Talk:Cobra (group)

Well

This should be interesting. -.- 09:12, 10 August 2013 (BST) Nevermind, I got excited over nothing. You have like 5 members. Booooo! -.- -.- 10:51, 10 August 2013 (BST) oops
Before I forget I gotta say that originally, cobra was one of our targets in Dulston because you were there and why not? Then, I made that alliance post on your board afterwards and then you found out that we've killed you before and blahblah blah. I run a mixed group and apparently nobody seems to get that concept. That means I run three different divisions, one for pro survivors, one for PKers and one for Zombies. Ever try running a three division Urban Dead Group? Don't think so. So, you gotta understand that when I make a diplomacy request, it's not insincere. At that point I was willing to make an offering, suicide or giving my location for a offering, whatever; but, I was already banned and too busy to give a rats about cobra. Anyway, I'm still open to diplomacy, seeing how you guys don't have anything better to do than PK us randomly. -.- 11:16, 10 August 2013 (BST)

HAT

fuck that noise! it's stupid.--User:Sexualharrison18:03, 4 July 2011 (bst)

so can i remove it or not?--User:Sexualharrison13:24, 7 July 2011 (bst)

Looks like that's the consensus. Would you care to do the honours? ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 14:22, 7 July 2011 (BST)

DEED!--User:Sexualharrison14:49, 7 July 2011 (bst)

Whys you gots to copys me all the times? -- Goribus 22:50, 7 July 2011 (BST)

I don'tz copies yose all da times!!--User:Sexualharrison01:48, 8 July 2011 (bst)

That's a bugger - all I get here is "The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that." ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 05:25, 8 July 2011 (BST)

does this mean i can remove hat from all of our pages plz?--User:Sexualharrison18:17, 16 July 2011 (bst)

Joining

So I'm a bit confused...The stats page says you have 98 people, but there are two Cobras...I'm just wondering which one has the most people in it because I want to join the one with the most people. -Vakarian —The preceding unsigned comment was added by VakarianGarus (talk • contribs) 21:05, July 24, 2011.

Looking at the average level on the stats page, it's probably someone making a lot of new alts. A Lvl 9 is barely a viable PKer. As for members, we have 12 confirmed active ones. -- Spiderzed█ 07:06, 25 July 2011 (BST)

Wild guess, it's something to do with this shite. These are probably just throwaway 'zergs' that will just be hanging around on the streets for hungry zombies to pick off. If I come across any, they'll be Cuteyfied! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 16:02, 25 July 2011 (BST)

Throwaway zergs indeed -- Spiderzed█ 17:36, 25 July 2011 (BST)

PHOBIA Seal of Approval

PHOBIA recognizes the murder and mayhem this group spreads across the city of Malton and not only condones this behavior, but would like to present this:

	PHOBIA Seal of Approval
	PHOBIA approves of this group and its activities in the City of Malton

--Mr Watt 06:47, 23 August 2011 (BST)

Nice. Very nice. ***rubs hands together evilly but cutely***. ^♥♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥^♥ 10:37, 23 August 2011 (BST)

Concern about multi Cobra groups

ENVY is in the middle of a fight with Annabell's crew... and I keep bumping into Cobra's that I don't know where they belong. Its a very confusing thing since I noticed that 2 Cobra crews are figthing each other. I don't want to get in the middle of "your" business and I also want to retaliate on Annabell's crew... Dilemma ! Would be nice to have your members names listed somewhere... --Murderess 00:38, 30 August 2011 (BST)

come say hello on our forum. i'm sure we can pass that sort of info on to you.--User:Sexualharrison02:30, 30 August 2011 (bst)

Done ;)--Murderess 03:03, 31 August 2011 (BST)

Friendly...Er...Semi-Friendly Fire

Ouch that hurts. Didn't figure you guys would be the type to work with the MDK. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:31, 20 September 2011 (BST)

Look at the time stamps. Working together is different. -- Spiderzed█ 20:11, 20 September 2011 (BST)

I know, I know. Although I suspect that newbie who stabbed me a few times and dumped my body after cexie killed me is in with MDK too. I have been doing a bit of "population balancing" in the area, if you catch my drift. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:29, 20 September 2011 (BST)

Hmm.

Is he one of yours? Because the prick needs to learn to not kill fellow PKers and yes I had my group tag in my profile.

http://iamscott.net/1321832978128.html —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mazu (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Yes, that is our newest recruit. We have already told her that the Philosophe Knights are a fellow PKer group. She was mainly shooting you for your low HP, rather than for any personal beef or beef with your group. -- Spiderzed█ 23:57, 20 November 2011 (UTC)

Understood; new recruits are still in the process of learning the group's values and modus operandi. However, in order to ensure that said recruit does learn, we request both a formal apology from the guilty party and a promise that this unfortunate incident will not followed by a repeat occurrence. In addition, we suggest that your training program be expanded to cover who is and is not a valid target. His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre 

We've only recently abolished HATP after a vote about the topic. While I generally refrain from killing fellow PKers and encourage other members to do the same, it isn't really something I can enforce, as the group as a whole has already decided it has no interest into upholding that standard.
However, I will ask Squishy to provide an apology and see what I can do for you. In the meantime, if you are concerned about future incidents, you can ask to become an ally or a group that has requested not to be shot, and I can put that request up for vote. It's the best I can offer given our loose "leadership", and something I would handle favourable for such a classy group as the PKs. -- Spiderzed█ 23:32, 22 November 2011 (UTC)

I am afraid that we cannot entertain your offer of a bilateral alliance, as it is the Philosophes' stated diplomatic position that both extant groups purporting to be “Cobra” are, in fact, illegitimate claimants to the title. Is the fact of both our groups' membership in the Player Killer Alliance insufficient? His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre  00:52, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

You mean that PKA that has looked the other way when the Knights killed YOG of the Columbine Kids? Or am I mistaken, and you mean that other PKA that didn't care when RDD warred with the Browncoats? Groups that still pay any attention to HATP are in the minority these days, even inside the PKA when I look for instance at FoD.
But regardless, if an alliance is of no interest for you, I can still offer you "Not requested to be shot" as next best thing. -- Spiderzed█ 21:30, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

hee. mazu if you ever run into yog again..... you are a dead man.--User:Sexualharrison01:22, 23 November 2011 (bst)

Sorry Mazu, I will refrain from hurting your feelings in future. Pup 08:44, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

You have chosen the hard way. So be it. His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre  00:44, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

If that is how you really feel, SquishyPup, then the absence of both apology and promise is preferable to the meaningless lie. One day, perhaps, you will learn, and the remorse will be real. In the meantime, we wish Cobra well, but wish that you will one day Praise Knowledge. --DT^PK 00:55, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

Noted, have a good day kind sir, may the dark buildings keep you safe as they are all that shall keep you safe. You are not worth wasting a generator for.        04:00, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

I said sorry, what more do you want? You guys sure are hard to please! --Pup 08:10, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

I'm very sorry for all the trouble I have caused and in future I will make sure I check my kills throughly. I do not wish to cause any trouble between myself and any of the members of your group, and any hassle for Cobra. --Pup 18:25, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

Cobrababs

Uhh.. what happened to the forums? It doesn't seem to load.--Krazymouse 03:47, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm getting that too. It's cutting into valuable gloating time! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 07:06, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

Just gone back up now. Yay! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 08:12, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

TZH

So somebody else made cobra and you guys (The philosophe guys) are doing a mock revival of it? It's making a bit more sense now considering that the group page is actually pretty funny and clever. Still amazed and impressed by the dedication of some of the players in this game. However the only thing that Sexualharrison/YourOwnGuilt/Golam/RosieOdonnell/RickSantorum impresses... is his own face into my black ass. Hahaha. Door kick. Balls To The Whalls! -Duke cage 15:51, 19 February 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, Duke. Yeah, Cobra is the PK's alt group. It's sort of a pressure release valve for our wilder side since usually we're very restrained. Hope you enjoy our antics! Praise Knowle—er, Hail Cobra! --DT^PK 17:37, 19 February 2012 (UTC)

Oh just ignore him. He's probably still sore from that diss rap I dished out this morning before he died. :P ---Yuki Onna - 17:43, 19 February 2012 (UTC)

Hail Vader

EXECUTE ORDER 66

Everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen.

~ _{06:43, 7 November 2012 (UTC)}