You are inside The Trenchcoater Fortress of Doom. In here are: u83r1337d00d (60hp), A navy SEAL (1560hp), Grue (31337 hp), Godzilla (9000 hp), Trenchie (60hp), Z3rg Ru5h3r (Z3rg hp), Trechcoater (60 hp), and God (infinite hp). You feel out of place amongst so many trenchcoaters. The building has been making-entry-suicidal-ly barricaded with barbed wire, cement walls, electric fencing, and bulletproof glass, and let's not forget sentry Zergs.
There is a trenchcoater's wet dream of 2,000 n00bish zombies outside.
A machine gun is set up here. A trenchie tells you it's a GAU-8 13-barrel Gatling gun. It is operated by a trenchcoater, who is draining 30mm shells into the horde of zombies outside. He isn't making any progress, but he seems to have physical signs of attraction toward the machine gun.
Somebody has spraypainted Fort Liberty-Home of the Invincible onto a wall and onto a carboard cutout of Christina Aguilera.
Since your last turn:
- u83r1337d00d killed a u83rs\/XX0r /\/008.past
- Grue killed a n00b. (past)
- God hath smote thy legion of heathen zeds. (past)
- Godzilla ate somebody. (past)
- Grue said, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"(past)
- In Soviet Russia, Grue is likely to be eaten by You!(past)
- A navy SEAL killed a terrorist with his M16A4.(past)
- 26.70 MHz: "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend...."(past)
- Z3rg Ru5h3r Z3rg Rusht a server. It explodes, taking half of Malton with it.(past)
- A 12-year-old map_haxxt j00. You die.(past)
Due to the sudden inbalance of the delicate network of organs that support your virtual brain to maintain pseudo-consciouness, and your stalwart resistance to not taking the Blue pill but instead consuming the Red one, you were killed by a million Mr.Smiths.
Would you like to: RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT???
Me
- 1333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333337!
- uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu83r1333333333333333333333333333333333337!
- uu83r, duup3r, 1333333333333333333333333333333337!
| 31337roxxor
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| Joined:
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I don't really know, maybe early October '07
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| Character class:
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firefighter, turned trenchcoater at around level 3, came out of the darkness at level 12, and was a PKer ever since.
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| Favorite equipment:
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ChainsawZ!!!!!! but real ones? Pistol for people, axes for things.
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| Character profile:
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Urban Dead profile
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| Current status:
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Dead
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| Character group:
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none
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| Character stats:
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Level 30 Civilian
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| Journal:
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Journal for 31337roxxor
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Me killing a certain Agent "HUNK"
More me!
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Report Bounty Hunters
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| Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery.
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<< WARNING >>
The following images are graphic
and may be disturbing to some.
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Mmm Good - mmm good - mmm good
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| 31337roxxor loves working for Uncle Sam, lets me know just who I am! 1, 2 , 3, 4, United States Colonial Marine Corps! I don't want no teenage dream, I just want my Armat M41A. If I die in the combat zone, revivify me soon and ship me back in!
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An Executioner
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| Cartman does not Supports The Executioners by putting off a couple shells into every Pker they see!
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Capitalism
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| This User or Group supports the ideals of Capitalism as well as its reintegration into Malton society.
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Pimp Hat Or No Revive!
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| I refuses to inject you with the blue stuff unless you're wearing a magnificent pimp hat.
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Exams
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This user is currently sitting or studying for Exams.
He or she is likely to be unresponsive until further notice.
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- No, exams are OVER right now. Talk to me.
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Weapon of Choice
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| This user's weapon of choice is his chainsaw.
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Hunt him down!
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| Pathetic Bill must be killed and sent back to hell, where he belongs!
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Player Killer
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| "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.
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Pistol Ninja
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This user is a pistol ninja
He shall bring headshots to barhah!.
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Pyromaniac
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| 31337roxxor is a pyro and proud of it.
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Democracy
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| Democracy gives this user a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
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Supporter of Patton Tactics
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| I hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass!
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Beret
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| 31337rock-Thor wears a beret.
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Atheist
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| This user is an atheist.
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Don't Nerf Mah PKing!
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| This user is sick of people trying to nerf PKing.
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What I hate and what I would do about them
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I hate you, Conservapedia
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| This user thinks that anything that uses WikiMedia to oppose almighty Wikipedia is bad. Conservapedia is "Six times more liberal" than wikipedia...in lies. That includes defending George Bush, both of them.
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Firing Squad
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| This user thinks we should just shoot QStone and get it over with.
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Excellent Job!
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| 31337roxxor has given QStone a badge for thinking that he(it's always a he) might find it tastes good
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After a brief intermission, MORE ME!
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DUDE! It's a Template!
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| This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
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Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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Humanist
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| This user follows the philosophical school of Humanism.
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The Almighty Crowbar
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| Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar.
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It's a Joke, OK?
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| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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Sobriety
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| e-leet-rock-Thor is currently so hopped up on PWNZ0RD vodka, he slurs his name and can fire Specium Beams to make giant monsters explode!
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HOARD
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| This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.
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I'm Smarter
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| This user is smarter than you.
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Libertarian
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| This user is Libertarian.
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| Giddings Mall Un- Defender
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| This user is defending Giddings Mall from bounty hunters and clueless people (by killing them). He's pretty much off in a corner doing bloody things.
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Morse Code
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| - .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
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31337roxxor is beyond his Lastday
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| and is seeking sanctuary
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Proud To Be Alive
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| This user is a survivor and proud of it.
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Beat The Bejesus
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| This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...
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| Majuscule
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| This user supports the use of the word "Majuscule" for angering Labine50 even though they don't know what Majuscule means.
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Just Nuke the Place!
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| This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...
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His power level...
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| IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
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Pizza!
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| This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
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Legion of Doom
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| 31337roxxor is creating his own Legion of Doom
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The PKers got Kenny!
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| Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
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mudkipz
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| so i herd u liek mudkipz?
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u herd rite...
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| dis user leiks mudkips
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Malton's Most Wanted!
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| The user below is currently #not really wanted on Malton's Most Wanted list, and should be terminated on sight without mercy.
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Wanted for singing "Grilfriend" like Avril Lavigne, singing "Eye of the Tiger", PKing at least 12 people
For these crimes, the penalty is an *gasp* atomic wedgie.
Last seen in Your mom.
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Linux
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| Me has and supports Linux.
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| AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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| This user or group supports the Tarzan catchphrase of "AAAAAAAAA!" to piss off 31337roxxor. AAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAA. (Blue screeen of death.)
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