Talk:The Malton Bounty Emo Killers

Hey, I'm ShinobiSlider, one of the founders of this group. If you have any questions or comments about The M-BEK, leave them here! --ShinobiSlider 01:05, 30 July 2006 (BST)

Would you be interested in supporting this list?

The Shop Lifter's Death List is an exciting, ever growing list of people who have been found guilty of shoplifting (an, of special interest to you, most Hot Topics are completely empty). Many, if not all of them, seem to be trenchcoaters, bounty hunters, and feral zombies. I was wondering if such a fine assortment of killers would be willing to join me in regulating and preventing further acts of theft in the fine city of Malton.Magnum Odus 19:17, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Chav

What is a chav, you say? I hereby provide sweet linkage for your edification: Chav on Wikipedia and Chav on Uncyclopedia (this last one is actually a better resource...). The subject seems to be related to the north american Wiggers. --Berglin 12:51, 7 September 2007 (BST)

I was gonna cite Urban Dictionary. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav--Secruss 21:19, 26 September 2007 (BST)

In Australia they're called lads.--Jed 12:37, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Hambargar Halparz

While we are sympathetic to (and in agreement with) many of your goals, as zambahs we must acknowledge that harmanz are meant for eating. We could ally, but before you know it we're eating your bra!nz and you're shotgunning us in the heads. There'd be a falling out in no time. However, I personally salute you for your choice of target. Happy hunting. :) --Kali Magdalene 03:04, 31 May 2007 (BST)

Join

Are you brave Enough, are you bold Enough, to take down Caiger Mall? If you are see my page. User:Reptileus

I am glad you decied to join me my brothers, but we need others to join our cause. Talk to your allies, be it PKers or Zeds. User:Reptileus

I was looking at groups, and I found a Zed group called Hambargar Halparz. They seem to fit our style, maybe we should ally with them.

Another Thing, I have decided that for this alliance of So many, we would need a powerful organization to become the main view of our attack, I ask that we should form a new organization that joins zombie and Pker groups. I don't know what to truly call it, but I was thinking of calling it the Confederacy of Malton , what do you think? User:Reptileus

Vary well my friend I will being construction on Confederacy of Malton, wiki page, meanwhile I have a task for you, We need the assistance of other Pker groups in order to show that we are a force truly to be reckoned with. I need you to confines members of The PKer Alliance to join our cause. Also we are in need of troops, I ask that you talk to both The Shining Ones, and Church of the Resurrection, with them on our side the people of Caiger Mall and even all of Malton will truly begin to fear us! User:Reptileus

My allies we must work quickly if we are to pull off our plan, it appers some who we have chosen to join us are truly fools, if our day of reckoning is to come, we must make sure nothing stands in our way! Find everyone you can, talk to every PKer group! The Confederacy of Malton will need all the help it can get! User:Reptileus

I'm all go for any hostile take over, whether it's all of Malton, or just a building. Oh, and by the way, I'm the infamous Slick SD, co-founder of the M-BEK squad. Just gimme a time and place to send my troops, and we'll be there.

My allies, I have a mission for you. My spy has just told me that my arch nemisis Lt Potter has just left the DHPD, He should be within the area still, I want you to find him and alimenat him!

The TIme for our Attack has come, we attack Caiger Mall on the 5th of November. Join us then!

We ask you to come to the North west conrer of Caiger Mall‎ to help us drop the barracades. Quickly, the time must be on the 5th of November.

VICTORY MY BORTHERS! VICTORY HAS BEEN ACHEVED!--Reptileus 15:52, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Malton Bounty Saboteurs

First things first, I hate generators. I also believe in the importance of cutting off the enemy's supply lines.

Thus, I think it would be a good idea to have a small regiment of the M-BEK, Confederacy, or whatever to the arts of pissing off the Trenchers, Harmanz, or Whoever by exploding any barracades, cell phone masts, and generators we find, thus rending the enemy of all forms of communication, defense, and electric lighting. All I need is your approval, Shinobi.

And, on a side note, my other characters JimmyDead and Jamesdean are now part of the M-BEk.

--SocialDistortion 19:53, 17 August 2006 (BST)

so you're going to have three seperate characters working for the same group? May I just ask how closely they'll be working together? Karloth vois ^RR 15:24, 28 August 2006 (BST)

I note you haven't replied about your potential zerging. Please defend yourself! Karloth vois ^RR 23:41, 4 September 2006 (BST)

It seems I wasn't paying attention. You have made a valid point. I don't play jamesdean anymore, and jimmydead is dedicated to the annoyance of Rhodenbank, so I doubt my characters will ever actualyl see each other. --SocialDistortion 17:35, 9 September 2006 (BST)

Alliance Offer

I represent AD from the Philosophe Knights, we come to offer a non-agression pact. Because you cull the population of those we consider ignorant. I have registered at your forums and I need to talk terms use our forum. Create an account and go to the Door Knocker and ask to be activated as a diplomat.

http://www.philosopheknights.org/forum/index.php

Edited by AD at 4:57 Pacfic Standard Time on October 30th 2006

Cybele's Children Says Hello!

On behalf of all of the Children, I would like to extend a hearty hello. So hello from all 1 of us! :) I hope that one day we may meet and work together... Either that, or you avoid taking me out. I'm just a simple psychiatrist trying to advance the presence of women in Malton.
It seems I have a lot of greeting to do, so I may talk to you all later. Until then, *nods her head* Torec _T 20:50, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for responding to my earlier greeting! I will gladly accept a non-aggression pact with your group (what's the point in killers killing killers?), and if you're ever planning on having some fun and would like to invite some of our girls along, feel free to ask, I'm sure you'd get at least one able hand helping. If you need to contact us, feel free to use our group page or the forum. Talk to you later! Torec _T-CC 15:13, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

The James Earl Jones Awards

	JEJ Nomination
	The Malton Bounty Emo Killers has been nominated to win the Best Zombie/Survivor Group Award.

James Earl Jones! FUCK YEAH! ShinobiSlider 06:13, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Template!!!

	Filthy Emos!!
	This user or group may or may not be affiliated with The Malton Bounty Emo Killers, but agrees damn well that emos need to die!! Fat heads...

Use it!! Love It!!

ShinobiSlider 05:55, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Porcelina apologizes

I just PKed Slick SD this morning, and I wanted to apologize. He was at really low health and I killed him before I looked at his profile. I'm so sorry, I didn't notice what group he was in! Please forgive me! I'm willing to revive him to put things to rights. --Porcelina 12:45, 15 May 2007 (BST)

- Just let me know where he can be found, and I'll revive him. --Porcelina 21:00, 17 May 2007 (BST)

Fantastic!! Another Group of Profile Snobs!

Hey guys, I just wanted to congratulate you on the fresh and innovative idea of killing people based on your whether or not you like their profile! That's never been done before! Ever!! Kudos for having the aesthetic scruples to tell other people how to RP and design their characters. Wow! I really respect that! You guys are soooooo l337!!! lol!!11!!1!!!!!!!111

Oh, you got me: yes, that was sarcasm. Well now that the cat's outta the bag, here's a little friendly advice: improve your reading comprehension skills. A member of yours by the name of Danny Hilliard attempted to PK my character Agent 13 (that's right, he wasn't even man enough to finish the job, the sorry little puke). I then proceeded to demonstrate the correct method of killing someone, or as I like to call it "The Follow Through". Now you might want to enforce a higher standard when selecting your members for two very important reasons:

1 - You claim to run an anti-trenchcoater group, yet Danny's profile has him wearing military desert camo. Oh and he's got "hollow" eyes. A little bit hypocritical if you ask me. Don't worry, I PK'ed his ass for your cause. Just for arguement's sake here's his profile:

Hollow blue eyes and a sloppy blonde high and tight. Desert MARPAT trousers and Marvin the Martian T-shirt. Two parallel lines drawn from forehead to chin with axle grease. - Danny Hilliard

Now here's mine:

A wide brimmed hat hides most of his spectacled face in shadow. His beige Armani trenchcoat is cinched at the waist with a belt that holds two revolvers. You start to ask him his name but he's already gone.

I mean, come on! He looks like Inspector Gadget and he has great taste in clothing labels. Hey Danny-Boy, just because the word "trenchcoat" appears in a profile doesn't mean that player is a "trenchcoater". But you get an "A" for effort. No wait, you couldn't even kill me properly, so you get an "S" for "Suck it". Mongoloid.

2 - It makes your group look really bad to have members demonstrating the reading comprehension level of a dirty turnip.

Now with that said, I do hope you have a chat with Danny-Boy, and you get him to bring his profile up to snuff. I mean, yeah, the definition of a "trenchcoater" is very open to interpretation and all, but I think he fits the classic profile of a trenchcoater, and that's just a conflict of interest for you and your group. Oh what the hell, why not just disband altogether? Your group is about as inspiring as a fresh cat turd. If you'd like to learn more about why you are a bunch of ignorant, elitist cockbags, follow this link:

Why You Suck

Feel free to respond with agreements and praise. I know - I am awesome. But please leave your comments right here on your talk page so I can more readily ignore them.

Oh, what's that? Your up for some kind of James Earl Jones award? I guess it's true - the UD Wiki has become a playground for self-important shitheads who have nothing better to do than play grab-ass all day. Darwin was wrong. It seems to be survival of the horde-mentality.

Well I guess that's it. Good luck with your member search! Wait! Is that the sound of prospective recruits? "Baaaaa. Baaaaaa. Baaaaaa." Yup sure is! Well I'll leave you to collect your sheep- I mean, soldiers. Yawn.

	It's Just a Game, Douche-Bag
	This User Is Sick Of The Word "Trenchcoater" and The Attitude That It Represents

--Stickman 17:35, 15 May 2007 (BST)

NORMALLY, I would respond with the usual "F*ck you, We'll do as we please", but in this case, you have a point. That WAS a pretty trencher profile on ourside, and yours reminded me more of Orville Redenbaucher, the popcorn dude, so yeah. I'll talk to Senor noobcakes, and work something out. You need a revive?

ShinobiSlider 03:30, 16 May 2007 (BST)

He's also sorry for deleting your initial comments. That was a touch childish, and Shinobi regrets it. Right?--Lachryma^☭ 06:24, 16 May 2007 (BST)

But of course! ShinobiSlider 01:46, 18 May 2007 (BST)

Being Confused Makes Me a Trenchcoater?

Hi hi! ShinobiSlider PKed me about 4 days ago according to UD, and I was wondering...why? It's not a big deal, since death in UD isn't permanent...but I'd hate to think my profile is making me look like some annoying trenchcoater. My profile reads, "A confused and still slightly-undead looking young Arab man." I just don't see the "emo" here, yanno? Junayd 22:09, 15 June 2007 (BST)

Nothin against your profile, I was just bored ;)

ShinobiSlider 03:34, 17 June 2007 (BST)

An Evil Plan

This nefarious scheme aims to imprison trenchcoaters in Fort Creedy, in order to 're-educate' them. Interested? Lots of killing involved -- Bob Fortune 14:57, 16 August 2007 (BST)

more on profile snobs

i'll skip the sarcasm and get to the point.

LastAmericanCowboy [ http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=751256 ] PK'ed my character [ http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=997705 ] yesterday, ostensibly because my character happened to be wearing a leather coat at that time. or perhaps because my character happened to be wearing glasses at the time.

or perhaps because my character was invited to join a group of young enthusiastic players with the word "force" in their group name, and accepted that invitation for a lark, thinking that it might add to my character's game play enjoyment to help out some new players, newer than my character at least.

okay, so your group has a bug up your collective ass about emos and trenchcoats. whatever. am i pissed about having to go through the trouble to get a revive, even if it means zerging? nope. it's just...c'mon. it's a character for chrissake. if there's one thing that's dampened the enjoyment of playing this game it's all the groups whose express purpose is to carry out a vendetta against some type of players, to advance an agenda. see DORIS group's wiki page for unintelligible agenda manifesto-speak.

anyway, i'm not suggesting that you change your group or anything. like you said, do whatever you want, it's a game. just making an observation. it was nice of my character meet your romantically named character LAC[K] and my character will remember to overlook your character in the future.

Aww, Don't Kill Emos =(

Why emos? what did they ever do to you? :'( /~Rakuen~\ 04:42, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

ya

DAMN YOU AND YOUR ANTI TRECHIE!!!

oh, i dont support trenchies or care, their just useless--Jakezing 01:02, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

sorta like you?----Sexualharrison

12:32, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

The SRM would like to offer an alliance

The socialist Republic of Malton hates emos as well and would like to aide you in eradicating them at any cost post your answer on our talk page [[1]]

Requesting

Hey, I love your mission. So, I'm here to offer an alliance with a small survivor group known as "The Fallen." We hate trenchcoaters and the likes.

Respond please.

--The Last Saint 23:25, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Ola, beotches.

While IC-wise, my character would be pissed that you PK, but OOC-wise, I have to say, this group is awesomesauce. Funny how they're living in a zombie apocalypse and they STILL haven't killed themselves yet! Mikhos 19:13, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

May i join

hi i want to join your group and kill the trench coaters. i would sign up to your forums but i am all ready on to many. i am a zombie who is currently building EXP to cross over to life. another 100-250 exp should do it. to reply please leave a message on my talk page --RAUNEMASTERYX 13:54, 25 April 2008 (BST)

User: Ryan Shuck

Hey I'm a trenchcoater/ emo.

Go for it!

Pitneybank

Come on Pitneybank I want you to try and kill me!

Go on, or do u only attack people by supprise?

Actually, I think we disbanded. Could someone prove me wrong so i could run Back To Richmond Hills?--H The Person 01:28, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Yeah, Shinobi is nowhere to be found and all the members either left to join the Spartans or just plain left. Or went inactive. But if you really really want, I'm sure someone will come for you eventually Mr Ryan Shuck ^^. - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk00:25, 16 June 2008 (BST)

Oh! Oh! I want to!--Nny The Person 02:30, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Yay! *claps hands happily* Meet you in Pitneybank then! :D - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 04:00, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Just like to say hi to H dog II the former M-BEK member. This is Roy and I see you alot in havercroft on my alt Marcus Banes.--Doctor Oberman 06:22, 18 June 2008 (BST)

I'm here, and its on. =D ShinobiSlider 21:22, 1 July 2008 (BST)

Ahh the leader. Will you take my invite to attack me? You name the venue? Any suburb and we'll see who finds the other first. Here is my rapsheet http://www.ud-malton.info/rg/i/1209618, hopefully I will soon be able to add you to it. I do have another 3 PKs to report, but haven't got round to it yet. I'm sure if I agrred with your principales you would be honoured if I were to join you. Sorry for the spelling mistakes it's late and I'm tired. Ryan Shuck 22:22, 10 July 2008 (GST)

Yes, get the emocoater. --Arcology 22:26, 10 July 2008 (BST)

Invitation

Anarchy International would like to cordially invite The Malton Bounty Emo Killers and Friends to this year's annual Punk Fest. We will be kicking off festivities in Ackland Mall on the 18th (of July nonetheless) and will be sure to have lots of music, drugs, sex and of course blood (as advertised). Although I doubt any emo kids will be in attendance you have full permission to bash around any billy joe armstrong lookalikes should they make an appearance.

Yours faithfully,

--HighlandZHunter 14:32, 3 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Only one response is necessary to preserve your link on all suburb pages. Thanks! --Pede n t i c 03:56, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Yes. lol --ShinobiSlider^|MBEK| 06:54, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Still Active in Richmond Hills?

Hey, MBEK'ers. Spotted a notice over on Brainstock that you were active again, and then ran into Shinobi the other day in southern Rich Hills. Just wanted to check in with you and get some official word, as I've been trying to keep the Wiki page semi up to date...you folks still active in Richmond Hills? --Griff 19:15, 16 August 2008 (BST)

Alright, then. I'll make sure to leave you on. Thanks for the reply! --Griff 15:54, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Heh...

Heh... any chance a survivor can join this thing? Trenchcoaters must die. Swenswen 02:09, 22 September 2008 (BST)

The Great Radio Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Radio pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it's frequency will be removed from Radio pages in 14 days.

This may seem like a random request, but it's for all groups regardless of size. Thanks!

-- Linkthewindow Talk 02:43, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been received as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups frequency has been removed from radio listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

_■^■ 21:49, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

I know this may seem like a random request, but it's for all groups regardless of size. Thanks! -- Linkthewindow Talk 23:58, 13 February 2009 (UTC)