Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service

For other uses of Umbrella see Umbrella (diambiguation).

Persevere through trust. Numbers We're on the stat page. Grand Marshal Haliman Generals Dwight Easlebrough, Synses, Litherdarkangel GOALS To help save humanity. Recruitment See recruitment Contact UBCS forum Sub-Pages Diplomacy Groups in contact with the UBCS. Alpha Team The UBCS Alpha Team. Bravo Team The UBCS Bravo Team. Information We are a pro-survivor group located in Santlerville. We help humanity, grow larger in numbers and strength, make new friends, and, if the situation calls for it, enemies(or as we call them, the people we betray and/or attack unprovoked). Most importantly, we have fun doing it all(Haliman111 has fun by touching 10 year old boys,IE: himself. The rest of us just cringe in disgust) And yes, our group's name is a copy of Umbrella Corporation that plays the important role in Urban Dead of kicking the UBCS's collective ass. We also ripped off the UBCS acronym from the U.B.C.S Merc-for-hire. We're creative that way. We are a multi-cultural group. We have people in the US, El Salvador, Canada, and undisclosed locations in Europe. Our supreme lord general chairman emperor queen mum dictator, Haliman111, even resides permanently on fire island with his 3 life partners(Law failed to pass, so they can't legally marry). Story on Haliman's daily activities: http://tinyurl.com/HALIMANNSADVENTURE We are all active at different times, but we use GMT tactics to synchronize everyone. We also zerg. A lot. Like a LLLLOOOOOTTTT. Are you a medic, and think the UBCS members are just a bunch of "shoot first, ask questions never" group? You are absolutely correct. We are in need of medics as much, if not more than marines(Mostly to the child proof caps of Haliman's medication). We also have many high positions open for members to fill if they are experienced in game, and if they are a UBCS vet. We are an experienced survivor group. And we mean experienced. Our leader has extensive experience in the fields of paranoia, mental disorders, low self esteem, seeking importance through anonimity on the internet, espionage, Treason, Attempted mutiny, dereliction of duty and brainwashing techniques. We have defended malls "Ackland, Dowdney, Stickling" and NTs "Staples, Lockwood, Russel, Hall, Ducat, Nisbit, Plowright." We know the game like haliman knows the feel of a good 5 men at once. Additional bonuses: If you say you are a woman, we will hit on you constantly, despite our inability to confirm your claim. If you are a confirmed woman, HOLY CRAP! I Just... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (Follow youtube link to find out) Recruitment Policy These are the rules for if you want to join.. You must be Pro-Survivor. You Must be Pro-Haliman You must post a photo of yourself in a purple and green leotard wearing a sign which reads "Metallica and Nickelback 4lyph!" while reenacting a scene from the breakfast club. The player must not be part of another group. A player that was part of a GKer or PKer group must cease hostilities and tell us upon requesting to join. A player caught spying will be KOS and expelled from the UBCS ranks forever. We got the idea from Umbrella Corporation! Show support for Halimans bastard clone of a group! Right now! Or else! NOW! Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service This User is a member of the U.B.C.S. Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service Ally This User or group supports The U.B.C.S. in their fight against the undead. Tagging Policy The UBCS will be dissolved, either when the its members realize how disturbed Haliman is, or when that 600 pound 10 year old finally has the stroke thats coming to him. UBCS members are told to tag everywhere but revive points, entries, and other HQ's. UBCS tags should include "UBCS" Somewhere in the tag. Otherwise, a simple forum link would suffice along with a catchy slogan; Example: "UBCS, making the zeds hard." or "Tented pants FTW! http://tinyurl.com/9aem8y" Slanderous tags should be removed immediately. Seriously. Like now. I love tiramisu. Damn, lost my train of thought. Ah, thats right, that what I was saying. Now, damn it, before Haliman throws a hissy fit and makes a Umbrella Corp group in another game! OH wait. He did. Exanimus. How pathetic. Announcements Haliman has taken Airheadoh up on his offer and has taken over the UBCS. This is not hostile, as Haliman had the consent of Airheadoh. - Sept. 27 Truth: LOLOLOLOL! tinyurl.com/9aem8y "Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service" briefly changes their name to "Fans of Final Fantasy and Dane Cook and need to have clothes specially made because my elastic pants no longer fit." Oct. 15 "Fans of Final Fantasy and Dane Cook and need to have clothes specially made because my elastic pants no longer fit." changes its name back because no member can relate to the new name but Haliman. Oct. 15 Haliman feels that he has to change something anyway so his self esteem doesn't dip so low that his mom puts him on 24 hour suicide watch again. So... - Oct. 15 "Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service" changes their name to "Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service." - Oct. 15 The UBCS has successfully completed Operation: reach-around in Ketchellbank. Staples held strong, thanks to the UBCS, and of course, The Zookeepers. Good job to everyone! Haliman spends "private time" with some of the Zookeepers' animals. They are currently still in therapy about it. Oct. 17 The UBCS moves to Santlerville. - Oct. 18 Alpha Team opens up, under Sergeant Jason. - Oct. 19 Enzyte Bob is elected as the Second - In - Command of the group. - Nov. 12 Enzyte Bob's enormous member pokes out one of Halimans eyes. His hits his target on the second try; Halimans mouth. - Nov. 13 Lithedarkangel drives Haliman to the eyepatch store, when he is diagnosed with a gouged out eyeball - Nov. 14 Bravo Team's new CO, Dwight, assumed command today. - Nov. 22 During Dwight's promotion party, Haliman bends down to pick up a donut(his 27th that night) and gets his other eye put out- this time by a pen which he had lost. It was lodged under one of his breasts. - Nov. 24 Team #3 was opened up today. Charlie Team is now opened for business and under Synses' command. - Nov. 24 The UBCS devised a plan to retake Oram PD. With the assistance of our allies, the Imperium, FOXHOUND, DITPS, and the UBCS retook Oram Walk PD. As of right now, The UBCS still has the strongest presence in the building. A side note, Alpha Team edged out Bravo for the first time by having more people attend the assault. - Nov. 25 Oram Walk PD is renamed Oral way Generalissimo Haliman tribute royal palace of penis substitutes. Haliman celebrates by purchasing the biggest gun he can possibly find. - Nov. 26 Santa brings Haliman what he always wanted(and needed), a soul. Unfortunately, Santa sees Haliman before handing him his gift and decides that it would be more merciful to put him down. - Dec. 25 A Hippopotamus is found barely alive in the middle of the road with hoove marks and sled tracks all over it. It turns out to be Haliman, who unfortunately pulls through due to extensive cushioning of the blows due to layers of fat. - Dec. 26 Wharton Towers Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service H.Q. Santlerville [73,23] the Knight Arms Elbro Drive Brassington Plaza Bythesea Alley Wharton Towers Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service H.Q. Cookesley Avenue Revive Point. Jarvie Road Forrest Park St. Columbanus's Hospital Supported Policies / Groups Sacred Ground Policy Supporter This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. PK Reporting This User or Group supports PK Reporting. Don't let Player Killers get away with murder. Report them on the Rogues Gallery. Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard. Fertilize the Land Policy This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost! Short-wave Radio Info This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 26.94 MHz Transmitter Coordinates: Undisclosed Locations FOXHOUND Ally This group is an ally of FOXHOUND and recieves the benefits of their friendship and protection. Dulston Alliance (Allied) The U.B.C.S. is a staunch supporter of the Dulston Alliance. Under His Gaze This group is an Ally of the Imperium of Man and enjoys the rights, privileges, and protections as such DEM Ally Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service is an ally of the DEM We "borrowed" from the Ridleybank Resistance Front and the Philosophe Knights. Thank you. I will be changing it more and more.