User:Matt Aries

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Character Name: Matt Aries Creation Date: 2008-03-12 10:16:56 Group: Insane Asylum Patient #1183626 Alias: Richard 'Dick' Cheese Height: 5' 11" Weight: 290lbs Age: 37 Hair Color: brown matted with dried blood and greasy Eye Color: brown and bloodshot Skin Type: White (Stained red by blood) Description: A psychotic misanthropic killer clown suffering from split personality disorder. Wearing: a blood-soaked clown mask, a blood-soaked black jumpsuit, a blood-soaked pair of steel toe clown shoes. Personal Quote: "Does it look like I give a fuck?" You are inside the entrance of The Malton Insane Asylum, an imposing ivory white building covered in dried blood. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined. Somebody has spraypainted a image of a clown onto a wall. Their are thousands of dead bodies here. Since your last turn: Matt Aries slapped you with a rubber chicken across the face(4 seconds ago) Matt Aries says Ahahaha! You got cockslapped ... HAHAHAH! *Snort* HAHAHA! *Falls to floor crying in laughter* You got ... you ... got ... *Fart* AHHHH HAHAHA!(0 seconds ago) ‎ GOT BALLS! Matt Aries got balls, but not a lot of brains. Honor Among Thieves This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer. ‎ Musée de Meurtre "I went to Musée de Meurtre, and all I got were these lousy bullet wounds!" ‎ Remembered Forever Brad Glore: Dec. 17th, 1974 - Sept. 11th, 2009 Remembered by many for his respect & ability to make you laugh. Most of all, for being a good friend. Malton Murder Award Nominee, 2009 This user or group has been nominated in a category at the Malton Murder Awards 2009. Pleads Insanity Matt Aries has finally gone off the deep end! Trick or Trick! This user or group wore a costume and trick-or-treated at Blesley Mall, Oct 2008. Trick-or-Treat Matt Aries trick-or-treated at Dowdney Mall, Nov 1st 2009. Fair Tactics Player This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge. Cocksmacked Matt Aries loves to cocksmack people. Sex Addict And damn proud of it! BOOBS! ...Nuff said.