User talk:Spiderzed/Alts/Sally
A correction or two for your records (in character)
I have Come to understand that Cobra is a thorough and well organized group. I am however unsure if the strike today was isolated or a sign of things to come (I am sure this will be clarified in fairly short order). I am further unsure if Cobra is a griefing organization or a group of straightforward PKers; accordingly, in the interest of accuracy and in the event that the latter is the case, I would like to make a couple of corrections to your records.
1. The image that you use is inaccurate; it is part of Heather propaganda and is actually Henry Kissinger. For a better image, see my user page. If you wish to satirically construct one on your own I will provide some guidelines:
A. I am slightly over 30 (35 if you count cryo-stasis time) B. I do wear glasses but they are small and circular C. I does not slouch (satiric representations of snobbery are more apropos)
Beyond this, feel free to be creative if you wish.
2. As to your reference to the fugitive, while partly correct, I have not been all over Malton but merely in Wyke and surrounding suburbs where my help was requested with the restoration effort. We moved here for a time following our experiment on the dynamics of the fort. I am a proud man but even I must at some point recognize a fool’s errand, and that is what Whittenside is until survivors once more take an interest in it.
3. This is more of a cautionary note, you use the words “Join the conflict” in reference to the Heathers. You may wish to be careful as this word choice insinuates the Heathers and the FU are in some way working together. While I am willing to incur the ire of the Ferals with such statements, you may wish to refrain from making them if you value the friendly relations you have with the FU.
4. Finally, you seem to have two people confused; this may explain the picture you used. I am a Necrowatch technician (and a skilled one if I do say so myself) but your reference to the “panty Shoppe” and the slogan “better deviance…through science” are in error. The individual you have me confused with is Dr. Albert Schwan. The mistake is easy to make but I assure you he is actually very little like me though I believe the Heathers used a part of my genetic makeup to construct him. I believe he was last seen near Crowbank.
Should you intent be to grief me, feel free to disregard this message and carry on as usual. Should it be to keep a file on me, I respect the wish to do so and please feel free to inquire further should Cobra require any additional information.
Yours in Science,
