User:Chief Seagull/Cometh the Axeman

Cometh the Axeman Tarquin Parrott (known to his prison buddies as Cometh the Axeman) – convicted murderer, legendary drunkard, and father of the infamous Cutey Snugglekins. The bad news is he's escaped from his luxury padded cell. Worse, he's escaped straight into the hellhole that is Malton. Worse still, he's armed with his favourite fire axe. Even worse than that, he's more than a wee bit sozzled (which would probably explain his choice of clothing). Surrounded by dozens of zombies and with no police to stop him, he found himself right at home... but is it only a matter of time before he starts taking out his violent tendencies on the living? Or will the abundance of alcohol still flowing in the city simply lead to a one-man drunken rampage of vandalism, obscene graffiti and pools of vomit littering the streets? Toxicology report Initial findings from a post-mortem conducted some months ago on a then-zombified Axeman indicate that the sheer amount of alcohol and other unidentified chemicals in his blood causes a somewhat undesirable reaction to the infection carried by some zombies, in as such as when revived while still infected he will go on a wrecking spree. However, if not infected he is generally docile and will act as a constructive member of society. This effectively makes him a triple nature character, as opposed to a dual nature character. Therefore, citizens are strongly advised to administer first aid to him at the earliest opportunity, whether living or undead. The following list is a document of known piñatas attributed to this sorry individual: - McDonald Drive Fire Station in Pegton. 10:12, 30 August 2010 (BST)