User talk:Leroy Jankens

Quick tip, kid

Don't go onto other groups pages and start talking shit about them. It's not big or clever. -- Cheese 19:49, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

LEEEERRRRROOOY JEEEENKINS!

So you say that the MCM is a neutral ground? Says who? The MCM? So who the fuck elected them god of Malton? Guess what, TZH declares that St George's hospital is a warzone, just like everywhere else. We also declare that the Spartans are scum sucking bottom feeding fuckfaces who can get bent. And if the MCM can declare one fucking hospital a neutral zone, then we can declare anything and everything we want. You think there is any law in this game? You're an idiot. Besides, Violet Begonia, fucking leader of the MCM has shot people in that very hospital, we have the screenshots to prove it. Not that we need them, because we don't give a shit what anyone thinks about us, the MCM, or themselves. Fuck Violent Begonia, that bitch doesn't know shit about squat.

And no, we're not bounty hunters. A bounty hunter is someone who hunts down someone who has never done anything to them, someone they heard on some shitty forum that might have killed someone who they do not know... for the sake of BOUNTIES. Hence the fucking term: BOUNTY HUNTER. What we do, is waste the motherfuckers who cross our teammates. If someone has never killed or attacked a TZH member, what do we give a shit what they did in the past, or to other people? We don't care about bounties. People who care about bounties are giant flapping vaginas. If someone kills us once, we aren't going to kill them once back. Thats bullshit. If someone attacks TZH, congrats, they got themselves a war, and we are going to kill that person forever, as many times as we want, or until they apologize for killing a TZH member. THATS our policy. And if you think your policy is any better than ours, you're nothing but a huge ass hypocrite who needs, and will soon recieve a boot enema.

Is our way better than anyone elses? Who fucking cares? Its our way, and thats all that matters to us. You can be dickheads if you want, but we have better things to do. TZH and our allies are the only people in this fucking game who give a shit about freedom, individuality, and standing up for against tyranny. All the rest of you DEM/Brainstock bandwaggoners can fuck off.

And we will always stand up for that. Long after you, and the rest of the shitty spartans have forgotten about this game. Long after the many groups that will come after you... who misunderstand, who bandwaggon, and who throw themselves against the wall that is the Balls to the Whalls philosophy... long after all of this TZH will stand. In short: BALLS TO THE FUCKING WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 20:32, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Not affiliated with either of you in anyway, but I have one question. You guys "give a shit about freedom, individuality, and standing up for against tyranny", yet you're infringing on the freedoms of all the people who engage in this supposed "neutral ground" policy? Doesn't quite match up mate.

But so we're clear, I don't really care. Kill, eat 'em, chat with 'em all the same to me.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:36, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

That is clearly a valid point, Mr. Stupid Name. In fact when the MCM first entered the scene, we gave out our support to them trying to create a safe zone. While we didn't consider it to actually be legit, we had no reason to mess with it. We actually made an attempt to cooperate, considering they weren't doing anything malevolent to us. Gotta kill zombies too, bitches. But of course, we were being killed by d-bags in there anyway and the MCM clearly had no muscle to do anything about it. So that was that, end of story. Don't care. Don't care. --Duke cage 02:42, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Danke Schoen, monsieur craggy cage for explaining the situation, while also being mean and making fun of my name. :'(...:). Well, whatevs. Have fun killing each other I suppose.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:51, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

lol "standing up for against tyranny"? Only thing you stand up for is to go spit out Whalberg's cum. Get back on your knees dhavid drohl, enjoy the oncoming retirement party. Feel free to bring up the fact the Whalberg killed me, that's fine. Sad that's the only competent member in the whole group. --PFC 07:23, 31 December 2008 (UTC)