User:Brian eetar

Characters 1. Brian Eetar 2. I Haz ZD Navigation 1. User page 2. The Golden Machine Gun 3. Talk 4. Journal 5. Sandbox 6. Templates FTW 7. Counters FTW 8. HOPE

Counters FTW Body Count Brian Eetar has killed 15 zombies. Bra!nz Count Brian Eetar has killed 9 Harmanz. Revives Count Brian Eetar has revived 9 zombies. The above is probably inaccurate, I dont count every single Zed I revive Templates FTW Beat The Bejesus This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings... Dont do it. Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win. No Nuclear Weapons for Zombies This user or group believes that zombies are powerful enough already, thanks Wiki Code Stealer This user is a Wiki Code Stealer and is probably off copying and pasting some code. Fight Fire with Fire! This user supports the griefing of griefers. Violence is quicker Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. The Opportunists This user or group supports opportunistic behavior. u herd rite... dis user leiks mudkips Money Tree Money Really Does Grow On Trees! Borat Approved This user is 100% Borat Approved. High Five! Terrible Role Playing Life Cultists are terrible RPers. Zombies are never, ever helpful to the living. GKers Suck This group thinks that destroying generators is a pussy move. Military This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak. Where is Malton? Brian Eetar thinks that Malton is in North Yorkshire. Firefox User This user uses Firefox. Fair Tactics Player This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge. Zombies On The Move Just cuz you're dead doesn't mean you won't stay in shape... The PKers got Kenny! Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard! Proud To Be Dead This user is a zombie and proud of it. Roses are Red... Violets are Blue. This user can rhyme; Don't you wish you could too? DUDE! It's a Template! This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time. Barahween List This user wants cake for Barahween. Dolphins This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit. Weapon of Choice This user's weapon of choice is his Fire Axe. Urban Dead This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds? Blessed by Zombie Jesus This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you? No Life This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and eat cake. Curse You Encumbrance!!! This user carries around a lot of crap. Tetris Addict This user is addicted to Tetris. Axe Crazy This user has an axe. Do not cross them. Scientology Unfriendly This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous. STFU N00B This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. Kevanism This user is a Kevanist. They believe that the universe was created approximately 15 years ago by an intelligent designer. OMG, Yet Another Headshot! This user is amazed their zombie can still lurch after so many headshots. Cats This user can make flagboxes. Punch In This user or group supports X:00 tactics. It's Humour, OK? This user supports the use of humour, even if other people spell it humor. Morse Code - .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.- Mmmm, cheese… Brian Eetar really, really likes cheese. I'm Smarter This user is smarter than you. Scout This user is a scout and is probably off locating zombie concentrations. Remember To Sign! This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too. LOLWUT? no, seriusly. wut? reelly, WUT? OMG WTF IZ iT?! orly?! lololololmaozedong Too Many Templates This user puts way too many templates on their page. Why are you still reading these? This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands. Death to the Sockpuppets! Brian .E. thinks all sockpuppets are inherently evil, and that they should be killed with fire. NAFZ Approver This User or Group Approves of the NAFZ The importance of one nail This user thinks that one nail makes a big difference. Bush to the Rescue! Finally, someone in power is going to do something about this damnable zombie situation! The Pro-Pie Movement This user thinks that without a healthy supply of pie, the citizens of Malton are doomed to failure. ...badger, badger, badger, badger... This user is of the opinion that badgers rock. Why so serious? This user recognizes that Urban Dead is a game, and plays to have fun. UD Mod Conspiracy This user is onto the Mod Conspiracy, and we've got our eye on you too! What do you mean I can't use an axe?! This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes. Zombie Santa's coming to town! This user is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Zombie Santa on BARHAHmas. "Free" Running? This user believes that Free Running works by thinking with portals. RickRolled! This user has been RickRolled and wouldn't get this from any other guy. Chocolate rain! **This user moves away from the mic to breathe in. IT NEVER ENDS! This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki. I arz stoopid!!1one!1eleven! This user is a complete idiot and should not be on the wiki. w00t! Pizza! This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get. USE THE FORCE! This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies. *No small babies were harmed in the making of this template* Directions To Exit Always follow the arrows when in doubt of where to go. Kim Jong-Il This User believes that he is Kim Jong-Il. If you don't obey to his every whim, he'll drop the bomb on you. Unholy Alliance "We should be fucking dead, my friend." Mario is Stalin? This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself! Way Too Long This is a very big and very long article. It deserves at least one template. You know... For Feng Shui. Jesus Was Jewish This user believes that Jesus was most likely Jewish. Why? Because both his parents were Jews. Dual Nature This User or Group supports the Dual Nature Policy & believes that the citizens of Malton should embrace their two-fold nature. Template Whore This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!? Pay It Forward Supporter This User or Group Pays It Forward. Get a revive, give a revive. Optimus Prime The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass. Friends Don't Let Friends Zerg This user and/or group is opposed to the use of Zergs and multiple character abuse, and reserve the right to publicly humiliate those who do. Have a Nice Day! This User has enough happiness to share with everyone. Mario the Pimp This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms. Greedo This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur. Pulp Fiction Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW! This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton. Nifty This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty. How do you know she is a witch? This user was turned into a Newt... Golden Machine Gun This User or Group Spreads The Word. All hail The Golden Machine Gun What is Love? This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing. Gangsta Rap This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side. Zombie Sympathizer This user or group doesn't think that zombies should be shot just because they are different from us. Tusken Raider WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!! SILLY! This user is a member of the Ministry of Silly Walks. This user's or group's powerlevel is… Oh, the drama! This issue should be a soap opera! Hamster Hamsters will defeat the zombie menace. All hail our furry Hamster overlord BRAIN FOOD I love brains for breakfast!