Upper Left Corner/Royal Appointments
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While there is no actual leadship for this group, there is a King and Queen, and their appointed ministers. How do you become a minister, you ask? It's simple, post your name/link here with a title, and if it stays here for a while, it has been accepted by the royalty! We only had one king at a time. His name was Keane, and he was bathed in champagne and root beer almost as often as Grooter PKed us. With his retirement the first age of the ULC has passed and the second age has begun with the crowning of a new King and also a Queen. Well we best get on with the list, stand up straight and look sharp, royalty has come to town. The King & QueenDoc Python - King of all ULCs. Also holds the title of Minister of punching or stepping on throats...ouch indeed. S Aline - Queen of all ULCs, and also the reigning Miss Malton beauty queen 10 years and running. Former KingKeane - Former King of the ULC, stepped down to make way for a new king and queen to be appointed. In the memory and honour of his greatness, King Keane I, a pilgrimage was decided upon. There are 5 holy locations scattered across Malton to visit and you can see these just on the left. No, the left, over there! UPDATE!! His Majesty has been seen sneaking around the city, mooning passersby, human and zombie alike! HE'S BAAAAACK!!! Royal Subjects Of The Current MonarchyLord Tin Tin - Official ManPillow and Mistress of Queen Sarah (S Aline). He is also King Python's replacement, Minister of Ministry of Ministers, and Grand Duke of Wales. Chris Masanori - The Minister of Whaling Jelly Otter - Official Otter, Minister Of Potatoes JC Cage - Marketer Of Zombie Giraffes (By Appointment To The Baron Of Ketchelbank) and Official Bonfire Doctor Preston - Designated Driver Queep - Prime Minister of Pants and King of Writhing Leslie Brant - Minister of Quacking Trenchcoat - the official Upper Left Corner trench-coat and a Knight of the Upper Left Corner el pils - Official Unoffical Keeper of the Wiki Tad Allagash - Cat-pianist Laureate Newton Pippin - Keeper of the Royal Cock - Rampant Cock Stroker & All Round Deviant. Breanna Turner - The Figment of our Collective Imaginations the ultimate 420 - The Royal 'Contact' Velleity - The Staff Chick, +1 to Magic (usually because Vell is the one who heals us when we get attacked) Zed Sed Roar - The Royal Zombie Translator Zane Brandon - Royally Appointed Ambassador From The Preston Arms Royal Petsa white dog and a black dog - the two dogs of the Upper Left Corner (they are running around Malton) Some stray dog - sort of an unofficial pet of the ULC. He is a stray after all. The Keane Golem A giant, living Bronze Statue at the image of Keane. Last seen in Fifoot Park, just beside the Keane Boulevard. Royal Subjects of Years PastThese subjects will forever remain loyal to the Last Monarchy of Malton, but have gone on to perform other royal duties (most of which involve booze and/or not playing UrbanDead in a long fricking time): Lord Byron II - THE lord and poet. Kills zombies with bad poetry. Ada II - Byron's daughter, married to Charles 'Yum, Brainz!' Babbage. Arcibi01 - That, er, One Guy with the, um, the Thing M0T - Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl Onok The Unpalatable - Royal Taster of Slurpees and Corndogs burne - royal keeper of the rubber duckys Sir Moe- Resident Meatsmith, Seal Clubber. Not afraid of God Delsanto- Oracle of the Plastic Trees Shrine. Darien Black - Minister of bitching at fellow survivors, and perfectly timed logins. Oh, and "The PK King", apparently. Urthstripe - Lord High Ruler of All Things Cheese Stubbs87 - Stg Major Colonel of Plungers Aisle 9 and Zombie Gut Poker Purafilk - High Mage of Confectionaries and the Public Restrooms on the 3rd Floor Farmer Bob - The Official Hamster of the Upper Left Corner. csion - Honorable Vice Chancellor of cut lunches. David Suzuki - Honourable Protector the Giant Silly Putty Ball and Real Tree Advocate Tyler Whitney0 - Knight Commander of the Upper Left Corner and of Running in Wide Circles in Sub-Zero Weather while Intoxicated. Rolf the Dead - High Lord Flatulator and Keeper of the Winds Derek Schmidt - Minister of one small rodent he found yesterday Temp1 - Official Canadian Ambassador and Royal Skip for the Royal ULC curling team. Brain Thopson Duke of Paranoid ranting. Senshi - Minister Of Whispy Goatees Grand Wazoo - Wazoo of Grandeur Shwantz- High Priest of the Coke Machine Next to the Food Court and Legal Counsel for said Food Court Titch- Arch Duke of people who turn up for no apparently good reason. Moonlights as a Oracle for the god of things that get stuck in draws. Zapeta- Minister of Awesome-ness Howlin' Mad Mike- Arch Duke of Chick-fil-A and keeper of the Bryan Adams CDs. Gulliver J Chumley Minister of Science, inventor of the Zombo-Electric Dynamo (ZED) Generator. Gulliver Natick - Viceroy of Crowbars Zombie Spy Version 3 Minister of highly silly names comfortaddict Minister of Sofas SmartingFord Patron Saint of Quality Footwear Broken Fixer : PLEBeian Praetor Sui Generatoris, jurisprudence conductor, current magistrate, electric elector, and arbiter of Slurpee justice. The Nabob Whore Hopper - Frequenter of Houses of Ill Repute Gingerfury - patron saint of getting stupidly killed, stupidly JoeChip - Headmember of the Cabinet Noir The Redeemer - Minister of Waffle-Related Morale Ragnar - Semi-Holy-Ruler of awesome moustaches McClaud - Kommandr aff der Battle Jagers Jimmy Grimm - Oracle of the Soda Can Gargamel Smurfbash - Grand Vizier of Boomstickery Valcione - Pusher of The Button Madman12 - Insane Lawyer of His Majesty Deadkitty - Mistress of Twinkies and Newspapers Rosie Mosie - Upper Left Coroner and Acting Interim Mortician Jack Cortez - Lord-God of The Skatman Edward Greaves - Groper of cousins (^_^ --TMH swedish) Maynard Lebowski - Minister of Band, Local NAMBLA representative. Demissus - Minister of Ministry The Great Bugsickle - Possessor of Chuck Norris's shoes (Don't tell him I've got them) Holt Kendrick - Minister of tequila and quoter of obscene and pointless Bible passages Hat Field - High Priest of the Noodly Appendage, and Chief Fiddler of Folkey Shindigs. Carrion Mobmeat- Apologist of Banderas. Olympus - Minister For Drunken Pirateyness and Accordian Solos Margot Tenenbaum - Royal secret keeper. Leeksoup - Unofficial Keeper of the Fan TMH swedish - Patron Saint of Ecchi Anime. Mordred Geralis - Minister of Haircare Products and Viscount of Drugstore Aisle Seven John Lokisson - Prime Minister of the Sears Hardware Department Baldor - resident Tolkien Geek and Minister of Lusting After Australia's Olympic Men's Swim Team Boomstick37 - Earl of Ice Cream and all other frozen dairy products. Chunder Pants - Resident Windbag Icelos - Le Comte d'Incompr?hensibilit? (with the scars to prove it) Kai Antilles - Minister of Foreign relations. (now elsewhere) Holly Day - Exchequer of Boxes Nomoreliving - Lord tintins royal horse Concorde (Cocunuts not included) Pete Maddox - Qualified Royal Jester (Trained at Laffowittz U} and shotgun wielding fireman Shirley Strachan Governor General of pants and lack there-of The Stay Puft Man Local walking ball of marshmallow and often used for food for the ULC. keeper of the strongest shit you'll ever drink, rumored to be stronger then the pan-galactic gargle blaster. nojim Secretary of the Department of Whiskey (DOW) Alberto Einstein Minister of Hispanic Sciences Dan Quayle Captain of the ULC Golf Team HorseManDemon Arch-Duke of Apathy and Quilting Bjornsthorn Secretary of SPAM! Radio Announcements. Minister of Mockery and Burnt Clothing. Cowboy Up - Retired and in charge of drinking Root Beer. Sexual Harris - Minister of Narcotics, Storytelling, and Super Bowl Comercials. Kleptonis - Minister of Plastic Trees and Chief Spreadsheet Officer Horatio77 - Minister of Plastic Squirrels in Plastic Trees Haff - Minister of Alcoholic Rock n' Rollers, undisputed Master of Karaoke. JLP - Maharaja of Space, unofficial leader of teh group unofficially known as "Battle Furries". Vorshek - Surgeon General Thorn Harvestar - Lord of the Western Food Court Buzzlightyear07 - Poobah of Napping AJ Jones - Minister of Pirates and Ninjas LittleKnoT - Arch Duke of Bourbon Drinking and Drunkin Heavy Petting. Carrion Jack - Ambassador to the Zombie hordes/Local Immortal. She's known to stand up and kill those that attack her by feeding them to her undead parakeet, Little Jack. Adam C Moore Master in the forbidden and deadly art of the Spatula. prone to substance abuse. Ironbaby Duchess of the children of Malton. Only three years old, she is Ironhyde's bastard child, and half zombie to boot. Likes to bite things. Cren Raptorian The one and only cave-person native to Malton (before the outbreak). His official title is *indecipherable grunting* Chief Cren *more indecipherable grunting*, but most people just call him "Chief" or "dumbass". The only article of clothing he wears is a breechcloth made from a (formerly) white bandanna. It only covers the back... seth1r8 Lord of useless knowledge, and improv. dancing. Carrier of too many shotguns. Amorpheous Minister of All Things Warm and Fuzzy, Lord of Blankets, Desirer of All Things Shiny Ironhyde Emperor of the only nudist colony in Malton. Used to be a nudist himself until just after the zombie outbreak, when he decided it would be prudent to protect his junk...
Zombie Induced Boner - Master Sodomite of the Living Dead. ZizAniE13 - Barrister of the Seas Palatino Linotype - The barista master, and the keeper of the sacred font. JackMetal - Duke of Nukem and Keeper of True Metal JohnnyMetal - Grandmaster of Martial Artz & Chilichomping That Person - The Keeper of the Shiney Globule whitewolf75860 - Grand keeper of 'bubba' Thom Flask - Phallic Deity of Liver Damage Itsatrap - Ex-Minister of Unlisted Appointments Joe Ramirez - Duke of Pie gorney1332 - Grand Master of Kegstands Police Officer Jesus - Resident Messiah/Law Enforcer Nazdreg and his holy artefact, the +1 Shotgun of Zombie Slaying! Kelton McFaddan - Procurer of Liqueur-Filled Edible Underwear and Resident Carpetbagger Flurv DuPreem - Cardinal of Moustache Spinning and Keeper of the Hat Feather Caldwell - Commander-in-chief of resident riotous Irish drunks erik half bee - Keeper of the Royal Menagerie Eli Kronenberg - Deputy Sheriff Oneechan - Mistress of the ULC's one and only Internet Cafe & also Queeps little sister (Not sure whan that happened, but this explains it all: Queep said "Thanks Little Sis!"). Adux Rex - Chief of the Casino, for all your gambling needs. Taking bets, taking bets, rien ne va plus! scrubber10302 - Consultant for bad ideas- hey, we should all gather in Bird Boulevard in Dakerstown... Mr. Z. - The thief who tried to loot Southall Mansion and who got stuck with the royal wackos. Now honorary court official of things taken that doesn’t belong to us. Anub'arak - Keeper of Keys to Volkswagons. Also, Honorary Minister of Procrastination, for taking this long to get a freakin' title. He's since gone back to being a zombie on a bender, though, so watch out if you meet him. Mario O'hara - High bishop of assless chaps and protective hats. Agent Firefly - Prime Minister of the Department of Sneakiness megaflux - Token Cyborg; Designated Molester of Mannequins bob8914 - The offical Mafia ambassidor, may you live with many cannolli. Dugong - Cow Of The Sea, also known as the Manatee A Lumberjack - Minister of putting on women's clothing and hanging around in bars Dr Chicago Edd - Secretary of the Department of Dumbass and Vice-Chairman of the Royal STFU committee. Is running for the office of Minister of Mouth-Off and Doctor Surgeon General. Arthur Cottle - Master of the Royal Newt and newly-ennobled Baron of Ketchelbank. He is the Queen's favourite subject, and makes the best damn tea. Royal Zombie AppointmentsWhy should the humans have all the fun, eh? The Upper Left Corner should be fun for the whole family, even if some of them are undead! The inside of the Upper Left Corner is home to some of the wackiest humans around. Well, maybe it's time for the outside of the Upper Left Corner to be home to some of the wackiest zombies around! So, if you're a zombie but don't want to be left out of the Upper Left Corner fun, give yourself a royal appointment here! We won't even require you to change your group affiliation (unless you really want to, that's fine by us. The more the merrier!) We understand if you wouldn't actually want to link to your profile here. You don't have to if you don't want to. It would make you stand out to anyone who adds you to contacts... however, I can't say if that'll make you get killed more or less. an angry zombie - Harman-Zahmbah Relations Agent, Barbecue Event Manager. Angry happens to have is own wiki user page that has the mention of the touching concert held in his honour by the man himself, John Lennon. Mighty Warlord Xyu - Official Harbinger of Doom Rybe - Minister of being really far away from the mall, otherwise zerging rules would be in effect for Queep. Htd Internet Personality, goon and wandering zombie who just wants to be loved. Used to be really good at concentrating but now ooooh shiny. TXY - Official Ambassador to the Pile of Dead Bodies Kandarin - Keeper of the One True Plastic Tree Q dog - Minister of Indicisiveness between Zombie and Human. (This character is revived and killed at least 3x per week.) Ray Sterling - Oneechan's alt. So if you see this Zed a knocking, please let him in and put a cheese sandwich under the grill. He is hungry afterall. Revolutionist - Official Sub-Arch-Nemesis of the Upper Left Corner. Sub-Arch and not Full Arch because to be a full arch nemesis, you need to yell at us for wasting our AP and being stupid. We are silly, so our Arch-Nemesis should be serious. This is the guy was leading the tour group attacking our corner. Show him some respect, he's done a damn good job. Caiger Mall Upper Left Corner Marching BandWe've Got Spirit, Yes We Do!Have you got a case of the mid siege blues? Do you find yourself listless and bored? Is the constant moaning of the undead hordes outside starting to wear on your nerves? Well, kiss your troubles goodbye, because the Caiger Mall Upper Left Corner Marching Band is here! Created to proclaim the greatness of Caiger Mall and, more specifically, the ULC, the CMULCMB is proud to call itself the finest marching band in Caiger Mall, nay, in any mall in Malton! The CMULCMB performs at every Upper Left Corner Root Beer Fight, Silly Putty Katamari game, and Spontaneous Poking Contest. In addition, we periodically parade through the other three sections of Caiger Mall, playing rousing tunes to remind mall dwellers that 1) Caiger Mall rocks, and 2) The Upper Left Corner rocks just a little bit more. And as soon as the zombie hordes surrounding the mall have been defeated, you can count on a victory parade through the bloodstained steets of Chudleyton and Darvall Heights. So long as they clear the bodies from the street. That would be a serious tripping hazard. Joooooooiiiiiiiiin Uuuuuussssss...Want to join the band? Good! Membership in the CMULCMB is open to everybody who wants to apply. Applicants must audition for placement within the band - the audition consists of adding your name, instrument, and a link to your UD profile below. Then, send me an email at maynardlebowski@hotmail.com letting me know that you're in. If you can successfully complete this task, congratulations! You're a member of the CMULCMB! You don't have to change your group affiliation - the CMULCMB is simply a division of the ever so great Upper Left Corner. In a typical CMULCMB performance, the band as a whole moves into a square, shouts out song lyrics, solos, profanity, and penis jokes, then moves on. While this may look highly disorganized and disruptive, it... Well... Uh... It isn't. Case closed. MembersMaynard Lebowski - Drum Major and Official Announcer. Mordred Geralis - 1st chair Rusty Trombone Rosie Mosie - Piano Ed Base - Clarinet Section Leader/Horn Captain Boomstick37 - Baton twirler JackMetal - Contrabass JohnnyMetal - Keomun-go Dr Chicago Edd - Backup Tuba and Roadie Caiger's Fight SongFight On, old Caiger! Fight on, fight on, old Caiger! We search we hunt [Drum solo, BARHAH chorus, flaregun fireworks display, trombones empty spit valves on zombie hordes] Fight on, fight on, old Caiger! TULCKTULCK is the home of Trenchcoat, a Knight of the Upper Left Corner and guardian of all our Katanas and Trenchcoats. You should be afraid, this man has survived Ridleybank..... | |||||||
