User:Rosslessness/Random Rambling/Fort 404
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Fort 404
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Fort Perryn ruined, small numbers of zombies dwindling. --RahrahCome join the #party!11:38, 21 July 2009 (BST)
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Day 1
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Fort Perryn For the Day Fort Feral becomes Fort 404. Buildings all repaired and powered. Gatehouse is VSB, come join the fun. Long range forecasts suggest massive increases in gouging, maiming and overlly trenchy putdowns. You have been warned. |
Day 2
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Fort Perryn Day two of the Fort 404 fun. Buildings all repaired and powered. Gatehouse is VSB, Trenchies are beggining to return. Zombie numbers outide now above 20. On a side note survivors have discovered a ten piece puzzle and completed it. Another stunning victory over the zombies! |
Day 3
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Fort Perryn Day three of the Fort 404 fun. Buildings all repaired and powered. Gatehouse is VSB, Trenchies are beggining to return. Zombie numbers outside now above 25. A large supply of honey has been discovered in the storehouse, but no spoons. Expect a lot of stickiness. |
Day 4
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Fort Perryn Day four of the Fort 404 fun. Buildings all repaired and powered. Gatehouse is VSB, Trenchies are beggining to return. Zombie numbers outside now above 25. Curiously no one has said BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!! yet. |
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Fort Perryn Day four (and a half) of the Fort 404 fun. Buildings all repaired and mostly powered. Of the 30 odd survivors in the gatehouse over half are members of 404, with no other group managing more than a single member. In fact joint second in terms of survivor numbers is the Feral Undead. Where are all these groups listed as being active in the fort? Surely those katanas are clean enough? Stop polishing them and get to work! |
Day 5
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Fort Perryn Day Five of the Fort 404 fun. Buildings all repaired and mostly powered. Of the 30 odd survivors in the gatehouse half are members of 404, But other groups are joining the fun.
Nude twister enters it's second day. So far no innappropriate touching has been reported. Which is sad. 36 standing zombies outside. |
Day 6
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Fort Perryn Day Six of the Fort 404 / Fort Feral fun. Buildings all repaired and mostly powered. However in a curious turn of events it appears that crazy zombies driven insane by the taste of cheerio's are gaining headway. 12 of them are currently standing in the gathouse, groaning about ta-ta's. |
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Fort Perryn Day Six of the Fort 404 / Fort Feral fun. Gatehouse is ruined with 17 zeds inside, and the armoury is wide open with 7 survivors and 3 zeds inside. All other building are still barricade... for now --Monstroso 17:37, 5 August 2009 (BST)
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Day 7
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Fort Perryn The final day of Fort 404 week! Rather unsuprisingly the Feral Undead have their fort back.
You can have your fort back now. But why would you want it? |
Naked Twister Party '09
These are the demands made by each side during the Summer, 2009 attack on Fort 404/Fort Feral
Feral Undead Demands
- 1. Relinquish your copy of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets". We lent it to you like...4 months ago, and we want it back.
- 2. Let us spin the spinner in your game of Naked Twister.
- 3. Send out a harman sacrafaahs. Some of our newbies are hungry.
- 4. Share with us your supply of honey nut cheereos. WE KNOW YOU HAVE THEM IN THERE!!1
- 5. Take a n00d picture of Colonel Bustass and slip it under the gatehouse. Then take Bustass and slip HER under the gatehouse so we can feel her magnificent ta-tas.
- 6. Stop reading Twilight. It's a horrible series and it burns our zarmbah eyes
Response to Demands by 404: Barhah Not Found
- 1. We're really sorry but we lost it one of those times we were dragged out of a building and it got ransacked.
- 2. You're welcome to spin our (naked twister) dial any time ;)
- 3. Done - UweEbola couldn't bring himself to defend a fort and has sacrificed himself outside the gatehouse.
- 4. We don't have honey nut cheerios, but we do have honey. *wink wink* We buy it in bulk.
- 5. I saw her (Colonel Bustass) in the gatehouse for like, 1 second, but we'll do our best (to find her).
- 6. *Googles "Twilight"* MY EYES!
List of humorous/inspirational/historical quotes by survivors
- It's ours, do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKIN' DICKS?--Colonel Bustass, July 31 2009, after the retaking of Fort Perryn. This quote sparked a battle between the Feral Undead and 404:Barhah Not Found
- Somebody has spraypainted: 404 trenchcoat sale, buy one get one free if VSB! onto a wall.--Unknown defender of Fort Perryn during Naked Twister Party 2009
List of humorous/inspirational/historical quotes by zombies
- Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a new goal here. I'm not a leader and I don't claim to be, but I think it'll be great fun to do this! Get combat revived. If you don't have freerunning, buy it. Bustass usually hangs out around the armoury, sooooo...get inside the fort, give Colonel Bustass a lulzy speech (preferably declaring war on her group), and then kill her. Brownie points if you touch her ta-tas. WAIT! THERE'S ANOTHER STEP! Once you kill her, SCREENSHOT IT and post it in this thread.--Unnamed zombie attacker, Naked Twister 2009
- Looks like you finally got to touch her ta-tas. And if not, just say you did. What's she gonna do, cry?--Aaargh, a new member of the Feral Undead, on Colonel Bustass.
