User:DirtMan
About Me
My Name's Mike. I've been The DirtMan since late 1987. I was working as an Archaeology Teacher in an afterschool program. I taught grades K-6. Some of the kids were too small to be able to handle the big buckets of dirt. They'd call for the Dirt Man, to help them out. That was me.
After a while the name stuck, and I've been The DirtMan, ever since.
It was only natural that I named my 1st UD character DirtMan, and that I named my UDWiki presence the same.
All of my alt's are paid for!
IMHO...If you play...You should pay!
Characters
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Roleplaying Notice |
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Fair Tactics Player |
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DirtMan
Level: 45
Locator: Whittensdie
Satellite phone: 891-7730
Profile
The DirtMan joined the Zombie Forces fighting in Malton on 2005-10-10. He is a dedicated to the Zombie cause and a member of Feral Undead. BANGARANG! He was previously a longtime member of the Undying Scourge before that group disbanded and becam a Malton legend. He participated in Dia de los Muertos and On Strike with that group. He is also quite fond of Gah Zabbang. His personal motto is Harmanz, ambraz arh Zgaarm! (Humans, embrace our Storm!)
Zombie appearance
A 20something, Mohawked Punk-Rock kid wearing jeans, boots, a black leather jacket and a huge chest wound in his Dead Kennedy's t-shirt.
Proud bearer of the Feral Undead Battle Banner!
Survivor appearance
Kind of the same, just less, well, dead!
History
DM was at a Punk Club in east Malton when the outbreak took full swing. Zombies had broken through the doors and were attacking everyone in sight. He and a few others managed to get out through the back of the building. As they were escaping through the narrow alleyways they encountered a small group of armed militia, and a larger group of Zeds. The militia fired upon the advancing zombies even though DM and his group were in the way. DM took a blast to the chest. As he lay dying a medic stopped to grab him, but was told to Leave the scum to rot with the rest. He must still remember this event, as he attacks the Military even more fiercely than he does civilians. He claims Whittenside as his home now.
See also: DirtMan's Socks. (Note: UD Supporter, Currently Was MIA, Has been found)
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Proud To Be Dead |
| This user is a zombie and proud of it. |
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Being Dead |
| DirtMan is glad to be dead. |
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Feral Undead |
| This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool. |
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B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! |
| This user knows exactly what to do with a banana. |
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Scorched Earth |
| This user supports the Scorched Earth Policy. |
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Cow Tipper |
| This user is a Cow Tipper. |
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Zombie Karaoke |
| This undead user enjoys serenading survivors when visiting safehouses. |
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Salt The Land |
| This User or Group supports the Salt The Land Policy & acknowledges that all zombies should end their day in a ransacked NecroTech building whenever possible. |
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Fort Perryn Still in undead hands, 16 zeds in gatehouse. Wager4Caiger (talk) 12:01, 16 February 2024 (UTC)
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Fort Creedy Very quiet and completely ruined. Wager4Caiger (talk) 20:08, 22 March 2024 (UTC)
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UrbanDead Sponsor! |
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Timo Ducca
Level: 23
Locator: Currently in Tapton
Satellite phone: 898-2734
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Profile
Timo is a dedicated Military character. He was created on 2008-04-02 and belongs to the group Ständige Vertretung. He is also a part-time Malton Telephone employee. Timo uses Ständige Vertretung's radio frequency, 28.15 MHz (Malton German - German language radio channel).
Survivor appearance
In his early 20s, Timo looks more like a Skater/Boy Scout wearing dirty cammo's and carrying his Jugendgruppe Rucksack. But the look in his eyes will tell you differently.
Zombie appearance
He's so terrified of Zombies, he'd probably toss himself out a window rather than get bit.
History
The Story of a Youth Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was... (Maerchen von einem, der auszog, das Fuerchten zu lernen...)
Timo and his brother Josef had been helping to train new members of the Malton Jugendclub in a secure area of Old Arkham when a huge horde of zombies broke out through the woods and began to attack the camp. It all happened so fast that not many of the boys had time to react and get away. Josef fell, and was bitten on the arm. Timo pulled out his pistol and fired off a few rounds into the things till they both could scramble away. They ran till they found a small farmbuilding, and tried to bed down for the night.
By the next morning Josef's infection had spread quickly. We've got to get to Tapton and StäV, the medics there can help you. I can't Timo, I can't make it. Don't let me die like this Timo, you know what you have to do. No, I can't...you can't die Josef, you're all I have! Do it, you know you have to!
Timo could barely see through the tears in his eyes as he aimed the gun...
Sometimes when he's aiming up and judging a shot, you can hear him whisper...Josef!
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Ständige Vertretung |
| This user is a Member of StäV |
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Private |
| This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie. |
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Malton Citizens Broadcast |
| This user or group follows the Radio Transmission Conduct Protocol |
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Malton Telephone |
| This user is a MalTel Employee. |
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Fertilize the Land Policy |
| This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost! |
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Blades of Gory (5pts) |
| This User successfully killed a Zombie using a Knife. |
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Rat Tactics |
| Survive. Revive. Thrive. |
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Pole Mall 26.05 MHz: "Pole Mall is up and powered." |
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Clapton Stadium All 4 blocks are EHB++ Sushieraser (talk) 13:41, 16 July 2021 (UTC)
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UrbanDead Sponsor! |
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A Pantomime Horse
Level: 24
Locator: Currently in Molebank
Satellite phone: 892-8424
Profile
Pantomime Horse is a dedicated Civilian character. She was created on 2008-04-14 and belongs to 10 Minutes From Hell.
Survivor appearance
In her early 20s, Pantomime looks more like a person wearing a costume, than a real person.
Zombie appearance
In her early 20s, Pantomime looks more like a person wearing a bloody costume, than a real person. She does have a post-it note stuck on her ass that says; "Please Revive!"
History
The Pantomime Horse was working at The Malton Circus, when the outbreak hit. As the tents fell, and people were being rescued, the Pantomime Horse was left behind to fend for herself. Now she doesn't care who or what she kills! PK'er, ZK'er, GK'er or RK'er...It's all the same to the Pantomime Horse!
Now, don't take that wrong. It doesn't mean that she's just a wanton killer. It just means that payback, it's a bitch named, A Pantomime Horse!
10 minutes from Hell If we are going to survive,
we need to stick together.
We support 10 mfH safehouses!
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Axe Crazy |
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Combat Revive Any Person |
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Yet another proud supporter of the Malton Zombie Recycling Program |
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UrbanDead Sponsor! |
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Giggles McButterBean
Level: 19
Locator: Undisclosed
Satellite phone: 892-0795
Profile
Giggles is a dedicated Military character, and was created on 2008-08-06. He belongs to the fictional group Circus Of the B-list Reality stArs, which is a front for Cobra.
Survivor appearance
A drunken, chain smoking, foul-mouthed clown, carrying an axe. He's wearing a name tag from The Malton Insane Asylum, with Giggles replacing the original owner's name. I don't think he's looking for a birthday party.
Zombie appearance
Even for a shambling zombie, this clown looks drunk! Has a balloon with Please Revive written on it.
History
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Cobra |
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PKer |
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Shin Hayata
Level: 12 Retired (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Locator: Currently in Dulston
Satellite phone: 895-3780
Retired
On 08/15/11 Shin retired, and has left the game.
As of 09/10/11 he was spotted in Dulston eating at Treweeke Mall. His affiliation now reads: The Science Patrol / Dead Air.
Profile
Shin is a dedicated Military character. He was created on 2008-09-06 and belongs to the fictional group The Science Patrol. He tends to gravitate towards phone masts, generators and radios as those are Technological/Science based items. As a zombie those same things enrage him, so he tends to destroy them.
Survivor appearance
Standing before you, resplendent in his silver & red suit stands Shin Hayata (早田 進). Unbeknownst to his team and the rest of the world, Shin possess the Beta Capsule, which transforms him into Ultraman (ウルトラマン,). Just, not in this game.
Zombie appearance
The character, Shin Hayata, is unavailable at the moment. If you wish to speak to him, Please Revive.
History
Just how, and why, the hell is Ultraman in Malton?
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Jeb Hawkes (Monroeville)
Level: 10 Retired
Locator: South Monroeville
Profile
Jeb Hawkes is a dedicated Zombie Character, and was created on 2008-03-19. He currently belongs to the Cornfed Undead. He had been headshot, but re-arose on 2008-06-13.
Zombie Appearance
A spikey haired guy in his mid 20s, wearing a denim jacket, white t-shirt that reads (My Kid ate Your Kid) and jeans.
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Cool External Links
An awesome List of Zombie Films that I found on the Wiki!
Mexican Wrestling! The Lucha-Wiki Ok, I'll admit I put this here for Bullgod!
The Pantomime Horse Sketch.
Sandbox
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I'm The DirtMan, and I approve this message. -- 
DirtManT|FU|StäV 04:22, 15 August 2011 (BST)
