User:Spiderzed

Because most people seem to visit my userpage to see my alts, I put them on top:

Angelina Argonez: Mild-mannered maid by day, feral by night (Dual Nature / Friend of MCM)
K.A. Morgenthau (Mossad)
Sally: Hail Cobra! (Cobra)
SiuJin: Let's lynch the landlord. (South West Anarchists)
Totes: Mischievous death-cultist and all-purpose smart aleck (Feral Undead)

If you want to contact them, you can call me on my satellite phone: 898-7475. Note that this phone is shared by all alts, so please tell me who you want to talk to.

Also, stuff I've done on the wiki:

Policy: Better Protection for User talk: Kevan. Mangle by community, with the final nail by Kevan.
Policy: Update Promotion Procedure. Had a 2/3 majority, but less than 20 votes :/ Will resubmit now that the 20 votes rule has fallen.
Guide: Cobra/Guide - featured again! :D Figure I should write moar guides and less suggestions.
Group page: Cobra and related recruitment ad have been massively overhauled by me.
Suggestion: Lower HP by 20 - rejected by those player-hating buzzkills :/
Guide: Feral Death-Cultist Guide - featured! :D

Stuff for me

Group Manhunt planning: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/MH
Vampire WalMart Greeter (4): User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Lei

Old stuff that's relevant every odd month

Get finally a darn custom sig running: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig

Old stuff that's long done

SWA don't give it to ya: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/SWA
Overhaul Cobra ad: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/CobraRec
as below, alternate design: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/CobraNewDOS
Revamp Cobra page: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/CobraNew
Cobra PKer Guide: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/CobraPKGuide
BCH recruitment ad: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/BCHRecruit
(S) Halve all hitpoints User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/HAHP [1]
Overhaul MCM Recruitment ad: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/MCMRecruit
Death-Culting Guide: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/DCGuide
Template for those on the NSU's death list: Template:NSUdeathlist
Some preserved hilarity: User:Spiderzed/Pistol Ninja
The ultimate list of cool kids in UD: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/List_of_cool_People
Update Fort description for Whittensdie burb page: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Whittensdie
Closing statement about the 2nd Battle of Krinks: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/HaN-Statement

Fun facts

~~Sir Tintin of Tulips~~ Corny is a moron who's even incapable of enforcing his very own standards within his very own group. Don't believe it? Look, he even allowed me to say so on my user page
Speaking of Corny, on these internetz there's a vid of him doing his day job in the burger joint

	Nazi Hunter
	Morgenthau has killed 5 nazis.

	Nazi Hunter
	Sally has killed 8 nazis.

	Nazi Hunter
	Totes has killed 2 nazis.

	Are you threatening me!?
	Sally is # 6 on the N S U Death List.

	Are you threatening me!?
	Kool Aid Man is # 37 on the N S U Death List.

Template spam!

	MMX Malton Murder Award Winner
	The contributions of this user or group to the PKing industry earned them an award at the Malton Murder Awards MMX.

	Feral Undead
	This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool.

	Cobra
	Spiderzed is a member of Cobra. Hail!

	South West Anarchists
	SiuJin riots with the SWA.

	Malton College of Medicine
	This user was a prestigious guest lecturer at Malton College of Medicine.

	Zerg Hunters Unlimited
	Spiderzed supports the Zerg Hunters Unlimited in their fair and quick extermination of multi-character abusers!

	Roleplaying Notice
	Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.