WARNING

This page is full of trolls and woe. Comments may not be signed, people will be mocked, nothing will be taken seriously, and we all hate you. Quotes may not be who they say they are from. There is no reason to believe that any one in their right mind would post on here. Anything posted on this page should not be taken seriously. Cuz we're just goons and you all are pubbie morons. AM I RITE?

Remember kids - everything you post here is for THE ARCHIVES and should be insanely important and valid and possibly cure cancer.

I'm tired of that fucking Italian Spiderman gif and the bucket shit too - do find new images.
If you are a pubbie jackass please use the following menu:

1.) I'm posting to say you guys haven't broken the game.
2.) I'm posting to say that I am quitting because you are all:

    A. Trolls 
    B. Fags
    C. Too Awesome
    D. onto the fact that I am a furry pedophile dicksucking shit eater.
    E. Take Dump->on->chest

3.) I'm posting to try to start a flame war so that I can report you and get "street cred" from the other wiki fags.
4.) I'm posting to say I am a mod and hate your lack of respect for my author-i-tie but love the chubby I get from banning and warning you all. UNF! UNF !

We will try to use this as a legit talk page instead of a troll haven. All new real messages should go in the next (Comments) section.
We know you won't let us go legit so all trolling stupid fucks go at the bottom.

SIGNING THIS SHIT BECAUSE NOT TO IS A WIKI SIN. -More than likely DCC

Personal Invitation to Fort Creedy

I'd personally like to invite all of you to the gatehouse at Fort Creedy where you will find the tastiest fag dishes of all of Malton.--TheFlys 21:05, 6 May 2008 (BST)
We do not have time for personal death wishes, go eat a bucket of rotting dicks. --#19 - DrPain ^TMG 19:25, 7 May 2008 (BST)

Better yet, why don't you chucklefucks come to us? All you have to do is leave your ~~Basement~~ Fort and stand in the middle of street, ideally smeared in the condiment of your choice (BBQ sauce for me plz). I'm sure zombies sympathetic to our cause will be with you shortly. - Rotting TRex 11:12, 8 May 2008 (BST)

I see the SA forums really improve those reading comprehension skills.--TheFlys 03:50, 16 May 2008 (BST)

:frogdowns: --

LABIA on the INTERNET

^{Dunell Hills Corpseman}

#24 -

|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 11:39, 16 May 2008 (BST)

Creedy was 2 ez --#19 - DrPain ^TMG 02:10, 2 June 2008 (BST)

Comments

Anyone know where there is a Marty Banks Appreciation Section? --Glovey joe 16:42, 22 April 2008 (BST)

Happy 2 month anniversary? (at least according to March of The Dead) Perhaps cake is in order. --Tormazin 11:38, 24 April 2008 (BST)

2 month anniversary of The Dead. 5 month ann. of DHPD being evicted from DH/DMZ. 3 year ann. of SA playing UD. We need more than one cake.--DCC 15:03, 24 April 2008 (BST)

Checking today, my zombie has died 40 times in those 2 months, which is nothing if not careless. --Deadtanian 15:17, 24 April 2008 (BST)

Can you stop sucking at playing a zombie and actually stay undead? Geez.--DCC 15:23, 24 April 2008 (BST)

SPECIAL MARTY BANKS APPRECIATION STATION

Marty Madness!
MOAR
needs more MSPaint hair. Kid sinister 22:40, 12 April 2008 (BST)

You are inside the Dury Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor. Small weeds and vines are beginning to grow in the dusty wreckage. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Somebody has spraypainted The Domain of The Dead onto a wall. There is a group of nine other zombies here. There are two dead bodies here. You recognise Marty Banks.
You gesture at one of the bodies.
You say "Harman Hambargarh Mara anz"
You say "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Mara Granma Gangbang Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
-- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 21:37, 1 July 2008 (BST)

OTHER SHIT

If you are not a member of The Dead please do not edit in this section

I want the Members of The Dead to be helpful contributors to this wiki. You will do the following:

I want every member to read and comment on User:Katthew/Zombie_Improvements the talk page.
I want every member of The Dead to make a helpful contribution to the discussion of a Suggestion and vote on one that is past peer review. If it is a really good one post it here!
I want every member to add something to a location page.
And I, Coitus, want every member of The Dead to vigilantly make sure the suburb map is accurately updated AND the news for each suburb is periodically updated with the general barricade status and zombie and survivor numbers. You have the tools necessary to do so, so this is an easy way to contribute to the community at large.

Post below when you have done this. Provide links! We are members of this community and will contribute more than death and trolling. --DCC 08:20, 19 April 2008 (BST)

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Katthew/Zombie_Improvements#Two_Cents There's my Katthew contribution. More to follow! Rudiger Jones 11:13, 19 April 2008 (BST) http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Special:Contributions/Rudiger_Jones Three votes! I'm helping! Rudiger Jones 11:29, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Katthew's Improvements Comment'd! Suggestion vote'd. Have yet to find locations page where my revision would not be speedily reverted because I'm the one making it. Still trying. Jerith 17:07, 19 April 2008 (BST)

I'm not interested in location fluff, and I feel silly voting on suggestions that will likely never be seen by Kevan, but I have been making contributions. I made the Zombie page pro-zombie instead of pro-survivor. I also have been updating Suburb danger levels... and since I'm a member of the dead, to make certain I'm NPOV in doing so, I only update based on External Military Reports. Today, I spent about two hours while bored in class updating the northernmost NT status pages from our clan's aggregate data... unlike danger levels, this is an objective, not subjective sort of update. Iunnrais 17:25, 24 April 2008 (BST)

Today, I spent about two hours while bored in class updating the northernmost NT status pages from our clan's aggregate data DIS RITE HURR IS WHAT ALL YALL SHOULD BE DOIN --אֲבִיּוֹנָה 20:49, 27 April 2008 (BST)

Below this line is where you should post your stupid fucking pubbie comments

THE DEAD MORE LIKE THE FAGS AMIRITE Redead13 13:04, 20 April 2008 (BST)

Um, hey guys, I've had some trouble finding dicks to suck lately, think you could point me to a place where I could find some? LongDong McSchlong 23:23, 20 April 2008 (BST)

ask ur mom Kid sinister 17:34, 21 April 2008 (BST)

HEY GUYZ R U 4CHAN? Hahahahahahaha, this is hilarious, for 3 years I've played Ubran Dead watched as there was always an intricate balance between Survivor and Zombie. Now, a legion of anons from 4chan and co. have rallied up to rape the shit out of us. Isn't the internet great? Remember 4chaners, you have no real friends, but we still love you. - Cobra (moved cuz this dipshit can't read)--DCC 03:27, 22 April 2008 (BST)

This talk page is awfully quiet lately. --Cman yall

well hey thanks for comin here to say nothing you fag SUPERFLY McBONERS

hurr hurr shure i always enjoy fagging up wiki pages lol --Cman yall

Spelling errors, uncapitalised I, that sort of thing isn't going to fool anyone...

Anyway, I just dropped by to wonder idly why you guys have become so quiet. Planning something? Or just surrendering to the wiki-lawyers? --Cman yall 21:13, 24 April 2008 (BST)

Get out before we disbar you! --Kid sinister 00:50, 25 April 2008 (BST)

Read the A/VB page. We certainly aren't "surrendering" to wiki lawyers. You guys have just wised up and stopped pissing us off. 'Bout time, too.--DCC 23:39, 24 April 2008 (BST)

yeah well fuck you and die SUPERFLY McBONERS

Stop being so beastly :( --Cman yall 21:13, 24 April 2008 (BST)

Hey, we aren't the ones who said we were in to bestiality. (NinjaEdit: OMFG! I forgot to SIGN! I hope I do it right!)--DoohickeyBones 03:42, 25 April 2008 (BST)

I think it's more that nothing is really going on. The survivor numbers are slowly rising, it looks like the dead have given up. --Tormazin 21:31, 26 April 2008 (BST)

ITT we don't check the stats page --Kid sinister 00:04, 27 April 2008 (BST)

if u DON"T enjoy furry role-play plz donot edit in this section k thx

so whuts ur fursona lol im a 32 night elf with strong physiue and delivers pizzas as ajob SUPERFLY McBONERS

Hey wanna cyber? 32/Female Tigress (male human)/Bethnal Green U.K/Pooh's forest--Glovey joe 19:12, 19 April 2008 (BST)

- ok ya shure lets meet in the maltoon zoo ill be yiffin it up in the bear pit if u kno whot i mean lol SUPERFLY McBONERS

I'm a sloth. Kid sinister 22:38, 19 April 2008 (BST)

i have dmd hth --אֲבִיּוֹנָה 21:06, 21 April 2008 (BST)

does animel things* ~_^ --Riseabove 17:41, 22 April 2008 (BST)

HAY GUYZ IM A HIPPO, TOOT TOOT BEEP BEEP --カシュー, ザゾンビクィーン (ビープビープ) @ 01:53, 2 May 2008 (BST)

HONK HONK HIPPO! lemme put on a log btwn me and marty banks lol see if u wanna cyber like this some time ;)

SUPERFLY: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

MartyBanks: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

SUPERFLY: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

MartyBanks: haha, ok lets go.

MartyBanks: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

SUPERFLY: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

MartyBanks: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

MartyBanks: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

SUPERFLY: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

MartyBanks: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

SUPERFLY: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.

MartyBanks: stop, cmon be serious.

SUPERFLY: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

SUPERFLY: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

MartyBanks: thats it.

SUPERFLY: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

SUPERFLY: Goddam am I hard now.

needs more marties. I'd edit them in for you, but I'd get another VB report because the admin team is a bunch of beet-red dollfuckers. --Kid sinister 08:12, 3 May 2008 (BST)

A Tribute

To all my zombie spy buddies that had to sit through pubbie mind numbingly dull and retarded chats.

pours beer on curb*

Your sacrifice was not in vain, but you didn't really tell us much that we didn't already know*. Sorry.

they are pretty damn stupid. --DCC 23:39, 25 April 2008 (BST)

How do I know where The Dead is right now?

Our wiki page is a bit...confusing. Standard Zombie 03:54, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Who would be retarded enough to use the wiki to announce what they're up to? Oh wait. - Rotting TRex 14:42, 30 April 2008 (BST)
- Then, where can I find out? Standard Zombie 03:21, 1 May 2008 (BST)
  - 1)Look for large areas of destruction.

2) Change your group to 'The Dead' and listen for familiar groans.

3) Find a nice, green pubbie area and wait. We will be there shortly.--DoohickeyBones 03:28, 1 May 2008 (BST)

By the way, you fail at espionage, Standard Zombie. By attacking me as a zombie during the siege, you blew your cover. Then you marched over the the local RP, and I assume you were trying to go back into business. No go. Ah, well. Cheers! Doctor How 15:42, 6 May 2008 (BST)

Here's one thing The Dead is good at

Makings its leaders burn out. Also, fuck Kevan and this retarded syringe buff. PK'ing is clearly the way. #31 - TastyNougat ^TMG 04:39, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Don't worry Tasty! You can tag out. --דקק

#99 13:01, 30 April 2008 (BST)

You also seem to be good at destroying Christmas. The Dead should rename themselves "The Grinch" :( --Tormazin 13:59, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Christmas is over you psychos! Who sets up a tree in April??

#31 - TastyNougat ^TMG 14:39, 30 April 2008 (BST)

The only thing better than scoring points for the Globetrotters is knocking down fresh spruce. BOOYA!

#34 - robotsinmyhead^TMG Team Captain 20:30, 1 May 2008

We get wood taking out the wood. heh.--

#99 ^{DCC ^{SNACK STRONG}} 17:09, 6 May 2008 (BST)

So now that you've failed

Are you planning to admit defeat, or hold a fort and go out with a bang? --Tormazin 12:52, 10 May 2008 (BST)

are you an idiot?! They accomplished all they set out to do. The man 13:57, 10 May 2008 (BST)

failed at what? --

#99 ^{DCC ^{SNACK STRONG}} 14:29, 10 May 2008 (BST)

we flipped the survivor/zombie ratio, turned the entire map red, set records for simultaneous mall sieges, all in less than a month. What has your group accomplished? To answer your question, our plan is now to take advantage of the human buffs we forced kevan to implement and become a pk group.--

#19 - DrPain ^TMG 20:39, 10 May 2008 (BST)

Oh cool. Are you going to start another DARIS thing? Perhaps make it a 2x2 area this time since you have such large numbers? The man 16:00, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Oh no, trust me, they failed AND succeeded. They failed according to the metrics that they themselves set. As I heard it, they wanted to push the zombie ratio to 70%, which they did not manage to accomplish. In addition, they managed to tick a lot of people off, myself included...not because of their success (LUE was just as earth-shattering), but because of how they acted in victory. On the flip side, they managed to cause more malls to fall than any other zombie group in history. They didn't have the coordination of LUE and they didn't need it. They simply threw such a vast number of zombies at you that the sheer mass was unstoppable, a juggernaut of destruction. This also led to an explosive depopulation of the suburbs surrounding the malls which is why, I think, they were so successful at slaughtering thousands of survivors. A good portion of mall populations live in buildings OUTSIDE the mall. Ordinarily, this gives those survivors time to escape when the mall falls, but in The Dead's case the destruction was complete and mind-blowing. I can honestly say that when Ackland Mall fell, I have NEVER had to work so hard to stay alive. I fled farther east than I have ever fled before to get away from The Dead, and several times they almost caught me. There was no safety anywhere, not even in suburbs with no malls at all. Tarumigan 12:00, 12 May 2008 (EST)

70% was an arbitrary number tossed out by a random member as a guess as to how far we could take it. We never had any established internal goals other than bringing the christmas trees to zero, which we did. --Butters Scotch 18:51, 12 May 2008 (BST)

Butters, as incredible as this sounds.... "Christmas Trees : 2" yeah... Believe it or not, 2 people actually set down 2 trees after you destroyed them all. The man 11:27, 13 May 2008 (BST)

We can't help it that these idiots think it's ok to have trees up in May. Fuck it's like going into Wal-Mart and seeing the Xmas displays up. Who would carry a tree around this long?--

#99 ^{DCC ^{SNACK STRONG}} 14:35, 13 May 2008 (BST)

Someone who's trying to irritate you maybe? --Cman yall 21:12, 13 May 2008 (BST)

Yeah at I first did not like the dead, but hey these guys made the game way move fun. Always running; never having any where safe to go, almost getting killed at ever turn and logging in to see my character half dead. On top of that I have never had some many live battles in one week! Every time I logged in I was either walking by and getting attacked or trying to heal someone on the street and getting attacked! I have never had so much fun in a game this low teac. Oh and when you have no other chose but to sleep in a ruined building with the doors still open, then logging in the next day and still being alive! You dead guys my be a bit rude; so I have been told, but hey you guys made this game great! Thanks for the red sea!--Jamie Cantwel3 ^Talk 01:31, 14 May 2008 (BST)

Hear hear. I'm sad it already seems to be over, and we're rapidly returning to the bad old days of zombie percentages in the low 30's. Maybe the Dead will turn it around on us yet again.--Jiangyingzi 10:43, 15 May 2008 (BST)

Maybe the designer of the game will actually do his fucking job and balance things out so that zombies don't have to meta-game like fuck just to maintain a even percentage with humans in a game that's SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. Hahaha, just kidding, zombies are overpowered am i rite? - Rotting TRex 15:49, 15 May 2008 (BST)

Nah, I agree with you perfectly there. Frankly, it needs to be more fun for the average player to play a zombie; if it was we'd have more dedicated zombie players and the ratio wouldn't be so messed up most of the time.--Jiangyingzi 19:49, 15 May 2008 (BST)

I give it 2 weeks before the pubbies are wistfully remembering March, and how The Dead were the best thing to ever happen to this game. --Butters Scotch 19:28, 16 May 2008 (BST)

I give it infinite time. Go find your own game to break, with blackjack and hookers.No-genius 12:42, 18 May 2008 (BST)

they are already remembering march (BTW it includes april as well). The man 16:51, 22 May 2008 (BST)

How about making devastating certain areas of Malton such that the suburb map spells out "SA" in red suburbs? That'd be a humourous "go out with a bang" method... --Cman yall 07:03, 26 May 2008 (BST)

The image on here would have been cooler.--– Nubis 07:44, 26 May 2008 (BST)

Need to save these

label your fucking axes!! No-genius 15:46, 23 May 2008 (BST)

Where the HELL did you find that? I know there is a page on urbandead.info but I can't find it! The man 12:29, 24 May 2008 (BST)

Why not create a The Dead subpage to stick them in? It might be a bit more permenant than putting them on a talkpage.--Seventythree^Talk 13:21, 24 May 2008 (BST)

They are safe here. They used to be on a stats page, but it was only updated during March and April and fell to the wayside. And I agree the axes need better labels! --– Nubis 07:46, 26 May 2008 (BST)

Request to join The Dead.

Hello, my name is John Ibans. While my main account is living, my secondary account (Moonsummoner) is strictly a Zombie account. As such, I would like to sign Moonsummoner into this... Club? Organisation? Group? Just tell me what I have to do to join, and I will do it! John Ibans 14:48, 3 July 2008 (BST)

Hey thats great champ! Just slap on the tag and march over to dunell hills and you're rollin with the homiez! --

#19 - DrPain ^TMG 20:34, 4 July 2008 (BST)

Sounds about fair. I do feel like kicking down Fort Creedy's gatehouse a bit more so I can get Lurching Gait, but when I get it, see y'all at the show. John Ibans 01:58, 5 July 2008 (BST)

Request to Join

SUP. id like to join. lolzz. started out as a survivor,got killed and now I have been a zed since like May of last year. looking to tear shit up.

--Texasxdoom 19:19, 8 July 2008 (BST)

Watch your language pal. Swearing will get you nowhere in this life!

The madness of The Dead; sign me up, buttercup

Link to profile: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1256763

I would like to join The Dead. I will be a freelance zombie still but I would like permission to join. For the extra points, I would also point-out I'm a /b/tard. Haven't been on recently, however, due to the cancer. --Arcology 15:38, 11 July 2008 (BST)

How can you possibly think that associating yourself with /b/ is a good thing? --

#4 - Haberdash

^TMG 16:04, 16 July 2008 (BST)

Because he is full of cancer, thinking the Dead is affiliated with 4ailchan’s /b/eastiality.--Desu Desu 21:11, 16 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

-Template removed- by Nubis

This message is for Peddlesden Village. Other suburbs to follow. --Pede n t i c 03:19, 31 July 2008 (BST)

We're still around Peddlesden, as well as the rest of the DMZ, if that'll cover any future checks. -Beans McCoy 21:23, 1 August 2008 (BST)

Thanks for your time. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 17:13, 2 August 2008 (BST)

I removed the template to take this page out of that category. This group is indeed active, yet it doesn't matter if they are listed on suburb pages outside of the Dunell Hills page. The only listing they demand is that one. --– Nubis ^NWO 23:56, 2 August 2008 (BST)

DHPD Sighting

A large-ish group of DHPD members, including your close personal friend Marty, have set up shop in Peddlesden Village at Fitkin Auto Repair [0, 23] and the surrounding area. Alfred Snitchcock 22:34, 2 August 2008 (BST)

They're gone and the buildings are all ruined again. Alfred Snitchcock 22:24, 3 August 2008 (BST)

word

	TEH DEAD KILLED ME!!
	This user was eaten by the Dead and wishes they would just go away and stop being meanies. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

OWNED

http://www.muslimmassacre.com/

No replies? Damni, looks like the dead have run out of steam.... or they are too busy worrying about being targeted by Al qaeda. lol. The man 16:10, 15 September 2008 (BST)

We always knew you were retarded, but now you seem to be a racist, too. WTF?--

#99 ^DCC 09:09, 16 September 2008 (BST)

Islam is not a race. And quite frankly, it should be legal to discriminate on the grounds of religion, since different religions often tend to hate each other, and to not let them hate each other would impinge on their right to worship as they choose. By the same token, it should be legal for christians to ban gay ministers, since you really can't be both a good christian and gay. It is technically a sin, after all. The same goes for people who have sex before marriage (guilty) and disrespect their parents (guilty), btw, so don't tell me I'm discriminating, I'm just pointing out the logical flaws in the "I demand the right to have a gay wedding in your church" school of thought. --Cman yall 10:52, 16 September 2008 (BST)

@ DCC: lol are you an idiot? You goons made that game and you were forced into making a public apology. Apparently the game is back online now so the joke is completely ruined. The man 22:01, 17 September 2008 (BST)

The Dead ?

It's a bit sad that a group named "The Dead" contains many living-survivors hit'n'run PKer, no, really. Now that sounds like a badass sephiroth trenchcoat group, taking his 2-3 kills per day and fleeing to his safehouse and thinking he brought chaos and destruction, I felt pity. (or I just found the dumbest Dead ever). Anyway, do what you want 'cause you're free. PyroPyro 20:18, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

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