmmm......I dunno. Okay, I guess. Nalikill TALK E! W! M! USAI 21:24, 20 September 2007 (BST)
Coup d'Etat
This isn't over. Those nodding dog factories have been mismanaged by my nephews and cousins since I seized power from the last guy. They are ours to run into the ground, and we will get them back. Courage, patriots. We shall prevail over the foreign puppets! Uncle Timmy - gather the troops! Pavluk Jr - prepare my armoured Lamborghini for immediate departure. TO ARMS! --General Pavluk 00:04, 22 September 2007 (BST)
What you failed to take into account, Pavluk, is that Generalissimo Seventythree's contacts in ex soviet countries have secured him a small force of hardcore ex-KGB henchmen addicted to collecting as many nodding head dog dolls as possible. Forward, comrades!--Seventythree 00:07, 22 September 2007 (BST)
- Maybe this should be copied to the Assylum.... Nalikill TALK E! W! M! USAI 19:05, 23 September 2007 (BST)
I'm gonna kick your butt! [beats Assylum to a pulp] —Flatts 16:15, 29 September 2007 (BST)
- Hey, nice job beating this building's sister, Ass Ylum. We're Assylum. Nice to beat you *Slams him through a wall* Nalikill TALK E! W! M! USAI 16:16, 29 September 2007 (BST)
...
I demand the Cornhole drama be placed on this page. The spam is great for the lulz. And that's what this page is for. Spam of the lulz variety. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:28, 24 August 2010 (BST)
