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| group_image=[[Image:PumkinPedophiles.jpg|Pumpkin Pedophiles are here to stay!]]|
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| group_leaders= Neo Nazi, Lezick|
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| group_goals= To spread joy to the devastated and traumatized children of Malton, and to take revenge upon deadbeat parents who abandoned their children|
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| group_recruit= You have to be a tender, loving, and caring parent & contact via MSN|
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| group_contact= scarfacekgc@yahoo.com on MSN}}
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| The Pumpkin Pedophiles were formed during the first outbreaks of [[Malton]]. [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=71360 Neo Nazi] was lurking about the cruel streets of horror, killing zombies as they popped out of manholes and dark alleys. He faced a lot of hostility from people who did not seem to like his name. Cursed he was from birth, it appears to be. He sought refuge in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korova_Milk_Bar Korova Milk Bar], where he met a candid lad by the name of [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=738584 Lezick]. The two drank [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4gerbomb Jägerbombs] all night, hearing the thuds from the zombies' dangling arms from the outside.
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| == The Grand Awakening == | | {| style="border: 2px solid #555555; border-spacing: 0; float: right; font-size: 90%; color: #555555; margin: 0em 0.5em; width: 35%" |
| | |colspan=2 style="background: #333333; color: darkorange; font-size: 110%; text-align: center"|'''Pumpkin Pedophiles''' |
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| | |style="text-align: center; background: black;" colspan="2"|[[Image:Main-image.png|Pumpkins like to look classy, too.]] |
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| | |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #555555; border-right:solid 1px #555555"| '''Abbreviation''' |
| | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #555555"|PP |
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| | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #555555"|Unknown |
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| | |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #555555; border-right:solid 1px #555555"|'''Leadership''' |
| | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #555555"|Neo Nazi & Lezick |
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| | |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #555555; border-right:solid 1px #555555"|'''Goals''' |
| | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #555555"|Facilitating a brighter tomorrow. |
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| | |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #555555; border-right:solid 1px #555555"|'''Recruitment''' |
| | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #555555"|[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Pumpkin_Pedophiles '''You must be a tender, loving and selfless individual.'''] |
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| So, it came to the marvelous minds of [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=71360 Neo Nazi] and [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=738584 Lezick] that the most vile thing that they both have encountered was the abandonment of children in [[library|libraries]], [[school|schools]], etc. This could not be forgotten from their [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=medullae+oblongatae&x=23&y=16 medullae oblongatae]. They were disgusted by the actions of the parents who were more interested in saving themselves than their own children. It was this that awakened the Pumpkin Pedophiles and alerted them that something had to be done. From them on, the Pumpkin Pedophiles deployed philanthropic men to satiate all the children of [[Malton]] and to avenge the traumatized children, by killing their parents indiscriminately. It might sound ruthless, but the Pumpkin Pedophiles believe that our posterity is of the utmost importance.
| | ==<div style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 100%; margin: 1em 1em; color: darkorange;">'''Lay of the Pumpkins'''</div>== |
| | ''"A young child emerged from the ditch, a creature''<br> |
| | ''Of mud and wild autumn winds capering''<br> |
| | ''Like a hare across a bouldered field, across''<br> |
| | ''And through the stillness of time unhinged''<br> |
| | ''That sprawls patient and unexpectant in the''<br> |
| | ''Place where battle lies spent, unmoving and''<br> |
| | ''Never again moving bodies strewn and''<br> |
| | ''Death-twisted like lost languages tracking''<br> |
| | ''Contorted glyphs on a barrow door, and she''<br> |
| | ''Read well the aftermath, the disarticulated script''<br> |
| | ''Rent and dissolute the pillars of self toppled''<br> |
| | ''Like termite towers all spilled out round her''<br> |
| | ''Dancing feet, and she shouted in gleeful''<br> |
| | ''Revelation the truth she’d found, in these''<br> |
| | ''Red-fleshed pronouncements - ‘There is peace!’''<br> |
| | ''She shrieked. ‘There is peace!’ and it was''<br> |
| | ''No difficult thing, where I stood in the shadows''<br> |
| | ''Above gore-rimed corpses to remove my belt''<br> |
| | ''Aim and loose my quarrel, skewering the mad girl''<br> |
| | ''To her proclamation. ‘Now,’ said I, in the''<br> |
| | ''Moments that followed, ‘Now, there is peace.’"''<br> |
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| The Pumpkin Pedophiles started by joining the sieges of [[Caiger Mall]], where pitiful, deadbeat parents were munching in food courts and reading their [[Newspaper|filthy newspapers]]. Then, the Pumpkin Pedophiles went on to killing extreme amounts of pitiful parents in [[Calvert Mall]] in [[Quarlesbank]]. They're currently in the processs of annihilating [[Military|military personnel]] in [[Fort Creedy]] because they take pride in hiding behind big walls while their children are starving and becoming [[Infection|infected]] by treacherous zombies. On a side mission, they are seeking justice in [[Giddings Mall]] for alleged child abuse. For fun, they've joined the [[Silent Night Slaughter]] and served justice to apathetic soldiers. Recently, [http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2141/urbandeadthecity1202309ka2.png they] [http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/233/urbandeadthecity1202309zf8.png annihilated] [http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2754/0pl2e71tmpws3.jpg all] of [http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2562/urbandeadthecity1202310rg3.png CRASH] for denying the children of Malton sausages, and rotting their teeth away with soda.
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| == Meet the Pumpkin Pedophiles' Leaders ==
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| [[Image:PPP.jpg|left|thumb|159px|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_(mythology) Atlas] upholding the great monument dedicated to the Pumpkin Pedophiles]]
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| [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=71360 Neo Nazi] | | | style="padding:10px; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 2px #555555; background-color:#222222; border-right:solid 2px #555555; border-left:solid 2px #555555; border-bottom:solid 2px #555555; text-align:center"| |
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| | '''[[Pumpkin Pedophiles/History|History]]'''</div><br/> |
| | <small>''A taste of our history.''</small> |
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| '''Neo Nazi''' is a brutal, but understanding figure. He will never forget the wrongs that have been committed against him. His passionate ways have made him few allies. But those who haven't been able to comprehend him due to their pure ignorance, were deemed his sworn enemies. Coming from a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newark,_New_Jersey poor household], he hasn't had much hope for humanity once the chaos began. With the majority of the adults being so selfish and materialistic, he found his hope only within the children of [[Malton]]. It is the very children of Malton that bring his spirits up and give him a new perception of the situation at hand. So, rising within the ranks of skills, he has dedicated his life to preserving the children of Malton, which are the very future of Malton. As an idealist, he foresees a bright ending to the current insanity. An ending where children will be listened to and loved and cherished. Oh, how he hopes for the true days of [[Halloween]] where children and adults can hold hands and have a gay time while picking out the best pumpkins from the fields. Anyone who is a threat willing to halt his dreams, will perish immediately.
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| | '''[[Pumpkin Pedophiles/Members|Members]]'''</div><br/> |
| | <small>''The Core of the Pumpkin.''</small> |
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| [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=738584 Lezick] | | [[Category:Survivor Groups]] |
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| '''Lezick''' is the most neatest, organized aristocrat of our time period, and a lover of the fine arts. Legend has it that he is a direct descendant of James Bond. While infatuated with the modern marvels of his time, he cannot help but to divulge his most loved habit of collecting classicist art. Anytime he enters a building which does not suit his taste, he is obliged to decorate it with intriguing [[Decorative Items|tapestries, paintings, and sculptures]]. People should not be misguided by his highly profound interests, for he is a missionary in disguise. His passion for art has lead him to a philosophy which, to be truthful, is very logical. He believes that in order for art to flow throughout the future generations, the children of [[Malton]] must be saved and given comfortable shelter, and allowed to have instruments and paint with them in order for them to practice and blossom with musical and artistic masterpieces. His dream of a future full of gorgeous art which is reminiscent of classical times, has filled him with optimism and courage. No one in his or her right mind would dare get in the way of his dream.
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| == Meet the Members ==
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| [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=737330 Nergin]
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| '''Nergin''',
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| a noble, celibate feline from the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England shires of Malton]. His only goals in life are to give the deprived children of [[Malton]] the decent loving upbringing he never had, some frown upon his choice of actions when going about achieving this goal but most herald him as the next Nelson Mandela, only a tad bit more gayer.
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| Naturally as a noble young child lover he doesn't racially shun any young one, in fact he's known to have cherished and raised at least 400 Vietnamese felines.
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| Never letting any [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee faggot], whore or gypsy witch slow him down, he strives to make himself more knowledgeable of the human anatomy so as to be able to properly nurture the toddlers, spending days or even weeks at a time at cemeteries inspecting the corpses of children and monitoring their craniums and anal cavities. The children seem to love Mr. Nergin's way of going about things and their opinion is all that counts to him, he will never stop the crusade for better fulfillment of toddlers, not even death can stop this one.
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| [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1046891 Fido14]
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| '''Fido14''',
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| a charismatic, malevolent dog who escaped from the netherworld; his father was [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus Cerberus]. Though evil runs in his genes, he is a totally different being. The majority of people cannot notice this due to his unusual furriness and saliva dripping from his chin, but a different soul wanders around in his body. Angered by the mistreatments of his father, and the petty insults such as "bitch" directed towards his mother, he grew up vicious and intolerable. He couldn't take anymore the loser souls which were sent to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartarus Tartarus] everyday, so he rebelled against [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hades Hades] and made a great leap from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demeter Demeter's] tatas and somehow teleported to [[Malton]]. He blames the wormholes for that very sequence of events.
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| In his newly discovered city, [[Malton]], he encountered many beings. Many of them were adults who disrespected him a great deal. Often, he was discriminated against by domesticated canines. He couldn't find anyone he could bond with. One day, he lurked around the playground of an abandoned school and found kids playing kickball. The children welcomed him with open arms and petted him and showed him great amounts of love. He even joined in the kickball game and made it all the way to 4th base! He learned of the harsh reality that the children were facing in Malton. This saddened Fido14 very much; so much that he was obliged to hunt down the deserting parents and burn them at the stake. He promised to use his evil genetic coding for something which he finally deeply believed in: the salvation of the children!
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| == Trademarked Moves ==
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| The Pumpkin Pedophiles are known to dabble in the arcane wonders of the world. And so, through their divine superiority, they create their own words which can only be understood by themselves. Linguistics is not the only area that the Pumpkin Pedophiles are known to be enlightened with. Their musical tastes surpass the average, simplistic music of the masses. Chances are the Pumpkin Pedophiles are in your area when you see:
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| * Propz, prz, lolthup, lolsup, rurthup, def, y u do dat
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| * Make me, ain't ma fault, proof?, foorp?, dop dat
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| * No problem, what is ham?, get laid, verd
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| * Lyrics of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_You_Wanna_Be_Happy "If You Wanna Be Happy"] by Jimmy Soul, [http://www.zshare.net/audio/606661673fe112/ Little Girls] by Oingo Boingo, and the chorus tunes of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphony_No._9_(Beethoven)#Second_movement Beethoven's 9th Symphony - 2nd Movement]
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| ** It is known that these songs are broadcasted over radio stations until the parents repeat them as a mantra
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