User:DangerReport/Nichols Mall

(mic) (update) Nichols Mall Two corners are ransacked with light zombie presence outside the mall. No signs of survivors. == You have reached the User Page of Jeffminator of the Malton City Zookeepers== Friend Of The Zoo The Thinking Monkey brings luck to friends of the Malton City Zoo! I'm Smarter This user is smarter than you. R.I.P. Steve Irwin 22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006 No Nuclear Weapons for Zombies This user or group believes that zombies are powerful enough already, thanks Planned Revivification This user or group supports organized revivification. Nifty This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty. I'm Ron Burgundy? This user isn't sure if he claims to be Ron Burgundy. Too Many Templates This user puts way too many templates on their page. What the Zoo is goin' on here?? Jeffminator first arrived in Malton in 04-APR-2006 as a member of the military. He was a recruit who stupidly signed up because he heard you could buy cool clothes at the military commissary for cheap. No one told Jeffminator at the time that he could've gotten the same benefits the easy way by just marrying a military woman. Oh Well. Jeffminator was quickly recruited to assist the government and military with the quarantine of Malton. One day while watching a zombie dressed in tatters shamble about, Jeffminator had an epiphany: "How sad that the undead have to wear such dirty rags...Zombies might be less aggressive if they only had access to more clean & stylish clothes!" He decided he could do more good on the inside than from the out. He grabbed his firearm, gear and several copies of GQ magazine and rappelled down from the city's containment wall into the desolate streets of Malton...determined to bring fashion to the fashion-less. One day while on style patrol at one of the malls, Jeffminator came across a lion with a tape recorder taped to its back. The message was a recruiting tape asking citizens to support the city's only zoo and to join the The Malton Zookeepers. The rest is self-explanatory. The Malton Zookeepers are dedicated to keeping the Malton City Zoo safe and looking after all of Malton's animal citizens. In the process we try not take Urban Dead too seriously. 13:03, 30 May 2009 (EDT)

Mall Danger Levels

Mall Danger Levels
	safe	The mall is barricaded with few to no zombies outside the structure.
	under attack	The mall is barricaded with significant zombies outside the structure.
	under siege	The mall is barricaded with a large number of zombies outside the structure.
	ransacked	Any one mall corner is ransacked or ruined.
	ruined	Two to four mall corners are ransacked or ruined, and few zombies inside the mall.
	in zombie hands	All mall corners are ruined; or zombies inside the mall outnumber survivors.
	rebuilding	Survivors have recently recaptured the mall, but zombies still pose a threat.
	pinata	The mall is above very strongly barricaded in all corners and ruined in all corners.
	unknown	The mall's status is currently unknown.