User:Gregg bayes

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Gregg Bayes
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Joined: Unknown
Character class: Player Killing Bastard
Favorite equipment: Pistols, Shotguns, Axe and the Leighton Kru's complementary induction knife set
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Unknown
Character group: Leighton Kru
Character stats: Unknown
Journal: No journal for Gregg Bayes

What a right and utter bastard

~ Leighton Kru on Gregg Bayes

Don't listen to that bunch of tossers. They haven't even realised they have been wandering around in the wrong town for the past three months.

~ Gregg Bayes on Leighton Kru's excessive use of crack

The Man, The Myth, The Mother Fucking Legend as Fuck, mate

Hello. I'm Gregg Bayes, and I'm quite likely to kill you. It's nothing personal, well, unless you are in the DEM. Or you believe in God. Or if you don't. In fact, it's always personal, I always want to kill you. It's what I do best.

But who is this masked man of mystery?

Gregg Bayes is a beast. A rampaging unstoppable monster of a man, Gregg Bayes came to Malton with one intention, and one intention alone, to fuck the place up. Gregg Bayes came, he saw, he made you suck it.

Gregg Bayes is going to cut you!

Once Gregg Bayes arrived in Malton, he teamed up with Leonard Knee, John Thug, Vinyl Plate, Nigel Laurence and other assorted bastards to form a Player Killer group that would revolutionise the way people piss off other people in UD - The Leighton Kru. Since it's creation in May 2007, Gregg Bayes has been instrumental in the following Leighton Kru activites;

  1. The creation of the tactics of coming at you and cutting you.
  2. The RCDC demoralisation project.
  3. The closing of the Burchell Arms.
  4. The gutting of the Cult of the Crocodile.
  5. The public release of the DEM Roster, and the amplifying the ensuing misery.


Gregg Bayes has also seen fit to lower himself to ally with lesser mortals since his arrival in Malton, namely the PKA, DARIS and Flowers of Disease.

Hated enemies

Gregg Bayes has inevitably made some foes, as he is a complete cockholster. These would include;

  1. The DEM
  2. Kristi of the Dead - who, just for the record, is more of a fucktard than Gregg Bayes could ever aspire to be.
  3. Neon God - a mouthy little shit who Gregg Bayes took pity on and shot repeatedly.
  4. The RCDC - Not so much a hated enemy, more of a favored foe. Gregg Bayes and the Leighton Kru originally set up in Rhodenbank, and after a spate of dodgy activity from the LK, the RCDC decided to organise a covert strike. Naturally, the LK got wind of this, pleaded innocence, befriended the RCDC, and then brutally betrayed them in a huge covert strike they had been organising before the RCDC had even thought about moving against them. The Leighton Kru enjoyed killing the RCDC so much that they still take the time out of their general activities to visit their spiritual home and rape RCDC.
  5. The BAR - as they are the most mentally redundant group in Malton, bar one, prizes for guessing who.
  6. Other Assorted Wankers.

If you would like Gregg Bayes to add another name to this list, feel free to contact him, give him some really obscure reason why he should convince the Leighton Kru to anally fist somebody, and he will agree to it, as he loves bringing the pain. No questions asked.

The Leighton Kru Manifesto!

  1. Firstly and most foremost, thou shalt come at people, and cut them.
  2. Thou shalt not take the game too seriously.
  3. Thou shalt pester thine foes without hesitation or pity. NB. Our foes include everyone not in the Leighton Kru
  4. To annoyest thine enemy is greater than any injury thou can cause.
  5. Thou shalt have a laugh.
  6. Thou shalt not respect the laws laid down by anyone. ANYONE!
  7. Thou shalt carry thine knife, thine spraycan and thine narcoics at all times.
  8. Thou shalt kill on sight anyone of French origin.
  9. Thou shalt kill on sight anyone thou even suspects of being of French origin.
  10. Thou shalt kill on sight anyone who is rumoured to be French, even if thine information comes from a crack whore.
  11. Thou shalt kill or pester on sight anyone with a ridiculous name.
  12. I think the point we are trying to get across is Thou cause as much anarchy as Thou can.
  13. Thou shalt promote the name of Leighton Kru.
  14. Thou shalt promote cutting things, and the selling of illegal narcotics.
  15. Thou shalt add points to the manifesto as it suits thee.
  16. Thou shalt not pwn thine self.
  17. Finally, thou shalt go forth and cut fools.

LKKnife.jpg I cut you!!!
This group endorses the tactics of "Coming at You" and "Cutting You".
BuddyJesus.gif Unholy Ground Supporter
This user/group/weird alien love child deliberately doesn't support the sacred ground policy as he/she/it/they is inherently predisposed to coming at you and cutting you .
This user or group is associated with The PKer Alliance
DeathValley.jpg Scorched Earth
This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed.

Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.
SmallEmo.jpg Filthy Emos!!
This user or group may or may not be affiliated with The Malton Bounty Emo Killers, but agrees damn well that emos need to die!! Fat heads...
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