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| And even If I don't die,Its hardly likely Ill carry this book around for the rest of my life, Somewhere Ill probably drop it in a battle<br/> | | And even If I don't die,Its hardly likely Ill carry this book around for the rest of my life, Somewhere Ill probably drop it in a battle<br/> |
| or someone would steal it from my body, and then theres a chance the person who finds it is outside the city,you can't quarantine a city forever,For all I know someone will publish this, or someone elses journal(I cant be the only person in the whole city with one)<br/> | | or someone would steal it from my body, and then theres a chance the person who finds it is outside the city,you can't quarantine a city forever,For all I know someone will publish this, or someone elses journal(I cant be the only person in the whole city with one)<br/> |
| And so, I decided to get some things explained about the situation,Most of this I learned from talking to other survivors in malls. | | And so, I decided to get some things explained about the situation,Most of this I learned from talking to other survivors in malls. <br/><br/> |
| | | Malton is divided into a 100 suburbs all roughly the same size, each suburb is made of about 100 blocks.<br/> |
| | The city houses 20 malls and 2 Military bases - Fort Perryn and Fort Creedy,<br/> |
| | Since the outbreak at 2005, the people of the city have organized tremendously , there are many groups of survivors working together,<br/> |
| | yet there are many obstacles in the way, murder is widespread, supplies are scarce, and now, more than ever,<br/> |
| | There are much more Zeds than humans.<br/> |
| | A Zed, or Z for short, is the widespread name for.. well.. Zombies<br/> |
| | These are not your standard, cinematic, dim witted,zombies, (at least most of them arent), they can plan, co-ordinate, and think<br/> |
| | Just like the living, but unlike the living, pain doesnt deteriorate them, unlike what youd expect, you dont have to shoot<br/> |
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Revision as of 18:24, 12 December 2008
Just cuz im a zombie doesnt mean I wont write
If youre like me and prefer hitting the random page button instead of the recent changes, there is always a certain chance you will stumble upon this page.
If you happened to stumble into this page, Then congratulations - you receive a sneak peak into my next journal entry, Im a big fan of roleplayng(NO! not that kind you filthy pevert)and so I wont write till Im revived.
instead of wasting this entry by forgetting it and probably remembering it only after I die again, Ill just write it here:
The date hardly matters
_________________________
Only now it occurs to me that Ive never seen or heard of anyone really dieing in here.
Of course people get killed, but Eventually even a Rotter gets revived,
No has died in the full sense of the word.
And then I started to think, someday Ill HAVE to day in the true sense of dying, unless everyone in Malton is somehow Immortal
And even If I don't die,Its hardly likely Ill carry this book around for the rest of my life, Somewhere Ill probably drop it in a battle
or someone would steal it from my body, and then theres a chance the person who finds it is outside the city,you can't quarantine a city forever,For all I know someone will publish this, or someone elses journal(I cant be the only person in the whole city with one)
And so, I decided to get some things explained about the situation,Most of this I learned from talking to other survivors in malls.
Malton is divided into a 100 suburbs all roughly the same size, each suburb is made of about 100 blocks.
The city houses 20 malls and 2 Military bases - Fort Perryn and Fort Creedy,
Since the outbreak at 2005, the people of the city have organized tremendously , there are many groups of survivors working together,
yet there are many obstacles in the way, murder is widespread, supplies are scarce, and now, more than ever,
There are much more Zeds than humans.
A Zed, or Z for short, is the widespread name for.. well.. Zombies
These are not your standard, cinematic, dim witted,zombies, (at least most of them arent), they can plan, co-ordinate, and think
Just like the living, but unlike the living, pain doesnt deteriorate them, unlike what youd expect, you dont have to shoot
them in the head, but it definitely helps.
1! 2! 3! Count with me!
Evil Shenanigans!--Brian Eetar DTD|CFT|GMG 19:59, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Cryogenic Freeze
Golden Machine Gun
Spread the word!
Day to day
-WE MOVED-
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w00t!
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Greedo
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I'm gonna test stuff out over here - B
It's Ctrl+c Ctrl+v time
You are lying outside the "NOT REVEALING MY LOCATION TO ANYONE" Building, a tall metal-and-glass building. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.
Lights are on inside.
Somebody has spraypainted LoBos: Fun for all and all for Fun!! onto a wall.
There are two zombies here.
There are six dead bodies here.
Since your last turn:
- Seth1r8 extracted a DNA sample from you. (13 minutes ago)
- Seth1r8 revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (12 minutes ago)
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Templates FTW
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Zombies On The Move Just cuz you're dead doesn't mean you won't stay in shape...
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The PKers got Kenny!
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| Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
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Proud To Be Dead
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Roses are Red...
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Violets are Blue.
This user can rhyme;
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DUDE! It's a Template!
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Barahween List
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Dolphins
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OMG, Yet Another Headshot!
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It's a Joke, OK?
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Mmmm, cheese…
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I'm Smarter
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Scout
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Remember To Sign!
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Bush to the Rescue!
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...badger, badger, badger, badger...
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Why so serious?
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What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
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"Free" Running?
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RickRolled!
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Chocolate rain!
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IT NEVER ENDS!
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I arz stoopid!!1one!1eleven!
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This user is a complete idiot and should not be on the wiki.
w00t!
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Pizza!
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USE THE FORCE!
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Unholy Alliance
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Optimus Prime
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Mario the Pimp
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Greedo
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Pulp Fiction
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Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
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Nifty
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What is Love?
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Gangsta Rap
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Tusken Raider
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SILLY!
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Oh, the drama!
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Hamster
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