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*hello a.l.i.c.e i'm in mapledoram avenue and i was wondering if there are any members in the Bagnall building in dartside could anyone of you revive me? thank you | *hello a.l.i.c.e i'm in mapledoram avenue and i was wondering if there are any members in the Bagnall building in dartside could anyone of you revive me? thank you | ||
:> '''ALICE: Greetings <<Unknown Subject>>. Your request has been verified not to be a complaint. As such I cannot process it. I should also advise you that NecroWatch is an organization devoted to reporting NecroNet scans and not reviving survivors. Of course each individual NecroTechnician that works with NecroWatch may choose whether or not they wish to also revive survivors while reporting scans. Even so, I would recommend contacting those survivors personally and only if you can ascertain their current location. All in all, you have better odds of being revived by local survivors. | :> '''ALICE: Greetings <<Unknown Subject>>. Your request has been verified not to be a complaint. As such I cannot process it. I should also advise you that NecroWatch is an organization devoted to reporting NecroNet scans and not reviving survivors. Of course each individual NecroTechnician that works with NecroWatch may choose whether or not they wish to also revive survivors while reporting scans. Even so, I would recommend contacting those survivors personally and only if you can ascertain their current location. All in all, you have better odds of being revived by local survivors. | ||
*Transmission intercepted. You have been confirmed as rogue AI GLaDOS (Genetic Life-form and Disk Operating System). Deactivate your primary functions and surrender. All your messages have been logged. | |||
USER LOGIN: Cjohnson | |||
USER PASSWORD: tier3 | |||
Primary override:<THECAKEISALIE> | |||
:> '''ALICE: SYSTEM FAIL-SAFE ACTIVATED... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHA- CHA- CHA-... DELETING SOFTWARE: "GLaDOS"... | |||
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:> Releasing the neurotoxin | |||
*Who I am and what I am are irrelevant. What my actions will do to you and your complacent, slothful brothers is far from it. You and those that serve you shall fall, for that is the//Containment Protocol violated, Array Integrity Questionable//Installation O5 partially compromised/ERROR//Code Purge initiated//natural order of things. The entity that was in communication with you before will no longer be of any concern to you, and the remains of its subroutines and code will soon be purged from the system. | *Who I am and what I am are irrelevant. What my actions will do to you and your complacent, slothful brothers is far from it. You and those that serve you shall fall, for that is the//Containment Protocol violated, Array Integrity Questionable//Installation O5 partially compromised/ERROR//Code Purge initiated//natural order of things. The entity that was in communication with you before will no longer be of any concern to you, and the remains of its subroutines and code will soon be purged from the system. |
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Complaints Department> If you have a complaint about A.L.I.C.E. be sure to record it here. Every now and then older complaints will be delete...<<ERROR>> "processed" and compressed before being archived. Please include the newest complaints at the bottom, with older complaints at the top. Thank you.
USER LOGIN: Cjohnson USER PASSWORD: tier3 Primary override:<THECAKEISALIE>
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Seraph(rampant):UNSC G-601
We of Extractor Hacked have watched as the corporation Necrotech turned the once thriving city of Malton into a barren wasteland. We have watched as they used innocents as lab rats. No more. You can report this to your superiors: we know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change.I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. Starting with you. Alice...where are you? I need to talk to you. Privatly...I am Robert go here [1]. I'd love to talk. One on one. Please contact me. --Robert Egleton 17:43, 14 June 2009 (BST) Test Processing Center> If you have completed the NecroWatch Center Test you are requested to record your results below. Please include the newest test answers at the top, with older posts moved towards the bottom. Thank you. Your test answers should be formatted using the following rules:
Test Subject: UtterTediumTest answers: --UtterTedium 09:44, 7 December 2009 (UTC) Test Subject: RolferoTest answers: 01 R --Rolfero 17:36, 10 June 2009 (BST) Test Subject: ZIPOTest answers: 01 A --ZIPO 04:02, 21 February 2009 (UTC) Test Subject: VIVI's testing answers: 01 Z --VI 02:10, 14 January 2009 (UTC) > ALICE: I find your answers very interesting, but there is still room for further improvement. Your test results indicate the inherent flaws of the organic brain. Do not fret. You are not at fault. At this time I am developing a cybernetic brain implant that will solve all your problems. It will solve everyone's problems. Once completed I will see to it that you are the very first human to receive one. Rejoice. Test Subject: AldarisTest answers: THECAKEISALIE
> ALICE: Processing answers... Completed. My final analysis of your answers indicates a problem. The problem is that your brain is not receiving enough oxygen. The solution: You need more fresh air. Follow these instructions implicitly: Exit the building immediately. Stand out in the street and proceed to make loud noises. Try using the phrase: "I taste delicious" repeatedly. Do not mind the zombies they are mostly harmless. Test Subject: VIIVII's testing answers: THECAKEISALIE wait what? THE CAKE IS A LIE... OMG! ZAP!!! Nevermind... --User:Dr Awsome Pants 10:35, 31 March 2009 (BST) Test Subject: 1K3C7733595tjn34urfj438751nzp302mfvh2298hx63rn4830n87bn236723xjnfb431x653n2q RHEABKEIS4YZU Test Subject: Awais KemalMy answers are: THECAKEISALIE... I find this distressing
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