User talk:KurtCocaine

Mayor

Final voting has begun. You may want to consider voting for yourself, or falling behind me in a bid to over-rule our zombie / blob oppressors.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:46, 23 June 2010 (BST)

Change your vote to the Humanative party today. A party that opposes {{{THING YOU ARE DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO}}}. KyleStyle would {{{THING YOU ARE DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO}}}. Would Misanthropy? Yes. But Misanthropy would {{{WITTY PUN}}}. For true {{{THING YOU SUPPORT}}}, change your vote to Misanthropy. Of course, if you're one of those {{{PEOPLE YOU DO NOT LIKE}}}, BY ALL MEANS, allow KyleStyle to be your Mayor.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)

{{{MEATPUPPET TESTIMONIAL}}}.--MrSuggestor 20:35, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Late breaking news!

• Late breaking news! The Humanitive party makes a core campaign promise to PK everybody who does not vote for us — and because of the difficulty in PKing zombies, we'll instead extend the offer to all survivors even if we are not elected.
• You know what to do. Do the right thing. For yourself, your friends… for Malton.
• N.B. Both our distinguished zombie opponents claim not to need your vote. That's right, they DON'T WANT YOUR VOTE. Vote for the platform that knows how to reward their loyal supporters and punish their enemies.

VOTE MISANTHROPY! and Vote Revenant. 

Paid for by the Humanitive Party.

Vote for us and we will give you a cabinet position. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 13:56, 5 July 2010 (BST)