User talk:Mallrat/Mick McManix

Press tha wee button + then hit ye feckin keyburrrd.

When yous done, press an see if a care.

Mick's Tok Page

Whit? Gairrrls? Feck!

If yous want tae chat wi auld Mick, ye've foond tha richt feckin page. Well done pal.

If yiz want tae tok tae sumbdy else, try tha follwin.

Dial 1 if ye want tae tok tae The Mallrat.

Dial 2 if ye want tae tok tae yon kilt-wearin wee Sassenach numpty Thurston Mallrat, an kin be bothered tae tok proper like.

Dial 3 if yous want tae waste yer time beelin at som rotten-heided zombie wha probly jist et ye brains, fae example yon nightclubbin scunner Hermann Munster.

Good Grief!

(Moved from the TSI Talk page)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 22:00, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Until you learn to be nice and have fun Mick I am afraid I am going to have to kill you... a lot. I warn you now I am very, very good at what I do.

This user loves to Grief your character and suggests you stop using him or her.

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•   Timmah!  

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02:18, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Evidently SillyLillyPilly disnae hav any real friends tae dae her dirty wairk, an Rufus is too feeble tae dae it himself. Fae feck's sake that is pathetic.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:27, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Wus wif dis silly occent 'ere. No one stated they were too feeble to defend themselves I am pretty sure you have no idea who Rufus is in game, and if Lilly has no friends why did I show up and kill you? Man...Lilly was right, you are no fun. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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05:39, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Ma accent is tha wan ah grew up wi', when yiz a wean in Pegton that's whit happens. "why did I show up and kill you?" Cause she offered yous free revives, ye poor friendless bassa! As fae bein nae fun, it's no' my job tae entertain morons, griefers an' PKers, so jog on an tek poor wee whinin' SillyLillyPilly and Rufus wi' ye! Meanwhile, ye can keep huntin fae Mick cos everytime ah log on ah'll be revived again. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:42, 6 April 2010 (BST)

YAY! Mick is revived I get to shoot him again! You do realize thats half the fun, your going to be constantly stuck at RP's while your friends have to run around and get needles for you all while trying to hunt me. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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16:04, 6 April 2010 (BST)

We huv better things tae dae than worry aboot one-man griefer armies an their snivellin contractors, pal. In any case we dinnae mind bein targeted by tha ars3hol3s in Vinetoon, it keeps idiots like yous oot o tha other survivors' way. Be sure tae keep reportin yesel in Rogues Gallery as ye build up ye fearsome 'reputation' by killin aff newbies, big man! Thank ye fae playin!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 16:23, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Too bad I'm not a one man army ;) -- 

•   Timmah!  

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17:35, 6 April 2010 (BST)

The plot thickens --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:41, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Given yer distinct lack o bawsacks, "one-man army" may be given ye too much credit, Furry. Hope ye've foond yesel' a nice dark rabbit-hole tae hide in wi PatheticBillyPilly an her toyboy Rufus (self-description: "Build: Muscular. Nationality: German." I wuid add: "Gender: Indeterminate". (Amusin' new trenchie pic btw, Rufus, even lamer than tha last. Ye need tae use wan moar along these lines:

Enjoy searchin fae ammo n wanderin tha streets on your hard-man mission, Furry. Not everybody gets aff on chasin priests but evidently yous huv strange tastes.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:38, 6 April 2010 (BST)

I'm sorry I can't here you over the sound of how awesome I am. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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19:55, 6 April 2010 (BST)

That pic is win. --Thadeous Oakley 20:59, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Thadeous has tha correct answer. Score 1 point. After tha video-snoozefest that tha griefer posted, please sit back an enjoy this wee clip o tha griefer in real life: he's tha wan wi tha yellow shorts, aboot tae get schooled by Peepul (and Pupil) Power... Remember: in Urban Dead, No-one Ever Really Dies. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 22:07, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Mick you miserable old cunt you have no clue do you? I wouldn't ever hire a griever to do my work, no offense Col., especially one I have tried to kill myself in the past. I handle my own work, and I watch out for my friends and in turn they watch out for me. Hell I think if anything I am just going to help these guys because you seem to have me all over your mind like a 13 year old girl. Grow up Mick, get a clue and fucking jog on. I have had enough of that accent you picked up to try and be funny. Clearly you can't seem to think up anything better to do than waste your time misspelling everything. It's English not rubbish. You don't write with an accent so cut the shit. I am just waiting for MITS to move out of Richmond Hills before I move out of your horrible little hell hole you call a suburb. But Col. if you are ever in the area that RDD patrol or any of my alts are in just give me a buzz if you need a revive. Not a fan of the Speedee jig you guys did, but hell, it is only cause you beat me to it. I had wanted to kill that guy since I was in CAPD. Also the trenchy pic was because I needed to find a new one of Pete Dunham of the famous GSE.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 00:02, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Ah think ah may huv touched a nerve...

(PS Rufus sweetheart, ah knaw it wiz SillyLillyPilly wha ran away cryin fae help fra Mr Furry Fetishist an his one-rabbit/one-Oompa Loompa army. Evidently she didnae think ye wiz up tae tha job o watchin oot fae ye friends. Feel better noo?)

--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:33, 7 April 2010 (BST)

PPS Rufus, ah'm worried aboot ye noo: accordin tae tha ongoing source of hilarity that is ye user page, ye've turned into a crew-cut undernourished German rent boy (paid in gum by tha look o him), lost 15lbs an two inches o height an ye hair has gone fra brown tae blond - overnight! Most worryingly, ye famously muscular build is noo described as merely "Lean". Whit's gaein on pal? Dae ye need tae see a doctor? That is not normal. Yours, concernedly, Father Mick.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:39, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Whats that Mick? -- 

•   Timmah!  

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04:49, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Rufus keeps changin his user page character description, achievin ever-greater levels of lameness. An' given that it's yet another weird German, please tell me tha's no' your ain user picture, Fluffer. PS try no' tae mess wi tha formattin o tha page, it's bad manners.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:24, 7 April 2010 (BST)

For the record Mick, impersonation is not a nice thing to do. Editing my comments and Rufus's one more time and I will bring you to A/VB. You have permission as this is your page to delete the comment, but not edit it. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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16:05, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Nae problem, we'll let Rufus's foul mouth speak for itself an' please accept ma apologies fae adding a caption tae ye funny wee picture.

Noo, explain tae me again how griefing wairks: are ye no' supposed tae be killing me, rather than being killed?--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 17:15, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Well see, I kill you, you get two of your boys to stop by and give me the ol' 1,2. Then a 3rd comes by a few hours later and finally finishes up the work. Now I stand at an RP and one of your guys is dumb enough to revive me. I would say I'm playing the game better then you are mate. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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17:27, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Ye furrst kill was a freebie, like tha Japanese victory at Pearl Harbour before war was declared, an as ye said yersel': gettin revived jist means we get tha pleasure o killin yous agin. Noo run along pet an find a nice wee hole tae hide in, like tha cockroach yiz are.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:50, 7 April 2010 (BST)

PS ah'm assumin ye knaw enough history tae be aware that tha Japanese goat thurrr erchies handed tae them on a plate - jist so ye knaw whit tae expect, "mate".--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:50, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Well mate, if you knew anything about anything other than your thumb up some hole, you'd know first off it took 5 years for the American's to actually finish off the Japanese, and if it wasn't for that famous German scientist, Albert Einstein, the nuke wouldn't have been made and the Japanese would have handed the Americans their asses on a plate. If you knew anything else you'd know who the guy in the picture is, and that nothing is ever permanent(until the moderators say it is) so my profile is allowed to change. Also the gum thing is from a commercial for trident layers. So stop thinking with your dip stick, Jimmy; and start thinking with your dip stick.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:38, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Your one to talk about looks there Mick. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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21:45, 7 April 2010 (BST)