Talk:Assault on Stupid Survivors/archive/Old Requests

Axe Hack

I'd like my character Axe Hack to go back to his old gangster business by joining ASS. I was planning this for some time and now I think I can turn to PKing. I do not have the Ankle Grab skill yet, but with the 117 XP I have saved, I will get it when I get killed. My Email is dw4_empires@yahoo.com. --Axe Hack 01:51, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Email sent. --Xoid 06:46, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

The Omega Man

The Omega Man is a dedicated PKer who formerly rolled with the Living Gray branch of the zombie group The Gray. The Gray have been relatively inactive for quite some time, and freelancing just isn't what it used to be. The Omega Man is willing to perform any tasks the leadership desires in order to rid Malton of stupidity. My e-mail is ilovecactus26@yahoo.com and my profile is right here. Ilovecactus26 15:38, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Email sent. Sorry for the delay. >_> --Xoid 06:46, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Erin Fields

I used to be just an ordinary survivor, killing zombies and helping people. That got boring. So I threw my conscience (well, most of it) out the window and started PKing. It's far more amusing. My e-mail address is misaoshiru@aim.com and my in-game profile is here. This is actually an alt...my main character is a minor bounty hunter, but I promise that if allowed to join I will keep both accounts entirely seperate. (I would never kill a member of ASS, anyway. Not out of fear of retribution, but out of respect for the kickass things you do.) Erin fields 02:14, 25 October 2006 (BST)

Email sent. Sorry for the delay. >_> --Xoid 06:46, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Squidward

I'd like to be an ASS. Err, Ass member. My "Squidward" character is now with those MFD people, but you know, it's just not any fun. I'd prefer to rid Malton of morons. -- Squidward 23:42, 26 September 2006 (BST) Oh, yeah. krazeekaukazian@aol.com. -- Squidward 23:48, 26 September 2006 (BST)

eMail sent. –Xoid ^S•T•FU!

Headless Gunner

I'd like to check you guys out. A lot of people over at PKA have been bringing your name up and I wanted to see what you're all about. -- http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=335089 knighttof6@hotmail.com Headless gunner 18:09, 30 September 2006 (BST)

eMail sent. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 19:55, 30 September 2006 (BST)

Riely Daniel

Hello I have been playing UD for a little while now and have heard nothing but good things about ASS and by good I mean the quaking fear of idotic survivors. So I thought to myself, I hate stupid people and enjoy making their lives difficult ASS sounds like the place for me so here I am. My email is no_name01447@yahoo.com and this my profile[1]. Just so you guys would know I was in the process of joing the MFD for awhile but have since gave them up, due to their excessive niceness. --Riely Daniel 19:40, 13 August 2006 (BST)

Anyone have any objections? What say Xoid?--Gage • ASS 02:38, 15 August 2006 (BST)

Seems to be a good candidate. I'll send him a form, he'll fill it out in triplicate... an email. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 05:54, 15 August 2006 (BST)

Thanks guys I just finished signing up for the forum--Riely Daniel 06:26, 15 August 2006 (BST)

Stubi

Howdy my names Stubi, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=130982. and i feel like ASS is the right group for me to join and be apart of, i agree with your policies and im fed up of people getting in the way and causing me problems when i had nothing to with it. Im fed up of RedZeko members as well as a few other groups that go around causing hassle, My email is Stubi@hotmail.co.uk and im more than willing to join up and help out. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Stubi (talk • contribs) .

You are a member of the MFD? They are always trying to kill us. Would you be put off by having to give that up?--Gage 02:46, 20 July 2006 (BST)

If you keep your characters separate, there shouldn't be a problem. Be aware that the DEM doesn't take kindly to PKers, and few of their members will look on you with anything but thinly veiled loathing. You may even get thrown out. Over a fucking joke. Like I was. Cunts. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 04:49, 20 July 2006 (BST)

I Did apply for MFD but i gave up on it, too losely kept together. I have no worry about giving it up. I'm currently in Yagoton im just collecting some weapons and then ill be ready to move out.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Stubi (talk • contribs) .

Sign your comments! Bob, what do you think?--Gage 20:25, 21 July 2006 (BST)

Um, not a Bob, but apart from lacking knowledge on how essential signing is, (which he has since been informed of), I don't see any problems with letting him prove himself. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 02:20, 22 July 2006 (BST)

I second that, based on his apparent writing ability. --Gage 02:23, 22 July 2006 (BST)

Few minor typos and grammatical errors, but as long as he shapes up, I don't see too many problems. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Xoid (talk • contribs) .

Stubi: if you would please review our new recruitment page to make sure that we're the group for you, that would be great. If you're still satisfied, please send us an email at tehasskickars@yahoo.com. Thanks. –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 07:26, 22 July 2006 (BST)

Forgot to sign. Regardless, the last | on the unsigned template is necessary until MediaWiki gets updated. Also: the current stable version is now 1.7.x. Yay for progress. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 07:29, 22 July 2006 (BST)

Mazdiumdi

Hey i am mazdiumdi1 - http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=451383. im intrested in joining ASS as i havce enjoyed killing the dumbasses who decided to sleep outside with the zeds. I am currently in Ciager mall and am frankly Pi**ing of the CMS-meta bounty hunters and so forth, so iam a wanted man now. My email address is give_blood_soteks_coming@hotmail.com. At the moment i am a relativly high level with many a loaded shotguns ready to go. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mazdiumdi (talk • contribs) .

Naniki

My name is Paradox319- http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=512575. I am new to the game and all I hear about is A.S.S. I am wanting to join if you would allow me to. I like the work that this group does and I would like to be a part of it. I am on a low level but I would help as much as I can. My email address is Paradox_319@yahoo.com. Please email me with whatever you decide to do. Thanks. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Naniki (talk • contribs) .

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you part of the Tactical Strike Force? –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 08:18, 25 June 2006 (BST)

No correction needed. My main guy Naniki is but Im got tired of wasting zeds with him and I created a new character and I am hoping to join the ranks of ASS. But will the fact that one of my characters is part of TSF sway your decision on my other character? --Naniki 02:45, 2 July 2006 (BST)

As long as you keep them totally separate and don't share information between them, it won't affect our decision. I'll get back to you as soon as I get a chance to talk to Jimbo Bob, anyway. –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 08:27, 25 June 2006 (BST)

I have no intention of sharing info...I will keep Paradox and Naniki separate. Thanks for atleast considering me since my other character is part of the TSF. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Naniki (talk • contribs) at 02:31, 25 June 2006 (CST).

Considering A Facist's move, can we trust any of them? –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 18:18, 29 June 2006 (BST)

I will understand if I am turned down to be a member because of A Facist's/ Dirty Bubbles move. But unlike him you can ask anyone in TSF and they will all tell you that I can be trusted. We have been planning on kicking Bubbles out for a while, in fact it was just put up on a vote. One of our leaders banned his account on the TSF forum till August 3 because of his actions. I know me saying this won't make any of you feel that I am trustworthy but I am. I will await your decision. Sorry about the problems that have happened. Naniki/Paradox319 13:33, 29 June 2006 (CST)

I've always felt that there had to be at least one person not worthy of ASSaulting getting caught up in the crossfire. You've been level-headed throughout this. I'm leery, yes, but… I'll give you my support. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 06:10, 30 June 2006 (BST)

Hi, I'm Cyber D from TSF I don't know what happened between ASS and A Fascist but I'm just here to confirm what Naniki/Paradox319 just said. May I also add, Naniki is one of the most loyal members in our group, you don't get much players like Naniki/Paradox319. CyberD 00:01, 30 June 2006 (BST)

Thanks for the support Xoid, I am now waiting for the final decision from the Bobs. 13:48, 30 June 2006 (CST) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Naniki (talk • contribs) .

Don't know if you've gotten it yet, but I sent you an email. Congratulations and welcome in! –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 21:56, 30 June 2006 (BST)

Yes I got the email, thanks. When I have done what is required of me I will let you know, thanks again for allowing me to be in considering what happened with A Fascist. --Naniki 02:45, 2 July 2006 (BST)

I think people can keep their characters seperate. Look at me for example. I have a Bounty Hunter and a A.S.S. member. --Technerd 20:41, 13 July 2006 (BST)