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Welcome to the archived discussions page. This is to keep the main talk page nice and tidy, as mess is a horrid thing. If you wish to return to the Upper Left Corner then go ahead. Only members of the ULC may edit this page - any unauthorized edits will be treated as vandalism.

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Screw the Dead

Is your Radio frequency still in use?

Stop hand.png 2010 Group Radio Activity Query
In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Radio pages when they are no longer active.

Is this group still actively using the frequency specified on the Radio page as theirs? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not, it's frequency will be removed from Radio pages in 14 days.

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- LEMON #1 12:32, 25 August 2010 (BST)

No response has been made in 2 weeks, and as such, your group will be removed from the list. If you come back at a later date and would like to reserve this frequency again, just place it back onto the available frequency of your choice. Thank you. -- LEMON #1 13:35, 8 September 2010 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2010

Stop hand.png Group Inactive?
No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

Periodically, groups are checked for activity in order to clean the inactive groups from the suburb pages. We'd appreciate it if you could confirm your activity in the game. Aichon 23:52, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Sorry to see the lack of a response. If you guys are still active, feel free to add yourselves back to the listings for the suburbs. Aichon 18:54, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for being patient, I suppose... Yes, we still exist. We do move around, as you should know, which could be why you haven't seen us recently. -S Aline 06:55, 16 July 2010 (BST)

The Big Prick wants to confirm that you are indeed a survivor group...

We are currently operating at Caiger, and we seem to have run into a number of rotters with "ULC" in their group profiles. One in particular, Dedboy (, seems to be objecting to our "operations" ('though to call us "Combat Revivers" is a bit of a misnomer, since there isn't any real combat involved in what we're doing). Anyway, we just wanted to confirm whether he's one of yours, or if our two groups are at war, or something. Thanks in advance. Asheets 22:16, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

Yep, we're a survivor group! We have a number of zed friends, so if they're causing you trouble, you're probably not offering up the right snack. (They much prefer lady fingers to needle pies, just a suggestion.) -S Aline 06:55, 16 July 2010 (BST)


ORPHAN.jpg Orphaned Page
The following page(s) were orphaned, meaning they weren't linked from any other page on UDWiki. For house-keeping's sake, we are adding the link onto the relevant talk page. If you don't want the pages anymore just post them on the Deletions Page. You aren't required to do anything, but we'd appreciate if it you kept the link on any one of your pages.

Please note that the link provided below will not remove the page from Orphaned Pages, so you'll still need to manually make a link for us. Thank you.

Thanks --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:56, 7 October 2009 (BST)

Thanks for the heads up. We would like to keep our pages the way they currently are, as they are important documentation for our group. Our Wiki page is under constant construction, so they will most likely be linked to a page in the future. -S Aline 06:55, 16 July 2010 (BST)

Re: Live Entertainment For The "Unalive"

We passed through Clapton last night for some of the entertainment! Hope you enjoyed the fun. --Johnny Bass 20:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

We had a blast too! :) -S Aline 06:55, 16 July 2010 (BST)


I am hearby notifying you of the fact that User:The Hierophant has removed your sections from the various mall pages, as he saw this as recruitment which does belong on the mall pages.--Thadeous Oakley 20:29, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. -S Aline 20:27, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Currently the suburb in question is Yagoton but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you.--Thadeous Oakley 14:48, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Yep we're still around -- Jelly Otter 02:10, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 21:40, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

The Great Radio Group Massacre

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This frequency was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Hi there, folks. I know this may seem a rather strange request, but it's for all groups, regardless of size, to help keep the wiki up to date. Are you all still active and using the frequency? --Jen 01:06, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Yeah sometimes :) --Jelly Otter 09:09, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for your time :). Linkthewindow  Talk  09:41, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Currently the suburb in question is Yagoton but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Adavastor 20:57, 28 July 2008 (BST)

  • Yeah we are still around, booze, giraffe porn, extreme ironing, whole nine yards. How we manage to stay alive, is yet still a mystery. --Jelly Otter 16:19, 29 July 2008 (BST)

Southall Mansion

Greetings, ULC. I am DT, of the Philosophe Knights. Long have the Knights held court in Southall Mansion, and long have we bristled at the wiki's description of our hold on Southall, which I believe was written by one or more of your members. I refer, of course, to the 'Factual History' section, which describes the Mansion as belonging to the ULC, although other groups would like to believe that they own it instead.

Because we wish for a less biased and less alienating paragraph, we will be editing the page appropriately. Since we have attempted similar edits in the past, only to have it reverted by some of your members, perhaps we could discuss beforehand the nature of the neutral content which shall replace the misleading sentences. If you do not care what replaces it, know that we will do our best to integrate both your views on the Mansion's history into our own for the most balanced and respectful description. Praise Knowledge. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 07:44, 28 July 2008 (BST)

Since we have received no response to this, I assume that you do not care especially much about what was written, so have taken it upon myself to draft a revision, which is up for discussion on the Southall Talk Page. If you have any comments regarding it, please do not hesitate to put them to words. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 19:45, 30 July 2008 (BST)


Where are you guys? I have the bearfountain all set up in Caiger/Kegger/Barhah mall. You guys seem to be missing in action though. Guess I'll just have to spend my time getting drunk... ON YOUR ALCOHOL!!!! At least I have the bears for company. --Ironhyde 16:00, 5 May 2008 (BST)

Wanna go Camping?

The Big Prick cordially invites ULC to join us in the wonderful outdoors. Obviously we'd like it if you brought needles, but we also hope you will bring hilarity, hijinks, and spraypaint. Hanging out at a revive point need not be boring, and rolling with The Big Prick means you'd have ample opportunity to practice your trans-mortal dance skills and death-rattle monologues as well as enjoying your normal survivor festivities in the great (if corpse strewn) outdoors before a (not so) live audience.
Oh, and if you need further enticement, let me remind you of one thing. No radio transmitters in the outdoors. SIM Core Map.png Swiers 02:44, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Party Pooping

Radio ULC
Bored an nothing to do? Do you happen to be in a powered building with a 
Radio Transmitter or do you happen to have a Portable Radio next to your 
20 shotguns, portable generator and first aid kits? 
If you do then get that dial tuned to 26.99Mhz!

I'm sorry to say, but 20 shotguns can't be carried. 1 shottie is 8%, and 20x8=160%. Sorry, but it can't be done. 10 shotties and a genny/a few FAK's and a radio might be possible, though.--Rofl. 22:44, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

  • fail, shotguns are 6% encumbrance. --Delta zulu 23:11, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Also.... where are we in school? Mathematics?!?!?! THIS IS THE ULC *punts* --Jelly Otter 23:16, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Actually, they were talking about beercan shotguns, and 20 of those is only 3.3333 six-packs. Plenty of room left over for a portable betamax video camera, a large stuffed giraffe and family-size tub of whale blubber.--A lab monkey 06:20, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Actually, who even cares? :) -S Aline 09:40, 6 April 2008 (BST)


Is Moff Tarkin a real member of the ULC? If so, perhaps you all can talk to him about not killing the survivors who are trying to defend Nichols Mall in Stanbury Village. --Goolina The Kilt Store 18:36, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

  • We have reason to believe he is an alt of Finis and thus is not a representative of the ULC. So if he keeps it up (after the rebuilding of course) feel free to kill him with fire, or show him the door which ever seems more fun to do. --Jelly Otter 16:29, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
  • HAI GUISE. I don't know who this person is... but we're happy to help with some lulz --beeng 90:00 GMT
  • Moff Tarkins membership to the ULC forums was suspended about a month ago. His actions speak only for himself. Any targeting of Moff tarkin will receive absolutely NO retaliation from the ULC. Happy hunting. --Newton pippin 20:20 GMT
  • Perhaps we can turn it into a game! I love games! Don't you?! -S Aline 09:41, 6 April 2008 (BST)


Hi, I'm the leader of Ghetto Cow, a group vaguely akin to y'all in terms of insanity (we also are historical, no idea how that happened). Anyway, we are doing a reunion right now and decided to take Moggrigde PD in Ridleybank, the birthplace of the RRF, to bug them or something. Too bad they are on excursion, and there's barely any zombies in the area besides outside Blackmore. So we wanted to invite a few of you up to set up a radio transmitter and broadcast the usual wisdom and the such. Moggridge is like the waaaaay upper left corner of Nichols anyway, and it might annoy the RRF into actually doing something. Well, if ya do decide to come up, it's a pirate-themed party, so bring an eye patch or two!--Lachryma 19:12, 16 January 2008 (UTC)


Why have you declared war on us? I'd like to know that, as Annoyilator MK II just came in said that we must 'Disband or be destroyed'. I'm hoping it was simply one of Annoyilator's many stupid ideas, or if we are in serious danger of being attacked for no obvious reason, which would get you into the Rogue's Gallery rather quickly. Either tell me he is not really under your orders, or honorably take responsibility for his actions.

Jallus out. --Jallus 20:41, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

  • what I'd like to know, is WHY Jacob Starr has the ULC listed as his group? He's definitely not someone that I would associate with the fun-loving, annoying, yet often funny radio hoggers such as yourselves.PS- And I'll have none of that DVDA business, thank you. --Morgueasm 02:12, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
  • I just checked that profile, and that character does not have ULC listed as his group. This is strange. --ULC Member 12:48, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
    • That is strange as he did last night. Ah, well. Nevermind that then. In anycase, regarding the question about MMS declaring war on the ULC. Not true. We don't declare war on anyone, that would be ridiculous. We're more inclined to FAKing, than killing. We even love our zombies! So, no.. we have nothing against you guys. --Morgueasm 13:42, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

PS- Just received your messages, I am unable to use the IRC thing. My apologies. I figured Mark II was Jack Neon. He's pretty much set on destroying the MMS for some reason or another. We had problems with him regarding the editing of our fan roster..etc etc. I figured he saw the Annoyilator (Whom I added to our fan list)and wanted to mess with us by being Mark II. Anyway, this is silly. Mark II is fueled by hate, right? It's no wonder he'd be stirring up chaos. *shrug* --Morgueasm 14:17, 12 January 2008 (UTC)


I'm Xolah from a different game, I've been asked to track down a possible member of yours names Pillsy of CDF. If you know of this person please have them contact Xolah. They know who I am and how to find me.=Xolah 04:50, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Party at Club Vagg

I'm contacting everybody on the guest list... the list
We totally need to party... Sir Fred of Etruria

We've decide to visit the legendary Vagg starting this Sunday, and would be honored if you were to join us. Sir Fred of Etruria

Club Vagg vip status

The Imagine organization has taken up the management of Malton's premier lesbian nightclub, Club Vagg. This club has a history of putting counter-culture groups on its VIP list (regardless of gender) and the Imagine organization (always a supporter of the counter-culture) is happy to say we have extended VIP status at "The Vagg" to your group.

MPDG a neutral service providing coordination and basic information on the status of PDs across Malton, created thanks to the joint efforts of the Malton Police Department and the Malton Hospitals Group. I would be grateful if you, The Upper Left Corner, would like to contribute to the 'cause' by adding your group to the list and/or by putting the MPDG template on your site. More info on our page.

{{Malton Police Departments Group}}

Police Helmet1.jpg Malton Police Departments Group
This user or group supports the MPDG in their attempt at restoring law and order in Malton.

Cheers! ;) --MaxFloyd 12:38, 17 June 2007 (BST)

And I miss you. Like the desert misses the rain


I'm sorry all this siege sillyness has taken me away from the good graces of the ULC. Thank you all for all your entertainment and assistance in Dowdney Mall the last several weeks. --Sexy Rexy Grossman 01:19, 19 May 2007 (BST)

The Flat Earth Society

I would like status as "Supreme Diplomat To the Uneducated Masses of Upper Left Corner", active immediately. We are not pleased with your recent tomfoolery, and urge you to decist in your attempts to frame the pancake drawer by filling it with non-viable cutlery. We would also like to confirm "formal" status, and will shortly be placing you in our "Enemy/Ally LIST" --The Supreme Court RR 14:02, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Greetings from the Gore Corps

I'm pleased to have a few moments to bide away my time in the upper left corner of Dowdney. Too bad those Dribbling Beavers have it in for me, because I just love a good bottle of vodka. If I'm dead (again) before too long, save me a glass - I'll be back before you know it. Cheers! --Goolina Gore Corps 22:18, 13 April 2007 (BST)

This is dedicated to the one I love... You fire at Dr Neko for 5 damage. They die.
Compliments of the Gore Corps - when you care enough to send the very best. --Goolina Gore Corps 01:37, 20 April 2007 (BST)

In A Category Of Your Own

You guys have a few pages on the wiki that don't really fit in to existing Categories. Hope you guys don't mind but I've created an Upper Left Corner category and am on the proses of adding it to your pages. Vantar 22:03, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Well I have to say thank you, and not a moment too soon I'll say. Pillsy FT 16:22, 20 February 2007 (UTC)


Hello Upper Left Cornerers! I thoroughly enjoyed the mall seige with you guys around. Anyways, I couldn't help but notice that you were dragged out into the street, and you left your portable bar behind. Instead of adding it to the barricades I decided to take it with me. Scince the mall fell its been carried through Pitneybank, Pegton, and most of Edgecombe. My eventual destination is in St. Benedict's hospital in Pitneybank, if we ever cross paths again I'll be happy to give it back. Cheers! Redwave 22:46, 19 December 2006 (UTC) [1]

Dammit I knew I should have left the bar tied to Tinners hair, well hopefully we can pick it up soon, thanks. Pillsy FT 22:56, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Doc Python

I do extend my deepest apologies to you for not talking to you, I'm afraid I simply didn't have the AP. Why, even now I'm sleeping in Caiger. It has been good tracking you down (see Logans_Run_Challenge), however, and I offer my assistance in the form of a revive, should I still be alive to give one. Karloth vois RR 11:48, 15 September 2006 (BST)

Thank you, ULC!

I wanted to take a moment to thank the ULC for being helpful and friendly whenever I've come across members in my travels across Malton. Earlier today, one of you revived me in Eastonwood despite me not being at a revive point. He didn't have to, but he DNA scanned me and stuck me with a syringe anyway. Thanks! Sadly, I didn't grab a screenshot and have forgotten the actual name of the member, but it did remind me I've never met a ULCer yet who hasn't been professional and upstanding -- and fun! Long live the ULC! -- Francis Snottly III, The_Abandoned, 04:43, 4 October 2006 (BST)

ZOMG Template

ULClogo.jpg Upper Left Corner
The user knows where the action is!

If anyone wants to use it, the use it. IF anyone has any ideas, then either pass them on to yours truly or...well, this is a wiki. Pillsy FT 23:17, 11 October 2006 (BST)

  • Shouldn't it say "This user knows where the action is"? I also have a cool image you can use for it, since that seems shrunk down. I'd do it myself but I don't know how. -S Aline 08:29, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
It does say that? Send me the image and I can get it on. Pillsy FT 08:47, 16 November 2006 (UTC)


Have a look; disseminate it among your members and free lancers. Be aware, be prepared, and join in. Or Not Conndrakamod T CFT 16:54, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Becoming a zombie

After a discussion on our forums it was decided that the group shall no longer continue as a survivor group but as an all zombie group. It's a shame really but there are a number of factors for it, one being that zombies seem to be winning the Malton race at the moment and we feel we can bring some light heartedness to it all. So come on over to our new wiki at Zombie Upper Left Corner and join in the undead fun. Pillsy 15:01, 20 July 2006 (BST)

i can understand ur reasons, heck, with the big bash zombie winning seems inevitable. but all your doing is leading the the inevitable end of the mmorp.

--shaun 22:18, 25 July 2006 (BST)

Hell, I think it's a damn smart move. Sure it'll drop the Survivor numbers by a little, but might as well join in on the Zombie side before Kevan re-buffs Survivors! -- BeefSteak 01:56, 27 July 2006 (BST)

and then the zeds will complain that there losing and he'll rebuff the zeds, its a se-saw of control and the ponly thing that keeps the thign form ending don't join the bug bash, its not helping, if u look msot zeds are over in the east or north,l which makes the southwest open for us humans --the arbor day killer 07:42, 27 July 2006 (BST) oh, these are the objectivesfor the buig bash

The objectives are to have fun, 1:redress the balance between zombies and harmanz and provide an attractive event to :2:new zombie players who might otherwise never progress as a zombie

1: the balance fdosnt exist, right now the zeds outnumber the humans 3:1 2: and what about the new players on are side i'm jsut sayign soem thigns i have set up.

  • To be honest, not many people went for the idea so it was kinda canned. Pillsy 22:01, 1 August 2006 (BST)


This is just a note to Kaylee from myself. Although we knew all along that Stylesrj was yourself, we didn't think you would actually try to sign up to the forums. Anyway, to the groups amusement you decided to brag about this over the radio.

Disputed evidence of Kaylee letting slip.

So we had a good little laugh at your expense and then S Aline went ahead with the ban etc. I'll be honest and say that it was fairly amusing to see you try again and you actually showed some brains to team up with the people now dubbed ULCkers so kudos to you for that. Anyway, cya later, alligator. Pillsy 08:44, 21 July 2006 (BST)

You should note idiots that wasn't me making those messages. You decided to put them in for your own amusement and blame it on me. Anyway, I won't be bothering you ULC unless you bother me. I'll be cleaning my shotguns just incase you decide to bother with me I only found out about this page (as I don't bother clicking on discussion) when I was looking up Stylesrj on Google as I wanted to see who might be an imposter of me on other websites. Just noticed this today. So yeah, a bit late to notice, but you got to know guys that I don't check here, so adding notices here for me will not be effective Kaylee Hans 12:42, 12 August 2006 (BST)

I believe what you have done is vandalism and I have reported you. I also don't believe anyone was sad enough to impersonate you. It was obvious you tried to sign up for our forums under a different name in a sad attempt to infiltrate the group after you teamed up with the ULCKers. From what I knew of you, you seemed pig-headed enough to boast about something like this so it wouldn't suprise me if it was you. Pillsy 16:51, 16 August 2006 (BST)

Excuse me, when those messages were posted, I was asleep! How can I magically get up from the bed while asleep and waste AP boasting that? I sleep for 25 hours at a time and the only time I use AP is to escape idiots like you from PKing me while I sleep. Just because someone made a message on the radio and signed it with my name does not mean I did it. What happened if I made a message on the radio and signed it under your name? Nobody would know for sure as the radio has anomity. Also another fact: Since I was spying on your forums, that means I wouldn't brag about it. Why should I brag about something like that when that would stupidly get the spy caught? I'm not that stupid to do such a thing so it cannot be me. Yes there are idiots who'll go that low to impersonate me on Urbandead. Now since my attempt to spy on you and checking to see if the queen had died or not failed, got any tips or points on how I could improve my signing up to the forums? Come on, give potential spies some tips so you know how to block em. I think my approach of being the guy who hasn't been on Urbandead failed due to my lack of background story and all that, so I'm open for advice. Again I say, don't think that I'm a boaster when it comes to spying. If I were boasting, I'd get caught. The radio message seemed to have arrived AFTER I was banned, so it was obvious one of you ULC members put it in to make it sound like I was joining the forums but failed. Like I said, I don't sleepwalk or waste AP to brag. What's the point of bragging anyway? Since I've filled a huge sentence of stuff explaining what's going on and a little of me, I hope you'll understand in those small brains of yours that the person in that screenshot was NOT me as I'm not a braggart nor would I give myself away if I were doing such a thing. So you've just failed to accuse me of being an idiot on the radio. I haven't touched the set in weeks either ever since Kaylee's death (thank goodness you may say) and I don't plan on joining your stupid forums again. I wouldn't even go and use a proxy to look around because that'd be annoying for both you and me (Me as I have another thing to do, and you guys to go off and ban the proxy(ies)) so don't think I'm going back to spy on you. I've quit on my ULC hunting ways and going to play the freaking game without all the nonsense of the ULC. If you don't attack me, then I won't bother you or your zombie "Queen". Kaylee Hans 09:56, 18 August 2006 (BST)

Ok, we shall leave it at that. If you want me to change the comment on the picture all you need to do is ask. I have no gripe with you, just don't chnage the wiki page. Pillsy 11:43, 18 August 2006 (BST)

I have changed it and will leave it like that.

Thank you. I could add more proof. The person who took the screenshot probably knows what time they took it (for the records or something) if the time of finding the screenshot (minus 20 minutes due to the screenshot's times) is found, then I could probably tell you what I was doing at that time and that day to further prove the person on the radio was a fake. I don't think everyone believes me, even if the quote is changed Kaylee Hans 02:47, 19 August 2006 (BST)

We have a zombie Queen? *blink* When did that happen? P.S. Kaylee, you're a pathetic little boy who will never have sex. It was you; we all had a good laugh; go away. S Aline 00:23, 24 August 2006 (BST)

You probably didn't even read my whole long post. Typical laziness of the ULC you guys just want to have fun and have no time to read a long explanation. Unless your main page was lying to me, it seemed the ULC wanted to be a zombie group. When did you change your decision? I'm telling you, I wasn't online when I saw that message. When I logged back in that day, I saw the message and I thought "oh great, some jerk has used radio anomity to put the blame on me" and then I attempted to create a reply to that in my own words. I'm not an idiot, you think I am because of my behaviour in the ULC, but now that I'm not talking to the ULC on Urbandead, (I'm only talking here because I want you guys to know that the radio posts on that image were not done by me) I've actually gained more intelligence. It seemed you guys had a bad influence on me. Anyway, just because you see an image marked with my name on it, you always think it HAS to be me. What would you do if someone posted on the ULC radio and marked it with your name S Aline? Would you try and find the person and kill them or have a hard time proving it wasn't you who said that? Think about it will you, unless you have too much ULC laziness in you to bother Kaylee Hans 05:44, 26 August 2006 (BST) EDIT: Well I just had a read of the idea of becoming a zombie group. For quite a while I thought you guys were becoming a zombie group. That's why I called you the "zombie Queen" because I thought the ULC was becoming a zombie group and you S Aline would lead them as their queen. Kaylee Hans 07:31, 26 August 2006 (BST)

Kaylee, Kaylee, Kaylee... Of course I just want to have fun. It is a bloody game! I have enough crap in my life; I do not go out of my way to read the long, boring, and stupid ramblings of a sexually confused little boy. (I did read that though, because I saw my name in it.) If somebody pretended to be me, I would have a laugh and let it go, since it just shows how pathetic they are; and, like I said, it is a bloody game. S Aline 10:07, 26 August 2006 (BST)

And what do bored people do when they are out of AP and can't be bothered to do their homework, Civfanatics being down and bored of playing The Sims 2 and Empire Earth II? Well, I like to complain about that image until it gets fixed or deleted. I can't even be bothered to vote on the Suggestions page. So yeah, when bored, go complain about an image the ULC has. Kaylee Hans 12:34, 26 August 2006 (BST)

Oh, I understand it now... You were one of those coke babies I have read about in medical magazines. S Aline 22:34, 27 August 2006 (BST)

Chris Masanori

Chris, we (yes the royal we) have noticed that you no longer have Upper Left Corner as your group and we are assuming that you are in a huff about being suspended from the fourms until August 21st. Well you were suspended for good reason and you are welcome back one this suspension has been served. Any queries, questions or problems then drop a line. Pillsy 20:10, 10 August 2006 (BST)

Archived Talk

I have moved all the talk to an archive which is just the discussion page for the archive news. Pillsy 14:30, 13 July 2006 (BST)

A Request

Could the ULC please make your "other pages", like "The Jerk List" and "Keane Quest 1" subpages of your group's page? It would help to keep the wiki more orderly. If you are worried about the name no longer appearing how you want it to, you can use {{Custom Title}} to get around that. –Xoid STFU! 05:44, 25 June 2006 (BST)

I will be more than happy to do so but I am not a master of wikipedia yet and I can't seem to find how to do it on the help so if you could advise me and I will complete ASAP. Cheers Pillsy 16:12, 30 June 2006 (BST)


Your possessions section says, "Note The Channel 4 News Team once described the ULC as 'Class' which is a true description. Although since they have removed it we decided we should own them. As such we posses them." I'm a little confused... I said the ULC possesses Class, but I never removed it from the list. Maybe Wes Mantooth did! --Ron Burgundy 23:28, 29 May 2006 (BST)

Ah, the vile machinations of Wes Mantooth. Still, you cannot deny that his mother Dorothy is a saint. Aaaanyway, yeah, we own you. But it's like owning a cat, you know better, and sometimes choose to puke on our rug to show it, or out of spite, I'm not sure. Also, I'm not sure who's the cat in this situation, 'cause us ULCers sure do seem to expel a lot of bodily fluids. So yeah. Black Scotty 23:01, 30 May 2006 (BST)

Ah, I see. That's Ok, I've been down that road, too. Balled the jack the entire way, as it were. Yes, the Luscious Glory had quite a trip, that day! You stay Classy! --Ron Burgundy 03:06, 31 May 2006 (BST)

That damn Wes Mantooth, his evil is everywhere! Pillsy 13:30, 8 June 2006 (BST)

Southall Mansion

I just wanted to respond to something Pillsy left on the Eat The Rich talk page. I'm sorry our attack on the mansion wasn't fun for your group... if it's any consolation, you certainly made it a lot more interesting for us. BTW, I have reason to believe that ETR was helped by at least one other group... we only have 5 or so members, and there were 80 zombies in the mansion the day it was cleared, so somebody else was responsible for most of the fun spoilage. If you want to avoid any further confrontations with ETR (or if you want to encounter us again, but this time make up for the sour taste we left in your mouth by having a karaoke party or something), we'll be at Bale Mall for the forseeable future (it's very heavily defended).--Pinata 16:22, 4 May 2006 (BST)

  • Well it was fun although like we say it is nice if we know so we can prepare a banner and possibly even nibbles (Lord Tin Tin is apparently very tasty). Infact when I first arrived back I though you were there for the party. Although the group is back and happier it was just a surprise for us although it certainly made the tour more interesting. Like I say keep up the good work, maybe one day we can entertain you? Pillsy 15:14, 5 May 2006 (BST)

Hmmm, that would make sense, there were some zombies that I recognised as enemies of the ULC (Pker's on our list) as well as personal enemies of mine. I though that was strange, so perhaps they were piggybacking on ETRs efforts. Though you cannot discount the power of the Groaning Skill or whatever...Bears some thinking about. Anyway, good luck at Giddings ETR! Black Scotty 03:13, 6 May 2006 (BST)

Thanks, glad there are no hard feelings. Until we meet again... have fun, and keep up the good work you've been doing entertaining the people of Malton! I had an alt sitting in the NW corner of Caiger, and it was a riot watching you guys in action.--Pinata 21:23, 7 May 2006 (BST)

ULC Zergers?

Zerging Proof? I will let you guys decide... --Technerd 06:38, 15 April 2006 (BST)

I think Sire, YOU are a zerg, because one can not be that annoying on his own. And what about that screeny? Did you have an Alt in Southhall Mansion? NOO, a friend gave it to you, a really concerned friend of course! Go stuff your bounty list up a place know! The likes of you can not hope to be as trenchcoat as we are, so stop trying! --Trenchcoat 01:43, 17 April 2006 (BST)

Wow so adult.. No wonder you zerge... Can't play without cheating... Go back to L337 ways.. --Technerd 03:09, 17 April 2006 (BST)

Hahaha, 'fraid using an alt in another suburb isn't zerging Techie, so, uh, oh yes, shove it. And your hypocracy is quite amusing. Black Scotty 04:01, 20 April 2006 (BST)

Funny if you read the articles on Zerging and Multi abuse. It describes what you were doing. --Technerd 04:31, 20 April 2006 (BST)

I looked over your "damning" image for kicks...did you underline stuff randomly? Face it, my alt had been hunting you for a long time, almost weeks in fact. Your image even shows me saying so! You may be able to argue "spirit of the rules" abuse, but the mere fact that you have a record of what was said implicates you in the same thing. So I guess I'ma gonna hafta ask...So fuckin' what? Black Scotty 05:16, 20 April 2006 (BST)

You used a Alt to kill me in revenge for killing you ULC char ie Multi Abuse. --Technerd 05:29, 20 April 2006 (BST)

Actually, revenge was nice, but an afterthought. I actually chose to hunt down and kill you because, and I'm sure this surprises nobody...I personally, don't fucking like you! Through careful observation and deliberation (actually reading your comments on this page, and reading your posts on the Urban Dead Forums) I decided that you are the worst kind of player, a condescending trenchcoater who somehow doesn't have the self-awareness to understand that he is no better than those he kills for bounties. Also, in killing you, my characters never acted together, except for one acting upon information passed upon to the other. While I'm willing to admit that it may constitute a mild form of game abuse, you cannot pretend that your alt who took the screenshot was not in the ULC to spy or gather information for your main character, an almost identical offence. So I ask you again - So fuckin' what? Black Scotty 06:13, 20 April 2006 (BST)

Dear Technerd, Urban Dead is a MMORPG and is not Real Life, why don't you grow up and let it go. Yours Pillsy 08:55, 21 April 2006 (BST)

I wasnt the one who was stalking.. --Technerd 15:33, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Dear Technerd, I’m not that long a member of the ULC and I have no special animosity against you, although you are working very hard on that one, but I have to ask you, give up! You claim to be very serious all grown-up adult and frankly the ULC has a long tradition stopping people like that dead in their tracks. Also we don’t want to let you have the last word.--Alexander Zacharianopolis 16:02, 21 April 2006 (BST)

No, let him go on! I’m enjoying his grown-up whining. He is owned one time and now he is trying to drown us in his tears, it is actually very funny. ...and Scotty! Watch it my mother is half trenchcoater :) --Trenchcoat 16:11, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Hahaha, I'm just picturing this chubby little trenchcoater who is so angry he can't even type properly, zerging furiously in retribution and muttering "They don't like me! They don't respect me! I'll show them, I'll show them all!" and I keep erupting into giggle fits. I think my roommate suspects I'm high. Black Scotty 18:34, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Oh, and I'm sorry to hear that Trenchcoat, as I am currently drafting legislation to curtail trenchcoater immigration into Malton, as well as make it illegal to possess or sell swords, interesting scars, any sort of "intimidating gaze", fancy shmancy firearms, and of course, any coat of the "trench" variety. We wouldn't want anyone of this undersirable class in Malton, I can assure you. It's a proven fact that trenchcoats can be linked to zombie rape, seeing paranoid delusions AKA zombie spies, and of course being what is called "an insufferable butthole." Black Scotty 19:46, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Maybe I should do my part and help Technerd learn how to type. See Techfag (see what I did there?) we use one period at the end of sentences, not two. The period sits alone at the end, much as I'm sure you do during your lunch period. There's more I'm sure, but you're just gonna hafta pick it up by yourself, much like your penis, as no girl will ever touch you (oh snap!). Black Scotty 19:57, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Now calling me a FAG Is a hate crime. I think I am gonna report you. bye! --Technerd 21:12, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Oh no! Not that! Anything, ANYTHING but that! Hahahahaha, I'm quivering in my booties. Calling someone a name on a webpage? Oh the humanity! Ho'lee shit son, you just made it all worthwhile. Quick, call up the Thought Police and the Gay Lesbian and Transgender Alliance, we got a live one here! Someone called someone else a derogatory name for a homosexual!

Hahahahaha...AHHHHHhahahahaah Black Scotty 21:46, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Scotty, Scotty, Scotty! That is why you get slapped to death by Trenchcoaters! Anyway, put me up in your contact list and get yourself a celly, so that I can send you hate sms or informations! :) --Trenchcoat 22:42, 22 April 2006 (BST)

Alroit, doin' it now... I should really have you on it by now but I'm lazy, plus, you know, I'm expecting the summons for my hate crime anyday now, and sheesh its just so hard to be me, I got more problems than Technerd has floppy horse cock dildos, and that's really sayin somethin'... Black Scotty 00:52, 23 April 2006 (BST) - Heh, dildos.

I did check the CoL PKer list and Black Scotty you are still on it. Maybe you should plead your case to be removed? Pillsy 11:34, 3 May 2006 (BST)

Bah! Black Scotty 03:08, 6 May 2006 (BST)

Xyu's Defeat Post and That Linked Thread

This entire thing seems like (to quote 4Chan) "It's a Tarp!" but if it isn't, I have a speech I'd like to deliver:

I would like to thank the Mall Tour for giving me and 2500 other survivors something to do while milling around in Caiger. Thanks to Xyu and the other leaders/zed clans who made it possible to have a kareoke night, dance off, extreme ironing event, a giant ball of silly putty, etc.

And for those zombies hanging around because they are a bunch of defiant Tour members who don't like to give up, I'll still be here for as long as the game is in existence (unless someone starts a bigger party elsewhere, but most likely not) for the zombies to try and make me permanently dead. I work late nights and don't have anything better to do at work but surf the web/play UD.

I don't consider this a major victory or anything, just that it's another example of how the survivors can survive if they put their differences aside and try. For those survivors screaming victory, shut up. For those zombies who are trying to make this look like every survivor in the Mall is a survivor screaming victory, shut up. Both sides won - we had fun, let's leave it at that.

Maybe before they leave, we should go outside and shake their hands like good sports. Or trade Magic cards with them. Either way, the ULC owes the Mall Tour some thanks for allowing us to entertain the entire freaking Caiger Mall. - McClaud 07:31, 18 March 2006 (GMT)


  1. Datan0de said "Might I just say, dear people of the ULC, that in a game overrun with whiners, griefers and thugs, you fine folk stand out as the nicest, most fun human players in UD. I think that if everyone was like you the zombies wouldn't be so eager to kill us all." (03-03 13:10 GMT)
  2. Brian Hunter said "Here here, i'll second that! Huzzah to the ULC!" (03-03 13:15 GMT)


Is the ULC currnetly accepting alliance requests? If so, please consider this a formal request for an alliance to be formed between U.N.I.T. and the ULC. If not, well, we can still be friends, yes? --John Taggart 02:28, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

Like what he said, but from Mall Tour. You know it makes sense. Kind of. Throctukes 13:48, 8 March 2006 (GMT)

Barricade Levels

  • geydo said "I would like to request that barricades be permanently lowered to vs +2 to support cooperation with youth groups who are as of yet unable to free run. this will increase the hULC's size a thousanfold" (02-25 08:43 GMT)

This has been asked several times. I'm not sure what the policy is, but we've always kept our barricades up to extremely heavy at night.

One suggestion - if this comes into serious consideration, can we schedule times when we'll lower barricades to let new people come in. This way, maybe if they contact us, we can lower the barricade low enough for an hour or two then raise it. Just not have it lowered during late nights when half the group is asleep. Those are my thoughts, anyway. McClaud 08:58, 25 February 2006 (GMT)

  • If the 466 in ULC were to increase a thousandfold to 466000 it would have to incorporate every human and zombie in the history of Malton...But I agree that if there are multiple requests, ULC can lower the barricades during a time when our designated barricaders are not yet inebriated. The IRC channel would be one way to coordinate such an arrangement. If our timing is good, one of the Mall Tour Groups might even be willing to assist us with the debarricading process. --Tycho44 09:37, 25 February 2006 (GMT)

Lyrics Formatting

Hey Doc, redid the formatting on your parody/filk/tribute. Hope you don't mind, also fixed up a bit of spelling. What do you think? --Reverend Loki 07:53, 18 February 2006 (GMT)

Comment: I added Quinn's excellent parody. In order to make better use of space, I've gone all fancy and used a table. Of course, I've probably limited the number of people who can edit that section now... Anyways, you can find more info on using and editing tables here and here. I suppose you can also drop me a message on this wiki if you have questions. --Reverend Loki 02:38, 7 March 2006 (GMT)

Possible Vandalism of the "Jerks" Section

I saw that a user, Joncrompton, may have been trying to vandalize our humble page. I noticed that he had, in one edit, both added Kai Antilles to the Jerk list, for "PKing Cap'n Jon", and simultaneously removed Cap'n Jon from someone else's entry to the list. I undid the removal of someone else's entry, because that is wrong - If one MUST edit another's entry, it is at least polite to use strikeout, or at least explain oneself on the talk page.

As for his entry of a new member to the list, I am highly suspicious. Here it is:

Kai Antilles for stroppily and needlessly PKing Cap'n Jon and for blatant misplacement of apostrophes. Joncrompton 16:16, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I imagine that Joncrompton is indeed Cap'n Jon, and he got annoyed that Kai called his number in the game. However, I will leave it for further review before flatou removing the entry. I will invite Jon to come here and defend his actions if he should so choose. --Reverend Loki 17:09, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  • Joncrompton is indeed Cap'n Jon. However, a wiki is a page which can be edited by all. The Cap was called out for PKing Kai which he did not do; due to a freeze on my computer, the Cap accidentally shot a flare gun at Kai, and immediately apologised. Kai proceeded to shoot the Cap with a shotgun until dead. Regardless of your affiliation, that is PKing. Cap would like to help out in the NW corner of Caiger but would prefer it if people did not randomly choose others to whom they have taken a dislike, and advertise that list for all players to take vengeance.
    Screen shots of Kai PKing the Cap are to be found at [2]. This page also shows Kai's misuse of the apostrophe, along with careless use of upper and lower case. Therefore, I have made my case and believe myself to be justified. However, I apologise for not using strike out or explaining myself on a chat page. Joncrompton 17:54, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)
    • Best rule when editing a Wiki - Be polite. Consider how you would feel of others editing your work. Share your reasoning whenever appropriate - that's why every page has a discussion page with it. Another big no-no is to edit the content of signed text, except in certain ways. This is tantamount to putting words into someone elses mouth, or creating a false entry and signing it as if you were someone else. The strikethrough is a way around - it acknowledges that the original text existed, at least. Of course, explaining yourself on the discussion page is also a good idea as well.
      That said, I can see that, if Kai did not see your apology, and was instead in a rush to kill their attacker before they were killed, then I would be hesitant to call it griefing, merely an attempt to save oneself. Feel free to illuminate if I am wrong. Either way, I understand that you would rather get beyond this issue, and instead have some fun (a very understandable viewpoint). If so, I would have suggested you (1) strikethrough your name from the Jerks list (2) DO NOT add Kai's name - are you after Vengeance, or Justice? - and (3) start a subject on the Discussion page to explain what really happened. Take the high road, and try and play nice. Note: I also hope you don't mind, but I edited the formatting (but not the content!) to hopefully provide for an easier-to-follow discussion, as this could become ugly enough as is. --Reverend Loki 18:38, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

If you are online and being attacked, often times you spam the attack buttons trying to kill them before they kill you. It's unfortunate that you were killed by Kai, but I do not think it was malicious. Neither one of you particularly seems like a griefer, so I think both names should be removed from the jerk list. Keane 19:45, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  • If, indeed, it was an accident, then so be it; remove him from the list. In the screenshot that Kai posted on the CDF forums, there was no "apology" after the shot (at least there was not from what Kai posted). Additionally Jon, you shot Kai with a flare WHILE he was being attacked by the infamous Tonya Harding. This, in all likelihood, led him to act much more quickly than he might have otherwise. I have a feeling that if someone was unloading shotgun shells into you and then all of a sudden a SECOND person hit you with a flare, you'd probably start shooting at everything that moved, as well. Anyway, I'll make sure you're removed from the CDF PK list.

Yes I killed a member of your pathetic group... He was a confirmed pker. Here is the list I use. PKER List --Technerd 17:13, 27 February 2006 (GMT)

I posted Evilteddy on the jerk list for Pking me, King Kaene, and a number of other things, but someone keeping messing with my post to make it look like I AM THE PKer. I have fixed the post back several times, but it seems that someone (probably evilteddy himself) keeps accusing me. I am looking for a little valediction here. Rob Cath.

  • First off, make sure and sign your posts on the talk page with 4 tildes (~), or just hit the signature button on the editing toolbar - second button from the right. It will automatically sign your Wiki username and timestamp your post. Otherwise, I had to look in the revision history to see you are Abe Froeman. Secondly, you are looking for validation, not valediction ;) Thirdly, never attribute to malice that which can be atributed to stupidity... well, a mistake, at least. Going through the pages history, one can compare different revisions, and it looks like someone misinterpreted what was originally intended while cleaning up the mess that the Jerk List had become. Here is your evidence. Is this what you are talking about? If there is more than one instance, use the history page to find the offending revisions, and unless it is blatant vandalism, I would suggest posting them here for discussion. --Reverend Loki 23:14, 21 March 2006 (GMT)
  • It is belated but I must explain myself here. I did alot of editing to the wiki and mostly the Jerk List towards the end of March and it was my fault the RobCath was made to look like the Pker. I apologise for any harm/death caused Pillsy 11:32, 3 May 2006 (BST)

Zombie Spy Stance Vote


Winner: option 4, Kill em all and lot Keane sort em out!

Read the discussions above on this issue and vote here on where you stand.

There are 4 options:

1) It is never ok to kill another human player

2) The only condition to kill another human player is if they are actively harming (or killing) people in the corner with no provocation

3) The only condition to kill another human player is if they destroy our precious generator.

4) Kill another human player if they are either actively harming people in the corner, or destroying our precious generator.

Vote once, sign you vote with 4 tildas (~) or your vote will not be counted.

- Option 4, I'm bloodthirsty and love my Christmas Lights - Queep 18:18, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 2 Generators are usually replaced pretty quickly. Reviving people, one the other hand, is a pain in the ass. -Kleptonis 18:49, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 4, From a roleplaying standpoint, these people have made it clear that they don't want to joke around and have fun with us-- they have proven themselves dangerous. -Quincy Corvus 19:26, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 4, Because my whiskey will not be at the appropriate temperature if the watercooler doesn't have power. - Icelos 20:07, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 2 makes the most sense to me. - JLP 20:16, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

-Option 4 when we can. If there are 50 zoms inside, and somebody destroys the generator, we've gotta ignore it, there's a bigger threat. But I'll be damned if someone takes away the christmas lights! Keane 20:19, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 4, my good fellows. As generators are, after all, precious resources, we can't very well allow people to go around smashing them all willy-nilly. Plus, my trigger fingers are getting itchy; I haven't killed anything for nearly a week. Mordred 20:29, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 4, as a badass trenchcoat it is my duty to vote for the most violent option. --Trenchcoat 21:21, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 4, our policies ought to be based on these two simple rules: under no circumstances can the karaoke or whiskey/smoothie-swilling be disrupted; and the atmosphere can't be marred by unprovoked and unnecesary violence. Haff 02:06, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 2, there are some good points that have been said before, and yes, there is nothing to be gained from having a running generator in the mall. I believe we just should focus on those PKers who come in and kill us... but I'm kind of biased... Kai Antilles 7:47 PM, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 4, I would agree with the notion that generators in malls, in the sense of actual game play, are useless. However, in The upper left corner, they help us carry out all sorts of fun activity. For instance, how are we supposed to find items like plastic trees or silly putty in the dark? Similarly, the generators also power the freezers and as Earl of Ice cream and all other frozen dairy products, this is a very important issue to me and anyone caught destroying them will be severely reprimanded. Afterall, if the freezers aren't working i won't be Earl of jack shit. - Boomstick37, 20.52, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 4, We shouldn't tolerate either needless PKing or generator destruction. There's no reason to let an obvious griefer/zombie spy get away scott free. - Darien Black 16:09, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 4, yeah definatly 4 Tordeck 00:00, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Option 2. Because if nobody is allowed to smash the generators, how can we prepare our youth to combat the KILLER ROBOTS that will terrorize Malton in the next patch? TULC's selfish policies doom humanity. --Tycho44 03:09, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

- Aye agreenk vith Oopshon 4 az vell. Ve Jagers doan like dee dark all dat mooch. McClaud 01:33, 22 February 2006 (GMT)

Zombie Spy Stance Discussion

Well I suppose I'll start off, since well, I started this. I oppose the killing of "Zombie Spies." First off, unless they are doing destructive things, such as actually hurting people or destroying generators, they don't really do anything against us. What will spies report back to the main group? "There are lots of survivors in the mall." "They have a really big ball of silly putty." We don't really have anything to hide.

Secondly, that person you think is a zombie spy could possibly be a good role-player. When they're a human, they do their best human job, when they're a zombie, they do their best zombie job. They might be a potential ally.

Thirdly, why waste the AP? Save it for the zeds on the other side of the barricades.

And lastly, some zombie spies can be pretty funny, like having their profile be "Zombie Spy." That's silly, and in the upper left corner, we're all about silly. - Queep 22:10, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Agreed. Plus there are probably a more zombie spies than we can keep track of, so even if we kill the obvious ones, there will always be someone who has maxed out their survivor skills, has "Caiger Mall Survivors" as their group affiliation, and are spies. We can't catch them all.
Also, the PKer list run by the new Council of Leaders includes an additional punishment for killing someone based on the assumption that they're a zombie spy. Not that we need to listen to the Council of Leaders, but quite a few bounty hunters use that list, and we don't want to have them going after us.-Kleptonis 22:55, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I believe that unless there is very clear evidence the "spy" should not be killed. I just got sick of all the freaks comming into the ULC to kill people like Cowboy Up. Real zombie spies dont leave groups in their profiles. Some dumbass almost kiiled a convert from the mall tour without hesitation. The ULC corner should be a bastion of acceptance and welcome all survivors. -Sexual Harris 4:19, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I don't know if my input is wanted, but I'll jump on the bandwagon as it were. While it makes sense to kill zombie spies when your numbers are small and theirs are large (think guerilla unit in zombie occupied suburb), it makes no sense when larger numbers are involved. It doesn't matter if the spies tell the zombies that there are a lot of people in Caiger and they're using the strategy that's on the wiki.

I guess there's the argument that if we don't kill them off they could mass inside and start killing from within, and that would be a good thing to stop. Or not, it might be a really interesting battle. --Icelos 03:11, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Some ideas:

  • Violence is wrong, therefore we shouldn't kill people suspected of being zombie spies.
  • I know Malton isn't in the US, but as an American, I must adhere to the principle of innocent until proven guilty.
  • I honestly think people kill Cowboy Up only because it's funny.
  • Ammo should be saved for zombies.
  • Zombies have barhah, why can't we have something similar?

Summary: Let's avoid killing zombie spies in the ULC, k? -JLP 05:25, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

One of the zombie spies in the first defense of Caiger was a really, really funny guy. I wouldn't support them if they start PKing, but if they're just hanging around and talking, then whatever, I'm cool with it.Keane 16:20, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

"Unless they are [...] destroying generators, they don't really do anything against us."

  1. Whereas: A running generator in the Upper Left Corner does not improve search rates, nor allow advanced surgery, nor provide NecroNet access, nor improve cell phone reception; and
  2. Whereas: A generator installed in the Upper Left Corner in fact serves no productive purpose whatsoever for human survivors; and
  3. Whereas Further: Placing and/or fueling up a generator in the Upper Left Corner is a dramatic waste of precious survivor resources, and thus a known crime against all Malton humanity; and
  4. Whereas Yet: A running generator provides a relaxed opportunity for role-playing, involving discussion of powered smoothie machines and mechanized valentine's mall-cupids; and
  5. Whereas Yet Further: A destroyed generator provides a frantic and exciting opportunity for role-playing, involving discussion of catastrophic smoothie-machine-failure and zombie spies armed with silly putty; and
  6. Whereas Be It Additionally Observed That: Anyone destroying a generator will in any event be instantly massacred in a hail of trenchcoater shotgunfire involving risk of injury to innocent bystanders and damage to said smoothie machine; therefore
  7. Be It Thoughtfully, Respectfully, And Last But Not Least Longwindedly
  8. Proposed That: As a matter of constructive Policy, members of the Upper Left Corner refrain from killing Zombie Spies who destroy our Generator, when such precious time could be far better spent reinforcing barricades and philosophizing about the ephemeral nature of smoothie availability. --Tycho44 16:49, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

So let's say you're just hanging around the slurpee machine and you see someone commit a PKing. So you do some research on the respective parties, the PKer and the PKee, and you come up empty. No info stating that one or the other is a right bastard. Does the PKer automatically become the evil party? Maybe the PKee stole the PKer's corndog or slept with his wife. Without more info, is it okay to now kill the PKer if he ever pops back in for a visit? If so, how do you now avoid someone else drawing these same conclusions about you when they see you kill the PKer? --Onok The Unpalatable 22:11, 14 Feb 2006 (GMT)

When administering shotgun justice (tm), stealth and misdirection are key. First, spraypaint <YOUR_NAME> IS WATCHIN. Smash the generator while everyone is confused. In the ensuing darkness, it should be easy to unload all 8 shotguns into the PKer. Shout "PKers must die, and I am the Cure!" loudly to cover up the noise of the gunshots. As long as you plan it out like this beforehand, surely no one will ever suspect you of anything. And with this sort of thing, it's all about accountability.
Umm, on second thought, maybe the best solution is just to administer first-aid kits to the PKee faster than the PKer can inflict damage. It'll all end in tears. Or Revive Syringes. Happy Valentine's Day. --Tycho44 03:01, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)


Hey everyone, feel free to change around the page, upload images, etc. Maybe we should also start a thread in the message boards. There's a lot of interesting people here, and it's a shame only the 50 most recently active people get to be a part of it - Queep 02:27, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Simple, we just plug it every so often like every group of eccentrics. I doubt anyone would mind the occasional extra URL. -Kleptonis 02:34, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I have to say, I've read a few of the excerpts from your little chats, and they're just hilarious. I may need to come over sometime just to listen! ^^ BuncyTheFrog 16:49, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I have to say that I like the idea of idea of this group, it has a certain class. Anyway, Guided Tour One of Mall Tour '06 will be seeing you guys soon! -Revolutionist 08:15, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Ditto from a feral sieger...let's compare, shall we? Caiger Mall Survivors: "Arrgh! Sitrep! Report, seregeant third class! Fubar the acronym of the military chain of command trigger bullet headshot brigade! Coordinated strike! Coordinated barricade chain report committee league militia militia militia! Shotgun bullet coordinated!" Upper Left Corner: Extreme Ironing. It's not even a contest. In the self-importance and prissiness category, CMS has the lead. In the hilarity category, ULC and the Mall Tour walk away with it. I think a full singalong of "Mahhr Zahhr" and the ULC theme song should be performed by each side. It would show solidarity against the insidious virus of taking ones-self too seriously. Kudos. Capeman

It'll be our pleasure to meet you on the field of battle. Does this mean you're going after our corner in particular, or you're just atacking the mall in general Queep 12:45, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I'm thinking of either stopping my Guided Tour from attacking the rest of the Mall (as they're so lame they don't deserve the attention that you rightfully deserve) or from attacking ULC-ers (as the rest of the inhabitants don't deserve to live). It's a tough call. How about you let us in, we kill everyone else, then the Tour and the ULC can crack open some gin and crank up the karaoke machine? Throctukes 13:43, 8 March 2006 (GMT) (Mall Tour '06 Group 3)

Question: how do i go about getting the 'food court employee skill'? Since we found the soda fountain, i keep trying to get a nice refreshing strawberry soda, but after using 38 AP all i got was 4 lime flavours and 1 lousy blueberry which made me feel rather queasy. I need that extra 15% dam it! - Boomstick37 19:00, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

The food court employee skill is under the teenager skill tree, angst and acne are pre reqs. Keane 19:21, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Well, it's official. This is the Mall Tour's favorite harman group. It's been decided that you guys have enough character to make excellent zambahs. Also, we're all wondering what your IRC channel is. - Revolutionist 07:56, 26 February 2006 (GMT)

Welcome to the party. Thanks for the high compliments Revolutionist. We'll try to live up to your high hopes for us by playing UDnD during and even after you break through the barricades and start eating our brains. I've said it on the forums and I'll say it again here, good job with the break-in last night. That must've involved a great deal of preparation. We'll have a more interesting fight from here on in. The only flaw in your idea of turning us into excellend zambahs is that our witty banter is now cut down to 7 or 8 letters. I don't think we'd be nearly as amusing as zombies - Queep 22:38, 26 February 2006 (GMT)

I see no reason why zombies shouldn't join in on our IRC channel. After all, they're outside the Upper Left Corner, and heck, sometimes inside too. The more the merrier. I suppose they might discover our Cunning Master Plan To Defeat The Zombie Menace For All Time, but... meh, whatever. Plus, if you time it right, you could end up as Zombie King of the ULC! There is now precedent, and we have coups almost every night. Arthur Cottle 09:21, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

Hmm, we could have a living king and an undead king... And when Keane gets killed, we have a temporary living king. When the undead king gets revived, they get a temporary dead king. If both happen simultaneously, then they swap! This sounds like a great plan Queep 21:47, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

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