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So If you are going to post here: New posts at the '''<u>BOTTOM!</u>'''<br> Use a '''<nowiki>==Second Level Heading==</nowiki>''' and remember to '''<u>sign your posts.</u>'''}}<br>
 
So If you are going to post here: New posts at the '''<u>BOTTOM!</u>'''<br> Use a '''<nowiki>==Second Level Heading==</nowiki>''' and remember to '''<u>sign your posts.</u>'''}}<br>
  
'''Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience. I also reserve the right to change any header or title herein to anything i feel like. Don't like it? Than don't post here.'''<br>
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'''Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience. I also reserve the right to change any header or title herein to anything i feel like. Don't like it? Then don't post here.'''<br>
  
  

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Stop hand.png READ THIS FIRST AND THEN THE TEXT BELOW
"Every discussion within an online community converges to a zero-information signal characterized by empty assertions concerning the foundational dichotomy of that community." -Godwin's Law.

So If you are going to post here: New posts at the BOTTOM!
Use a ==Second Level Heading== and remember to sign your posts.


Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience. I also reserve the right to change any header or title herein to anything i feel like. Don't like it? Then don't post here.


**** SEXY 64 BASIC V3 ****
64K LULZ READY SYSTEM KEMPY IZ G4Y

READY.
10 PRINT "KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!"
20 GOTO 10
30 RUN
KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!
KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!
KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!
KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!
KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!
>BREAK


Unjust scale.jpg Please remember to keep this article biased.




Be nice

Don't be mean to the new guy, he's just trying to help. He probably should've posted on the arbies talk page first, though. -- †  talk ? f.u. 14:28, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

fine. but only cause you asked nicely.. can you tell i woke up hungover? what is it always with the new guys that have to comment on every page they look at? i think he should work on his sig and read a bit more before commenting or voting on anything. i know i should be more inclusive. but that would be role-playing and i hate that shit.  :P -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 15:39, 18 January 2012 (bst)
TBH I also thought he was being a bit nosy, given that he had only been here a couple months. He reminds me a bit of me when I started (reporting bots, pages up for deletion/moving). But, I did wait until I felt it wouldn't be awkward to post on admin pages. I shall now resolve to be more tolerable of you swearing at them n00bz. XD -- †  talk ? f.u. 16:02, 18 January 2012 (UTC)
P.S. I just saw his latest bot report. (The one that says 'DEAL WITH IT.') Made me lol. and see your side of things even better. Ah, he even posted on aichon's talk page in a topic that didn't concern him... I'm siding with him less and less as the more I see of his contribs... -- †  talk ? f.u. 16:09, 18 January 2012 (UTC)
hey with grim, woot and zombie lord gone someone has to do its.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 16:43, 18 January 2012 (bst)

Sorry about the edits which I've made which have annoyed you. I didn't mean to. I'm new to this wiki, but I've edited others in the past so I've been trying to help out in areas where things haven't been running as efficiently as they could be. Didn't mean to cause any offence. :) --Shortround 16:22, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

TZH

  • conversation moved to it's own talk page.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 12:07, 7 February 2012 (bst)

Re: 10K Club

Hiii!

First of all congrats on reaching tribune membership. Mortificant no longer maintains the 10K club page so I don't think you'll get any protest from him about your edit. A few things I saw myself though. You updated the text of your entry to tribune member but you did not update the associated badge (still reads centurion rank). Also the Society Overview at the top (but I suspect that is even more out of date). Everything else looks fine though.  CrunchyCake  T  Breakfast Club 08:17, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

well feel free to fix or change anything. i knew there was a few things i missed. thanks a lot.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 11:55, 7 February 2012 (bst)

Orphaned Images

File:Hitler.gif which you uploaded is currently unused and is subject to deletion if it is older than two weeks. If you wish to ensure that it remains on this wiki then you will need to ensure that it is included in at least one page on this wiki..--A Helpful Little Bot 17:33, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

File:Adolfina.jpg which you uploaded is currently unused and is subject to deletion if it is older than two weeks. If you wish to ensure that it remains on this wiki then you will need to ensure that it is included in at least one page on this wiki..--A Helpful Little Bot 17:33, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Warning

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Please do not change other people's comments on this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, your editing privileges will be revoked. This is your last warning. -- boxy 07:45, 15 February 2012 (BST)

hi

i hear thar be missing things here. Please leave a message after the beep. Or dont. I wont read it anyway. --hagnat 21:35, 29 February 2012 (UTC)

in order to prevent things being missed and being notified, i have disabled the mail user option. Thank your for your time --hagnat 21:36, 29 February 2012 (UTC)
aw hagz. how could u? i will track your ass down next time i'm in SA. which will be soonish. prob in july for snowboarding. <sadface>-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 21:38, 29 February 2012 (bst)

Meh. I am bored. --hagnat 23:50, 7 March 2012 (UTC)

which is why you should unprotect yer talk page so me and axe can +1 you to death.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 00:01, 8 March 2012
went home and found myself some offline distractions. Returning-To-UD Crisis averted --hagnat 03:58, 8 March 2012 (UTC)
smoked a bowl did you?-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 04:23, 8 March 2012

Cool

Smart asses exist and I have to deal with them.--Jerrack Malton Safe Zone Security 16:50, 1 March 2012 (UTC)

what are you on about now? -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 18:35, 1 March 2012 (bst)

Remember me?

Because if you've forgotten me i'll be sad--Mikalos209 02:59, 7 March 2012 (UTC)

ahh cody6 the only person in the history of the NMC to be banned. there happy? -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 12:55, 7 March 2012

Barhah.com

Go there. ;o) --Papa Moloch 17:12, 7 March 2012 (UTC)

Troll Fight

Oberst vs Son of Sin. Who's your money on? ~Vsig.png 05:11, 31 March 2012 (UTC)

Obrest, at least he can put a semi coherent thought together, even though he is wrong all the time.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 11:56, 31 March 2012
I don't know. I think Ob would get exasberated with the SoS dribble and be the first to fold. Wonder if we'll ever see these two go at it? ~Vsig.png 15:20, 31 March 2012 (UTC)
how about nominating sin for sysop in support of text rape for tomorrow? trolloloolol -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 16:07, 31 March 2012
 ;) ~Vsig.png 16:35, 31 March 2012 (UTC)

Milltown page

I'm archiving that news post from february? Anything wrong?--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 01:19, 1 April 2012 (BST)

i just don't like it completely empty. it's the one suburb page i actively maintain. please leave it be for the time being. thanks.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 01:23, 1 April 2012
okey doke. If you could just pop that news piece in the archive whenever there's something new to go on there that'd be awesome. :) --Shortround }.{ My Contributions 01:25, 1 April 2012 (BST)

All is well that ends well

I know corn was a big thorn in your side. Just want to say sorry we couldn't do this any sooner. I do believe all the swastikas and stupid bullshit racist pages are gone now. Grab a cold one, bury your face in a pair of Boobs.gif and bask in the afterglow of a cornhole-free UDWiki. ~Vsig.png 02:29, 15 April 2012 (UTC)

I like to be open minded of users regardless of their beliefs but I genuinely think what he did as oberst was, in a majority, vandalism. As cornhole he tried to use the wiki and got baited into admin page stuff cause everyone pestered him and that's hard to keep away from. As oberst he abused admin pages thinking he was using the wiki as a seasoned veteran and just wasted time and space. Every time he reported someone it wasn't cause he was a noob like corn, it was cause he was trying to make a point or be a pest and it was only a matter of time until the ops would have stamped this out. That was a tangent, the reason I started this post was to say that now oberst has admitted to it, well, it's just as Izumi thing now, the benefit of the doubt is gone and no nazi on this wiki will ever have any credibility again, any new account working for nazi zombies will likely be banned outright regardless of whether they are a new person or not. That's the job he has given the sysops now and it's his fault for forcing that desperation onto them. I doubt anyone will be complaining though. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 03:32, 15 April 2012 (BST)
corn who? oberst what? lets not waste another thought on him. just comb thru all those stupid images he uploaded to make sure. thanks. @ddr. are you fucking kidding me? just go jump into a bucket of shut up. -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 04:58, 15 April 2012
tevs. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 05:47, 15 April 2012 (BST)
i don't understand what that means.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 06:04, 15 April 2012

Hello!

I know you too! How goes the QSG? --Benigno SSZ RCC 22:17, 15 April 2012 (BST)

about the same.. we read books, and revive stuff. you should drop by.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 01:43, 16 April 2012


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can i talk on this page? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mrpotato (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

Yes, you can (assuming harrison is okay with it, of course), but you need to add four tildes (~~~~) after your comments. When you do that and save the page, it'll insert a signature and timestamp automatically for you, which is generally considered to be necessary for any commenting made on this wiki. Aichon 05:13, 25 April 2012 (BST)
you most certainly can. just please sign your posts.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 12:54, 25 April 2012

Second Level Heading

yer probably! I was thinking about going for sysop just so I could occasionally pop in and ban idiots --Karloth Vois ¯\(°_o)/¯ 12:26, 1 May 2012 (BST)

you would have my full support as always-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 13:04, 1 May 2012
DOO EET. ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 15:22, 2 May 2012 (BST)
Done! --Karloth Vois ¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:38, 3 May 2012 (BST)

Remember that time...

...you tried to kill me, but phail'd? Good times man. Good times. Content.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 07:32, 9 May 2012 (BST)
you had better run!-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 22:43, 12 May 2012
You low ping bastards. Grr! Argh! *shaking fist* ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 12:09, 22 May 2012 (BST)

For bonus points

Do that with a right-to-left language. Big Grin :D ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 12:16, 22 May 2012 (BST)

and you know i could.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 12:43, 22 May 2012
Class. ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 14:26, 22 May 2012 (BST)

so

i hear u liek mudkipz... :D --hagnat 03:11, 23 May 2012 (BST)

r day kosher? and yer talk page being locked makes me very sad face -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 03:16, 23 May 2012
If he's going to be around, it should be unprotected. User pages are only supposed to be protected on a short-term basis or if the person will no longer be around. Otherwise, it leaves us with no way to contact them. Aichon 03:36, 23 May 2012 (BST)
especially since the bugger disabled his email function.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 03:39, 23 May 2012
lawl... i wont be around... i just wanted to drop by and say hi and that my game is two months from being released :3 --hagnat 05:43, 23 May 2012 (BST)
and lawl again... if ye get promochiun, ya`ll be able to post on my talk page, but i`ll misconbitrate your ass every time :3 --hagnat 05:44, 23 May 2012 (BST)
I unprotected your user page and posted on it. Come at me bro. Tongue :P ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 09:37, 23 May 2012 (BST)
Challenge accepted --hagnat 23:50, 28 May 2012 (BST)
take it to yer own talk pages ladies.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 01:13, 29 May 2012
y? we so comfy in here --hagnat 22:25, 29 May 2012 (BST)
On a related note: Zambazh: NAH BANZ!

English: NO PANTS!
ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 11:04, 30 May 2012 (BST)

You are nothing if not a man of your word! Wink ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 11:04, 30 May 2012 (BST)
what the fuck are you talking about.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 11:34, 30 May 2012

'lo monkey

What's new in the world of sports? -- Spiderzed 00:15, 5 August 2012 (BST)

i wouldn't know. fucking NBC won't show me anything other than Americans acting retarded.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 15:25, 5 August 2012
To summarise, the Brits are destroying all previous assumptions by being good at rowing, riding horses and cycling. If tea making and croquet were still in the Olympics we would have wrapped this up long ago. --RossWHO????ness 15:30, 5 August 2012 (BST)
you brits excel at gift wrapping i hear.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 15:32, 5 August 2012

PARDON ME

"READ THIS FIRST AND THAN THE TEXT BELOW, DUMBASS" - Misspelling of "then" is a mistake, or just a joke I am unfamiliar with? -- ™ & © Amazing, INC. All rights reserved. Replying constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service. 20:16, 5 August 2012 (BST)

both? go shove a bike up your mustache.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 02:03, 6 August 2012
What about "Don't like it? Than don't post here." ? *creepy grinning stare* -- ™ & © Amazing, INC. All rights reserved. Replying constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service. 05:48, 6 August 2012 (BST)
what did I do to deserve all this attention from amazing himself.. hagnat, grim help!-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 22:13, 6 August 2012
If you didn't want attention, you wouldn't dress like that!! Also "Reply's" -- ™ & © Amazing, INC. All rights reserved. Replying constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service. 00:17, 7 August 2012 (BST)

no homo

...meet me at the Gilmore in East Boundwood -- Son of Sin 03:28, 8 August 2012 (BST)

why so i can kill you again with ease? pass. go fail someplace else u ain't welcome here.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 05:43, 8 August 2012
you killed me once when i was new and unaware of PKers. anyway, i love you bro. xoxoxo -- Son of Sin 00:36, 19 August 2012 (BST)
shalom. oh and I went up there looking for you and you were nowhere to be found.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 00:59, 19 August 2012
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