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Hello. My name is Inigo— er. Let me start again.
Revenant
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Where is Malton?
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Revenant thinks that Malton is a producer of fine malt beverages, wherever it may be.
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Mmmm, cheese…
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Revenant really, really likes cheese.
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Coffee Addict
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Revenant believes coffee is the NECTAR OF THE GODS.
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Swim swim hungry!
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Revenant belives that Dopefish lives and that it's still hungry.
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Sobriety
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Revenant is currently in a quantum uncertainty state, and must be observed to determine sobriety. (Heisendrunk?)
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Formatting Nazi
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Revenant is a formatting Nazi and will fix your lists, indents, links, template calls or other wiki-code without asking.
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Fire is Pretty
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Revenant thinks that fire is pretty.
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Cheater
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Revenant cheats. Deal with it.
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Revenant is my preferred handle, but, out of necessity, I frequently mutate into a variant of the name. Thankfully, I was able to grab the name on this wiki.
I enjoy an eclectic mixture of complexity and simplicity in many things. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ
At some point I threw my use page open for community editing. Of course, the template I made to advertise this, User:Revenant/EditMe, has so far been much more popular for editing. Go figure. Nonetheless, feel free to vandalise improve this page (or that one!) to your heart's content.
Handle
What exactly is a revenant, you may ask?
French, from the present participle revenir 'to return', from Old French, see revenue.
revenant (plural revenants)
- someone who returns from a long absence.
- a supernatural being that returns from the dead; a zombie or ghost.
In a zombie game, being a revenant is extraordinarily appropriate. :)
Characters
- See characters for more details. In various states of donation, idleness and play
Malton
- Alan Corvus
- buccaneering volunteer firefighter and amateur actor (HKL)
- Victor Kapteyn
- needle-happy know-nothing pr1ck (KN)
- The Pirate LeChuck
- gone though fire and rot and back (TS)
- Duke D'oeuvre
- debonair discursive dacnomaniac (LCGHC)
- Al Gore Mortis
- Malton's foremost anti-breather environmentalist (SAN)
- Gaius Furius Pacilus
- everyone's favourite censor – good morning tasty!
- Rite Rev'd Revenant
- carryover corsair cap'n and "priest" (MOB)
- A here-unnamed troublemaker
Other
- Two here-unnamed Monroevillains, one still living, one not (both idled)
- Mr Cool No Pants
- letting it all hang out (BPC)
Wiki
Originally learned wiki at Wikipedia. WikiGnome.
- Projects
Testimonials & TRUFAX
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Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.
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—Gus Thomas
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Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.
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—AnimeSucks
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The Blob hereby grants his holy assent to Revenant to govern Malton in his holy name, to use any likeness and image of the gelatinous master in efforts to enslave help the citizens of Malton. The Blob hereby commissions the Malton Mint to put the image of the Blob and his Mayor, the honorable Revenant on all currency. The Blob decrees all traces of Undead puppetry be stricken from the voting record so that only Misanthropy and Revenants honest and true campaign may be seen. While the sinister Kyle Style and Evil Jorm waged a campaign of mistrust, mud slinging and other sick games only filthy and unclean zeds could enjoy, Misanthropy and Revenant were kissing babies and making promises of tax cuts which we can all believe in. Revenant is uncorruptable and the Blob is pleased to see such a noble and upstanding citizen take office.
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—Dr Summeroff
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Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.
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—Grim s
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Rev's the worst. If he's here, he's drunk. If he's not drunk, he's asleep. If he's not asleep, then maybe he'll be here, although late.
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—Banana
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I am a voting for Mis cuz he's a cool guy and for Rev for being the ONLY candidate to try to be an actual politician. You know, actually campaigning, contacting voters, employing dirty tactics. During the 2012 election, when Obama knocks on your door, will you take him to court for spamming? Blasphemy!
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—Thadeous Oakley
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The section formally known as Misc
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Grim is a God
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This User or Group believes that Grim should be nominated for sainthood, and placed on a pedestal with the other greats of our time.
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This user fears his wiki overlord(s).
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UDWiki IRC
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No rumor could have exceeded the reality; the study was filled with cronies, the air heavy with tobacco smoke, trays with bottles containing every imaginable brand of whiskey stood about, cards and poker chips ready at hand--a general atmosphere of waist-coat unbuttoned, feet on the desk, and the spittoon alongside.
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Zombie-Cat
You are lying outside the Usher Building, a large magenta-stone building with a perfectly functional roof. You recognise it as not being owned by NecroTech. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded with a piece of paper.
Somebody has spraypainted Cataracts onto a wall.
Since your last turn:
- Zombie-Cat claws you in the face for 75 damage. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago)
- You were killed by Zombie-Cat (12 hours and 34 minutes ago)
- SilverMemory pets Zombie-Cat. (12 hours and 32 seconds ago)
- Prima Giedi said "D'awwwww, can we keep it? Might need to clip its claws, though." (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
This space for rent
Enquiries welcome.