Talk:Team Zombie Hardcore

All hail Mark Whalberg!!! He has returned!

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Don't like us? Tough. Because we're here to stay. Here is an "after" shot of the last asshat that messed with us... and he was a Mutant Jedi with an adamantium skeleton from another planet and a superhero family.

Yet more proof that Whalbergium > Adamantium. Suck it Wolverine

Talk About How Much We Beat Ass

Old stuff moved to keep it tidy, some of that shit was over 2 years old!--Dhavid Grohl 12:36, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

BALLS TO THE WHALLS!

Just thought i'd say that after reading your entire wiki page, I fuckign agree - may TZH live on forever, and may The Suck die a long painful suffering death at the hands of The Awesomeness! --The Cop 02:42, 2 June 2009 (BST)

Group Subpages

Please do not create pages about your group in the main namespace. Please do so in your group space (such as Team Zombie Hardcore/YourPageHere). The page Team Zombie Hardcore's MOST SUCK Page has been moved to Team Zombie Hardcore/MOST SUCK Page. Linkthewindow  Talk  17:35, 6 July 2009 (BST)

Yeah, you're TOTALLY not zergers

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9399/zergtzhdvw.jpg - Of course not. --AegisTyra

A coordinated team attack is now zerging? Oh my. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 13:03, 15 August 2009 (BST)

If Venter is a member of TZH, why doesn't he wear tags? Hm? --AegisTyra

Tags? Oh, so venter isn't a member of TZH? Then who gives a crap, you were on <18hp, he probably saw you and though he'd do it for the lolz. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 18:35, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Low-HP survivor = easy kill. Not much else to it. Seven minute difference, which would suggest it's not co-ordinated. Or at least as co-ordinated as some. --Rahrah^{Come join the #party!}20:19, 15 August 2009 (BST)

I just want to add, Vista sucks. --Christopher Whalken 14:58, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Who the hell is venter? And how is that proof? And how does a moron suckfest like yourself not understand the concept that your annoying and major lack of ball sack means that not just us... but other people also hate you. You vandalize wikis, you post pathetic points, and you probably have a steeeeve tattoo on your face. Suck one. --Duke Cage

Yeah, Aegis Tyra sucks at least three left nuts at once. Anyone who doesn't know the truth of this is more than welcome to visit our "Most Suck" page and check it out. This "proof" is about as flimsy as his sad excuse for a penis. All small and shriveled and without and substance. As opposed to my penis, which is like my awesomeness, wide and impressive, great in girth and (usually) hard as a fucking mountain. Damnit, look what he did there?! He drew penises into this conversation. That wasn't the point. We aren't supposed to talk about penises here, we are supposed to be talking about BALLS TO THE WHALLS! See what I did there? I rule. AegisTyra needs to get bent.--Dhavid Grohl 12:54, 11 September 2009 (BST)

It really does take a certain amount of courage to venture onto the internet so inadequately equipped for a battle of wits. I know you and Duke run half of TZH's zergs, Dhavid, but you don't count as "everyone" on the wiki yet. --AegisTyra

	Vader Recommends Balls
	I find your lack of BALLS... ...disturbing.

	BALLS
	Zombie Lord recommends you grow a pair.

--Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 20:25, 12 September 2009 (BST)

Don't sweat it Aegis, I never doubted your courage. I fully admit that you have the courage to come to battle me without any wit. You do it all the time. BURN. And when I was talking about Everyone, I was more talking about DDR, and Rorybob, two people in no way connected to TZH. Well, only connected in that they can hear your sucking from the other side of the wiki. Aegis ftl. Now, is the baby going to cry about it? How about the baby goes back to his discussion page and pouts some more, while deleting opposition posts that other people put on his page. Poor baby, baby needs his binky. What? You failed to see the irony of deleting our insulting posts, while leaving some of your own on our discussion page? Why am I not surprised? Oh wait, I remember, because you're a butthurt wiki vandal. Thats why. Go suck a doorknob somewhere else, I'm trying to make out with your sister, and your constant nut slurping is really loud and annoying. --Dhavid Grohl 19:29, 11 September 2009 (BST) <--- Winner of this.

Reading is tech, Dhavid. Oh, and if 2 people are everyone these days, what does that make the several dozen people who saw the proof of your group's zerging before you hurriedly took your photobucket down? What everyone will see here, Grohl, is that I have at least tried to maintain a modicum of civility, and you, and all your group who have posted here, have reverted to the old TZH the rest of Malton knows and despises - personal attacks from people who think knob jokes and calling someone gay is the height of internet humour. Until you removed it, there was concrete proof of your group zerging - and I have no doubt MM still has that proof. There is proof on archived versions of this page of your group members text abusing. Those group members have been removed in name, but are effectively still TZH members - "Whalberg River Patrol"? Who were you trying to kid with that one?

For all your fancy claims and attempts to return to Brainstock and to remake yourself here, you are no better than you have ever been. And trying to get the Spartans to kick me out in exchange for you not zerging us any more in an area which we're nowhere near? That's really classy. --AegisTyra

Why thank you Aegis, I thought it was pretty classy myself. I know all of my teammates who heard of it thought it was a great idea. Because that a great way for everyone to win except you. I mean, we win either way, but whats another great way to burn you. Oh yeah, if we make it so even your "brothers" win too! Its sooo much fun.

And yeah, "MM" probably does have the proof. I said as much. And he's free to post whatever "proof" "he" wants. It wasn't the "proof" that was the problem. And deep down, you know that. What he did wrong was post personal information. And it was wrong. To bring RL into a game like this, thats worse than TR and Zerging and being AegisTyra all put together into one. Thats REAL life stalking. And its creepy. To think that you would support him. To think that you would post rriiiiight after he did, voicing your grand support. See, now no matter what you're a douche. Either you A) Know the guy and support his shitpiece actions and are a huge dick, or B) Don't know him but still support real life stalking, are yourself stalking our threads like an obsessed pre-teen, or C) you actually are him, and you are the biggest ass muncher of them all. You lose across the board, everytime Aegis. And I love how you're sitting at home reading this, grinding your teeth, your fists clenched and your pathetic excuse for a penis limp in your impotent rage. Your blood pressure is rising, as you are faced with your clear ineptitude. You are scrambling to think of things to say, other ways to hurt TZH, or me personally, because its all you can hope for. Its all you have left for your meaningless life, spent in the stupid quest to get back at those guys in the Jr. High locker room who made fun of you in the showers. Guess what Aegis, we are not those guys. We're just cooler than you. --Dhavid Grohl 19:52, 16 September 2009 (BST)

hi

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O...M...G...

I have not laughed so hard in forever! Loving yall's wiki! TZH, you have my blessing. --Firetwig ^W! 03:07, 8 October 2009 (BST)

Hey

I started playing again like a day ago. Instead of the Beyonder my boy gave me his account, I am playing as Paedobear. --Paedobear 07:15, 3 November 2009 (UTC)