User:William Told
The Man
My Suggestions
First peer reviewed crucifix suggestion evar!
Percentage of Suggestions to be Peer Reviewed: 100%
I Has a Sandbox
It's true, I do.
The Characters
William Told
The past tense makes comeback: Fire Marshall William Told is a dedicated firefighter, drunkard, and undefeated mudwrestler, in addition to being the editor of the Malton Observer.
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Malton Fire Department |
| William Told is a member of the MFD. |
Helgi Hundingsbane
Helgi Hundingsbane was orphaned as child, but he made up for it by killing his father's killer at the age of 12, without any psychological damage manifesting. He went on to kill many more things, including three clowns, a goat, and most of his wife's immediate family. She was cool with it. Currently, Helgi is in Malton, where he can frequently be seen killing things, drinking mead, and singing songs about killing things and drinking mead.
Helgi has recently succumbed to Brainrot, as he is not a pussy. Feel free to revive him if he breaks into your NT, as he will gladly fight for the survivor cause. And by "fight for the survivor cause," I mean he'll shack up in the closest pub and smash bottles on strangers' heads. It's how vikings say hello.
Ian McCootchy
Ian McCootchy enjoys long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and plunging an axe into the skulls of his enemies.
He has recently joined the St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society, and never intends to move from that block again.
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St. Ferreol's Hospital VHB, unlit |
TheUnremarkableHulk
TheUnremarkableHulk has suffered from emotional problems related to his low self-esteem for years. He was making headway with his therapist, but then his therapist tried to eat him.
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The Skorpions |
| Hey, Daddy-o! Hulk is one hip cat, and he ain't puttin' up with no jive, you dig? |
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The Skorpions |
| A Skorpion is a Skorp all the way; from your first cigarette, to your last dying day. |
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8/24 - NEVAR FORGET! |
| This user or group remembers Pluto. |
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Trick or Trick! |
| This user or group wore a costume and trick-or-treated at Blesley Mall, Oct 2008. |
Doctor Rockzo
His name was Doctor Rockzo. He was the rock'n roll clown. He did cocaine. He died in Monroeville after helping to organize the retreat of local survivors as a zombie horde bore down on them. He died in that hell at 9:03 July 16, 2008, sacrificing himself to save people he'd only just met, in a very Jesus-like fashion. His name is still Doctor Rockzo, and he is still the rock'n roll clown, but now he wants to eat your brains. Remember his sacrifice, and remember that he really, really liked to do cocaine. Seriously, man, he did a lot of cocaine.
Dr Rokso
Dr Rokso is remarkably similar to Doctor Rockzo, but lives in Malton.
Policies and Such
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Fire is Pretty |
| This user thinks that fire is pretty. |
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Dual Nature |
| This user supports the Dual Nature Policy. |
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Grammar |
| This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki. |
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Terrible Role Playing |
| Life Cultists are terrible RPers. Zombies are never, ever helpful to the living. |
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Well, I declare! |
| Blanemcc declared war on you. |
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What are you rebelling against? |
| This user is a rebel who may or may not have a cause. |
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Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter |
| This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard. |
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Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
| This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
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Pay It Forward Supporter |
| This User or Group Pays It Forward. Get a revive, give a revive. |
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DON'T PANIC! |
| Hey, you sass that hoopy William Told? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is! |
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate |
| This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
