User:Dr Eddie Ashford

Templates Nothing Washes Away Zed Guts Like A Shot Of Belvedere This User Supports Heavy Drinking. Victor Platoon Member This User is in the Umbrella Corporation’s Victor Platoon. Scottish This user is Scottish. Male This user is male. Alt user This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg. 'Wiki Quiz Junkie' This User is a Wiki Quiz Junkie Umbrella Employee Our Business Is Life Itself! Proud To Be Alive This user is a survivor and proud of it. Proud To Be A Zombie Hunter This user is a Zombie Hunter and is probably off head shotting a zed right now. Trigger Happy This user has guns. Do not cross them. Axe Crazy This user has an axe. Do not cross them. Weapon of Choice This user's weapon of choice is his Boomstick. Curse You Encumbrance!!! This user carries around a lot of crap. Pizza! This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get. Remember To Sign! This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too. Sacred Ground Policy Supporter This user supports the Sacred Ground Policy. Planned Revivification This user or group supports organized revivification. SEARCH THE BOX This user knows a Zombie is in that box! WARNING! This user or group knows how to lay the smack down. We love Kiki!!! Eddie Ashford loves the hot police lady!!!. Project Welcome Member Need help? Just ask. World Domination This user has plans for world domination. Project Wiki Patrol Member Dedicated to maintaining the wiki. Don't Take It Personally This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool. Mrh? This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time. Chill Pill Dr Eddie Ashford has written you a prescription for one chill pill, and suggests you take it. Seriously. Stupid Suggestions! Whenever you make a stupid Suggestion, God kills a kitten. Stop killing kittens. Templates Dr Eddie Ashford has a bunch different templates on his page as of now. Clippit Dr Ashford has frequently attempted to destroy that fucking paperclip. Templates make FUNFUN! This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion! Fertilize the Land Policy This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost! The Almighty Crowbar Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar. Gold in Offshore Accounts This user feels that putting gold in an untouchable offshore account is better than in a basket. Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already! This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies. The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. Tusken Raider WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!! Pulp Fiction Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Han Shot First This user or group supports the theory that Han totally shot first. Seriously, anything else is ridiculous. That Greedo dude wasn't fast enough for Han Solo. Greedo This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.

Main The home page. Chat Got something to say, leave a comment here. Templates Well I had to put them somewhere. Achievements A list of my survivor and zombie achievements. Signature My wiki signature. Umbrella Corporation We want you!. Umbrella Civilian Center Umbrella Corp's Civilian help center.