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Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013

I'm volunteering MYSELF with the helping to do some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, folks are double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, I have no idea which suburbs we're listed in, and we don't use a radio frequency. We'd like to continue being listed, so I'm preemptively putting this here with a list of every suburb where you are currently active.

The LNTVC is active in all of Central-SW Malton - but particularly Dartside, Greentown, Brooksville, and both Blythevilles. There are places theres that some of us can't go due to conflicts, and we're always ready to hit the road for any good idea, but that's where most of us haunt most of the time.

We don't use the radio.

Thanks for your efforts Wiki Team!-- 16:21, 25 October 2013 (BST)

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• Triumph the Dog shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (14 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (14 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• Triumph the Dog said "Triumph: Hello Ladies and gentlemen of Malton! Holy CRAP have we been looking for this fellow for some time! Just back from his tour of cinemas to see which ones are 3D or not -- a piece of vital information I’m quite sure…" (13 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog said "Say hello to A HELPFUL LITTLE GNOME!!" (13 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog said "Target Zombie: Um.. hi?" (13 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog said "Triumph: So, you’ve racked up quite a few contributions to the wiki over time. How long did it take you to check all those cinemas, fix them all, and get back here – where I admit we’ve been waiting for you for fucking EVER…" (13 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog said "Target Zombie: You have? Really? Well it took, I don’t know about tw-" (13 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog said "Triumph: You seem short to me. Like, so short you’d need a ladder to reach manhood. Whose ass in this room smells the worst?" (13 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog said "Target Zombie: OK, here we go. Seriously is that the –" (12 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog said "Triumph: Is it true that you had a secret tryst with Kirsty Cotton, and that’s why you’re currently championing her SysOp bid?" (12 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog said "Target Zombie: WHAT? I am n-" (12 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog said "OK, that’s all the time we have today folks! Thanks to ALHG for his time and a terrific interview! He is a good wiki contributor…FOR ME TO POOP ON!! Someone PLEASE copy a screen shot to the LNTVC talk page. Goodbye Jackasses." (12 minutes ago)
• Triumph the Dog shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (12 minutes ago)
• You were killed by Triumph the Dog. (12 minutes ago)
• Vander Pike dumped your body out onto the street. (3 minutes ago)

Well, I suppose I've been had, or discovered, or waited for, or found out, or made done for. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 15:09, 6 April 2013 (BST)

Thank you, sir. If you prefer the text, fine with me. I purposely left you in the building so you could stand up. Not sure why Vander Pike dumped you. Nice to see you finally. I'll update the main page later, or wait for that bitch Sarah to do it. We appreciate your good nature and the things you do here at the wiki. You are rather short though, aren't you?--Triumph the Dog 16:38, 6 April 2013 (BST)

Three foot four. Jumping between strategically placed stools allows some sense of normalcy. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 17:07, 6 April 2013 (BST)

Ah, but the BEST part, besides TZ's good gamesmanship to post the text himself, was the text BEFORE Triumph showed up:

• Target Zombie said "You see elbert, the difference between you and I is that I actually intended to die when I die. But when you die, it's a complete accident." (10 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• Target Zombie said "My deaths are part of a greater, transcendental plan." (10 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• Target Zombie said "There is a certain number I must reach. A death count. I have no idea what, but when I reach it, oh, you'll see." (10 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• Target Zombie said "I'm not sure what you'll see, or what I'll see, but I suspect I'll see things that you will not see, and other things that I see will be seen by you, though at a different angle." (10 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• Target Zombie said "You just wait." (10 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• Target Zombie said "I'll see. I'll see." (10 hours and 31 minutes ago)

Did TZ actually intend to die? Did he accurately predict his own demise? Was there a deeper plan at work? Inquiring minds want to know! And if you need an actual screenie, you can pull down a .png of it at http://www.rjkennett.com/ud/funny-kill-4-6-13.png - resize it and post it as you like, I've done enough work to grab it and put it there. - Elbert Gray 01:14, 7 April 2013 (BST)

I... intended all that... because... um, you see (yes), let me see. Alright. I'm very sure I told Triumph the Dog to come by and shoot me. At that time it was very important that I had 213 deaths (or maybe it was only 212) because you see, with the constellations and the tides, this number ensured that certain fly eggs (that were laid in my diseased, puss-filled gunshot wounds at the time of my death) would hatch, and that these flies would fly around and seriously bug your nose, and then I would have the utmost excuse to slap your face (nose) with a newspaper. It's all part of the plan. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 14:42, 7 April 2013 (BST)

But I had so much more to say!

Allow me to pontificate on the importance of properly documenting memorable rendezvous ... *gets dragged off stage* —Aichon— 15:58, 3 April 2013 (BST)

As a quick aside, when you made that comment about me being famous, my first thought was almost exactly along the lines of what you wrote. That REALLY gave me a laugh, since you absolutely nailed my tone and voice. —Aichon— 15:58, 3 April 2013 (BST)

HA! So glad you also had fun with it. Thanks so very much for the screenshot, and for being such a good sport. That, and most sincerely for the contributions you've made to the game and this place. Yay!!-- 17:05, 3 April 2013 (BST)

*tips his hat* Always glad to help. —Aichon— 17:28, 3 April 2013 (BST)

http://iamscott.net/1365347500745.html

Sorry, been away.x --Rosslessness 16:13, 7 April 2013 (BST)

Thanks Ross! Looks way better now with that. I hope you enjoyed your trip whatever it was!-- 15:27, 8 April 2013 (BST)

Keep that film rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin', RAWHIDE!

So I've, like, heard that you need an interview record? (Dumbwit mangled the special characters, so there is an alternate high-quality PNG. You will probably need to compress it a bit first if you want to embed it on the wiki.) --Sally A. Summers i Ω i 15:37, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

You are a class act, Ms. Summers. Thanks for the files - you can see I used them. It looks so much better when we have those. I look forward to seeing you around!  :)-- 15:56, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Also you were double lucky. Had you stumbled over that warehouse a couple of hours later, I would have been gone again --Sally A. Summers i Ω i 16:00, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Uploaded my interview

I got quite the kick out of my recent interview with Triumph the Dog. The screenshot is at File:TtD BM interview.png. Love your channel, and so glad I could appear! Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 19:03, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

You are the MAN Bob for sharing that with us! Thank you SO much. And hey, you get around town a lot... if you know the locations of any other cool folks and want to give us any tips of how to find them... that would be most appreciated! Say... like any SysOps... Feel free to make a login at our forum if you'd prefer to be more anonymous!-- 20:54, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

I actually don't get around town that much (I spend almost all my time in the Northwest) but if I meet anyone notable I'll let you know. Also, the link to your forum seems to lack an extension. Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 03:13, 9 March 2013 (UTC)

Re: OUTRAGE at St George's

Sarah, I understand your outrage and I must add that V4por has become a well liked figure at MCM. Our history with THZ has been bizarre to me at best. However, I will have to decline your request for me to kill Buck. THZ would crave nothing more than a MCM member, or better yet, me killing one of theirs.

MCM's stated mission is to heal and teach. I know that it causes other groups some distress that we don't respond to killing, but being a neutral zone with so many differing players we often have squabbles in the hospital. If you need confirmation ask the PKnights as they are often targets there.

Hopefully next time you come through the hospital you can take a moment and share a necrotini with me and we can chat. I normally check our forum, but not so much the wiki. --QBee 16:07, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

For what it's worth, being killed at St George's by TZH is something I've become accustomed to, and dare I say something that I've even come to enjoy. All that wasted effort only to spend a mere 2-3 AP being brought back to life. Maybe that's why I keep going back after making my rounds. It's a nice way to spend time waiting for one of the TZH mouth breathers to come at and get me. But in the end, it's an internal thing weather our totally amazing and super hawt leader Sarah Silverman wishes to pursue it any further. I doubt it will escalate into MCM deaths. After all, you're not the ones behind the shitty TV programming. ~ _{18:15, 16 February 2013 (UTC)}

There will be no MCM deaths. BuckNaked's death shall suffice. If the MCM wishes to sanction Triumph, or me (who asked him to kill BuckNaked), or all of LNTVC, or what have you - so be it. I consider the matter closed. We shall no longer consider St. George's any safer than any other locale. My point is that given TZH does not respect your rules, none who disrepect THEM should receive your ire regardless of location.--Sarah Silverman 18:52, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

No sanctions are needed. It's very wise not to consider St. George's as a safe place. It's a regular round for THZ to stop in and listen at the hospital. I believe v4por has been in the hospital for a couple of THZ rants. However, I too enjoy quality programing and look forward to seeing more of it in Malton. --QBee 20:26, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

my sig code.

babe, you can't add my sig code to a page. please remove it and just link to my userpage. thanks. --User:Sexualharrison17:15, 19 February 2013

Oops! Sorry!--Sarah Silverman 14:13, 20 February 2013 (UTC)

How Immature Can You Possibly Be?

Sarah, really? Taking the name of an active and widely liked group and twisting it to be its polar opposite? I thought you had some shred of originality, I suppose I was wrong... Chill 21:01, 14 September 2008 (BST)

Educator?

I am at once intrigued and shocked.--Kristi of the Dead 11:15, 30 August 2008 (BST)

Well, it beats cleaning woman, right?--Sarah Silverman 05:35, 31 August 2008 (BST)

How?

In what way do you keep lockettside in a state of shock? All you do is run round saying "Dragon Fang smells" and keeping barricades at VSB.--Athur birling 09:52, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

• Some group you guys claimed to be. Where are ya now? my contact list says everyone save jimmy is MIA. Once again the REAL lockettside valkyries outlasted a group of griefing twits. have a nice day.--Dragon fang 08:55, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Periodically, the activity of all groups is checked so the wiki can be maintained and kept up to date, just leave a message here to confirm you are active. --  RoosterDragon  23:49, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

This group is NOT active. I was a regular victim and my contact list shows all members of this group as idle for months.--Dragon fang 06:12, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

-- Linkthewindow  Talk  07:00, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

We are once again active.

Do we have to do anything?--Sarah Silverman 21:53, 12 February 2013 (UTC)

GSGM is only about removing groups from suburb listings. You just need to re-add yourself to the suburb listings, if there is any permanent hang-out you'd like to advertise.
Other common lists to get into for groups are the recruitment page and the radio channel list. That's about all of it, and neither is mandatory in any way. -- Spiderzed█ 23:13, 12 February 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. We don't need to be listed. Most 'burbs would probably rather we weren't there.  :)