User talk:Nubis

• The Dead

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You are inside Nubis' Talk Page. The page lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. The building has fallen into ruin, and with the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Feel free to post your comments below this large ass box.

=Thank you for telling me about the Template. I made it as a template because it would not show up correctly when I posted it just as an image. I think it is working now however. --Don Al Capone

	Katthew For Sysop
	This user demands change and a return to common sense. Vote Katthew! We will stop at nothing to promote her.

me said:

Be nicer!

	WARNING
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Please do not vandalize pages on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. This is a dumb thing to get a warning for. You are getting on my shit list with every time you click save page. --– Nubis 03:42, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Last one out turn off the lights. 

-- Nubis

*Click*

LEFT 4 WIKI

The wiki is very much a survival horror experience itself. I noticed the parallels to one of my favorite games and had to share.

Iscariot is the WITCH. Sits there on his talk page whining and crying, grunting and huffing when anyone comes near him. If you "startle" him he leaps on you viciously tearing at you with wiki lawyering claws. (He is probably doing most of this in his underwear, too.)

Katthew is the greatest Boomer that ever lived. She vomits obscenities and hordes of goons run to the scene trolling and ranting. Since she has gone inactive the baby Boomer would have to be J3D. Fail to knock him back and he spews nonsense and summons his clan which litter the area with gibberish and LOLS.

Karek is the Hunter. Lurking around making valid posts randomly (as his hunter shrieks) then leaping in with a vicious attack that is sharp and to the point often knocking down any opposition.

Hagnat is the Smoker. Dancing around getting tangled up in random problems. Instead of a hacking cough, you can recognize him by his "English" and poor spelling.

Nubis seems to be the Tank if you look at A/M. Going around doing whatever I want and throwing walls of text at those that oppose me. I can't let things drop and I often don't wear a shirt.

Boxy is Bill the grizzled vet. Probably does wear a beret.

Rosslessness is Louis. Just a normal guy trying to make it through the day and not get hurt by some idiot using a Molotov at close range.

Cyberbob is Francis. Rebel by nature and probably does dress like a member of the Village People in a little leather vest.

Conndraka is Zoey. Just because the DHPD were all little girls. :P

Sysop Shit

Did I leave a note on a page that you are responding to? Post in here please below the notes.

NOTE: Images that have just a text link still show up on the Unused Images list. If you want it to be spared make sure it actually displays on a page.

NOTE 2: If you are replying to a comment about a "Move Request" issue if I am not online any other sysop can help you if you fill them in on what you need.

NOTE 3: If you are looking for a Vandal De-escalation you may want to make one of your "good faith" edits something that sucks up to me. :)

NOTE 4: I'm not really the sysop people go to, but in case they do I want to almost look professional. Almost ...

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[edit] Complaints

Not happy? If it is sysop related it goes above this, by the way. Hope you have a sense of humor.

Everything Else

Hope I choose the right section...Nevermind, there are some names in the location blocks with the linking page ok but the name displayed not. (Too much lurking inAClashInRedSnow Talk page.--Lithedarkangel 22:43, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Phantom Pages

Nice. If you read Kareks talk page, i think theres the reason they cant be deleted. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:54, 23 October 2008 (BST)

Karek is awesome. --– Nubis ^NWO 18:59, 23 October 2008 (BST)

Misconduct's Greatest Hits

Remember that you are under a microscope and wiki lawyers lurk. You are getting on the shit list with every time you click save page.

Warning

I dont like this as much as you do, but the misconduct case against you ruled as guilty. Therefore you can haz warning. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{talk mod} 17:09, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

Your misconduct case

Your misconduct case is currently tied in 3 votes for not misconduct, and 3 votes for misconduct sans punishment. To finish this drama once and for all, i am notifying you of the veredict of slightly misconduct - no warning, no nothing, just that. And i hope you learnt your leason, whatever lesson it fucking was. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{talk mod} 01:37, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

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Is there more to this discussion? It shouldn't be lost to the archive.

quite frankly i'd be glad if you thought nick and jed were the same account. I mean it's so apparent we aren't. If you suspected us i'd be all like "lol what a douche he thinks we're the same person" coz like, who the fuck could be bothered acting like different people for 2 yearss??? that shits stupid....xoxo 05:07, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

1. 03:46, December 17, 2008 J3D got IPs for Nallan on ud_wiki
2. 03:45, December 17, 2008 J3D got IPs for J3D on ud_wiki
3. 03:45, December 17, 2008 J3D got IPs for Boxy on ud_wiki
4. 07:01, November 23, 2008 J3D got IPs for J3D on ud_wiki (added)

Interesting. Did boxy give you permission to check his IP? Was he vandalizing or suspected of account sharing/sock puppets? Why would you need to get IP information on yourself and Nallan? --– Nubis ^NWO 23:08, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Just a sneaking suspicion i had about those 3...--xoxo 23:19, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Trying to find out where I live again, eh J3D? I hope you're not planning on sharing the big info with your buds -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 00:44 18 December 2008 (BST)

I wish i was that internet capable...--xoxo 04:20, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

If you already checked his you'd know that they probably already checked it themselves with his sysop privileges.--Karek^maps?! 10:03, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

Proof plz. I'm the only person who knows the password to this account.--xoxo 00:55, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Check User from the 14th lends itself to a different conclusion.--Karek^maps?! 01:22, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I didn't check that one. Interesting. So the J3D account and the Nallan account are used from the same computer at times. I see two options of what went on on December 17;

1. either Nallan logged in as J3D and used the sysop tools to look up the IP details listed above and make inane posts on multiple admin pages;
2. or J3D looked up the IP details above, and noticing that Nallan was showing up as using the same IP he went about making damned sure that I checked it out in the hope of creating a dramafest by checking my IP details, and making posts on A/PT and signing as Nallan.

I'm inclined to go for option 2, because he even went to the trouble of IP checking a non existent user, presumably refering to this post of Nallans] which looks very much like something a friend would do if they managed to log in to the accoun ("I'm feeling niggardly LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL (nigger)"). Worst case senario, other kids have access to J3Ds account, best case, J3D is using his checkuser abilities to stir up drama because he's bored with it already -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 07:21 19 December 2008 (BST)

This seems like something Kevan would be interested in. --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 07:32, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

WOW!! You guys have really fucking overactive imaginations! I couldn't think up such a tale of intrique if you paid me! Anyway as well as being astounded i should probably offer up an option number 3. Nallan and I are real life friends, you should all be aware of this, we don't hide it. As real life friends we visit each other at home (each other's IP addresses) and thus on occasion edit from one anothers IPs. I'm fairly certain this is well within the bounds of the guidelines. Now you sure fucking don't have to believe me, but i don't really care either way, this is simply if you're interested - No one edits off my account except me. I can't guarentee you no one edits off Nallan's account except him but i sure haven't. Anyway that is pretty much the story. I love it how the option with the most simple explanation is the one you all fail on.--xoxo 04:03, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

lol this shit made my day. Kevan must be alerted! fucking gold.--Nallan (Talk) 04:52, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

You do realise that that explaination is basically the same as option 2, except it neglects to explain why you felt it neccessary to look up my IP details, the IP details of a non existent user and act like a prat on multiple admin pages -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 22:39 20 December 2008 (BST)

"noticing that Nallan was showing up as using the same IP he went about making damned sure that I checked it out in the hope of creating a dramafest by checking my IP details" How is that even remotely like what happened??? --xoxo 14:30, 21 December 2008 (UTC)