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There are two groups that go by the name Anti Zombie Squad. For the group run by Dra13, click here
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This group uses a forum for communications. |
Anti-Zombie Squad | |
Abbreviation: | AZS |
Group Numbers: | 31 |
Leadership: | Dark Butters, dr Freakenstein, Bhuwannabe, Dragei |
Goals: | Speak softly and bludgeon zombies with a big stick. While repairing stuff, healing peoples and lighting bad peoples on fire. |
Recruitment Policy: | Visit and post in the forum weekly. No zerging or Rking, Gking or PKing. Only exception is bounty hunting. |
Contact: | Forum |
The Anti-Zombie Squad
An obviously pro-survivor, anti-PK, pro-revives, pro-intellect and anti-barhah group that moves around every month in search for fresh zombies to cap. We train new survivors to be the most lethal they can be and do our part to undo the zombies' messes- and the zombies. Plus, we have tequilas and pie for everyone!
Teaching zombies how to fall facefirst since 2008!
(Pictured, left to right: Dark Butters, Dr Freakenstein, Dragei, bhuwannabe, penguinpyro.
The other AZS members were too busy giving zombies haircuts to pose.
Artwork Photo by Penguinpyro.)
Want to Join?
IF YOU LIKE:
File:Zombie Pile up.gif
THEN: register at the AZS Forum and post in the "Joining the AZS" section! We always welcome new recruits!*
*Provided that they aren't lunatics, death cultists, anti-survivors, cheaters, swindlers, spies, thugs, pugs, dirtslingers, de-barricaders, waffle-makers, barhah-lovers, flying frogs, Sith Lords or dangerously cheesy.
Be sure to read the thread called "How to Join the AZS." In case it wasn't obvious.
We require only that you enjoy making File:Zombie Pile up.gif, that you follow ethical behavior (no zerging, harming innocents, vandalization, etc), and that you stay in touch with us at least once a week.
Squads
The Anti-Zombie Squad is divided into three subdivisions. You can join any one of them, provided that you meet the requirements (posted in our forums). Sanitation Squad
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Allies
○ The Abandoned
○ Knights Templar
○ DEM
○ South Malton Watch
○ E.R.T.
○ The Randoms
○ Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service
○ STARS
○ Phoenix Security Services
○ The Fortress
○ Team Xtreme
○ Talon Company
○ Undead University
○ Task Force 141
Quotes about the AZS
- "...innocent, affable, helpful types...", "excitingly original" - One of our biggest fans and enthusiasts, Harald Von Holzapfel in the wiki
- "AZS...pure"
Our Fan Club, AZS Must Die - "They're not epic fail" -
A viciously obsessed and jealous AZS fan-stalkerA complete gentleman Sonny Corleone in an interview with the Malton Observer
Contact
Want to join?
Want to ally?
Got a beef?
Like slaying zombies?
Attracted to awesomeness?
Then: AZS Forum
The AZS Theme Song
Attention Malton- The AZS theme rap!
Sup folks I be bhuwannabe/
I represent AZS infantry/
We’re here to go and cap some zeds/
With one shot- disperse their heads/
Them zombies don’t know what’s happenin’/
Cuz’, dawg, we be like lightnin’/
We also hand Pkers their asses/
Cuz’ their brains be fast as molasses/
We’re the AZS, foo’, don’t you know/
When the going gets tough, it’s we who go/
Blasting zed and whupping PK/
Them pansy-arse fools be real g-/
Gutless! We lend our members a big hand/
Reviving the innocent, protectin’ the land/
We help the common folk, yes that’s right/
When crud hits fan, we win fight/
Cuz we the AZS, foo’, do the maths/
We’re Always Zlayin’ Sociopaths!
Q&A
Q: Who are you guys?
A: We are a dedicated pro-survivor group. We specialize in vaporizing zombies and death cultists. That's why we are the Anti-Zombie Squad. (We occasionally kill zergs when Malton gets cold and there are no other flammable materials.)
Our mission statement: defend the city, cap them zeds, and keep the survivors of Malton well supplied with Pie and Tequilas- AKA medkits and needles.
We are currently recruiting. Join today and see what AZS can do for you!
Q: What are the rules of the AZS?
A:
- You do not let zombies stand.
- You do not let zombies stand.
- No PKing or GKing, except bounty hunting.
- No zerging. Ever.
- Be courteous and civil, especially when blowing out people's brains with a shotgun.
- Keep in contact with us on the forum. Post at least once a week and regularly read the "News" and "AZS Discussion" threads. Failure to do so will result in membership loss. You'll regain it by reapplying.
- Help out survivors with barricades, revives and healing.
- Kick ass.
- Take names.
- Have fun.
Q: Briefs or boxers?
A: Whatever keeps the zombie guts out.
Q: Are there any advantages to being in AZS?
A: Duh. It's not like we'd go to the trouble of forming a group just because we want to wade in dead zombie and death cultist blood. Although that is a particularly refreshing experience, let me tell you.
As a member of the AZS:
- You have first priority for revives by our fellow pro-survivor groups, and by ourselves.
- You get up-to-date strategic information on where to find the best zombies to shoot and places to go.
- You get some awesome training, advice and protection from our survivor group.
- You get some serious badass cred.
- You will vaporize zombies and death cultists with style, as your squadmates will back you up with well-coordinated firepower, scouting, revives and medkits.
- Coming soon: Badass achievement and recognition medals!
Q: What else does "AZS" stand for?
A:
- Always Zlaying Sociopaths
- Angry Zealot Snipers
- Aggressive Zombie Slaughterers
- Awesome Zapping Specialists
- Amazing Zen Sensation
Q: How do I join?
A: See our forums (link on top of page). Our only requirements are that you be honest, eager and ready to achieve some legendary badassery.
Q: Are you guys awesome, or are you super-awesome?
A: You know, that's a very inappropriate question.
I hate having to answer the obvious.
Q: Where did you guys come from? A: Our origins: Bitten by a radioactive axe-wielding zombie hunter, our leader Eric Bessette of Malton was endowed with the proportional strength, agility and kickassery of a..... No. Wait, that's wrong.
Our origins: One fateful night, as our future leader Janus Abernathy and her parents walked home from a theater, a zombie walked up to them and told them to give him their money at clawpoint. When Mr. Abernathy resisted, the zombie ate Janus' parents in cold and unhygienic blood. Witnessing this tragedy, Janus Abernathy swore revenge on undead crime. She spent the next ten years training in various martial arts and designing gadgets. While searching for a symbol and a costume to strike fear into the undead, she was inspired by a Tequila-Pie (Pequilieat) flying through a window and thus decided to assume a persona of the....
Um....er.... Nevermind that. Here's the real information: Anti-Zombie squad's home town is Dartside where we were born in 2008. Our first leader was Truemaggot. After a brief disbanding of the group, the HQ was moved to West Grayside to The Bellamy Building (55,80), under the leadership of Eric Bessette.
In the January of 2010, we decided to tour Malton, to view all the sights and sounds, meet interesting new people and sample zombie foreheads from across the city. We change suburbs every month.
Former AZS Members
A list of people who used to be AZS members, but stopped playing UD or communicating with us. We take no responsibility for their actions.
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