User:The Cop

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Commander General of Task Force 141

Starslogo.jpg Special Tactics And Rescue Squad
The Cop is a member of the Special Tactics And Rescue Squad.
- Old Tag, i wear it only because it reminds me.
Know what you are talking about.
Malton Citizens Broadcast
This user or group follows the
Radio Transmission Conduct Protocol, and uses the callsign John Killah (Accept No Substitute)

John Killah lays the smackdown anytime

Class: Civillian (Cop) Level: 41


Basic Firearms Training (Player gets +25% to hit with all firearms attacks.)

+Pistol Training (An extra +25% to hit with a pistol.) 
  0Advanced Pistol Training (An extra +10% to hit.) 
+Shotgun Training (An extra +25% to hit with a shotgun.) 
  0Advanced Shotgun Training (An extra +10% to hit.) 

Hand-to-Hand Combat (+15% to melee attacks.)

+Knife Combat (An extra +15% when attacking with a knife.) 
+Axe Proficiency (An extra +15% when attacking with an axe.) 

Free Running (Can move between adjacent buildings without stepping outside.)

NecroTech Employment (Player is able to operate DNA Extractors, and can identify NecroTech offices from the street.)

+Lab Experience (Can recognise and operate basic-level NecroTech equipment.) 
  0NecroNet Access (Player can access terminals in powered NT buildings, allowing map scans and syringe manufacture.) 

First Aid (Player is able to heal an extra 5HP when using a first-aid kit.)

+Surgery (Player can heal a further 5HP if working in a hospital with power.) 
+Diagnosis (The HP values of nearby survivors are displayed next to their name.) 

Shopping (Player may choose which stores to loot, when searching a mall.)

+Bargain Hunting (Player is 25% more likely to find something when searching a mall.) 

Body Building (Player has a maximum of 60 Hit Points instead of 50.)

Tagging (Player's spraycans last longer. XP bonuses are awarded for tagging certain buildings.)

Construction (Player is able to barricade buildings.)

Headshot (If you kill a zombie, it must spend an extra 5AP to stand up.

Scent Death (Zombie can sense the largest nearby group of zombies and corpses, and distinguish revivifying bodies.)

+Scent Fear (Survivors with fewer than 25HP are shown as 'wounded' in room descriptions, and asterisked on the map.) 
+Scent Blood (The HP values of nearby survivors are displayed next to their name.) 
+Scent Trail (Zombie is able to sense the new positions of survivors it's had recent contact with.) 

Digestion (Whenever the zombie deals bite damage, it gains HP equal to the damage dealt.)

+Infectious Bite (Bitten survivors become infected and lose 1HP per action until cured.) 

Vigour Mortis (Zombie gets +10% to hit with all non-weapon attacks.)

+ Neck Lurch (Zombie gets an extra +10% to hit with bite attacks.) 
+ Death Grip (Zombie gets an extra +15% to hit with hand attacks.) 
+ Rend Flesh (Hand attacks deal an extra 1 damage.) 
+ Tangling Grasp (If the zombie hits with hands, its further attacks on that victim are at +10% to base attack until it loses its grip.) 

Memories of Life (Zombie is able to open doors to buildings.)

+Death Rattle (Zombie is able to communicate through a limited, groaned form of speech.) 
+Feeding Groan (If faced with a survivor, the zombie can emit moans audible outside up to six blocks away.)
+Ransack (Zombie is able to damage the interior of abandoned buildings, making them harder to search until they are repaired.)

Lurching Gait (Zombie can walk as fast as the living.)

+ Ankle Grab (Zombie only spends 1AP standing up.) 

My Profile:

Brief History

John Killah was an ordinary cop before the outbreak. He was in the East Grayside Brach of The Malton Police Force. He was, however, thrown from the force after hitting his Senior Oficer. Then the Zombies came in and he went solo for a couple of months, but eventually found STARS and decided to join them. There he met his now pals and gained more skills. Even to this day he fights for justice. He Presented STARS Radio FM

Time at STARS - Well, John's life at STARS has been Up and Down ... The height of his time was when he enjoyed being Second in Command and an Admin of the Forums ... His Lowest Point being Almost leaving the Group after Rowan Mayfair (otherise known as G4361) and Blackzilla1's Attack on the forum. However, John had stayed and is the longest resident of STARS in it's history at around 3 and a quarter years! He now runs his new group - Task Force 141

You could say this is John Killah on a bad day

Books from John Killah

John Killah has a Survivor Diary. To date, there have been over 200 entries, split into 21 Books. They are as follows:

Currently, John is preparing to release his 22nd Diary - The Final Trial, which will be his 5th and Final Book in the Grant Killah Chronicles Series and the last in Quarantined Malton.

He also has made entries regarding his actual struggle in Malton -

Ribbons from time with the New STARS

John Currently has Three Ribbons from the New Special Tactics and Rescue Service -

John Killah Ribbon.jpg

  • The Commanders Ribbon: Given to those on the Board of Commanders at STARS.
  • Revival Ribbon: For either risking life and limb to help revive a comrade, or reviving a certain amount of people.
  • STARS Intelligence Ribbon: Given to those who have given intelligence reports that has led to the kill or capture of a wanted criminal, or a group of oncoming foe zombies.

Medals, Forum Awards and Championship Titles from Old STARS

John had 7 medals from the old Special Tactics and Rescue Squad

  • Board Of Leaders Badge: Awarded to those who are members of the teams Board of Leaders.
  • STARS God Award: The highest ranking a STARS member can recive. They are the foundation the STARS need.
  • Revival Award: For risking life and limb to save a member.
  • Gold STARS Award: Given to those who have shown that they are willing to give the time and dedication that the S.T.A.R.S. needs.
  • STARS Bounty Hunter Award: Given to those who have tracked down and hunted those on the STARS bounty list.
  • STARS Forum Top 10 Posters: Given to those who have made it into the top 10 of the STARS Forum (Meaning those who talk way too much).
  • STARS Basic Training Medal: Rewarded to those who either Command part of BT, or those who have gone beyond their mission statement and done extremely well.


Winner: John Killah (2007)


Ribbons and Medals from Task Force 141

Operation Repo Ribbon.jpg - Operation Repossesion Participant
Operation DC Ribbon.jpg - Operation Danger Close Participant

Corporal Medal.jpg - The Corporal Medal


Civilian (level 41) The Cop
Joined: 2006-03-19
Character Details: Urban Dead profile
Rank: Civilian (level 41)
Character Class: Copper
Favorite Equipment: Revive Needle
Favorite Weapon: Glock 17 or .44 Magnum
Backup Weapon: Remington M110
Current Status: Alive and looking good'
Location: East Greyside
Current Level: 41
Kills: Currently Lost Count, Probably over the 1250 mark (HOLY CHET!)
Revives: roughly about 215
Deaths: over 90
Group: Task Force 141
Journal: [[Journal:[Survivor Diary]|[Survivor Diary]]]


The Cop Supports: 90 Templates at last date!

DaliLlama.JPG Theme song
John Killah's theme song is Voices by Rev Theory.
Battleship.jpg Battleship Cannons Fire!
This user thinks that if any battleships are patrolling in the ocean near the location of Malton, they should open fire upon the areas high in zombies because it would be cool to watch them get blown into pieces.
Cheezburger.jpg lolcat
This user can haz cheezburger.
Bill&ted05.jpg DUDE! It's a Template!
This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
Grabass.gif GRAB SOME ASS!!
This user enjoys sneaking up behind people and fondling their backsides.
Tenanciousdinthepickofdestinypic.jpg Fuckin' rockin' all the time
If you think it's time to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control,

well then you know you got to rock the block, and fucking suck my fucking cock,

if you think it's time to fucking rock.

Handshake.jpg Everybody's Human
This User or Group believes that survivors should always stand together, because everybody's human! Except, well, them.
Crucifixion.jpg This User > Jesus
This user claims to be better than Jesus
Keyhole2.jpg Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
Fire.jpg Hell
This user is going to Hell.
Sauron eye.jpg I SEE YOU!!1!
Zombie onslaught smilie.gif Zombie Massacre
This user loves going on zombie massacres.
PenguinMan.jpg Upstanding Member
This user learns from his mistakes and has become an experienced, er...normal?, member of the UDWiki community.
Jesuswasntblack.jpg Jesus Was White
This user believes that Jesus was an Aryan.
NoHubbard.jpg Scientology Unfriendly
This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.
Facebook.jpeg Facebook
This user is on facebook and might want to add you if you are too.
Beatbejesus.jpg Beat The Bejesus
This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...
Tardis.jpg Tardis
This user would love to find a Tardis in Malton, because it's safe and doesn't need cading.
Hiding.jpg Lol meth
This user is Haliman's friend.
Mercinaries.jpg Heavy Arms
This user or group has Heavy Arms and will use them if provoked.
Bbticon.jpg Template Whore
This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page.
I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
ErrorUgly.png Too Many Templates
This user puts way too many templates on their page.
Stspringfieldxd061206akn8.jpg Two Pistols
Every character John Killah has, carries two or more pistols at all times.
Designed for XP.png Windows XP
John Killah is designed for Windows XP.
Cheezburger2.jpg lolcat plus
This user can haz even bigger cheezburger.
Button.gif No Nuclear Weapons for Zombies
This user or group believes that zombies are powerful enough already, thanks

Optimusprime2.jpg Optimus Prime
The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.
Ppp.jpg Pistol Ninja
This user is a pistol ninja
He shall bring headshots to barhah!.
Scarface al pacino.jpg Scarface
You wanna play games? Okay, I'll play with you. You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!
M24.jpg Scout/Sniper
This User is capable of a 1000yd HeadShot

ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Alive
This user is a survivor and proud of it.
MyTV.jpg I want TV!
John Killah wants Malton to have TV.
Fist.JPG Punch Out!
This user has punched a zed to DEATH. Or, you know, reDeath.
Brucecampbell.jpg Bruce Campbell
John Killah knows that Bruce Campbell is a lover and a fighter, and knows the best way to find him is to follow the trail of dead men and pregnant women.
McZeds.png McZeds™
This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.
Mnweye.gif Malton Neighborhood Watch
This group or user supports the
Malton Neighborhood Watch.
Teacup.jpg Etiquette
This user or group supports etiquette.
Syringe.jpg Planned Revivification
This user or group supports
organized revivification.
Chuck.jpg BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master!
This user has mastered Chuck Norris' signature only move. It's deadly!
Mpd.png Report PKers!
Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. (Dead Link)
STARSLogo111.jpg Special Tactics And Rescue Squad
The Cop is part of the Special Tactics and Rescue Squad and takes up arms against the Zombie Invasion, The PH and anything inbetween.
Union Flag.png British
This user is British.
Rogers.jpg Mr. Rogers Style!
This user or group supports and follows the Mr. Rogers policy.
Flare.720.jpg The Second Extravaganza
This user is wholly dedicating to making the 3rd of July the most absolutely kickass night ever..
This user is a Christian.
Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.
Trident.jpg Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.
Suvival knife.jpg KNIVESl
When the knife is drawn... it's all over!
Pkdaythumb.jpg Body Count
The Cop has killed 1100 zombies.
Visited Caiger Mall
This user has visited Caiger Mall.
Visited Pole Mall
This user has visited Pole Mall.
Visited Woodroffe Mall
This user has visited Woodroffe Mall.
Visited Mitchem Mall
This user has visited Mitchem Mall.
Visited Nichols Mall
This user has visited Nichols Mall.
Noob.gif I'm Smarter
This user is smarter than you.
Firefox.png Firefox User
This user uses Firefox.
Smiley.png Template Junkies!
This user is a Template Junkie!
Steve.jpg R.I.P.
Steve Irwin

22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006

Zergling.gif Alt user
This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
Fire is Pretty
This user thinks that fire is pretty.
Squad.jpg Firing Squad
This user thinks we should just shoot zergs and get it over with.
Male.jpeg Male
This user is male.
Crayons.jpg Colors
This user's favorite color is Red.
Balance scale.jpg Fair Tactics Player
This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.
Policebadge.jpg Cop
This user is a Cop and is probably off shooting a zombie.
Cmslogo1.jpg Caiger Mall Survivor
This user or group assisted in defending Caiger Mall on one or more occasions.
This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.
Penguin-slap.gif WARNING!
This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
Insignia(final).png Phoenix Security Services
This User or Group is Allied with Phoenix Security Services
Newfireaxe.jpg Axe Crazy
This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
The Cop thinks that Malton is in England.
Martini.jpg Teetotaler
The Cop does not drink.
Banana.gif No More Bananas
Just say no to RP rape.
Hoard.jpg HOARD
This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.
My Name is Inigo Montoya
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Dtip.JPG Don't Take It Personally
This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool.
Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
The Cop has guns. Do not cross him.
Butabi What is Love.gif What is Love?
This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.
Smiley.png It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
Antiph.JPG PH Extermination
This User or Group supports the elimination of PH in the Southern Suburbs of Malton.

This user's or group's powerlevel is…

Vandalism.gif IT NEVER ENDS!
This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
Dead.gif Urban Dead
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Bored.jpg Why are you still reading these?
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
Damn.gif ... Wha?
This user just doesn't care.
The v.jpg Remember, Remember the 5th of November
This user or group supports the vendetta against the villainous undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, we will march on the choked heart of Malton and liberate it anew. Victory will be ours, and with it, vengeance!
Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user supports the Sacred Ground Policy.
European flag.png European
This user is European.
Extravaganza.jpg Extravaganza!
The Cop is dedicated to making the 3rd of July the most kick-ass night Malton has ever seen.
Killerwhale.jpg Killer Whales
This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.