UDWiki:Administration/Sysop Archives/Spiderzed/2015-02-24 Bureaucrat Promotion

Looks like none of us noticed that Ross's seat came up for election two weeks ago, so I'm starting it off today. Quick note for all of us: AHLG's re-evaluation is in another few weeks.

Start Time: 17:13, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

Finish Time: 17:13, 16 February 2015 (UTC)

—Aichon— 17:13, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

Eligible Candidates

A Helpful Little Gnome

1. He's a little helpful.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 16:12, 7 February 2015 (UTC)

Rosslessness

1. Continues to be levelheaded, active, and one of the best we have. Keep him as 'crat. —Aichon— 17:15, 2 February 2015 (UTC)
2. Does he want to? If so, sure. --Janus ^talk 20:33, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

   Sure, unless someone else desperately wants it. I assume we can still promote and demote people. --Rosslessness 20:38, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

3. Don’t wanna be Ross-less! Then we’d be in a state of… _waitaminute ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 23:58, 2 February 2015 (UTC)
4. That time of the year again? - Also, I will leave myself up for the thin veneer of ochlocrazy over the reality of Our Deer Leader Ross. -- Spiderzed▋ 22:55, 3 February 2015 (UTC)

Spiderzed

1. Rotate, or the wheel will get stuck. (Although there isn't really a wheel.) --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 04:52, 3 February 2015 (UTC)
2. Sally A Summers 4 wikilord 2015. Sexier of two evils. ---- ^{FoD PK Praise Rando!}08:14, 4 February 2015 (UTC)
3. Spidercat, Spidercat. Does whatever it is that Spidercats do. ~ _{02:37, 9 February 2015 (UTC)}
4. Because reasons are overrated, and SpiderZed is swell. --Boneshred The Hungry 00:46, 11 February 2015 (UTC)
5. Vote --Rosslessness 19:17, 11 February 2015 (UTC)

Ineligible Candidates

• Boxy - Current bureaucrat.

• Cornholioo - Wiki vandal.

1. Hear me out. Make him a bear cat for one day, then taunt him forever about how inadequate he was at the task. That is, if he's still a thing. Is he still a thing? 22:29, 8 February 2015 (UTC)

   Prety sure there's a cornyhole zerg sleeper cell just watching our every move at all times. ~ _{02:44, 9 February 2015 (UTC)}

   Shit, I'm compromised! Requesting extraction papa corny, hill hatler, etc. ---- ^{FoD PK Praise Rando!}02:52, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

   Would it not be easy to just promote Thad? --Rosslessness 22:40, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

Withdrawn Candidates

Aichon

• One advantage of being the first person to both realize that the elections are overdue and then post them up is that I get to withdraw myself immediately. ;) —Aichon— 17:14, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

  ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 00:00, 3 February 2015 (UTC)

  We obviously need a new policy to stop this blatant gaming of the system! -- boxy 08:51, 5 February 2015 (BST)

  I'm inclined to think the system is working as intended. After all, this election is two weeks late. Had anyone else realized it earlier, I'd have been up on the block with the rest...at least until I withdrew, as I almost always do. ;) —Aichon— 15:42, 5 February 2015 (UTC)

Result

Spider won. Now we just need to find a 'crat to make it official... —Aichon— 17:58, 24 February 2015 (UTC)

Confirmed. Spiderzed is crat. --Rosslessness 20:16, 24 February 2015 (UTC)

I am not the crat that this wiki needs. I am the crat that this wiki deserves. -- Spiderzed▋ 21:25, 24 February 2015 (UTC)