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Behind the Blood-stained Ring: The Truth Behind Underground Manhunts in Malton
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==For many of our zombie readers, the very idea of enslaved harmanz hunting other harmanz for sheer sport is not only totally awesome, but it also represents the pinnacle of zombie sports entertainment. How did you become involved in this latest craze sweeping Malton's arenas? ==
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==A lot of us remember the thrilling conclusion to AxeHack's Manhunt 2, where Jose Cojones somehow managed to kill Vinetown Scout with a split-second, last-chance shot across three rooms, while diving behind a table. He got the kill, the trophy, and the girl. Can you tell us about your favorite Manhunt experience? ==
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title=5th of November, 2012|
image=[[Image:Rrfposter03.jpg|200px|center]]|
date=November 4th, 2012 - November 6th, 2012|
place=[[Ridleybank]], in and around the [[Blackmore Building]], perhaps the most boring building in the game.|
result=Zombies were unable to prevent the mass suicide of Survivors.|
side1=The November 5th Cult|
groups1=
[[Axes High]],
[[Blackmore Bastard Brigade]],
[[Channel 4 News Team]],
[[Creedy Defense Force]],
[[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team]],
[[The Fortress]],
[[Malton College of Medicine]],
[[Malton Civil Defense Unit]],
[[Malton Forensics Unit]].|
side2=Zombies|
groups2=[[RRF]], Stunned Onlookers|
commander1=???|
commander2=Irishmen (Papa of the [[RRF]]|
strength1=Ideological State Apparatus|
strength2=Lack of pants|
casualties1=The entire cult|
casualties2=Belief in the human spirit to endure|
}}


==Up until recently, Manhunts were held underground, away from the public gaze. Now that the sport has become more mainstream, where will Manhunts go next? How long before we see a Professional Manhunt Circuit were any zambah child can cheer when their favorite harman gladiator disembowels some poor sucker from across the city?==
The [[5th of November/2012|5th of November]] was a group of survivors based around the [[Blackmore Building]], a [[Necrotech| Necrotech Building]] in the zombie-held suburb of [[Ridleybank]]. On November 4th, concerned members of the [[RRF|Ridleybank Resistance Front]] entered Blackmore and discovered more than seventy frantic survivors inside. Despite the heroic efforts of Resistance members to calm the situation, the RRF was unable to prevent the tragic loss of the November 5th group, who believed that optimal UD siege strategy involved a carefully orchestrated, cult-based mass suicide.
Responses:


==How does one become involved in the sport? Do you just wake up one day, look at your twenty DNA extractors, and go..."You know what, I really do not feel that scanning the Walrond Ave Revive Point for the fortieth straight day. Today, there is new me. Today, I am going to go out, breathe some fresh air, enter a Manhunt competition, and gundown a fellow survivor in cold blood. And it's going to be awesome." ?==
==Overview==
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===Prologue===


==Some in the zombie community have protested the very idea of Manhunts, claiming that harmanz should spend their time fattening themselves up for slaughter, rather than running around killing each other. Where do you stand? Are we being irresponsible by allowing our prized livestock outside the pasture in order to hunt each other for sport?===
On November 3rd, 5th of November members began infiltrating Ridleybank in small groups, looking to establish a small foothold in the zombie-controlled suburb. Led by the DEM, the Army Control Corps, and the Knights Templar, the group built a stronghold at the Blackmore bulding, a little known derelict structure where nothing of consequence ever happens. Like ever. Most residents of Ridleybank were puzzled at first by these strange visitors. Were these new immigrants simply lost? Or were they baked out of their f*cking minds, hoping to score some sweet Funyuns in the middle of the zombie homeland?
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==So...be honest...in the upcoming Manhunt Marathon events, who should I bet on? This is just between you, me and my dead sports bookie, Zahnah.==
Whatever the reason, the actions of the new arrivals were quickly noticed by the zombie officials in Ridleybank. Human intrusions have long been a welcome part of Ridleybank's storied history, ranging from survivors groups hoping to fulfill their ultimate dream of being ground up by an industrial grinder and dumped off a bridge, to those looking for the penultimate, final battle that would finally restore hope to Malton and give humans something to believe in again.
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=DDR=
At first, RRF leaders began to believe that this November 5th would be different than before. That it would be special; something to cherish, and something to remember and pass down to future generations. But RRF officials soon became concerned when Ridleybank residents reported something different about this group. Sure, they looked human. They sounded human. And most importantly, they even tasted human.


==As we understand it, the first Manhunts began with the [[Beatbox Kids]]. How did the idea get started?==
But something was off. Something was wrong. These new arrivals refused to throw up crudely-made barricades and turn their headquarters into a fire death-trap, a trait that has long defined humanity. They refused to use the notorious drug Revive. And when RRF officials looked into the eyes of these new arrivals, they did not see a human hoping to avenge the loss of their entire family and escape the dark chasm of miasma trapped in their soul by shotgunning a pile of zombies.
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==Your lifetime record in the Manhunts is pretty good: 3 wins and a third place finish. What is the secret?==
They saw something much darker.
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=Ross=
===Beliefs of the November 5th Cult===


==So a Manhunt Marathon...Where men and women go out...and...kill each other...for sport...repeatedly...Do survivors now consider you to be the greatest single threat to humanity's survival? Why host a Marathon?==
===Initial preparations for Mass Suicide===


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===Attempts by Ridleybank Resistance Front to prevent the tragedy ===


=Axe=
===The Final Day===


==After the Beatbox Kids showed us the pure awesomeness that comes with hunting a fellow survivor for fun, the sport faded for some time. But then you came along, and kept it going with a series of Manhunts. Why did you help keep it alive?==
===Analysis===
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==So, I overheard a joke the other day that two types of players are known to participate in Manhunts: Playerkillers and Axehack. Any truth to that..or is this just misleading propaganda spread by jealous competitors?==
 
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Latest revision as of 01:36, 9 November 2012

5th of November (2012): Zombie POV
Danger! Danger! Danger! Zombie POV
This is a Pro-Zombie version of the 5th of November, a survivor event that took place during November 2012. This article has been both heavily edited and propagandized for maximum survivor cattle-killing fun. If you believe that destroying small groups of feral zombie children with howitzers and tactical nuclear strikes is more your cup of tea, well, you probably won't enjoy this page.


5th of November, 2012

Rrfposter03.jpg

Date: November 4th, 2012 - November 6th, 2012
Place: Ridleybank, in and around the Blackmore Building, perhaps the most boring building in the game.
Result: Zombies were unable to prevent the mass suicide of Survivors.

Combatants
The November 5th Cult x Zombies

Groups
- The November 5th Cult : Axes High,

Blackmore Bastard Brigade, Channel 4 News Team, Creedy Defense Force, Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team, The Fortress, Malton College of Medicine, Malton Civil Defense Unit, Malton Forensics Unit.

- Zombies : RRF, Stunned Onlookers

Commanders
- The November 5th Cult : ???
- Zombies : Irishmen (Papa of the RRF

Strength
- The November 5th Cult : Ideological State Apparatus
- Zombies : Lack of pants

Casualties
- The November 5th Cult : The entire cult
- Zombies : Belief in the human spirit to endure

The 5th of November was a group of survivors based around the Blackmore Building, a Necrotech Building in the zombie-held suburb of Ridleybank. On November 4th, concerned members of the Ridleybank Resistance Front entered Blackmore and discovered more than seventy frantic survivors inside. Despite the heroic efforts of Resistance members to calm the situation, the RRF was unable to prevent the tragic loss of the November 5th group, who believed that optimal UD siege strategy involved a carefully orchestrated, cult-based mass suicide.

Overview

Prologue

On November 3rd, 5th of November members began infiltrating Ridleybank in small groups, looking to establish a small foothold in the zombie-controlled suburb. Led by the DEM, the Army Control Corps, and the Knights Templar, the group built a stronghold at the Blackmore bulding, a little known derelict structure where nothing of consequence ever happens. Like ever. Most residents of Ridleybank were puzzled at first by these strange visitors. Were these new immigrants simply lost? Or were they baked out of their f*cking minds, hoping to score some sweet Funyuns in the middle of the zombie homeland?

Whatever the reason, the actions of the new arrivals were quickly noticed by the zombie officials in Ridleybank. Human intrusions have long been a welcome part of Ridleybank's storied history, ranging from survivors groups hoping to fulfill their ultimate dream of being ground up by an industrial grinder and dumped off a bridge, to those looking for the penultimate, final battle that would finally restore hope to Malton and give humans something to believe in again.

At first, RRF leaders began to believe that this November 5th would be different than before. That it would be special; something to cherish, and something to remember and pass down to future generations. But RRF officials soon became concerned when Ridleybank residents reported something different about this group. Sure, they looked human. They sounded human. And most importantly, they even tasted human.

But something was off. Something was wrong. These new arrivals refused to throw up crudely-made barricades and turn their headquarters into a fire death-trap, a trait that has long defined humanity. They refused to use the notorious drug Revive. And when RRF officials looked into the eyes of these new arrivals, they did not see a human hoping to avenge the loss of their entire family and escape the dark chasm of miasma trapped in their soul by shotgunning a pile of zombies.

They saw something much darker.

Beliefs of the November 5th Cult

Initial preparations for Mass Suicide

Attempts by Ridleybank Resistance Front to prevent the tragedy

The Final Day

Analysis


Mall-in zombie hands-small.jpg

The Blackmore Building
Probably not the election result you were expecting
--Ross Less Ness Enter Stranger... 01:24, 7 November 2012 (UTC)